Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

It can be seen that the "conflict" between these two people has been accumulating for a long time, and this kind of conversation is probably not the first time.

It’s just that we are all on good terms with the Demon King, otherwise if it were anyone else, the demon sword would have been thrown in their face long ago.

Leviathan seemed to be either an idiot or a natural black, and completely ignored the frantic Lucifer. After blinking for a few seconds, he looked at Lin again and said seriously: "Besides, I heard from Amo that his beep is also very big. Lucy, you can't bear it with your body shape, so don't do it."

Wow! This Leviathan is so gentle.

I originally thought she was an enemy rather than a friend, but I didn't expect her to help right away and even hit the other person's weak spots, ignoring her cold tone. She is truly a gentle girl!

Wait, why did that just sound so weird?

Also, who is Amo?

This question only took Rin two seconds to figure out the answer. According to Leviathan's habit of calling people by nicknames, Lucifer is Lucy, and Amo... should be Asmodeus, the lustful devil, right?

Lucifer was slightly stunned, and subconsciously looked at Lin's lower body. Then he shuddered, kicked his legs and sat back in his seat, like a frustrated child.

"Hehe, Cricket is a stud, it would be best if he were cut off someday."

This farce ended with Lucifer's words that seemed tough but were actually arrogant and submissive.

Although this submissive Rin is not happy at all, looking at her like that, it is clear that she is 100% sure that he is going to fuck her.

As expected...Is it impossible to wash away the evil even if I jump into the Santuo River?

Taking a deep breath, Rin suppressed the urge to fuck Youmu and found a seat to sit down, right opposite Leviathan.

After thinking about it, I decided to thank Leviathan for standing up for the injustice.

"Thank you, Lord Leviathan, for speaking up for justice just now."

"Oh... I'm just telling the truth. Are you Lucy's friend?"

"No."

Rin and Lucifer denied it in unison. Leviathan thought for a moment and continued, "Belle said that Lucy's words should be interpreted in reverse. It seems that you are indeed his friend."

...Isn't that nonsense? Belle...should it be Belial, the Lord of Sloth?

Why does this Leviathan always like to use the phrase "I heard XXX say"?

"Since you are Lucy and Sasha's friend, I specifically allow you to be my friend? The premise is, are you smart?"

"Of course, I have also inherited Athena's wisdom. However, is there any necessary connection between making friends and intelligence?"

Seeing Lin's confused look and the way he boasted when he mentioned Athena's wisdom, Leviathan showed a rare bit of disdain on his face. He raised his chin slightly and said, "What's that idiot Athena? Only smart people can be my friends. My IQ is 250!"

I think you look like an idiot. As for your intelligence, I really don't see it.

Lin glanced at Lucy and Medusa. The two girls' mouths were twitching, and they seemed to want to laugh but were trying hard to hold it back.

Finally, it was Medusa who put her fist in front of her mouth and coughed dryly: "Ahem, Lord Leviathan is naturally the wise sage of our demon race. Even Lord Liberl cannot compare to him. Well, so let's talk about the artifact."

"Artifact..."

Leviathan looked at Medusa with some confusion. After a while, he suddenly realized what was going on. He clashed his fists with hers and said with a burning gaze, "Yes! My artifact! Where is it now?"

Phorcys, the god of the sea, who had become a background wall, explained awkwardly, "At present, there is only such a piece of news and we don't know whether it is true or not. I have asked all believers and managers to look for it. I believe there will be news soon. The artifact will definitely belong to you. As for those jumping clowns, I hope you two can deal with them."

Lucifer snorted and nodded.

It's just killing gods, she is best at it.

As for Leviathan, she propped her chin up with a somewhat unhappy look on her face and said in boredom, "I don't know if they are smart or not. If their IQ is 120, I won't take their lives for now. I'll just let them go."

Chapter 47 Hey, it’s illegal to make a stick

This guy... is crazy, bragging doesn't have to be taxed now? !

Garbage hell will be over sooner or later.

Now Rin finally understood why even a dead arrogant person like Lucifer had several friends, but Leviathan had always been alone.

I'm afraid in her opinion, there is not a single smart person in the world.

Medusa's smile looked a little awkward, but she didn't tell her the truth directly.

On the other hand, Lucifer, as the leader of the demons, although he seems unreliable, he is actually a well-rounded demon with all-round development in moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor qualities.

Stroking her chubby chin, the Demon Queen Yo said in a cold voice: "If it's just a dragon god and a river god, it won't be a big problem. Even Yinglong and Santu won't act rashly for the sake of the seven demon kings. The only one who is a bit troublesome is Tefnut."

"Tefnut..." Leviathan blinked and tilted his head full of soft blue hair. "Who is it?"

Shit, you are from Gensokyo, right? Your memory is only three seconds?!

