Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Not only that, but two very cute little wings have been added to the hammer head, making it look adorable and completely lacking the domineering aura of the original Meow Hammer.

(That's about it)

If Thor hadn't spent so much time with Mjolnir and been able to accurately sense its presence, he would have doubted whether he had gone to the wrong place or whether his father had thrown the wrong hammer.

To be honest, after seeing the current Meowth Hammer for so long, Thor has inexplicably developed a liking for this bird-head-shaped version.

Thor reached out and gently grasped the handle of the transformed Mjolnir. He wanted to pick up this new Mjolnir that belonged to him, but because of Odin's command, no matter how hard Thor tried, he could not lift the current Mjolnir.

In the end, he had no choice but to be taken to the isolation room by Coulson's men, who were watching everything from the observation room.

On the contrary, Sherlock stood in the isolation room watching this farce from beginning to end, his smile never fading. From Sherlock's perspective, while Thor was desperately trying to pick up the hammer, there was a handsome guy in a dark green suit standing next to Thor, looking at Thor with an expression of existential doubt as he tried to pull out the hammer.

And coincidentally, this handsome Sherlock knew him.

Loki!

Chapter 67 The Master Deceiver Sherlock Appears

Compared to Thor's reaction when he saw the new Mjolnir, Sherlock preferred Loki's expression when he saw the new version of Mjolnir.

The expression on that guy's face was almost like a pie chart: three parts disgust, three parts disdain, three parts contempt, and one part doubt.

Although Loki, known as the greatest sorcerer in the Nine Realms, did not appear, after following Thor here, he could clearly see that the pink object standing on the ground was definitely Mjolnir.

Although Loki himself didn't particularly like Mjolnir, what Loki didn't expect was that Thor actually liked it a little after it was transformed into this? What Loki didn't expect even more was that on this tiny Earth, there could actually be alchemists who were considered a rare species even in Asgard!

Loki was utterly astonished, and Sherlock, along with Coulson, ignored Loki and turned to leave the so-called observation room as Coulson ordered his men to take Thor away from the scene.

Sherlock originally planned to go home via the Anywhere Door after analyzing the Meowth Hammer, but he immediately changed his mind after seeing Loki.

Sherlock has decided to stay here!

Not only did Sherlock get to witness a real-life, immersive Thor movie, but most importantly, he remembered that the Destroyer armor would appear later in the story!

Compared to this thing, the Meow Hammer is barely passable!

That's right, Sherlock had his eyes set on Odin's Destroyer Armor with extreme greed, the legendary Destroyer Armor that Odin was said to be able to fight the Celestials when he wore it.

A massive plan known as the Armor Theft Project slowly took shape in Sherlock's mind.

Yes, compared to the Meowth Hammer, Sherlock plans to take the Destroyer Armor for himself! With his Spear of Longinus, Sherlock could even cosplay as Odin.

The more Sherlock thought about it, the more feasible it seemed, to the point that he almost drooled.

Early the next morning, Sherlock hurriedly said goodbye to Coulson and drove with Doro towards the nearby town. The first thing they did upon arriving in the town was to find an inn, hide inside, and begin frantically crafting alchemical equipment.

After all, he was facing Odin's Destroyer Armor. Although the Destroyer Armor looked somewhat punk, it was still Odin's old man's stuff. Sherlock would naturally have to make some preparations if he wanted to take it for himself.

The reason why Sherlock is so confident is actually quite simple: Doro.

Doro, in his Thor form, is a perfect counter to the so-called Destroyer armor. Trying to defeat Doro, who is known for his agility, with the Destroyer's damned ray is nothing short of a pipe dream.

Although Doro couldn't do much damage to the Destroyer either, Doro's speed was undeniable!

If Sherlock and Doro cooperate well, it's not impossible for them to secretly remove the armor using alchemy!

That being said, in order to better keep track of the movements of that brute blondie, Sherlock often frequented the town's tavern while preparing his alchemy, silently observing Thor's every move.

After Sherlock went to the tavern for a few days in a row, he inexplicably became close friends with Thor, the blond-haired man.

Well, this is a really strange thing.

What? How exactly did Sherlock become acquainted with Thor? It's quite simple. They became acquainted when Thor, drunk and acting out on the bar, was helping two ladies and the rest of the pub to subdue him.

