There's something wrong with my master.

Thinking of this, when he went up the mountain, he met Lin Xi, who was supposed to be in seclusion.

He immediately bowed and saluted: "Master."

Then he walked over and stood with Lin Xi.

Lin Xi didn't say anything. She took light steps, her moon-white Taoist robe fluttering in the wind and snow, and turned to go to the tile-roofed house standing on the mountain.

In both movement and stillness, he is not like an ordinary person and does not get involved in worldly matters.

Yun Changsheng hurried to catch up. After years of getting along, he knew that his master had something to tell him.

In today's terms, a tiled house has two bedrooms, a living room, a kitchen, and no bathroom.

People who practice Taoism have no foreign matter in their bodies and do not need to go to the toilet.

"sit."

Two cushions and two cups of tea, which are beneficial to enlightenment, appeared in the field.

They both sat down.

"Master, I just felt a flash of panic in my heart. Did something go wrong with my practice?"

"..."

The fairy-like Taoist nun opposite blinked and said, "No."

Then he skipped the topic and said, "Today I will tell you about the disasters that people who practice Taoism will encounter."

It turns out that I have to go to class.

Yun Changsheng quickly straightened his sitting posture and acted like a good student.

"Now the world of immortal cultivation is divided into two factions, the Red Dust and the Hidden Immortal." The immortal voice was no longer cold, but very serious.

“After finishing the mundane affairs of the world, I will not return to the mountains, but go deeper into the world.”

"When he is awake, he holds the power of the world; when he is drunk, he lies on the lap of a beauty; the young man is dressed in fine clothes and rides a horse, doing good deeds; the young girl is the most beautiful in the world, and is admired by all the elegant scholars in the world."

"They have taken them all. When they truly let go, their hearts are free of all emotions and desires, only the Tao."

"Such an immortal cultivator will be able to remain calm no matter what disaster he encounters in the future."

“When the ninth heavenly thunder that tortures the soul falls, I can still ascend with a clear conscience.”

"Even so, if they are too obsessed with the secular world to let go, even if they reluctantly return to the mountain, they will still fight for power and gain within the sect, and fight for petty gains."

"In the end, he died in a fight, or died in a calamity, or was struck to death by the ninth thunderbolt when he ascended."

She paused and took a sip of tea from her cherry lips.

"As for the Hidden Immortal Sect, after finishing their worldly affairs, they will no longer get involved in worldly affairs."

"Practice in the mountains for hundreds or thousands of years until death or ascension."

"They are pure-hearted and have few desires, and there is no struggle for power and gain within the sect."

"Of course, if a cultivator wants to leave this world with this spiritual power, he is digging at the foundation of this world. When he is about to ascend, there will be disasters."

"The calamity of killing, the calamity of death, the calamity of love... Even if you escape into the small world, there is no escape. The hidden immortal has never taken it, so it is naturally difficult to overcome the calamity."

"After you survive this catastrophe and then the catastrophe of ascension, you will be an immortal in heaven."

"If you can't make it, there's something in your heart that's blocking you. When the inner demon calamity strikes, your body will die. Unless you give up ascending, die of old age in this world, and your spiritual power returns to heaven and earth, you can survive."

“So, a senior from the Hidden Immortal Sect carved a Heaven-Deceiving Formation, hoping to deceive the heavens and avoid disaster.”

"The Heaven-Deceiving Formation has a 70% chance of success and a 30% chance of failure."

She took another sip of tea.

She was the one who failed and was eventually robbed.

"And our sect is the Hidden Immortal Sect. If you want, you can also join the Red Dust Sect. But if one day you can't let go and do something unscrupulous, I will purge the sect."

"......?" Yun Changsheng looked at his small arms and legs and smiled awkwardly: "I'll think about it again."

"Then I will continue to talk about robbery."

"Of the eight hundred words in the world, only love hurts people the most. Family, friendship and love are the most difficult to give up. Heaven is good at attacking weaknesses. When the Hidden Immortals were about to ascend to heaven, 70% of them encountered love disasters."

"Master, have you been secretly reading the storybook I wrote?"

It's about waking up to hold the power of the world, and it's about love that hurts the most. Be careful of being misunderstood by those time travelers and being mistaken for a fellow villager...

"Shut up and listen to me!"

"Yes, Master."

"Today we will focus on the calamity of love, which is the calamity that our Hidden Immortal sect is most likely to encounter."

So a person who has not yet overcome the tribulation of love began to teach her her immature experience of overcoming the tribulation.

I hope Lin Xi’s apprentice won’t be led astray by her…

Chapter 4: Grand Master’s Might

"Love disaster is a very unreasonable disaster."

"When the calamity cloud enters your body, your mind will be affected by it. Perhaps in the next moment, you will fall in love with a stranger, no matter if he is a commoner or a great master."

"When folk storytellers tell stories, the protagonist in the book meets an immortal, and the immortal suddenly refuses to marry anyone but him or her."

"Or maybe a cultivator in the Tribulation Crossing Stage becomes sworn brothers with a beggar and passes on his life's cultivation to the beggar."

"This is all because the emotional calamity cloud has entered the body and affected the thinking."

"This is also the easiest love tribulation to overcome. Once you know it is a tribulation, you can overcome it immediately."

Lin Xi looked at Yun Changsheng with a dim gaze. Just now, she suddenly wanted to lick Yun Changsheng's lips.

She quickly suppressed this thought.

"There is another kind of emotional tribulation that is very difficult to overcome. For example, when two people are already close, she regards him as a fellow Taoist and a relative, but suddenly one day, she has other ideas about him."

"She wanted to possess him. When she saw other men touching him, she would feel bitter and angry, and even want to kill him, but she couldn't do it."

