Xiao Huan took the hot pot outside, curious about why the third brother chased the grandfather away.
Of course, he couldn't tell Xiao Huan about the old dog Lu Ci's horrific and evil words, so Lu Piao could only say vaguely:
"That old thing used her beauty to seduce me and asked me to give birth to a baby for the Lu family, but I firmly refused."
Xiao Huan: "Third brother, you are already so old, you should have gotten married a long time ago."
Lu Piao: "I am a playboy, I don't date."
Xiao Huan squinted and said, "Prodigal son? How many days have you not left the house?"
Lü Piao said confidently:
"Although my body is homebound, my heart is free. Whoever wants to find a wife can do so. Anyway, I won't look for one!"
Xiao Huan: "It's up to you. Your life is so awful anyway. It would be a waste of time for you to find a girl."
Lu Piao had no intention of paying any attention to Xiao Huan. The more he sat there thinking about it, the more dangerous it seemed, and the more anxious he became.
Xiao Huan saw that his third brother was sweating with fear and asked curiously:
"You were always the one causing trouble before, how did Grandpa deal with you this time?
Even if you are afraid of marriage and having children, you wouldn't be so scared just because your grandfather arranged a blind date, right?"
At this moment, Lu Piao was so frightened that he wanted to find a gentle embrace to cry in!
As soon as he saw Xiao Huan's small body, he immediately stopped such inappropriate thoughts, threw himself into the sofa, hugged his head, and shouted tremblingly:
"Blind dates aren't scary, what's scary is the blind date partner! Xiao Huan~!"
The last two words "Xiao Huan" were yelled out, and the sound was extremely miserable, heavy, and complicated!
Xiao Huan asked innocently, "Who is your blind date? Why are you so scared?"
Lü Piao was startled by this question and quickly directed his firepower at his brother again:
"Is the point about blind dates? Besides, does that old filthy monster Lu Ci know what blind dates are? He only knows how to breed!"
Xiao Huan covered her mouth and laughed: "The woman that Grandpa arranged for you must be so ugly!"
Ruyi Facai wanted to say something when he saw Lu Piao so anxious, but just as he was about to shout, Xiao Huan reached out and pinched his beak.
These two are so talkative, they just keep saying nonsense. It's better not to make things worse in this situation.
Lu Piao was thinking intensely about the big crisis he encountered today.
So scary! It's really scary!
I've always known that Lu Ci was that mad dog, but I never expected him to be so cruel and evil, to the point where his bottom line directly breaks through the bottom line of public morality!
That old dog has the power to force couples to marry and engage in inbreeding in the Lu family, and it’s bad enough that he even sets his sights on direct relatives and even dares to smelt copper!
How can there be such a stupid person in this world!
No, no, the Lu family is too dangerous. We can’t stay here anymore. We must leave!
If you want to run away, you need to consider a series of issues, but in modern society all problems are economic problems.
Lu Piao got to the point directly: "Xiao Huan, do you have money?"
Xiao Huan complained: "Didn't I give you all my pocket money?"
By the way, the Lu family is rich and powerful, and they give all the members of the family a monthly allowance. Lu Ci deliberately targeted Lu Piao and set the lowest level of the family for him, 300 yuan, which is 10 yuan a day...
Xiao Huan gave less money because she was a child, but it was still much more than Lu Piao, 800 yuan per month. …
Lu Piao: "What you said is true. What's mine is yours. We are buying together. Your consumption upgrade from 800 to 1100 in seconds. What else are you dissatisfied with?"
Xiao Huan was so angry that she laughed: "Then thank you, Third Brother."
Lu Piao was disappointed: "Oh, it seems you really have no money..."
Xiao Huan: "Third brother, you have everything you need in life, why do you need money?"
Lu Piao: "I want to run away from home!"
Xiao Huan was shocked: "Huh?"
When Lu Piao saw the mobile phone on the table, he suddenly had an idea and thought of a way out!
He quickly picked up his phone, opened the Yiren internal forum and sent a private message to someone!
"Third brother, are you serious about running away from home? I don't doubt that you can't survive if you leave the village. As long as you want, you can do anything and get money and power easily..."
Xiao Huan's attitude became very serious, and he asked for confirmation with unprecedented solemnity:
"But the way you follow is to stay away from karma and avoid the dust. The outside world fights for fame and fortune like flies chasing after stench. Will your heart of Taoism be ruined if you step into the dusty world?"
Lu Piao was also stunned. He looked at Xiao Huan with clear eyes and recalled all the little things that happened over the years. It turned out that this child was not only considerate but also caring.
Lu Piao's solemn expression disappeared in an instant, and he regained his bad mood, waving his phone around proudly:
"Don't worry, I'm asking for help from the enthusiastic netizens!"
Xiao Huan snatched the phone away, and was speechless when she saw [Meng Dashuai] blatantly asking the man nicknamed [Sister Ma's good brother] if he had any money...
Xiao Huan: "Uh... Is this sister complex trustworthy?"
