Under One Person: Lifting the Ball to Soar

Ignoring their chatter of "Ruyi wants to kill the enemy for the fairy" and "Fa Cai wants to avenge the fairy king", he grabbed one in each hand and ran straight to the kitchen, closing the sliding door with a bang.

When Lu Piao saw that he could not continue playing the game, he took out his mobile phone and started checking the posts, or to be more precise, the private messages.

He has received a lot of private messages these two days. Compared to the harmony in his posts, the private messages are really a mess.

Most netizens expressed their admiration for Master Meng directly in their posts. The content of private messages is generally quite sinister, and those who start with personal attacks and threats are all little cuties.

There are also those who pretend to be loyal, serial traps, pig-killing schemes... In short, there are a lot of people who are plotting conspiracies, all to get the real information from [Meng Dashuai].

Lu Piao always treats it as a joke in the Human Diversity Observation Report.

"Third brother, I know you don't like Lujia Village."

Lu Ci knew that if he didn't speak first, this kid would stay with him until the sun rises tomorrow, and then leave him alone, yawn, pat his butt, and go back to his room to sleep.

"Yes, this crappy place, Lujia Village, is so perverted!" Lu Piao looked up at the perverted founder of the Lu family across from him, and added: "And it's also very stupid."

The topic of whether the Lu family's development path has become perverted or stupid is already a cliché. Even if Lu Ci was very angry, he would have vented it long ago. But little brother, you can doubt your brother's character, but you cannot insult your brother's IQ!

Lu Ci once again emphasized to himself, Lu Piao:

"Your brother is not stupid! Our Lu family has a large foundation in the fairy world. In the future, the Lu family will be a fairy clan.

Even common people value matching, how can we allow the precious immortal blood of our Lu family to leak out!"

Lu Piao looked at Lu Ci with admiration:

"Brother, I really admire you. Fairy bloodline... How do you pronounce such a stupid word?"

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Chapter 26 The Lu Family Prostitute

When it comes to family pride, Lu Ci also raised his voice and said angrily:

"Am I wrong? What family in this world can compare to the Lu family!"

At the same time, Lu Ci was thinking that the term "immortal bloodline" seemed a little difficult to pronounce. What resounding name should he give to the Lu family bloodline?

Alas~ The Lu family has always been bad at naming. The names Ruyi Jin and Minghun Shu have always been despised by my third brother...

Lu Piao: "Don't I know? The Lu family is so abnormal now because you are worried that the Shuangquan Hand engraved in the genes of the Lu family will leak out. Why are the Eight Wonders so good?

Instead of practicing proper methods, you made a bunch of human-shaped lie detectors. Although those idiots in the Wang family are not human, you are a real dog, brother!"

Lu Ci was furious and slammed his fist on the table:

“The Soul-Clearing Technique is indeed not very advanced in fighting with others, but the upper limit of the Eight Wonderful Techniques is far higher than the methods of ordinary extraordinary people. It is only when we reach the Immortal Spirit Realm that the Soul-Clearing Technique can really play its role.

I have told you so many times, I, Lu Ci, am not mentally retarded, why don't you understand!"

Lu Piao: “Haha.”

You old man are so bad, I believe you!

What the hell does it have to do with the fairy world? Do you think I haven't read the original comic?

Lu Piao didn't make any explanation, but just looked at Lu Ci as if he was a fool, which made the old man very angry!

Lu Ci didn't want to waste time on this topic, so he waved his hand and went straight to the point: "Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you. Don't you always want to leave the village?"

"Oh, I want to go to a big, developed city. It doesn't matter where it is. The main thing is that Lujia Village is too perverted and doesn't fit my values."

Then Lü Piao shamelessly expressed his difficulties:

"But I have no money, no means of livelihood, and I don't work, so I can only stay in the village and rely on my family to make a living."

While chatting with his brother and looking at his phone, suddenly a private message caught Lu Piao's attention.

[Sister Ma’s good brother]:

Hello Master Meng, first of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Ma Xianhong, and I am the great-grandson of Ma Benzai, the three-foot-tall Xiaobanshu among the Thirty-Six Righteous Men, and the successor of the Shenji Bailian created by Benzai’s great-grandfather.

I sincerely thank you for making the events of Jiashen known to the public. Right and wrong are in the hearts of the people, and the stigma of the thirty-six people can be re-examined by the world's extraordinary people.

I will never forget your kindness. I believe I have some skills, but I dare not say that I can help Master Meng. But as long as Master Meng needs me, I will be there at any time, no matter how hard it takes!

Lu Piao was stunned: This is really a big fish. He has fully mastered the Divine Machine Hundred Refinements and should be the most powerful equipment refiner in the alien world. He is a super strategic talent...

The only pity is that the things he made are cool, but the shapes are too big, so he can only be considered a third-rate craftsman.

Lu Piao has always had great respect for people with skills, but unfortunately Ma Xianhong is a big pit, and the big sister Ma behind this guy is like a big devil who eats people without leaving any bones...

Eh? No, Sister Ma, the number one bomb in the world, was blown up by me in the post, so she must be in trouble. So Ma Xianhong is not that dangerous after all!

Lu Piao was thinking about whether he should get to know Lao Ma and ask him to make some small parts for him for free...

