"The Six Arts of Internet Gentlemen? Well, teacher, you actually teach Alice that kind of thing. Can you teach that to your students casually?!"
Facing Yuka's rage, Mr. Shaler quickly replied,
"You can't teach casually. You should charge Alice for teaching the six arts of Internet gentleman..."
"Ok?"
Yuka's eyes started to look strange, like a tigress about to eat someone.
Teacher Shaler quickly shut up.
Seeing that Mr. Shaler was silent, Yuka gave Mr. Shaler an ultimatum.
Mr. Shaler is given three days to correct Alice's foul mouth. She is required to clean Alice's mouth with a toothbrush and check the results after three days. If there is no effect, Yuka will execute the justice procedure and force Alice to be sent to the Bad Kids Management Institute, where professional instructors will be hired to correct Alice's foul mouth problem.
……
Teacher Schaller was given a rather difficult task, which was to see the results of Alice's corrections within three days. As for how to verify the results after three days,
That would be the Battlefield 1 professional league match in three days. Yuka would be there in person to cheer for Alice.
In the qualifying round of Mr. Shaler's team [Bang Bang Ka Bang], if Alice can complete the game smoothly without saying any foul language, then Yuka will acknowledge that Alice has passed the test. Otherwise, Yuka will send Alice to a bad boy management center for professional correction.
After leaving Yuka's office, Mr. Schaller sighed and walked out of Yuka's office. Then Mr. Schaller walked into the bare-walled game development department.
Since there were no game consoles or electronic devices, the game development department was empty, so Xiaotao and others could only play some small games on their mobile phones.
At this moment, Alice was holding her mobile phone, concentrating on playing the mobile game, King of Glory, and passionately exchanging insults with her teammates in the game.
"I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, the filial son is in a hurry, someone stepped on his tail!"
As she spoke, Alice did not forget to taunt the enemy.
"If you're not good at it, practice more. If you can't afford to lose, don't play!"
Alice has mastered the six arts of being an internet gentleman to perfection, and she has been lashing out at all the players in the game, regardless of whether they are opponents or teammates.
Yuzu and Xiaotao looked at Alice awkwardly, totally at a loss, totally confused. Alice was such a good kid last night.
In King of Glory, I teamed up with strangers to play the ladder game. Because my teammates were too bad, after losing, Alice comforted them.
Don't be afraid, sister. Victory and defeat are common in the military. Alice will play another game with you. With Alice here, we will definitely win, because Alice believes that as long as you work hard, miracles will happen.
As a result, Alice's attitude changed 180 degrees today.
Faced with her teammate's mistakes, Alice began to put pressure on her teammate. The worst part was that this teammate was the one who had played games with Alice yesterday and was comforted by Alice because she was too bad.
Alice called someone "Sweetie" yesterday, but today she called her "Mrs. Niu".
The change in attitude was so great that Xiao Tao, who was also in the game development department, was ashamed.
How come Alice has changed so much? Why is Alice so foul-mouthed today? Could the real Alice have been abducted by aliens? The Alice in front of me must be a fake.
After entering the game development department, Mr. Schaller walked up to Alice, and Alice put down her phone, switched to good girl mode in a second, and asked Mr. Schaller innocently,
"Teacher, is there something you're looking for Alice for? Did Alice make a mistake again? Alice must be a bad kid. She made a mistake again!"
Alice became particularly pitiful.
This temporarily relieved Mr. Schaller. Fortunately, abstract words and the six arts of the Internet gentleman did not affect Alice's real life.
Alice only dares to talk nonsense on the Internet.
Alice is still a good girl.
Then, looking at Alice's face, which showed that Alice had definitely made a mistake and was guilty, although Mr. Shaler was very reluctant, he still spoke to everyone in the game development department and stated the latest verdict issued by Yuka.
In view of Alice's high-pitched speech,
If Alice still cannot change her habit of talking nonsense online within three days, Yuka will send Alice to the bad boy management center for management.
Chapter 76: Combination (Part 1)
Bad Boy Management Office?
After hearing Yuuka's verdict, Alice asked Mr. Shaler curiously,
"Teacher, what is the Bad Kids Management Center?"
In response to Alice's question, Mr. Shaler said in a cold voice,
"The Bad Kids Management Center is where Millennium Academy educates and corrects bad girls in society. There are no desserts, cell phones are confiscated, and you can only watch TV for half an hour a day, and you can only watch the news broadcast. There are also a lot of exams there, one every three days. If you do well, you will be rewarded, and if you do not do well, you will be punished."
Teacher Shaler vividly described the terrible living conditions in the bad kids management center.
There is no dessert, no cell phone use, frequent exams, no heating in the winter and no air conditioning in the summer. It is like a large punishment camp.
Alice was instantly terrified.
I don't want that kind of life, Alice. Alice doesn't want to go to a bad boy's home.
Alice's face was full of fear, as if the four big words "Don't go there" were written on her face, as if the Bad Kids Management Center was some kind of Internet addiction treatment center, full of inhuman treatment.
Xiaotao and Yuzu beside them also realized that the situation was not good.
After Xiao Tao heard the bad news, she began to mutter to herself,
"Bad Boys Management Center, wow, I heard that the food there is of very poor quality. There is only rice every day, not even kelp soup and kimchi. Even if a certain countryman went there, he would not be able to survive..."
