There's something wrong with my master.

"When I was in seclusion, there would be a fight between a man and a woman in my mind. The protagonists of the fight were the person who was undergoing the tribulation and the person who caused his emotional tribulation."

This is also the reason why Lin Xi did not go into seclusion today.

As for how the man and woman fought in her mind, she was very secretive and refused to tell.

Yun Changsheng: ...

He understood it immediately.

While in seclusion, the Heavenly Dao plays a martial arts action movie of a man and a woman in the mind of the person undergoing the tribulation.

The heroine was still the person he liked, at least when he was going through the emotional tribulation, she was indeed the person he liked.

What a vicious way of heaven!

No wonder the Hidden Immortal Sect took such great precautions against this calamity, setting up the Heaven-Defying Formation and cutting off two ounces of flesh from the crotch...

I can only say that Master Tai is awesome.

“No matter how pure and simple a person is, he will suffocate to death if he stays in seclusion like this, right?” Yun Changsheng muttered again in a low voice.

He is not an iceberg like Lin Xi. If he keeps playing action movies of male and female fighting in his mind all day long, he will definitely be suffocated!

"Suffocated to death?" Lin Xi whispered in his heart.

Although it is indeed very uncomfortable to be in seclusion, it shouldn’t be that serious to suffocate to death.

Then again, if she really couldn't avoid this disaster by secluding herself in seclusion, then how would she get through it?

Chapter 5 Director, I apologize to you

The Red Dust School is a bit like Long Aotian, pretending to be cool and slapping people in the face to flirt with beauties all the way, but in the end he will either sink into it and his immortal path will be ruined.

Or you can transcend and no longer be afraid of the external disasters set by the heavenly way of this world when you are about to ascend.

The school of hidden immortals has the demeanor of reclusive masters, squatting in deep mountains and old forests, rarely appearing in the world, with pure hearts and few desires, and not caring about the worldly affairs.

As soon as he heard it, he felt the celestial air floating in his heart, and Yun Changsheng yearned for it.

But if their luck is bad and they step into the Heaven-Deceiving Array with a 30% chance of failure, they will be persecuted by the heavens of this world and become the male and female protagonists of the Mango Channel's 8 o'clock fairy tale drama.

There is only more ridiculousness, there is no ultimate ridiculousness, thousands and tens of thousands of years old gods and immortals are still unable to let go of love like an 18-year-old boy...

"Sure enough, art comes from life." Yun Changsheng complained silently.

He wanted to say sorry to the screenwriters.

If God gives him another chance, he will definitely watch the show carefully and learn from the lessons in the show...

After silently summarizing the meeting, Yun Changsheng suddenly raised his head and asked, "Since Master has never suffered a disaster, why do you know so much?"

Hearing this, Lin Xi said calmly, "I have been practicing Taoism for seven hundred and eighty years. I have seen a lot and naturally understand a lot. Besides, there are jade slips in the sect that record all this."

At this moment her voice had returned to its previous coldness.

"Oh." Yun Changsheng nodded.

He selectively ignored the first half of Lin Xi's sentence. A homebody who had lived in the mountains for hundreds of years still claimed to be knowledgeable.

Who are you lying to?

That must be because there were predecessors in the sect who recorded these, such as the Grand Master who cut off two taels of meat.

"Okay, I've said enough today. I will be in seclusion in Four Seasons Cave for the next few days."

"Master, I still have some questions."

"explain."

"Master only talked about the external calamity deliberately created by the Heavenly Dao of this world, but did not mention the heavenly calamity brought down by the Great Dao of Origin."

"Don't worry about it. People in our sect, whether they are in the Spiritual Transformation, Void Refining or Body Merger stage, are likely to encounter thunder tribulations. By the time they encounter the Ascension Tribulation, they are already used to being struck by lightning. As long as they are not affected by the Ninth Heart Demon Tribulation, it will be fine."

"…Are you used to being hit?"

Isn’t that the treatment that Ye Moufan and Shi Ritian receive?

Yun Changsheng suddenly felt that his future was bleak. No one would be in a good mood if they knew that they might be struck by lightning for no reason in the future.

"When your great master was promoted to the Refining Void stage and encountered a thunder tribulation, he fell asleep during it. It may be a little painful at first, but you will get used to it in the future. There is nothing to say about it."

"..."

It will be a little painful at first, but if I move, you will feel better, these words flashed through Yun Changsheng’s mind.

He felt that Lin Xi was like a scumbag at this moment, trying to coax him, an ignorant girl, into bed.

Moreover, human beings do not share the same joys and sorrows. Grand Master is a ruthless man who can cut two taels of meat, so it is normal for him to not be afraid of thunder tribulation.

He probably can't do it.

"When the Master is in retreat, do not slack off in your practice."

"Yes, Master."

The figure in front of me gradually became illusory, and the air around me seemed to warm up rapidly as the figure disappeared.

"...I forgot to ask when I can go down the mountain to deal with that mundane matter. I'm really suffocating after being on the mountain for so long."

"And it's my birthday in a few days."

Yun Changsheng sat cross-legged on the cushion alone, and finally shook his head.

……

……

Four Seasons Cave, as Lin Xi entered, the cave door closed tightly.

She took out two thin white chains from her storage ring and glanced at the cave with indifferent eyes.

Haobai raised his wrist, the chain flew in the air, and then suddenly pierced her scapula.

She remained expressionless, unmoved by the pain.

The blood fell and coagulated.

