Mr. Shaler, I like students' money the most.

Being kind is a good thing, but Alice, you must never be too weak and vulnerable on the Internet.

After Alice typed the word "idiot" in her reply,

The ID replica continued to send private messages to Alice.

[Fool, are you an elementary school student? You can only use such low-level words to scold me. It's so funny]

This made Alice so anxious that she stamped her feet, with a pitiful expression on her face, "I need help." She looked at Teacher Shaler and asked him,

"Teacher, she attacked Alice again. What should Alice do? Should she reason with her?"

Looking at Alice's poor performance, Teacher Shaler could only sigh heavily. If a girl is not taught well, it is the fault of her father.

Alas, it is unrealistic to expect Alice to learn on her own. At the critical moment, I, the teacher, must step in.

Since Alice just can't learn how to curse, I, as a teacher, can only teach Alice my unique skills in internet verbal battles myself.

Facing Alice's request for help, Mr. Schaller took a deep breath, and then calmly said to Alice,

"Alice, since you still can't utter a foul language, I can only pass on my lifelong learning to you. Alice, have you ever heard of the Six Arts of a Gentleman on the Internet?"

"What is that? Alice has been surfing the Internet, but it seems that Alice has never heard of it. Could it be a secret manual of peerless martial arts in some game, just like the Sunflower Manual? As long as you learn it, you can quickly become a master?"

Alice's eyes were filled with envy, and she seemed to be very interested in the secret book that Teacher Shaler mentioned.

In response to Alice's question, Mr. Schaller answered meticulously,

"The so-called six arts of a gentleman on the Internet are classics, filial piety, music, urgency, clams, and hemp..."

Then, Mr. Shaler gave Alice an order.

"Alice, take your phone over here. Watch the teacher's operation and learn carefully. This is a secret that cannot be easily passed on to others. The teacher will only teach you once."

Then Mr. Schaller got Alice's phone.

At this moment, the Taoxin user with the ID "Copy" continued to attack Alice through private messages.

[What? You’re not talking anymore. Are you dumb? Are you scared of me calling you trash?]

Facing the opponent's attack, Mr. Shaler only responded with four short words:

[I am anxious, I am anxious]

Although these four words were only four words, and they were repeated two by two, they were surprisingly heavy in the current verbal battle. These four words contained countless different types of mental attacks.

There are both furious taunts at the other party's incompetence and disdain for the other party's attacks, and even insults when greeting the other party.

As soon as Mr. Shaler sent this message, Taoxin users with duplicate IDs immediately started typing away on their keyboards, replying:

[You are the one who is angry. Your whole family is angry. How can you talk like that? Didn’t your mother teach you manners?]

And Mr. Schaller continued to turn decay into magic, and continued to type.

[I can’t hold it anymore]

The sarcasm is still full.

This made the ID user on the opposite side of Taoxin app angry and spit out the copy typing.

[Taunting is fun, right? Rubbish]

And Mr. Schaller continued typing,

[I’m anxious, anxious, and angry again. Why do you get angry so easily?]

With Mr. Shaler's manipulation, the Taoxin user whose ID was Copy, who verbally attacked Alice, had his profile picture completely black. Although Mr. Shaler did not say a single swear word, it was obvious that the other party was driven offline by Mr. Shaler.

Obviously, she will never come to harass Alice again in the future.

After watching Teacher Shaler complete a series of operations, Alice cast an admiring gaze at Teacher Shaler.

"Teacher, the Six Arts of the Internet Gentleman are so powerful. There is not a single dirty word, but it is so aggressive. Just the word "urgent" is so aggressive. If all six words are used in turn, wouldn't they be able to defeat all opponents in the world? Alice, Alice wants to become a loyal user of the Six Arts of the Internet Gentleman."

Teacher Schaller returned the phone to Alice and encouraged her.

"Alice, use the six internet arts I taught you to overcome all obstacles."

Alice looked at the Taoxin on her phone and saw other Taoxin users bombarding her with private messages. Alice nodded and started the practical class.

……

The next day, Mr. Schaller was lying in his staff dormitory, snoring loudly, like the sound of a chainsaw cutting through a tree.

There was no other way. Teacher Shaler was too sleepy. He hadn't slept the night before and had stayed up all night. If he didn't sleep today, he really wouldn't be able to hold on. Just as Teacher Shaler was immersed in his dream, he was suddenly awakened by the ringtone of his mobile phone.

Teacher Shaler, who was lying on the bed, opened his eyes tiredly, and without caring who the caller was, he pressed the answer button and asked impatiently,

"Hello, who is this? Calling me so early in the morning!"