Lu Ci's sudden words attracted his attention:

"Even if we leave Lujia Village, I will still let you gnaw on me!"

Lu Piao's eyes lit up:

"I begged you before to let me go to a big city to live, but you insisted that you would be more comfortable at home.

You built me ​​a two-bedroom, one-living-room apartment that is totally out of place in the rural countryside, and you also arranged for Xiao Huan to come over. How have you come to terms with it now, brother?"

Lu Ci chuckled and said, "I would like to ask you, you lived in the fairy world for a long time before, why did you suddenly decide to return to the human world and settle down eight years ago?"

Lu Piao rolled his eyes, thinking that his brother was being stupid again by asking such a stupid question.

Our country has developed so well in recent years. We have an abundance of modern material things, such as the Internet, electricity, and games, making everything convenient.

It’s not the difficult times of the past. The modern world is much more livable than the fairyland. Of course people will live wherever they feel comfortable!

Lu Ci smiled complacently: "I know it even without you telling me, it's because the immortal world is inherently deficient!"

Third brother, you don't need to tell me, I understand it all in my heart. Although I can't understand your operation for the time being, it is definitely for the grand plan of guiding the world into the fairyland!

Lu Piao nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, brother, you are absolutely right!"

That’s right. In the Internet age, instead of being a stay-at-home, I became a traveler. What a loser!

Lu Ci: "Brother has already prepared a set of Tomson's first-class medicine for you in the Magic City."

Lu Piao gasped and nearly had a myocardial infarction. He couldn't even dream of living in such a big mansion. How wonderful it would be!

Seeing that there was hope, Lu Ci continued to increase his stakes:

"And there's an endless card! You no longer have to count on your fingers how you spend the few hundred dollars you're given every month. From now on, you can buy whatever you want!"

Lu Piao's eyes immediately widened, and he felt that the world would become a beautiful world!

Lu Ci said with a smile: "As long as you agree to one condition of mine."

Lu Piao immediately became alert: "Don't ask for anything from me, I won't give it to you!"

"Oh, no! I just want you to get married..."

When Lu Ci saw that Lu Piao frowned at the word "wife", he immediately changed his words, revealing an expression that all men understand. He seamlessly transformed from the head of a feudal family to a whore, with all the wrinkles on his old face piled up, and said with a lewd smile:

"In fact, you don't have to get married. I'll make you a big harem first! As long as you leave blood for our Lu family, I'll agree to anything you do!"

Lu Piao took a breath of cold air:

"What about the harem? Do you think I'm stupid? Do you know that I've been watching "The Legend of Zhen Huan" these past two days? I'm going to die if there are too many women!"

Lu Ci: "Just don't get emotionally involved."

Lu Piao was disgusted by Lu Ci's expression: "You are such a scumbag!"

Just like facing an old father whose children are not married and have no children, Lu Ci was really furious and shouted in great anxiety and frustration:

"You look young, but do you really think you're a kid? What's that popular word on the Internet now? Yes, you're just going to be a jerk for the rest of your life?"

Lu Piao muttered: "Very good..."

Lu Ci scolded and coaxed:

"What a bullshit! Aren't you curious about the taste of a woman? Don't you want to try it? Think about Tomson Yipin, the endless money, and the life you will live in the future!"...

Then he gave earnest advice:

"No matter what star, model, or actress, I will get you any one you like. You can just treat it as fun or practice, as long as my parents can have grandchildren!"

Although Lu Piao is a lazy guy who has finally given up, he is still a male after all. Girls and harem are very tempting!

Moreover, as long as Big Head follows Little Head and nods, he can get rid of this stinking and broken place of Lujia Village, and achieve wealth and freedom, with women on both sides, wine pools and meat forests, and become the winner of ginseng...

I think of that so-and-so who plays so-and-so, and that so-and-so who plays so-and-so, the pure one and the lustful one...

I really want to get to know their unknown side in depth!

Lu Piao blushed in anticipation and swallowed his saliva: "Actually... it's not impossible..."

Lü Piao had just completely fallen under the triple temptation of beauty, wealth, and freedom, and Lü Ci's next words directly kicked him into hell...

"Well, you can play with ordinary women as you like, but you have to put some thought into choosing someone to carry on the Lu family's bloodline. Ordinary women are not worthy of your bloodline."

Lu Ci stroked his beard with satisfaction, thought for a moment and suggested:

"I saw you were kissing that kid Xiao Huan."

The person was stunned for three seconds, as if a stream of icy water from the Arctic Ocean was poured from the top of his head to the soles of his feet, chilling him thoroughly from the inside out, from his soul to his spirit, his bones, skin, flesh, and internal organs!

The next moment, it was like a volcano erupting. Lu Piao jumped three feet high, hopping on his feet and cursing:

"I'm holding your mother in my arms!"

Lu Ci was also furious: "Evil creature! Who are you scolding?"

Lu Piao felt horrified and said, "I will curse your whole family! You old pervert, you are such a jerk!"

There was such a big commotion outside. Xiao Huan and Ruyi Fa Cai curiously poked their heads out of the kitchen and looked at the third brother who was like a madman and drove the grandfather out...

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Chapter 27 Escape from Lujia Village

"Third brother, what happened?"