When I just came in, I heard Medusa talking to you about this. It's only been a few minutes, can't you save it?

Rin looked up and down at Leviathan as if she had discovered a new world. He was aloof when he closed his mouth, but exuded an infectious stupidity when he opened his mouth.

"That's the rain god who always brings his mistress and two sons along when he gets into a fight."

After Lucifer's reminder, Leviathan frowned and racked his brains to recall. A ripple appeared on his head... a dynamic symbol like the chaos buff logo.

After a while, a lantern fish jumped out of the water ripples, and Leviathan finally remembered. His blue eyelashes trembled, and his eyes smiled into crescents, looking stupid.

"It's one of those dog-headed gods, right?"

Lucifer rubbed her face with a headache. If they weren't a family, she really didn't want to bring this idiot out.

The Supreme God has sprinkled wisdom all over the world, but you, Leviathan, are the only one who holds up an umbrella.

Regardless of the shame of the demon king beside him, Lucifer looked around, and when his eyes swept over Rin, he snorted at him without hesitation, and suddenly remembered something, pointed at Tachibana and the other two and asked: "What are you three doing here?"

Tachibana stood up, calmly performed a knight's salute, and then told him the news that the remaining temple of the Lost Church was found on the seabed.

"This is a very troublesome matter. I have a feeling that the matter of the temple and the artifact is not a coincidence." The Demon Queen frowned and continued with her chin propped up, "It turns out that we can't get ahead easily. Oh, it would be great if Liberl came back."

Rin had no interest in their hellish family affairs, but was curious about how the two demon kings would deal with the matter next.

Leviathan was slow to react. It was not until the hall was quiet and thoughtful that she blinked her eyes like a stupid little deer and asked in confusion: "Why can't I come forward? Aren't you here to help me get the artifact, Lucy?"

As he spoke, his big blue eyes were full of grievance as he stared at Lucifer.

The demon queen angrily stretched out her fist and hit her on the head: "Idiot! Now you don't even know whether the artifact is true or not. Do you want to be used as a gun?!"

serve as hatchet man?!

Well, I don’t understand, but… it hurts.

Regardless of the shame of the Demon King who was crying out in pain, Lucifer looked at Rin. Because of word of mouth from Xiao Ai and Asmodeus, she was quite familiar with Rin.

I heard that this guy looks like a fool at ordinary times, but he can be a great talent at critical moments.

“Semo Lin, what do you think?”

"I have no opinion on your address to me, Your Highness the Demon King."

"The soul is pale!"

The irritable devil was easily irritated and flew into a rage. He wanted to jump up and smash Lin's knees to set an example for others.

"I mean, do you have any good ideas for this matter?!"

The annoying female devil, although her tone and attitude are bad, she is still half a friend after all. Lin magnanimously ignores her bad habits and strokes his chin in thought.

Considering the current situation and the hidden cultists, this matter is indeed troublesome to deal with. Just like Lucifer said, no one wants to be used as a gun.

As the saying goes, the first bird to stick its head out gets shot... Is there any way to avoid being the first bird to stick its head out and still have a chance to grab the artifact?

Thoughts became tangled into a bunch of knots, then they unraveled and dispersed bit by bit, and inspiration suddenly appeared.

"I do have an idea... But first, you have to tell me what Xiao Ai is doing. I haven't seen her for a long time."

Lucifer was slightly startled, with a strange look in his eyes. He said coldly, "Of course it's for further study. Lord Hades values ​​her so much that he personally teaches her how to practice. This matter was not originally intended to be made public."

"So that's it!"

Finally knowing the exact news about Xiao Ai, knowing that she was not in any danger, and that it was good news, Lin felt relieved, with a hint of joy between his brows.

"Xiao Ai..." Leviathan tried to recall with his few memory cells and nodded, "Yes, that's true. Lord Hades disappeared for so long and came out just to take her to practice. Your girlfriend must be very wise to be favored."

Although this stupid girl's IQ is less than 9 and she is a real stick maker, her words are still very pleasant to the ears.

Lin thought that this girl didn't seem like a lying staff maker, so she believed Lucifer's words even more, and she also liked them a lot more.

"I think this matter can be a 'fair' competition."

He emphasized the word "fairness". Seeing that he was confident, Lucifer urged him to continue.

"Ms. Leviathan, the Sea God, the River God, Tefnut, and the Dragon God, let's have a fair competition... It's like a game."

Medusa glanced at him with a smile: "It's a good idea, but the Lord Demon and the gods are both extremely noble beings. Why would they personally participate in this kind of competition that only humans and humanoids hold?"

"So, why not let the believers and subordinates participate? That way, we don't have to worry about Tefnut using their numbers to bully the weak, right? Each of the five parties can set one or two competition items and competition rules, and then see who wins the most games. This is the fairest way."

Lucifer was somewhat moved and nodded: "I can consider it...but..."

