Under One Person: Lifting the Ball to Soar

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Xiao Huan couldn't help but complain: "Third brother, can you carry Ruyi Fa Cai on your back when you read Hong Kong comics in the future? By the way, what's so good about those Hong Kong comics with 'War, War, War'?"

"What do you know, little kid? What taste do I have? Who watches War War War? I watch girls! The thighs, curves, and hotness of the female fighters in Hong Kong comics..."

Lu Piao gave Xiao Huan a thumbs up: "Great!"

Xiao Huan rolled his eyes, and suddenly remembered and said, "Because of "Master Meng's Comments on the Jiashen Rebellion", I was called to the ancestral hall by my great master early this morning. Xiao Huan almost thought that I was finished!"

Lu Piao: "Did the old man beat you?"

Xiao Huan snorted coldly: "Humph, if you really get beaten by Grandpa, Xiao Huan will make you nine-turn large intestines with stuffing today!"

Lu Piao was stunned, thinking: What kind of cooking method is this, stuffing with pig intestines? I'll ask Xiao Huan to make it for me some other day...

Xiao Huan: "By the way, Third Brother, I haven't told you yet, Grandpa wants me to be the clan leader and plans to train me. I will follow him from now on."

Lu Piao said sympathetically: "Oh, then you are really unlucky!"

Xiao Huan was speechless. Even though she was not interested in the position of the patriarch of the Lu family, her third brother was so heartless and had no ambition at all, which was simply amazing!

Lu Piao: "What did the old ghost like about you? Is there any chance to change it?"

Xiao Huan: "Maybe it's because I'm your maid. Grandpa told me everything about the fairy world. I didn't expect that Third Brother would be serious sometimes."

Lu Piao was puzzled: "When was I serious... No, when was I not serious?"

Xiao Huan: "It was when my great grandfather and the seventh great grandfather moved you with great sacrifice and perseverance so that the Lu family could go to the fairyland. I never thought that you would accompany them in meditation for dozens of days."

Lu Piao: “…”

Xiao Huan's words brought him back to that period of time. Although it was only a short period of 100 days in a long time, it was the most regrettable and unbearable period of his life...

Lv Piao lost his soul and AFKed, letting the opponent's stupid M249 squad machine gun, also known as B51, shoot at his game character...

Two lines of clear tears flowed out of his eyes uncontrollably and flowed down his cheeks.

Xiao Huan also stopped playing the game unconsciously, she was shocked!

Is there anything else in this world that could make a fool like the third brother feel so resentful and even shed tears on the spot?

Fa Cai exclaimed: "The Immortal Lord is so weak that he was beaten to tears!"

Ruyi was angry: "Fairy, you comfort the Immortal King, Ruyi will make a fortune to avenge the Immortal King!"

The two birds used their Qi to perform exercises, and based on the original ones, they each split out a new pair of Qi hands to occupy Lu Piao and Xiaohuan's mouse and keyboard.

Fa Cai: "Blast them to pieces aaaaaaah!"

Ruyi: "You losers, prepare for defeat!"

Ruyi gets rich and goes crazy, controlling four characters at the same time and rushing forward to kill the opponents so hard that they cry for their parents!

Xiao Huan asked in shock: "Third brother, what happened to you? Did someone cook you?"

Lu Piao sighed: "One misstep can lead to a thousand regrets, and when you look back, you've already lived for a million years."

The tone is full of endless vicissitudes of life...

Xiao Huan frowned: "Third brother, you should just recite the poem properly. Why did you add a 'wan' to the famous line that has been passed down through the ages?"

Lü Piao burst into tears: "I am just stating the facts..."

Little did Xiao Huan know that Lu Piao was already taking it easy by multiplying the time in the poem by ten thousand times.

That operation back then was truly a regret for Lu Piao forever.

The fact that he was crying out of grievance was not really Lu Piao's making things up. The existence of that group of deadbeats in the Lu family made it impossible for him to create humans in the fairy world who were as ethereal and dreamy as immortals!

In this situation, he has no place to complain: My fairy world was built with reference to the exquisite aesthetics of "Uncle Da", but a group of rough guys with the style of "Second Uncle" ran in. What a mess!

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Chapter 25 No matter how ruthless or hardworking you are, you can't beat the cheater

Xiao Huan finally realized that the third brother was truly regretful!

This made the girl wonder: "Back then, half of the Lu family migrated to the fairy world... Third brother, did you pay a heavy price?"

Lu Piao nodded dejectedly.

Xiao Huan was surprised and asked, "Then why did you give Grandpa a chance? He actually carried out a shocking 100-day torture. Didn't he get away from it at that time... No, Third Brother, you have always been shameless and don't care about that!"

Lu Piao asked back: "If you see a group of people eating shi with great relish, would you want to try it too?"

Xiao Huan said affirmatively: "I can't!"

Ruyi Facai, who was killing people in CF, pricked up his ears, quietly stepped on his short legs and rubbed against each other, rubbing against each other, and put his two little heads together to discuss in a low voice:

Ruyi: "Did you hear that? The Immortal King has eaten shit!"

Fa Cai: "Hush, don't make any noise. I'll remind you next time I ask you for melon seeds!"

Lu Piao was speechless about these two stupid birds...

Xiao Huan blinked her big eyes curiously: "Third brother, please tell me in detail."

