There's something wrong with my master.

"You're thinking about something else."

Yun Changsheng lifted the corner of the table, picked up a jade slip that was pressing on the corner, and checked the contents on it.

It contains some miscellaneous talks about love tribulations.

I knew it, Master has always had good luck, how could it be possible that he would step into the 30% chance of failure of the Heaven-Deceiving Formation.

[The sun is shining brightly, and I feel like moving when I am too quiet. I meet a mountain girl on the road, and suddenly I want to have a love affair that will last forever. ]

[I have been practicing Taoism for 2,000 years. Today I finally know the sweetness of love. Why do I still want to be a hermit? I want to join the mundane sect. ]

[Xiao Cai, why don’t you have the qualifications to practice? Stay with me for another ten years. Please stay with me for another ten years! ]

【Love is so fucking bitter! 】

[I have used my life's cultivation to extend your life. Please, don't leave me! ]

Yun Changsheng: ...

Look at what this child has become after being tortured by the calamity of love. It is indeed a calamity brought about by the Heavenly Dao of this world itself.

He continued to flip through the pages. The contents were more or less the same. They were caught in a love affair without realizing it. They were even more miserable than the male and female protagonists in the eight o'clock fairy tale drama on Mango TV.

Only a few survived this disaster.

I kept flipping through the books, but I didn't see the kind of special emotional tribulation that Lin Xi mentioned, which is caused by people close to you and is more difficult to resolve than ordinary emotional tribulations.

The following is the method of overcoming the tribulation of love recorded by the Grand Master, in which “be cautious!” is mentioned more than ten times.

At the end of the jade slip, there is a short story.

It is rumored that one hundred thousand years ago, immortals from the upper realm came to this world and slaughtered common people. Then, two masters of the hidden immortal sect, Tianyun and Tianxue, suddenly appeared in the world and killed the immortals in this world in their mortal bodies.

These two masters who were able to transcend levels and slay immortals both fell into the calamity of love and ultimately died in the calamity, unable to ascend.

"Tsk, this generation of Heavenly Dao is really evil-hearted. They helped you kill the immortals who came to this world to cause trouble, but it would have been fine if they didn't give you a reward, but they even dragged the hero into a love tribulation."

Yun Changsheng complained and put the jade slip back under the foot of the table.

"If there is no Heaven-Deceiving Formation to block the disaster, then the Hidden Immortal Sect really has no future at all..."

Moreover, the Heaven Deceiving Formation only has a 70% chance of blocking this calamity. If it fails, the Heavenly Dao will trigger a very difficult emotional calamity...

Even Tianyun and Tianxue, who were capable of killing immortals, died in this calamity.

Yun Changsheng recalled his life as a non-African since he was a child, and felt that the 30% chance of failure that he had encountered in the Heaven-Deceiving Formation was very likely...

"Or I should join the Red Dust sect, find two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Taoist companions, hold the power of the world when I am awake, sleep on the lap of a beauty when I am drunk, and finally see through the Red Dust and develop a heart of stone."

In this way, you won’t be afraid of the emotional disaster.

As soon as he finished the words "Looking for two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Taoist companions", the entire Four Seasons Mountain suddenly shook violently.

Faintly, there was the sound of chains rubbing against soil and rocks.

"earthquake?"

Yun Changsheng said in a nonchalant tone. The mountain was protected by a formation and he also had an absurdly powerful master. He could do whatever he wanted.

and many more.

There is another mortal on the mountainside.

He panicked and rushed towards the mountainside.

No matter what, it was a human life, and he was just bored and wanted someone to talk to, so he didn't send the person out of the mountain forcefully.

If Li Yue died, it would be a serious sin.

A white light quickly reached the mountainside.

He stood there and looked around, and saw Li Yue who lost his balance due to the shaking of the mountain, then fell to the ground and rolled down the mountain.

Without thinking, the escape light started again, and when Li Yue's head was about to hit a tree, he reached out and held the person in his arms.

Suddenly, Four Seasons Mountain shook more violently than before, and the sound of the chains rubbing against each other became clearer than before.

Click~click~click~

"Is there some great demon suppressed on this mountain?"

Yun Changsheng heard the sound of chains rubbing and sounded puzzled.

And with such a big commotion on the mountain, Master should have come out of seclusion.

"Thank you, Master." Li Yue, who was held by Yun Changsheng, came back to her senses. Her voice was soft and weak, and the fear in her eyes had not yet dissipated.

It seemed that the earthquake had frightened her quite a bit.

"Yeah." Yun Changsheng just nodded slightly, looking at the shaking Four Seasons Mountain, and felt that the earthquake would not stop for a while.

He just held Li Yue in his arms, then turned on his escape light and went up the mountain, ready to find his master to ask what happened.

He walked all the way to the entrance of the Four Seasons Cave and stopped, but the entrance of the Four Seasons Cave was still closed.

The shaking of the mountain became even more violent than before when he reached the entrance of Four Seasons Cave.

"Master?" Yun Changsheng called out tentatively, and then waited quietly.

After a long time, a cold voice came from the cave, "What is the third rule of the sect?"

"You are not allowed to bring outsiders up the mountain... Master, I have a reason for this."

"Is there a reason?"

