After Mr. Shaler took out the PSP game console, Nero and Alice held the PSP game console, ready to start the battle at any time.
The game they are going to play is the classic of fighting games, Mortal Kombat.
After all, when it comes to competitive games, nothing is more violent and bloody than the fist-fighting Mortal Kombat. Er, I mean thrilling and exciting.
Teacher Shaler and Xiaolu stood behind Alice and Nero respectively, watching the battle.
According to the rules of the game specified by Mr. Schaller, each game is best of three. The loser of each game must squat on the ground and bark like a dog three times.
Nero readily accepted this rule. In Nero's opinion,
I heard that when Alice was first brought back to Millennium Academy, she couldn't even speak clearly and her IQ was that of a three-year-old. Now, after a long period of common sense indoctrination, she has gradually integrated into campus life and become a normal person.
I can’t beat Xiaolu in games, does that mean I can’t beat a three-year-old kid in games?
As the saying goes, if I can’t control the foreigners, how can I control you?
Nero was sure that she would win the game against Alice. Alice, the little brat who dared to show off her skills in front of her, would just have to wait until she cried.
Nero is full of confidence, but she doesn't know that she is falling step by step into the trap carefully prepared for her by Teacher Shaler.
As both players entered the game, Mr. Shaler, as the referee, began to announce:
"I declare that the first game begins now!"
As Mr. Shaler announced the start of the game, Nero frantically pressed various buttons on the PSP game console, like a human-shaped code machine, performing crazy key operations.
"Ola, Ola, Ola!"
Nero's inner universe exploded. Her hands were seen frantically pressing various buttons, and the little man on the PSP game console in Nero's hand performed various fancy skills, just like Devil May Cry, such as a 360-degree windmill kick, an invincible sliding tackle with a golden right foot and full defense.
Alice, on the other hand, stared blankly at the screen of her PSP game console, and then, like sipping tea, she leisurely pressed a button from time to time without performing any unnecessary operations.
Then, on the PSP screen, Nero's character attacked Alice's character crazily, using various combos, but in the end, no damage was done. Alice dodged all the attacks with proper evasion.
Then Alice pressed the attack button, and the little man controlled by Alice punched the little man controlled by Nero in the face with a simple and unpretentious punch. The little man controlled by Nero instantly fell to the ground with serious injuries and was KOed.
Alice won the first game. After the victory, the little character controlled by Alice started to squat and taunt as usual.
Then Nero couldn't hold back and started swearing in anger.
"That's impossible, Alice, you must be cheating, let me test your code!"
Teacher Schaller nodded at Alice and, as the teaching assistant, instructed Alice to
"Did you hear that, Alice? That's the first classic swear word. Write it down quickly. You'll need it in an online war of words."
Alice took out a small notebook and began to write down the dirty words she had learned today. Alice wrote halfway, then raised her head with a confused look, looked at Teacher Schaller in front of her, and asked Teacher Schaller,
"Teacher, that ma, which ma is it? Is it horse, mother, curse, or something else? And that cao, is it grass, 艹, or fuck, or even fuck?"
Alice asked questions that were very philosophical.
Chapter 73: Homophones (Part 3)
In response to Alice's question, Mr. Shaler said calmly,
"You can write any one of them, any one of them is correct. Anyway, the Internet does not care about the correct way to write a word. There are many different homophones for the same word on the Internet, and all of these words are correct."
Watching the interaction between Mr. Shaler and Alice, Nero realized that she had fallen into Mr. Shaler's trap.
Teacher Shaler is using an indirect approach to let Alice learn these filthy cultures from Nero.
Nero was immediately unhappy, she put down the game console and angrily scolded Teacher Shaler,
"Teacher, you are going too far. You actually used tricks to set a trap for me! Teacher Shaler, you are a fool, a moron, and a big bad guy!"
In the face of Nero's scolding, Alice continued to use her little notebook to record and copy down the content while asking Teacher Shaler,
"Teacher, are idiot, bad guy, and stupid also insults?"
As a result, Mr. Schaller shook his head vigorously and answered from a very tricky angle:
"No, no, no, Alice, these three words are not insults. Fool means to say that someone is cute, for example, you little fool. Bad guy means that you are charming, you little bad guy, and stupid means to express affection, for example, you little fool."
Although, the original meaning of these three words is to insult people, just like today's I test your code, they are very serious insults,
However, after so many years of rapid development of the Internet, the words "fool", "bad guy" and "idiot" no longer have the meaning of insults because they are used too many times.
Using these words on the Internet will make others think you are very cute and a lovely girl.
Teacher Schaller continued to give Alice on-the-spot instruction.
Seeing that Mr. Shaler was still teaching Alice, Nero couldn't hold back any longer.
OK, whenever I say a swear word, I am teaching you a lesson and giving you a sample. In this case,
Nero looked at Alice who was waiting to start the next game. Nero took a deep breath and made up her mind.
I, Nero, have decided that I will never utter another dirty word again.
Nero regained her confidence, and then she picked up the PSP game console again and said to Alice,
"Come on, little one, I don't believe I can't beat you!"
Then, you lose.
You lost again.
Nero lost so many games that she had no choice but to lie on the ground and yell,
"Wang Wang Wang!"
