Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Hogan, Fandral, and Sif, and a Japanese guy?

As Sherlock watched the Asgardian F4 emerge from the Rainbow Bridge, he grew increasingly excited. After all, the arrival of these four meant one thing: Loki's assassination plot against Thor was about to begin!

Chapter 69 The Eye-Catching Thor

Thor was extremely excited when his good friends came to visit him from Asgard. He treated his four friends to a very warm welcome, using the first reward he had ever earned in his life to entertain them.

Thor was extremely proud of this, chatting with Jane and Daisy, along with his four friends, reminiscing about the past and talking about his life on Earth.

The four of them, treated to Earth's beer and various snacks by Thor, were also very happy and even marveled at the changes in Thor.

If there's anything that makes them feel awkward, it's probably the rule on Earth that you can't break a cup, which they find hard to get used to.

Of course, after a few rounds of drinks and several dishes, the four of them told Thor about their main purpose in coming to see him.

Stop Loki!

Thor was once again deceived by Loki. Odin, the king of the gods, was not dead, but merely asleep. During Odin's slumber, Loki intended to control the Bifrost to directly destroy Jotunheim, the kingdom of the frost giants.

The Asgardian F4 couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to call Thor back to stop Loki.

However, after careful consideration, Thor rejected the proposal from the Asgardian F4. The reason was simple: Odin had sealed his divine power, and he could no longer lift his hammer; he was just a relatively strong ordinary person.

Thor believed he had lost his title as the prince of Asgard, and was no longer even a warrior, and that even if he went back, he would not be able to stop Loki.

This even led to a minor argument between Asgard F4 and Thor.

Just as the group of four was about to return to find another way, the Rainbow Bridge descended once more, and the Destroyer armor that Sherlock had been longing for emerged from the Rainbow Bridge.

When Sherlock saw the Destroyer emerge from the Rainbow Bridge atop the clock tower, he nearly drooled. Without a moment's hesitation, he and Doro immediately moved to a new position.

Unlike Sherlock's envious expression, the Asgardian F4 looked solemn. While Odin was asleep, Odin's armor appeared on Earth, and the only explanation was that Loki had used the armor.

As for the purpose, it goes without saying: to assassinate Thor!

The fact that the Destroyer armor began causing widespread destruction as soon as it appeared confirmed this, with the destructive beams shooting out from inside the armor spraying everywhere as if they were free.

For both emotional and rational reasons, Asgard F4 couldn't just watch the Destroyer wreak havoc, so Asgard F4 charged in directly, while Thor cooperated with Asgard F4 to evacuate the crowd as much as possible.

Hogan went up, and Hogan was instantly killed.

Vandal went up, and Vandal was instantly killed.

Sif went up, and Sif was instantly killed.

The Japanese guy went up, and he got instantly killed.

Even though the four of them tried their best, they could only delay the enemy for a very short time. This made Sherlock, who was hiding on the side, drool with envy. As expected of Odin's personal armor, it had such power even when controlled remotely. One can imagine how powerful this armor was.

Seeing that his friends were unable to stop the Destroyer, Thor stepped forward at this moment.

Thor, now a mortal, reminisced about his days on Earth and, with a pained expression, pleaded with Loki on the other side to kill him and stop creating unnecessary bloodshed.

Loki, in turn, granted Thor's wish and punched him.

With just one punch, Thor was sent flying, crashing into a house before disappearing into the dust.

Seeing that Thor had stopped moving, Loki planned to control the Destroyer and leave.

But the next second, dark clouds filled the sky, and countless bolts of lightning rolled within them. In the distant S.H.I.E.L.D. camp, Mjolnir seemed to sense Thor's change, or rather, Thor's sacrifice made Mjolnir acknowledge Thor once again.

Without the slightest hesitation, the Meowth Hammer soared into the sky, flying towards Thor's direction.

In just a few breaths, the Meow Hammer flew into the dust right under the Destroyer's nose, so fast that even the Destroyer couldn't stop it.