Lu Piao has full confidence in Lao Ma: "No problem, this guy is a well-known sucker!"
Xiao Huan sighed: "Since Third Brother has made up his mind, Xiao Huan will cook hotpot and accompany you to finish your last meal. After midnight, Xiao Huan will send you out of the village. The patrol team in the tribe will be difficult to deal with."
Lu Piao: "What last meal? It's unlucky!"
……
The moonlight is long and the night wind is cool. Lujia Village is as silent as a sleeping giant.
Fa Cai was flying high in the sky and sharing his view with Xiao Huan. Ruyi was standing on Lu Piao's shoulder, and the Qi she released was like a coat covering Lu Piao's entire body.
With the blessing of the Ruyi Qiyi, Lu Piao's movements were silent and swift as a shadow...
To be precise, it should be Ruyi's body movement. The Qiyi is like an exoskeleton, and Ruyi is the intelligence center.
The principle is exactly the same as using Qi hands to operate the mouse and keyboard with two birds playing CF. Ruyi and Lv Piao are now "one as one".
That’s right, Lu Piao is not the driver Ruyi, he is just a passenger enjoying the fully automatic intelligent driving service.
Whoosh!
Xiao Huan dealt with the sentry hiding in the dark, jumped in front of Lu Piao and waved to signal him to continue moving forward.
After walking for a while, Xiao Huan disappeared again, sneaked up to the secret sentry and subdued him, then came back to lead the way.
With Fa Cai's help, he avoided the patrol officers in the village, stopped and walked, and all the sentries were killed by Xiao Huan along the way, and he finally arrived at the village entrance.
Four tribesmen are guarding the gate. The view from here is wide and there is no other way to leave the village except to force your way in.
Xiao Huan walked towards the four people with a smile.
An uncle guarding the gate greeted him warmly: "Xiao Huan, why are you still playing outside so late?"
The Lu family was very familiar with this gifted child in the clan, and Xiao Huan's personality was also likable, so the clan members had no defenses against her. …
Xiao Huan: "Good evening, Uncle Yun. Ruyi Facai insisted on fishing so late at night. I want to take them to the small river outside the village to have a look."
"I'm sorry, Xiao Huan, you can't leave the village so late. You can't bother the clan leader to approve your application for such a small matter, right? You should go back. Tomorrow I will personally catch a few big golden carps and send them to you!"
Xiao Huan sincerely thanked them, and then said to the two birds flying around her:
"Did you hear what Uncle Yun said? I told you not to leave the village at night. Stop being naughty and go home to sleep."
Ruyi Facai said "oh" and flew back.
Xiao Huan added: "Are you leaving so rudely? Go thank those uncles!"
The four gatekeepers stand several meters apart to ensure that if any emergency occurs, they can respond promptly and take care of each other.
Ruyi Fa Cai circled in the air, flew towards the two farthest guards, and landed on top of their heads.
These two cute and adorable beasts are very popular in Lujia Village, and their popularity is even higher than Xiao Huan.
The two guards who were found by Ruyi Facai started to tease them with laughter.
Xiao Huan grabbed Uncle Yun's wrist with one hand and extended the other hand to another guard as if to say hello.
The evening breeze blew Xiao Huan's hair, and the girl smiled mysteriously and beautifully: "The moonlight is just right tonight."
Ruyi Facai received the secret code and immediately added: "The spring breeze is also gentle!"
The four guards were stunned, wondering what these kids were up to.
"sorry!"
Ruyi Facai apologized sincerely, then jumped up and hit the Baihui point under the bird's foot with a headbutt from the sky!
At the same time, Xiao Huan was doing two things at once. On the one hand, he used the Soul Ming Technique and on the other hand, he stretched out his left hand and released a blue Qi hand that reached into the brain of the guard in the distance.
While circulating the Ruyi Force with his right hand, he controlled Yun Shu's Qi meridian and struck the opponent's chest with a Iron Mountain Backbone!
In an instant, the four guards fell to the ground and fainted at the same time!
The girl proudly gave a thumbs up to the person behind her: "Third brother, it's done!"
. .
Chapter 28 Fairy, are you crying?
That night, the moonlight was long and the evening breeze was melodious. The person who left did not say goodbye, and the person who sent him off did not ask him to stay.
Lu Piao said confidently: "Xiao Huan, you don't have to worry about me. I will definitely find a new meal ticket! Also, if that old dog dares to bully you, you also run away from home and go to the third brother!"
Xiao Huan pouted: "Who would miss you? I won't even have time to set off firecrackers when you're gone! Xiao Huan finally doesn't have to be a maid anymore!"
Lu Piao waved goodbye and said, "Okay! Third brother is on his way!"
……
Fa Cai: "Fairy, what kind of house is Tomson First Grade? Fa Cai doesn't believe there is a better place in the world than where the Immortal Lord lives!!"
Ruyi: "But the Immortal Lord still ran away from home..."
Fa Cai: "Fairy, the Immortal King is nowhere to be seen, let's go back too."
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