Lu Piao: "When Third Brother was competing with those two old bastards in meditation, do you think I looked cool?"

Xiao Huan imagined the scene at that time: "To be honest, Third Brother is quite handsome!"

Lu Piao regretted, "At that time, I saw your great grandfather and the seventh great grandfather pretending to be arrogant, and I wanted to do the same."

Xiao Huan: “Uh…”

You know what, this is really Third Brother Meiliuer’s style!

Lu Piao: "This phenomenon is called synchronicity. I just made a mistake that everyone would make."

Xiao Huan shook her head after hearing this: "Most people wouldn't make a mistake like that. And what you said isn't called synchronicity, it's called the herd effect. It's pure insanity."

Lu Piao felt even more painful and uncomfortable when he heard this!

Seeing that the third brother was emo, the girl thought she should comfort him, so she said:

"Third brother, don't be upset. What Grandpa and Seventh Grandpa did was really inhumane! They were absolutely sincere and courageous. It's not unfair that you got kicked out."

Lu Piao was excited: "Is that 'honesty'? That's 'ruthlessness'! And is that 'courage'? They are full of 'liver'!"

Xiao Huan happened to catch a glimpse of the game screen on the laptop at this moment. The opposing player had become completely intoxicated by the bloody massacre of the two birds. He greeted Ruyi Facai's family cordially and shouted that he must report these two guys for cheating!

The girl also chuckled and sighed sincerely: "No matter how ruthless or hardworking you are, you can't beat a cheater!"

Grandfather Lu Ci risked his life to put the burden of the family on the shoulders of the third brother. This magical operation was a wise and courageous one, and it seemed that the mission was accomplished.

But the third brother didn't follow the routine. When he saw that he couldn't beat the grandfather, he just cheated and took out such a ridiculous thing as resurrection potion and overturned the table!

Although the Lu family was happy, they were tortured by the third brother and could not feel completely happy. The family was divided into two.

The clansmen in the fairy world are working hard to develop, and here in the human world, Grandpa Lu Ci is also working hard to look after both sides.

In the end, only the third brother never sticks to the pan, he sits and watches the clouds roll in and out, listens to the flowers bloom and fall, lets the tides rise and fall, and doesn't allow himself to change for a hundred years...

Then I thought that all the troubles in the family in the future would fall on my shoulders...

The girl looked at her third brother who was following the principle of lying flat, and said sincerely:

"I'll make you a stuffed large intestine later!"

"What is Nine-Turn Large Intestine?" I heard the voice before I saw the person. The majestic and cruel voice came from outside the house through the door.

Xiao Huan quickly stood up to greet him, and Lu Piao pouted with an unhappy expression.

Then I saw an old but straight and agile figure pushing the door open.

Lu Ci smiled and said, "Can the Nine-Turn Large Intestine be stuffed? Make one for Grandpa to try."

"Good morning, Grandpa. I didn't prepare any ingredients today. I'll make them for you and Third Brother another day!"

Xiao Huan secretly wiped his cold sweat. As a filial and good child, I am willing to satisfy your request of eating stuffed large intestines!

When Ruyi Facai saw Lu Ci coming to his house, they kicked each other, meaning that you should stop playing and go and pay your respects to the old man on my behalf.

But they were so excited that no one wanted to stop the game, so they had to say hello while playing.

Ruyi: "Grandpa, Grandpa, please forgive me for killing the enemy for the fairy and I cannot salute you!"

Fa Cai: "Yes, Fa Cai is also killing enemies for the Immortal Lord, we can't stop!"

Lu Ci has always doted on these two spirit beasts from the fairy world. He showed a kind attitude that made the group of Lu family wolf cubs who knelt and licked Lu Ci envious to death, and said with a smile on his face:

"You two play, you two play, don't pay attention to the old man, the old man is watching Ruyi Facai playing games!"

Lu Piao: "Why are you here?"

When Lu Ci saw Lu Piao, he was furious. His face turned cloudy and he sat on the sofa opposite him and glared at him:

"You don't know what you did!"

The rage of a mad dog that could make outsiders think that their entire family was in danger and could scare the Lu family members to the point of peeing their pants obviously had no effect on Lu Piao.

Lu Piao asked blankly: "What did I do?"

Xiao Huan slapped her forehead after seeing the innocent expression on her third brother's face...

Lu Ci didn't want to disturb Ruyi Facai from playing games, so he lowered his voice and emphasized: "You kid has caused the Jiashen Rebellion!"

Lu Piao suddenly realized: "Oh, yes! But what's the problem?"

If someone else was so rude, Lu Ci would have had an epileptic seizure and would have drawn his knife to kill him, but facing the man in front of him, he had lost his temper after being tortured decades ago.

Lu Ci continued to explain: "They will come to your door! What will you do?"

Lu Piao said as a matter of course: "I'll just run away! Who can catch me?"

Lu Ci asked in surprise, "Which family did you run away from?"

"This..." Lu Piao thought for a moment and asked tentatively, "What does it have to do with me?"

Lu Ci was so angry that he was fuming and sat there gasping for breath!

"Grandpa, Third Brother wants to eat hotpot. You can stay and eat for a while. I'll go to the kitchen to prepare it!"

The scene of Grandpa being humiliated was not a good one to watch. Xiao Huan was very smart and quickly ran away, grabbing Ruyi Facai who was addicted to shooting!