As the Mjolnir flew into the smoke and dust, the next second, lightning bolts from the sky suddenly descended. The lightning bolts, as thick as water tanks, crashed into the smoke and dust like swimming dragons. As the lightning fell, the smoke and dust were blown away, and Thor regained his divine power.

Has Thor returned to his divine...status?

When Sherlock, hiding in the shadows, saw Thor floating in the sky with his Mjolnir back in control, he almost choked on his own saliva.

Good heavens, Thor floating in the sky at this moment is an extremely irritating sight.

Not only did Sherlock turn the Meowth Hammer into a pink and tender bird-head hammer, but why does Thor also look pink and tender after transforming into the God of Thunder?

At this moment, Thor, who should have been wearing his iconic Thor armor, was floating in mid-air, but for some reason, he was wearing a pink long dress armor.

The overall design is somewhat similar to the skirt armor of Saber Artoria, but at least Saber's is blue with metallic colors, so why is Thor's pink with white in a cake-like color scheme?

Pink is one thing, but the most crucial question is: why are there cute little strawberries and teddy bears printed on the skirt and armor?

The pink color scheme and clothing, resembling a small cake, combined with Thor's bearded face and his hair that had somehow turned into pigtails, plus the two hairy legs that were vaguely visible when he was floating in mid-air, made it an extremely irritating sight.

Most importantly, after Thor saw his transformation, he was stunned for a while, and then he actually showed a look of surprise and joy, as if he was quite satisfied with his new look?

Sherlock, hiding in the shadows, almost threw up his dinner from the night before! He even instinctively covered Doro's eyes, thinking that such filth shouldn't be seen by a cute little Doro.

Sherlock wasn't the only one with this reaction; even the Destroyer armor, which witnessed Thor's transformation from the ground, had a rather cringe-worthy expression.

Sherlock swore that the Destroyer armor's metallic face had literally squeezed out an expression of utter disgust through the changes and distortions of the metal. One can only imagine how twisted Loki's expression must have been when he saw Thor in this state, hiding in Asgard.

Just as Sherlock had predicted, Loki, who was far away in Asgard controlling the Destroyer armor, reacted with disdain upon seeing Thor's new look.

Utterly disgusted.

He even felt that his decision to send the Destroyer armor to assassinate Thor was absolutely correct.

Seriously, if this guy with the pink bird-head hammer, wearing a dress that looks like a small cake, a full beard, and pigtails really became the king of Asgard, Asgard would probably never be able to hold its head up in the universe for the rest of its life!

Chapter 70 A chaotic mess

Looking at Thor's performance, which was even more cringe-worthy than the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics, Sherlock felt a little guilty, aside from physical discomfort.

The reason is quite simple. After experiencing nausea, vomiting, and eye irritation at the beginning, Sherlock suddenly realized that Thor's transformation was mostly related to him.

After Sherlock finished analyzing the Meowth Hammer, he noticed several runes and alchemical arrays on the handle that seemed out of place. Sherlock couldn't figure out what those runes and alchemical arrays were for no reason.

Out of desperation, while changing the appearance of the Meow Hammer, Sherlock casually modified the runes and alchemical arrays to make them look a little better.

The result was obvious; Sherlock finally understood the purpose of those seemingly abrupt and discordant alchemical arrays.

That's the armor Thor uses to forge and enchant after his transformation!

Thor's current attire does match the Mjolnir that has been transformed into a bird-headed hammer, and it looks much better now. But damn it, this outfit is worn by Thor, a rough and tough guy!

If any woman wore this outfit, Sherlock would look at her with admiration, but on Thor? Sorry, aside from being an eyesore, Sherlock really can't find a single word to describe the situation.

Fortunately, although it's a bit of an eyesore, the Mjolnir is still the Mjolnir. Thor, who is still a hammer god, is indeed different when he has the Mjolnir compared to when he doesn't.

Its design is a bit of an eyesore, but its combat power is definitely not an eyesore. It quickly became evenly matched with the Destroyer Armor.

Sherlock did not make a move until this point, but instead hid in the shadows with Doro, observing the Destroyer's every move.

The reason why he hasn't made a move yet is quite simple: the preparation time has been too short. If Sherlock wants to successfully steal the Destroyer Armor, he only has one chance, so he can't afford to be careless.