The two ends of the chain drilled into the ground and extended madly underground, splitting mountains and rocks along the way, until the entire mountain was pierced through. The chain was still moving downwards, with no intention of stopping.

After a long time, the chains spread underground and penetrated into the earth veins hundreds of meters deep at the foot of the mountain before they slowly stopped.

The emotional catastrophe came with greater force than Lin Xi had expected.

She didn't know what would happen if she continued like this, and she couldn't let anything bad happen, so she chose to imprison herself here and think quietly.

The jade slip that recorded her love tribulation slowly rose up. She continued to use her divine sense to record her thoughts and ideas during the love tribulation, leaving a reference for her disciples and future generations.

Lin Xi is indeed a qualified master.

If she had not stepped into the Heaven-Deceiving Array with a 30% chance of failure and been affected by the emotional tribulation, she might have practiced peacefully in Four Seasons Mountain with Yun Changsheng for hundreds of years.

Then, after leaving behind a few unfathomable warnings, he survived the thunder tribulation and became an immortal in heaven.

Even if she encountered a love calamity, if it was just an ordinary love calamity, the moment she knew it was a calamity, she would have already broken through it.

However, at this moment, she was facing an extraordinary love tribulation that was more difficult to overcome than a normal love tribulation, and the person who caused the tribulation was Yun Changsheng.

They practiced together in the mountains for thirteen years.

Lin Xi couldn't guarantee that she had never had any romantic feelings for anyone at some point in these thirteen years.

Just as she said, because of uncertainty, people will be optimistic, unable to let go, and ultimately fall into disaster.

At this moment, she is sorting out her thoughts and looking back on the past thirteen years.

The frost slowly froze her body until she was completely frozen.

The cold can cool the hot blood and eliminate the influence of the fight between men and women in the mind during the retreat.

She continued to look back on the past.

At that time, the last trace of the Lin family's blood in the secular world was in a life-and-death crisis.

Lin Xi had promised the Lin family that he would keep the Lin family's incense flowing before he ascended to heaven, so he went down the mountain, saved the Lin family's bloodline, and met Yun Changsheng.

At first, I just thought that the little girl had bright eyes and good bones, and that she would be struck by thunder tribulation when she ascends to heaven within three to five hundred years.

In order to leave a legacy for the sect, Yun Changsheng was brought to the mountain.

Images flashed through my mind, wondering if I had been moved at some point, or if I had not been moved at all, and then I saw through this disaster.

"If you like him, then what do you like about him? Because he is young and has weak cultivation?"

The protagonists of the male and female martial arts action movie in my mind changed their posture.

She thought to herself, "It's not like she likes riding on him, is it?"

If you don't like it, why can't you let it go?

Until this moment, even though she was filled with lust, she still didn't want to drag Yun Changsheng into it and disrupt his practice.

time flies.

If no one disturbed her, she might have been able to survive this disaster.

Just as Yun Changsheng thought, if he kept playing action movies of male and female fighting in his mind, he would definitely suffocate to death.

But his icy master could really hold back...

Unfortunately, there is not only Lin Xi on this mountain, there is also a disciple.

Lin Xi's current condition is much more terrifying than that of a woman during her menstruation. She will explode at any moment.

Chapter 6: Evil Disciple

As the master of Four Seasons Mountain went into seclusion, Yun Changsheng's life returned to its previous dullness.

One person meditates, one person practices, and one person reads the jade slips in the sect that describe the practice of cultivation.

Fortunately, there was still a person who refused to leave on the mountainside, which added some spice to his boring life.

Occasionally he would drop some food and pretend to be a senior master who was hundreds of years old to scold Li Yue, which made him feel good.

As for following Li Yue down the mountain, that was impossible to agree to...

Since Lin Xi described the external calamity set by the Heavenly Dao of this world before the ascension in a very serious manner, Yun Changsheng also began to pay close attention to the jade slips related to this calamity in the past few days.

Moreover, even a ruthless person like Grand Master who was snoring in the thunder tribulation was forced to cut off two taels of flesh before he could survive the external tribulation set up by Heaven.

Therefore, Yun Changsheng took this very seriously, and he did not think that he could be more powerful than the Grand Master.

"Why are there so many records about death and killing disasters? Didn't Master say that there is a 70% chance that the external disasters set by the Heavenly Dao are love disasters?"

Yun Changsheng sat cross-legged on a cushion, with dozens of jade slips floating beside him. He closed his eyes and used his spiritual power to check the contents of the slips, mumbling a few words from time to time.

The sect has very detailed records of killing and death calamities, the signs when the calamity occurs, and how to avoid it.

The robbery has already happened, how can we survive it safely?

But there is no record of love disaster.

"Master said that she saw the record about the love tribulation in the jade slips in the sect."

With a wave of his moon-white long sleeves, all the jade slips returned to their respective places. The young man wearing a jade crown stood up and walked to the shelf where the miscellaneous items were classified.

He casually picked up a jade slip and placed it between his eyebrows. After reading a few sentences, he put it back.

“Not this one.”

“Not this one either.”

"Master, where did you see it? Why can't you find it?"

The young man eventually turned the jade slips in the cave upside down. He waved his sleeves, and the spiritual power dispersed, and the place returned to its original state.

"Master, could it be that you carry the jade slip that records your love tribulation with you?"

"That shouldn't be the case. It's not top secret."

Yun Changsheng shook his head and denied his previous thoughts.

He paused for a moment, then an idea flashed through his mind. If the master had brought all the jade slips that recorded the love tribulation with him, would it be possible for the master to…