Start barking like a dog.
Teacher Shaler nodded at Alice and said to her,
"Come on, Alice, it's time to test your learning results."
In response to Teacher Schaller's encouragement, Alice nodded vigorously and saluted Teacher Schaller, just like a rookie who had just graduated from the boot camp, paying high respect to the boot camp and its instructors.
Then Alice looked at Senior Nero who was barking like a dog in front of her. Alice began her first national quintessence practice and said to Nero with a sincere face,
"Senior Nero, Alice thinks your barking is really nice!"
Alice's first move was a fatal blow. She didn't use any dirty words, but the lethality of her words was comparable to that of a nuclear bomb.
Although Alice didn't think much when she said this, she just wanted to say, Nero-senpai, you really imitate a puppy. Alice likes puppies. Nero-senpai, you are so cute.
But the most terrible evil in the world always comes from the unintentional words of children.
When Nero heard Alice's words, she was surprised that Alice praised her dog's barking. Nero, who was kneeling on the ground imitating the barking of a puppy, fell silent for a moment. Then, she stared at Alice and roared angrily.
"What did you just say, asshole?"
As she said that, Nero stood up and looked at Teacher Shaler in front of her. She rubbed her hands together and started to scold him.
"If a daughter is not well disciplined, it is the fault of her father. Teacher Shaler, it is all because of your good teaching. Since you are the culprit, now accept my punishment obediently. Teacher, go to hell! Ola Ola Ola!"
What follows are all sorts of indescribable Mortal Kombat scenes, the kind that really need to be blurred.
As the sun sets, its altitude has dropped to the horizon. Only the last twilight remains outside, and the temperature outside begins to drop gradually.
At this moment, Mr. Schaller, with a crutch in his right hand and a disabled right leg, limped towards the cafeteria with the help of Alice, preparing to have dinner.
As for Alice, who supported him and respected the elderly and loved the young, Teacher Schaller earnestly gave Alice verbal education.
"So, you can only brag on the Internet, Alice, because if you brag in real life, you will really get beaten. It hurts, it hurts, it hurts. Nero really shows no mercy."
In the face of Mr. Schaller's earnest teaching, Alice, the only eyewitness at the scene, nodded in fear, like a chick pecking at rice, and kept whispering,
"As expected, reality is not a lawless place. In real life, Alice must be a good child who obeys the law."
With Alice's help, Mr. Schaller successfully entered the cafeteria. As Mr. Schaller sat down, he looked at Alice, who was sitting opposite him like a good kid, and said to her,
"Alice, look, after a period of study, you have learned some basic Chinese culture. It is said that practice is the key to truth. Now use these words you have learned to fight back on the Internet."
Teacher Shaler asked Alice to fight a decisive battle with the enemy who sent private messages to attack her online.
But facing Mr. Schaller's request, Alice looked at Mr. Schaller, who was beaten half-paralyzed and only needed a cast on his right foot, and shook her head frantically in fear and shouted,
"Alice doesn't dare. Alice is afraid of being beaten in reality!"
Teacher Schaller then enlightened Alice to
"Don't worry, Alice. Not everyone on the Internet is as irritable as Nero. What's more, we didn't attack them offline. We were online. The most important point is that they scolded you for no reason. It's reasonable and moral for you to fight back."
Teacher Schaller helped Alice list a series of benefits of actual combat, which not only can increase experience, but also can learn new tactics for online verbal battles.
At the instigation of Teacher Shaler, Alice opened the Taoxin on her phone, only to see that there were only ten private messages left.
Apparently after the turmoil, most people had calmed down and left, leaving only a handful of stubborn elements still trying to attack Alice.
Alice opened the private messages and selected the one that insulted her the most.
ID replica [Don't think you can escape the punishment of the law, there is no B guy, Alice, I will definitely bring justice to you, you will die a miserable death]
Looking at the private message scolding her, Alice looked at Teacher Shaler in front of her. After receiving encouragement from Teacher Shaler, Alice replied to the private message.
【Fool】
Chapter 74: Sweating (Part 4)
Looking at Alice's reply, Mr. Shaler covered his head, his blood pressure instantly rose to the maximum, and he gave Alice a verbal education:
"Alice, didn't I tell you, idiot, that swearing is not the way to be on the Internet."
Alice, like a child who had done something wrong, quickly apologized to Mr. Schaller, her old father.
"But Alice couldn't say those words that were more powerful and hurtful. Alice wanted to attack the other person, but Alice was afraid that her tone would be too harsh and hurt the other person's feelings."
Alice started to struggle as she spoke. She used a spoon to stir the caramel pudding on her plate frantically, and eventually turned the whole pudding into pieces.
Seeing Alice's tangled expression made Teacher Shaler even more nervous.
No, Alice, that's not what you wanted to say at the beginning. You wanted to argue with the scholars on the Internet, be a keyboard warrior, learn from Zhuge Kongming, and make Wang Situ angry to death.
How come now that I have given you all my keyboard warrior skills, you are scared and think that speaking harshly on the Internet can easily hurt the other person's feelings?
No, isn't the Internet a trash can for venting emotions? The other party has already attacked you and made personal attacks on you, so you still need to consider the other party?
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