Then Mr. Shaler heard a savage roar from Yuka on the other end of the line.

"Teacher, what's wrong with Alice? What kind of weird knowledge did you teach her? Now you need to report to my office at the seminar right now!"

Hearing Yuka's roar, Mr. Shaler lost all his sleepiness instantly and had to get up.

Then ten minutes later, Mr. Schaller appeared in Yuka's seminar office with dark circles under his eyes and stood at attention as punishment.

At this moment, Yuka was madly angry, pacing back and forth in the room, as if she had just learned that the Allied forces had landed on the Western Front.

The reason why Yuka was angry was very simple.

Because this morning, Yuka sent Alice a text message,

[Alice, as a transfer student, after a period of campus life, have you adapted to the campus atmosphere of Millennium College? If you need help, please feel free to contact us at any time. Our seminar will always be your strong backing]

Because Alice had experienced the cheating incident, and Alice was a transfer student, Yuuka was always worried about whether Alice could adapt to the campus life of the millennium.

Yuka's maternal love is overflowing,

It would be terrible if Alice was bullied at school. Alice is so cute and ignorant, and she is likely to become the target of bullying.

So Yuuka would send messages to Alice every now and then to show her concern and maternal love, and in response to Yuuka's concern, Alice would always reply to Yuuka with a smiley face emoticon.

Expressing her inner happiness and peace.

But today, when Yuuka sent Alice a caring text message as usual, Alice did not send Yuuka a happy smiley face as usual.

Instead, he sent Yuuka a sweaty soybean emoji with a strange caption:

[Just savor it, that’s enough]

Chapter 75: Netizens (5th update)

Although Yuxiang is not an experienced netizen, she is too busy with work and rarely surfs the Internet, but she still has a strong sense of perception.

The more Yuka looked at the sweaty soybean emoji Alice sent, the weirder it felt.

The more I look at this sweating soybean emoticon, the more I feel like something is not right. Why does this emoticon have such a strong sense of sarcasm?

But Yuka always thought that Alice was a good kid and couldn't possibly have those thoughts.

So Yuuka continued to send messages to Alice,

[Alice, are you in a bad mood? ]

As a result, Alice directly sent Yuka a smiling smiley face emoticon without any text description.

Although Yuuka understood that the smiley emoticon represented happiness, it was difficult for her to associate the smiley emoticon with happiness when she saw the emoticon sent by Alice.

On the contrary, the more Yuka looked at this smiling face, the more she felt there was something weird in it.

Alice was actually being sarcastic.

This instantly made Yuka angry, and she immediately questioned Alice,

[Alice, who taught you these things? Who taught you these bad things? It really makes me angry.]

Alice continued to speak bluntly,

[Anxious, anxious, Yuka is getting anxious]

For a moment, Yuka's blood pressure shot up, but she calmed down immediately.

Alice's dirty words were definitely not self-taught, someone must have taught her.

After understanding this, Yuuka immediately issued the most severe ultimatum to Alice.

[Alice, tell me right now, who did you learn these words from? If you don’t explain immediately, I will ask you to report to the detention room immediately.]

When she heard that Yuuka was angry and was serious about punishing Alice, Alice was instantly scared and didn't use any internet slang, but quickly admitted it.

[The iron fist hit Alice on the head. I'm sorry, Yuka's mother, Alice shouldn't have said that. These words of Alice were all taught by Mr. Shaler.]

Alice introduced herself, saying that everything she learned in her life was taught by Teacher Schaller.

Then Mr. Shaler was invited by Yuka into the seminar office.

Facing the teacher standing in front of her, Yuka crossed her arms over her chest and said to him in dissatisfaction,

"So, Mr. Schaller, you confess to your crime?"

Yuka asked Mr. Shaler whether he pleaded guilty and admitted that he was the one who instigated Alice to use sweet words.

Facing Yuka's interrogation, Mr. Shaler, who was standing until his legs were numb, said to Yuka, who was pacing back and forth in front of him,

"It's unfair, Yuuka. I only taught Alice the six arts of Internet gentleman, Dian Xiaole Ji Bang Ma. Who knew Alice had such a strong learning ability? She learned the emoji metaverse in just one night, and learned abstract language by the way."

Mr. Schaller's intentions were good;

He just wanted Alice to be able to protect herself and fight back bravely against the abuse from others on the Internet, instead of being a little fool and always being bullied by others.

But who gave Alice such a strong learning ability? Now she is not only not bullied by others, but also bullies others.

Teacher Shaler's behavior is at best well-intentioned but ends up with a bad outcome.

After hearing Mr. Shaler's explanation, Yuka became even angrier. She slammed the table and angrily questioned Mr. Shaler.