The shaking of Four Seasons Mountain gradually stopped.

"Okay, you can take the people down the mountain. The earthquake has stopped."

“…Yes, Master.” Yun Changsheng hurried away, feeling that his master was not in a good mood.

"Wait, she has legs and can walk."

"……it is good."

Yun Changsheng quickly put Li Yue down from his arms.

It was not until the two of them walked away that two cold words were uttered from the cave: "Evil disciple!"

Chapter 7 Just Peeping

"Fate comes and goes, our relationship has ended, take care girl."

Yun Changsheng turned his back to Li Yue, spoke in an indifferent tone, then rode away up the mountain.

Master seems to be in a bad mood today.

The master was in a bad mood, and his future life might not be very good. Naturally, he had no time to play this game of helping others with Li Yue.

"Master, please have mercy on me. Yue'er is really desperate. Please have mercy on me."

Li Yue looked at the light going away, her eyes instantly turned red, tears dripped from her smooth chin like pearls from a broken string.

She knelt on the ground, banging her head against the dust and gravel again and again, using all her strength until her forehead was stained with blood and her consciousness became blurred.

The light that was escaping up the mountain slowed down for a moment, then quickly left.

This scene happened to be captured by Li Yue, and a light flashed in her red and swollen eyes.

The man who went up the mountain was not a heartless person, he just obeyed his master's orders.

still have a chance.

still have a chance!

"Dad, Mom."

She murmured something, wiped her eyes with her dirty sleeve, simply treated the wound on her forehead, and continued to walk up the mountain.

The snow stopped falling on the top of the mountain.

Yun Changsheng, who had just climbed the mountain, was once again sent into the hot spring by an inexplicable force.

He took off his clothes reluctantly, revealing his naked body with only his head exposed in the misty water vapor.

"Don't you remember that Master has mysophobia?"

"Is it because you don't like the smell of mortals?"

"That's not right." He rubbed his chin with his hand, a little confused.

When he first went up the mountain, he was just a mortal with no cultivation.

Blown by the mountain wind and snow, he was so cold that he was crying and snotting. In the end, all his tears and snot were rubbed onto Lin Xi's Taoist robe.

Despite such behavior, Lin Xi did not show any disgust. In the end, he just used a dust-cleansing technique and then started talking about cultivation.

In Yun Changsheng's heart, Lin Xi is a person who is not fussy about details and is devoted to seeking immortality and enlightenment.

In the past two days, Lin Xi's behavior was really a bit weird, which did not fit the image of the icy master in Yun Changsheng's mind.

In the misty hot spring.

Yun Changsheng stood up and used his spiritual power to dry the water stains on his body.

"Wash again."

A faint voice sounded, it was Lin Xi.

Yun Changsheng: ...

Since Master has given the order, then wash again.

"Master, aren't you in seclusion?" He stepped into the mountaintop hot spring again and sank his whole body into it.

"I have achieved something through practicing the Dao, so I came out for a stroll."

"Oh, the earthquake before was because of your cultivation of Taoism?"

"Yes."

There was a question and an answer in the mountains, and finally the sound stopped.

But every time Yun Changsheng wanted to come out of the hot spring, two words would appear in his ears: "Wash again."

On the clouds, a woman with a cinnabar between her eyebrows sat quietly on the white clouds, motionless.

Her sitting posture is almost exactly the same as Yun Changsheng's when he was meditating on the boulder. Perhaps Yun Changsheng learned this sitting posture from her.

Two white chains passed through Lin Xi's shoulders. The chains fulfilled their task diligently and tried their best to pull Lin Xi back to the cave.

Unfortunately, Lin Xi remained unmoved.

"It doesn't seem like there's anything interesting to see. Why did you look at it for so long?"

Holding the peach blossom wine brewed by Yun Changsheng, the wine gushed out from the jar, sweet and clear, with the fragrant scent of peach blossoms.

The scattered wine stains slid down from the pink lips, dripped along the smooth chin, and dripped into the Taoist robe.

When the jar of wine was finished, the chest was already wet, and the softness wrapped in the wide Taoist robe gradually revealed its size.

The cinnabar between her brows slowly disappeared, and her sanity returned, but she still had no intention of returning to the cave.

But he didn't continue nagging Yun Changsheng in his ear to wash again.

She just lay in the clouds, looking lazy, with a blush on her cheeks from the alcohol, and she did not use her spiritual power to get rid of the alcohol.

Still in a half-drunk and half-conscious state, yet somewhat sober.

The jade slip used to record the love tribulation floated up, and Lin Xi used his divine consciousness to scan the jade slip and left a sentence: [Nothing to see.]

Then, her figure disappeared.

Yun Changsheng waited in the hot spring for a long time. When he didn't hear the words "wash again", he breathed a sigh of relief.

He had no idea that his master had peeped at him for a long time and finally said "nothing to see".

"Do immortal cultivators also go through menopause?" he muttered to himself.

"Bringing outsiders up the mountain today violated the third rule of the sect. Copy the sect rule a thousand times and you are not allowed to use magic."

The miraculous voice sounded again, and no matter how Yun Changsheng protested, Lin Xi no longer responded.

"Master, there is a reason for what happened today."

"Master, five hundred times is okay..."