As she spoke, Xiao Tao held Alice's hand and said to her solemnly,
"Alice, you must not go in. It is said that in the Bad Kids Management Center, bad kids who go in have to be reformed for an average of more than a year before they are released. Alice, if you go in, we won't see each other for a whole year."
And Mr. Schaller also muttered to himself and added,
"And what's worse is that the Battlefield 1 finals will be held five days after the Battlefield 1 promotion match. If you, Alice, are locked up in the Bad Boys Management Center after the promotion match, our Bang Bang Ka Bang team will be disqualified due to lack of people..."
As he spoke, Mr. Schaller began to analyze the issues one by one.
"We were unable to participate in the Battlefield 1 finals, received no prize money, and could not repay the electricity bills owed to the power company. Because we could not repay the debt, all the equipment in the game development department was sold off, and we were unable to develop games. Finally, because we had no game development results, the game development department was disbanded by the seminar and abolished."
After realizing how serious the consequences would be if she didn't correct her habit of talking nonsense, Alice looked at Teacher Schaller, made up her mind, and said to him,
"Teacher, Alice will definitely correct her mistakes and won't talk nonsense online again."
Seeing Alice so confident, Teacher Shaler nodded at Alice with satisfaction. This young man is teachable.
Teacher Schaller immediately conducted the first round of tests on Alice, preparing to test the extent of Alice's current online talking skills.
In front of Alice, Teacher Shaler took out his cell phone and sent a message to Alice using Taoxin.
[Hello Alice, the weather is nice today. Did you miss me, your teacher? I like Alice the most.]
Then Mr. Shaler saw Alice in front of him showing him an innocent smile, and then Alice started typing.
[Wow, disgusting, old Biden, seeing you typing on the Internet all day long, looking for a false sense of security on the Internet, I guess your real life must be very unhappy]
Teacher Shaler suddenly stopped being happy. The smile on his face froze instantly, like a person being hit by a mixer into concrete cement, his whole body solidified.
Alice's messages are really aggressive.
The message Alice sent was completely inconsistent with the actual expression on Alice's face at the moment, as if Alice had a split personality.
One is the innocence and cuteness in reality, the other is the viciousness and insidiousness on the Internet.
The corner of Mr. Schaller's mouth twitched slightly, and seeing Mr. Schaller's expression stiff, Alice realized that she had done something wrong again, and quickly bowed to Mr. Schaller and apologized, just like a child who had done something wrong, apologizing to Mr. Schaller.
"I'm sorry, teacher. That's not what Alice meant. Alice likes you very much. It's just that sometimes she can't control her typing hands."
At this time, Mr. Shaler's mobile phone received a synchronous message from Alice.
[Ah, yes, yes, that's what Alice meant. Old Biden, you are still disgusting.]
This made Teacher Shaler realize that Alice's problem seemed to be extremely serious and must be corrected immediately.
To correct Alice, we must find out where she learned these dirty words.
After finishing the test, Teacher Schaller immediately sat face to face with Alice, sitting cross-legged on the cute kitten cushion. Then Teacher Schaller happily asked Alice,
"Alice, where did you learn those dirty words? Neither Nero nor I, your teacher, seem to have taught you these."
Teacher Shaler knew very well that Nero's way of swearing was to insult the other party directly. Although it could make the other party very angry, its actual attack power was not that strong, just like the spray gun among weapons, which only caused physical damage.
As for Mr. Shaler, his way of attacking others is to taunt them directly. Although his attack power is full, Mr. Shaler does not like to insult others directly. He only uses magic attacks, like the sniper rifle among his weapons.
Alice's online bullshit combines the best of both Shaler and Nero. When she bullshits, she is not only full of sarcasm, but also more insulting. It is a combination of physical and magical attacks, a combination of a troll and a sniper rifle.
When you hit someone, they remain silent.
Facing Mr. Shaler's question, Alice thought carefully for a while and then answered,
"Alice learned these words from the forum last night. The forum is really interesting."
"Post bar?"
Hearing Alice's answer, which was both unexpected and reasonable, Mr. Shaler nodded thoughtfully.
If Alice had been browsing Tieba all night last night, it would not be surprising that Alice became like this. After all, Tieba, also known as the Internet's big toilet, is known as one of the four major evils of the Internet along with Weibo, Bilibili, and Zhihu.
Then Mr. Schaller got to the bottom of it and continued to ask Alice,
"Alice, what forum are you visiting?"
"Sun Bar, Kou Bar, Resist Bar."
Alice gave the most explosive answer in the calmest tone. Not only did Alice go to the forum to find an organization, but the forum that Alice visited was also a toilet.
In response to Alice's answer, Mr. Schaller directly issued a ban on Alice.
"Alice, you are not allowed to visit these three forums in the future. As for going to the forums, the teacher also strictly forbids you to use your mobile phone to log in to the forums."
After a series of questions and answers with Alice, Mr. Schaller finally understood Alice's condition. The next step was how to treat Alice's mouth-talking.
In response to this question, Mr. Shaler looked at Xiaotao and Yuzu, and suddenly showed a cunning smile and said to Xiaotao and Yuzu,
"Xiao Tao, Youzi, once bitten, you'll be afraid of ropes for ten years. Are you interested in accompanying Alice to earn some extra money? The kind that allows you to make money just by lying down and using your body?"
Teacher Schaller deliberately said something that could easily be misunderstood.
Chapter 77: Fear (Part 2)
Facing Mr. Shaler's sudden invitation,
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