"She knew clearly that this was wrong, but she still couldn't help but have this thought in her mind."

"The most terrifying thing about this kind of love tribulation is that she can't tell whether she originally loved him or not. The love tribulation only arouses and amplifies the desire hidden in her heart."

"Or is this all just a matter of love? She has never had such thoughts before."

"So even if she knew it was a love disaster, she would still have a sense of luck in her heart."

"What if she loves him from the beginning? Once this thought comes into her mind, she will be reluctant to let go, she will not be able to let go, she will not be able to see through it."

Lin Xi expressed his feelings about the emotional tragedy he had experienced in the past two days. Although he knew it might be an illusion, he still held on to some hope.

After she finished speaking, she took out a storybook from her storage ring.

Then he turned to the section on artificial respiration.

"You wrote it?"

"Hmm?" Yun Changsheng blinked in confusion and agreed.

"This is called artificial respiration. Do you know how to do it?"

"meeting."

"..."

The two of them stared at each other, and finally Lin Xi held back the words "Since you can do it, can you try it on Master?"

Yun Changsheng was still confused. His master had just said so many "he"s, and he was trying to figure out which one was the "he" with a single person character and which one was the "she" with a single woman character.

Finally I shook my head, unable to tell...

“Did Master get through the tribulation before his ascension?” Yun Changsheng silently changed the subject, definitely not because he didn’t understand.

"The Heaven-Deceiving Formation has a 70% chance of success. If it succeeds, you won't have to go through this calamity." Lin Xi blinked and silently recorded the feeling just now.

The feeling just now was probably that you didn't want to embarrass yourself in front of the person you like, so you didn't tell the truth?

When it comes to cultivation, there are few who can match him in this world.

When it comes to love, she is just an ignorant girl.

“Master has always had good luck. With the Heaven-Defying Formation in place, Master should not have to endure this calamity.” Yun Changsheng muttered to himself, and finally nodded in understanding.

So after saying so much, you are mocking him for having bad luck and the 30% chance of failure of stepping into the Heaven-Deceiving Formation, so that he can prepare early?

Gan!

The European emperor is so great, when will the unlucky people be able to stand up!

"Master, how can I tell whether the love calamity has aroused the love hidden in my heart, or whether I have been completely affected by the love calamity and everything is just an illusion."

The non-chief Yun finally lowered his noble head and asked silently.

"Pull the person who caused your love calamity and let her accompany you through it."

"After the calamity clouds dispersed, she was still the only one in your heart. You were jealous of her, wanted to possess her all to yourself, and wanted to be with her forever. That must be because you loved her from the beginning."

"On the contrary, if after the calamity cloud dissipates, you no longer have the same feelings for her as when you were going through the emotional calamity, then you are just being affected by the calamity cloud, and everything is just an illusion."

Lin Xi herself didn't understand, but since her apprentice asked, she couldn't help but answer, so she could only guess.

Yun Changsheng scratched his head. It was so complicated.

If you are in love, you can go with the flow when you are going through the tribulation, and you will still be a couple of gods after you are through it.

If everything was obscured by the calamity, and it was the calamity of love that forced me to have a crush on a woman...

A group of old otakus and otakus in the Hidden Immortal Sect mistakenly believed that the other party was a friend of life and death, someone they could entrust their life to, and the love of their life when they were undergoing a tribulation.

When the calamity clouds dispersed, they found that everything was just an illusion. How could they just let go?

By then, my mentality will probably collapse, and those with weaker character may develop inner demons on the spot.

This move by the Heavenly Dao is truly vicious.

Perhaps only the Hongchen faction, those guys who have experienced many vicissitudes of life and have very chaotic private lives, can completely not care about such things.

When the inner demon calamity of ascension comes, the mortal world can be open and honest with a clear conscience.

"Master, has anyone in our sect survived the calamity of love?"

"Yes, you are the Grand Master."

"How did you cross it?" Yun Changsheng felt that he would definitely fall into the 30% chance of failure of the Heaven-Deceiving Array, so his voice sounded a little anxious.

"Your Grand Master chanted at that time, 'Cut off two ounces of meat from your crotch, and you will be an immortal in the mortal world.'"

"After chanting, he forcefully summoned the Ascension Tribulation, successfully passed the Tribulation, and ascended away."

Yun Changsheng: ...

The Grand Master is a ruthless person.

Opportunities are hard to come by, but chickens can be lost. Without those two ounces of meat, no matter whether you are robbed or not, you will have no worldly desires at all.

Even if he wanted to become sworn brothers with the beggar and pass on his skills to him, but he didn't have the sword anymore, what's the point of becoming sworn brothers...

"Can it grow back?" Yun Changsheng was a little eager. Although this disaster was still far away from him, what if it came in handy in the future?

His master said that 99% of their sect's members could cultivate to the Tribulation Crossing Stage.

Among those who failed to ascend, most of the reason was because the heaven arranged disasters to block their way before they could ascend.

Therefore, Yun Changsheng felt that there was a high probability that he would use Grand Master's method in the future...

"After your Grand Master survived the calamity, he sent a message saying that because the wound was cut during the calamity of love, it cannot grow back. People who use this method in the future need to be cautious."

"Also, this method is useless on women, so please don't cut randomly."

Lin Xi repeated the words her master had told her in a cold tone, and there seemed to be a hint of regret in her tone.

"Well...are there any other ways to avoid this disaster?" Yun Changsheng continued to ask.

"Seclusion?" For the first time, Lin Xi expressed uncertainty in front of his disciple.

Maybe you can try seclusion like a stay-at-home girl until the calamity clouds disperse, and then come out.

"Heaven won't let people take advantage of this kind of loophole, right?" Yun Changsheng thought this was unreliable.