The specific situation is that Saul got drunk, then jumped onto the bar naked and started acting crazy, dancing wildly. Jane Foster and Daisy Lewis, who looks similar to the big-breasted woman from 2 Broke Girls, couldn't hold him down.

At the request of the two, everyone in the bar took a photo with Thor, who was naked, and then they all grabbed Thor and pinned him to the ground.

To everyone's surprise, Thor, who was being held down, was crying his eyes out on the ground, just like a child weighing several hundred pounds.

He cried out, "My father doesn't want me anymore!" and "I'm just a good-for-nothing!" He was so heartbroken that even Jane's face, which was as red as a monkey's bottom, couldn't stop Saul's wailing.

Daisy pretended not to know Saul at all.

Sherlock was so fed up with the noise and had grown impatient with Thor that he immediately threw a piece of gold into Thor's arms, who was lying on the ground.

And under the influence of alcohol, he put on a 'tavern speech'.

Of course, unlike the speech by the man with the mustache, which was for an uprising, Sherlock's speech was for motivational purposes.

A bunch of rednecks had never seen Sherlock's motivational style before, a guy with a five-thousand-year history. One line was "Are kings and nobles born with a special destiny?" and the other was "How can a great man, born between heaven and earth, live a life of mediocrity and subservience?"

The first line is "A gentleman should stand tall and upright," and the second line is "There will be times when the wind and waves will be broken, and the sails will be hoisted to cross the vast sea."

The foreigners were absolutely thrilled, especially Thor, a guy whose head was all muscle. He immediately knelt down and wanted to acknowledge Sherlock as his "godfather." Sherlock, however, refused with a nonsensical string of verses: "Though the process of sifting through sand is arduous, only after blowing away the sand can gold be found; a man's knees are worth gold."

Such behavior earned him the title of mentor by Thor, and Sherlock, under the influence of alcohol, declared that he had hired Thor!

Although Sherlock felt somewhat ashamed when he thought about it the next day after sobering up, the two of them had indeed become familiar with each other inexplicably.

Of course, it wasn't just Thor who became familiar with Sherlock; Jane and many other townspeople also became acquainted with him.

Jane became acquainted with the townspeople because she went to Sherlock the next day to return the gold she had thrown into Saul's hand the night before.

Sherlock felt a chill run down his spine at this point; these rednecks were really easy to fool!

Since that beer hall speech, Sherlock has gained the fervent support of the townspeople. To put it simply, if Sherlock were to raise his arms and rally the townspeople the very next day, they would follow him to overthrow the mayor's rule and support Sherlock as the new king.

As a result, Sherlock had to keep a low profile and stay in his hotel to reduce his outings.

Sherlock returned the gold that Jane wanted to keep, and he even hired Saul, the blond-haired man, to help him move and buy the materials he needed.

I wonder what Thor's expression would be if he knew that the things he was helping his so-called 'mentor' buy and move would eventually become alchemical products used to steal his father's armor.

Chapter 68 Everything is ready, except for Jia.

Jane didn't really like Sherlock that much, for a simple reason: Sherlock's tavern speeches were so captivating that they inexplicably reminded Jane of an old friend with a small mustache.

But Jane couldn't bring herself to dislike Sherlock. After all, compared to the mustache, Sherlock was just there to give Thor pep talks. And considering Sherlock's subsequent actions of hiding in the hotel, Jane knew that Sherlock had gotten drunk.

Of course, to be honest, Jane's feelings for Sherlock were more of gratitude.

After all, the piece of gold that Sherlock casually gave away genuinely alleviated Jane and Saul's financial burden.

Jane was an astrophysicist, but she was studying under Dr. Eric Sauvignon.

This is the legendary, extremely grueling graduate student stage, so Jane's finances are already tight. Now, with the addition of a golden retriever named Thor to support, Jane's finances are on the verge of bankruptcy.

Therefore, when Jane was teaching Thor about Earth, she told him that he had to work and earn money to support himself!

This is also the main reason why Saul was pinned to the ground and cried like a 200-pound brat that night.

Because the illiterate Saul was rejected countless times when he went to look for a job that day, the only job he got was at a male strip club in the next town!

Under the multiple blows of not being able to lift the hammer, being exiled by Odin, being unable to find a job, and being in serious danger of selling his body, Thor felt like a piece of trash, which is why a warrior like Thor cried out on the ground.

Sherlock's appearance genuinely mended Saul's broken heart and alleviated Jane and Saul's financial burden.

