Hogwarts: This holy light is righteously evil.

Puni: "By Voldemort! This magical world is so interesting! It's just a pity I couldn't reform Mom."
Bellatrix: "I don't know. I sent someone to strangle this guy who's supposedly my son, and he killed me instantly with a single beam of holy light."
Regulus: "That crazy cousin of mine is dead, but my nephew is a genius! Not only is he a prophet, but he also has a great business mind!"
Lucius: "Well, he is indeed a very greedy fellow, and as his uncle-in-law, I am quite pleased—but why is he Ravenclaw?"
Sirius: "No, they're all uncles, why did you only save your youngest uncle? What about me?"
Puni: "Never mind that. Don't you think I'm very sacred?"
Voldemort: "Are you holy? You look more like the Demon King than I am!"
Puni, glowing with an eerie light, followed Voldemort closely, whispering intimately in his ear.
"Little Tom, I really need your help in my cultivation."
The Hogwarts professors nodded in satisfaction upon seeing this.
"Look at that child, how lively he is! Even the mysterious man is willing to play with him."
Puni grabbed Voldemort and instantly melted him!
She turned around and gave a sweet smile.
"Yes, everything is light and bright, without any dark and heavy secrets."
What? There are still people who don't believe it?
Then stand in a line, and I'll give you a Holy Light buff!