Seeing that Thor had suppressed the Destroyer Armor, and that the Destroyer Armor had begun to twist and transform, and that a Destruction Ray had directly knocked Thor away, Sherlock then spoke to Doro.

"Doro, get ready, the show is about to begin!"

"You can leave the person to Doro without worry!"

With Doro's agreement, the next second Doro pulled out the miniature Mjolnir made by Sherlock, and soon, the limited edition Thor Doro was once again born.

With the mask and helmet on, a cute, chibi-style Thor appeared before Sherlock.

On the other side, the Destroyer was about to give chase after Thor after knocking him away when he was hit hard on the back of the head, causing him to stagger.

When the Destroyer armor turned around to see who dared to ambush him at this moment, a huge question mark appeared on the Destroyer's head.

Behind the Destroyer, a miniature chibi version of Thor had just caught the returning Mjolnir and was swinging it around.

Most importantly, compared to the cringeworthy Thor who had just been blasted away, this miniature Thor was clearly much more normal.

At the very least, the armor he wore and the Mjolnir he wielded were outfits that Loki was most familiar with.

Before the bewildered Destroyer, or rather Loki, could react, Thor, who had rushed back, was equally dumbfounded when he saw the scene before him.

She looked at the Meow Meow Hammer in her hand, which had turned into a bird-headed hammer, then at the square Meow Meow Hammer in the hand of the mini version of herself opposite her, then at her own beautiful skirt armor, and then at the genuine armor on the mini version of herself opposite her.

At this moment, Thor only had one thought in his mind.

Oh no, I've become a pirate!

Loki looked at Doro through the Destroyer armor, then looked back at the bewildered Thor. After holding back for a long time, he finally seemed to break down and roared at Thor.

"Saul! You're finished! You even have a child! And you didn't tell me or Mother!"

"You're talking nonsense! I didn't! It wasn't me! Don't spout lies!"

Upon hearing Loki's roar, Thor immediately broke down and roared back at Loki. After all, when Loki finished shouting, Thor clearly felt a murderous aura emanating from the safe zone not far away and precisely locking onto him.

The source of this murderous aura was none other than Jane, who was watching the battle from the safe zone.

Without bothering to say anything to Lokido, Thor immediately shouted at Jane in the distance.

“Jane, believe me, this really has nothing to do with me! I don’t know this little guy at all!”

Faced with Saul's questioning, Jane simply turned her head away and walked straight into the depths of the crowd. Being angry was one thing, but the main reason was that Saul was really an eyesore right now, and Jane really didn't want to admit that the eyesore was her boyfriend.

In an instant, the entire scene turned into chaos because of the appearance of Doro, the mini version of Thor.

At that very moment, an extremely discordant and lewd voice suddenly broke into the battlefield.

"Hey everyone, this is Earth. If it's alright, could you please go back to your own planets to fight?"

The moment that voice appeared, everyone present turned their attention to the person who had suddenly appeared.

The man was tall and muscular, with a slender build. He wore a well-tailored yellow and black striped suit with a white overcoat printed with the word "justice" over it. He wore a pair of brown sunglasses, but the face behind those sunglasses was incredibly lewd.

And who are you?

Loki had suffered enough unexpected events today, and he was already a bit overwhelmed. Looking at the lewd man who had suddenly appeared, Loki asked him with extreme caution.

When Loki asked her a question, Sherlock answered without hesitation.

"Whoa~ Hey bro, I'm one of the three admirals of the Earth Defense Force, the head of the New York Sanctum, Borsalino, codename Kizaru~"

Hey buddy, did your parents tell you that you can't go to other people's houses and cause trouble? Marshal Gu might not be happy about this!

After Sherlock finished speaking, both Loki and the eye-watering Thor were momentarily at a loss, unsure of what to do next.

The group of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in black suits responsible for evacuating the crowd tensed up instantly, and almost everyone instinctively pulled out their phones to contact their superiors.

Before long, chaos erupted at the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters in Washington, D.C., with both Hydra and Black Egg seemingly going mad as they frantically began their search.