After all, although Odin sealed away his divine power, Thor still possessed considerable strength.

With the help of Thor and Jane's connections, Sherlock managed to create an alchemical artifact resembling a reaction vessel in the inn in just three days.

To put it simply, it can be seen as a sealing vessel with only four purposes: first, to isolate it from the outside world; second, to control the Destroyer Armor; and third, to allow Sherlock to analyze and break control of the Destroyer Armor in a safe environment.

As for the last and fourth objective, it was Sherlock's final insurance plan: in the event that he could not gain control or analyze the armor, he would directly use alchemy to melt it down, leaving only the raw materials of the armor.

As for the appearance of this sealing vessel, well, because it was made in a rush, Sherlock didn't pursue any particular design; it was simply a huge sphere covered inside and out with runes and alchemical arrays, plus a base.

As for how to seal the Destroyer inside this giant sphere, we have to mention another of Sherlock's alchemical artifacts.

A trident kunai!

Does it look familiar? Does it surprise you?

That's right, Sherlock developed the Flying Thunder God Dagger by imitating the Flying Thunder God Technique of Eiryuu from Naruto!

Of course, since it's a replica, expecting it to move back and forth as smoothly as the character from Naruto is just wishful thinking. The essence of this thing is simply two spatial coordinates, ensuring that an item can be moved from spatial coordinate a to spatial coordinate b in the blink of an eye.

Yes, you read that right, this thing is even one-way and irreversible!

Sherlock created this thing based on Apparition from Harry Potter. Due to time constraints, Sherlock only focused on the appearance and only made three pairs in total.

Just make sure you have one, Doro has one, and the Destroyer Armor has one, and that's it. Of course, Doro and Sherlock's B coordinates are set outside the big sphere, while the Destroyer Armor's B coordinate is placed directly inside the big sphere by Sherlock.

After completing all the preparations, Sherlock brazenly and shamelessly asked Thor to move the huge metal ball from his room into the back of his pickup truck.

After saying goodbye to Jane, he drove his pickup truck away from the town.

Doro didn't emerge from Sherlock's four-dimensional pocket until after Sherlock left the town.

Well, I always felt that Doro and Sherlock had spent a lot of time together, and Doro always had a strange enthusiasm for doing bad things.

Of course, the two couldn't actually leave the town. Instead, after driving a distance, Sherlock used alchemy to create a huge underground space. After placing the giant sphere and putting the pickup truck into a space capsule and then into his four-dimensional pocket, Sherlock and Doro quietly returned to the town.

They hid on the clock tower at the highest point of the town, and Sherlock even made an extremely abstract mask for both Doro and himself just to be on the safe side.

Doro's face is a chibi version of Thor's comic book image. After Doro transforms into Thor-version Doro while holding a miniature Thor's hammer, Sherlock gives Doro a helmet from the comics to cover his hair. Underneath the mask is a chibi version of Thor's face, making him a perfect chibi version of Thor.

As for Sherlock himself, well, Sherlock transformed himself into Kizaru through human transmutation.

That's right, it's Kizaru, the one who keeps saying "How terrifying!" and kicks down supernovas one by one.

What? You're saying Sherlock is imitating the Flying Thunder God? Why not make him always have a girl with him? Wouldn't that be even more exciting?

Yes, both of them have yellow flashes, there's not much difference!

Sherlock absolutely refuses to admit that while he may be a bit of a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), he is definitely not to the point of constantly having girls with him; the idea of ​​the Fourth Hokage is simply too embarrassing.

In comparison, although Kizaru looks a bit sleazy, if you ignore his face, he looks incredibly handsome in any suit or with that righteous coat!

He's definitely a shrimp-type boyfriend!

For Sherlock, being strong or not might only be a temporary issue, but being handsome or not is a lifelong issue!

The two of them stayed in the clock tower for three whole days, relying entirely on the supplies in Doro's mini four-dimensional pocket for food and drink. It wasn't until the evening of the third day, when Sherlock was even preparing to give up, that the change finally came.

A massive, seven-colored beam of light descended from the sky, crashing into the ground with a deafening roar, forming a mysterious pattern.

Standing atop the clock tower, Sherlock's mouth watered the moment he saw the pattern on the ground, for he recognized it immediately as an alchemical array!

However, for the sake of his plan to steal the armor, Sherlock could only suppress his curiosity and silently watch the four figures walking out of the Rainbow Bridge through his telescope from inside the clock tower.