American Strategic Deception Bureau

Tags: America, Cold War, Brain-opening
Introduction: As we all know, America is now a country based on finance, and the secret of finance is to deceive people.
To keep America great, so...
Let's work together to fool the world! Our goal is to play a joke on all of humanity!
——The first director of the U.S. Strategic Deception Bureau, the chosen one of the Lies Prince Cyric, the strategic-level troublemaker with the Earth as the stage, the owner of The Onion News, His Excellency Ferry King (King means King) said so.
We lied, we cheated, we stole. We cheated our way into the Cold War! This is the glory of America's unwavering exploration and progress!
——A proud quote from a US Secretary of State.
America is really good nowadays. It’s good because from head to toe, from chest to butt to hair, there is nothing real about it!
——The wailing and cursing of a loser after being tricked into becoming lame.
Ever since a certain man named Kim entered the White House, the Cold War has gone from a drama to a farce, and then from a farce to a magical drama...
——The evaluation of Halberstam, the “Father of American Journalism”, in his works.
In short, readers are requested to follow the protagonist's perspective and see how he leads a group of "Zuowang Dao" to cheat and make the world more lively and noisy!