"But the prerequisite is that the artifact really exists, right? Then ask them to look for the artifact together. There is strength in numbers. If there is no artifact, they will naturally leave. If there is... then there is absolutely no problem with the method I mentioned."

"Let's be frank. Even if we find the artifact now, it will be difficult for us to keep it all under the two powerful factions of the Dragon Clan and the Dog-Headed God. War is inevitable. I know that the two Demon Lords are overwhelming compared to any other party. If the factions behind them are involved, it is very likely to evolve into a war among the gods. Considering this situation, the artifact may be used by someone with ulterior motives. The gods of the other three parties are not Levi... ahem, they are not fools. If they can solve this matter peacefully and with dignity, why do they have to go to war?"

"Hey, you want to talk about Leviathan!"

Lucifer snorted coldly, turned his head and found that the stupid devil didn't react at all. He sighed again and said, "Just like you said, they have forces behind them. Even if we have two places and some advantages, we can't necessarily win."

Lin raised his chin slightly and said meaningfully, "That's also... it requires a divine weapon. Even if the divine weapon really exists, hell is full of talented people and beautiful places. Are you afraid that you can't spread the advantages? To be honest... until now, I still think this is just a bait thrown by someone with ulterior motives."

"I understand."

Lucifer stood up and stood on the stool. Because of his height, even when he was standing on the chair, he was still several centimeters shorter than Rin. But this little girl stared at Rin with the eyes of a big boss appreciating a lazy person with dreams and potential. The scene was a bit incongruous.

"I always thought you were lustful, stupid, and perverted, but I didn't expect you to have some wisdom. When Liberl comes back, I will introduce you to her."

Lucifer might seem extremely arrogant when he said this, but there is actually nothing wrong with it.

Liberl's duty is the original sin of laziness, and he is indeed a lazy guy... but he is also the brain of hell, a super think tank who also serves as a military strategist. His IQ is definitely no less than Conan. To say that he is an introduction is already a great overestimation of Rin's IQ.

Even Leviathan, seeing Rin's expression had eased a lot, the words +1+1+1 were still popping up in blue on his head.

Oh my god... This is Rin in the second dimension. This is the first time I see a girl with a symbol on her head. Is it a special skill for making a staff? And what the hell is that +1?

The Sea God also had a delighted look on his face: "Then I will immediately issue a notice to invite the other three factions of gods to discuss the matter together."

"Ah."

Nodding calmly, the Demon Queen kicked her short legs and was about to sit down. Suddenly, she felt uncomfortable wearing the armor. It happened that the outsider, the God of the Sea, had left, and all the people present were girls (Rin: Huh?), so she simply took off her armor.

The black majestic armor suddenly disappeared from her body, revealing a Gothic black dress and white bloomers, which made a certain demon king's calves look even shorter.

Alas, Lucifer has been troubled by his height for at least tens of thousands of years.

She stretched her legs and sat down again, her whole body huddled into the chair, her head completely invisible from behind the chair. The demon girl Wang Chaolin extended an olive branch.

"I heard that you work for Hedgehog Cat?" Without waiting for Rin's response, she continued, "There's no future for you. You should come under my command. I promise to train you to be a right-hand man like Medusa. Of course... if you are willing to follow Liberl, that's not impossible."

At this moment, Rin admitted that he was moved.

The biggest job in hell is the one that provides shelter.

But I was just tempted. It was impossible for me to really go. Moreover, I had so many secrets that I could only go alone using the identity of a reporter.

Leviathan's eyes widened, and he quickly said, "My subordinates have also confirmed it, Rin, you should come work for me!"

It would be better if I could join the Aqua Cult!

Lin said helplessly: "I appreciate the kindness of the two demon lords, but my career as a journalist is my ideal and pursuit. This identity is unrestrained and I will not give it up."

"Humph! It doesn't matter what's good or bad!"

The hot-tempered Lucifer took out the magic sword again and stabbed it into the ground. After thinking about it, he decided not to attack Rin. He just jumped onto the magic sword and looked down at Rin from a higher height: "Without my protection, you will regret it later!"

The atmosphere was awkward because of Yo's bad temper, and Medusa quickly stepped in: "Ahem, the food and wine are ready, let's start the banquet."

……

The banquet ended under oppression, and Rin couldn't wait to take the invisible Reimu back to rest, also to get away from the two demon kings.

The former disliked him and was always finding fault with him and slandering him, calling him a pervert who existed only in heaven and hell.

Damn it, it’s obvious that you guys in Hell have the most perverts, even your subordinates are like that.

Well... Actually, up to now, Rin still hasn't figured out what's so perverted about Medusa.

The other stupid demon king, because of his great wisdom as a sage, kept pestering Reimu, even pestering her all the way to send her back to her room.

Including now... I'm still following him and chasing after him.