Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Coulson stood there in deep thought for a while before taking out his phone, dialing Blackie's number, and reporting everything that had just happened to him.

Sherlock, on the other hand, was unaware of what happened after the three left, and even if he had known, he wouldn't have cared. At this moment, all Sherlock had in his eyes was the Meow Meow Hammer.

Setting down Doro from his arms, Sherlock's mechanical arm instantly unfurled countless tiny tentacles. Combined with the metal hand bone, Sherlock walked towards the Mjolnir like a creepy uncle.

"Little darling, let uncle see your secret~"

As if in response to Sherlock's bizarre remarks, lightning began to erupt continuously from the Meowth Hammer, with bolts as thick as ropes striking the only two living beings present almost without pause.

Doro, of course, was superb; his incredible agility allowed him to almost perfectly dodge all the lightning bolts fired by Meow Meow Hammer. On the contrary, Sherlock was caught off guard and was actually blasted away by a bolt of lightning.

Although he wasn't seriously injured, it ignited Sherlock's fighting spirit.

"Hey, I have a short temper. The more you resist, the more excited I get!"

The moment he finished speaking, Sherlock slapped his clothes, and with the activation of alchemy, a protective suit for high-voltage electricians appeared on his body.

Wearing protective gear, Sherlock bravely endured the lightning from the Mjolnir and continued to approach it.

When the user-unused Meow Hammer faces Sherlock, who is like a strange uncle, it can only express its only thought by using increasingly dense lightning.

Don't come any closer!

Chapter 65 Limited Edition Thor Doro

Despite its fierce resistance, the Meow Hammer was ultimately no match for the protective suit on Sherlock's body and was caught in his grasp.

Given Sherlock's nickname for Meowth Hammer and his somewhat creepy behavior, it's impossible for Sherlock to ever lift it in his lifetime. Of course, Sherlock might not even be qualified to lift it.

However, although Sherlock couldn't lift the Mjolnir, the Mjolnir didn't continue attacking Sherlock and Doro. The moment Sherlock grasped it, the lightning on the Mjolnir vanished without a trace.

On Sherlock's side, after seeing the Mjolnir subside, a smug smile finally appeared on his face.

"You little brat, you think you can tell me what to do?"

After muttering a self-satisfied remark to himself, Sherlock immediately began analyzing the Meow-Meow Hammer using the Alchemy's Analytical Perspective.

As the analysis progressed, Sherlock almost couldn't help but drool. The reason was simple: setting aside the materials, the alchemy within the Meowth Hammer was simply too intricate.

To use a somewhat inappropriate analogy, if Sherlock's Spear of Longinus is the oldest mobile phone, then the Mjolnir is the most advanced smartphone of modern times!

Although they are essentially the same, both involving making phone calls, the level of intimacy between them is completely incomparable.

What truly made Sherlock drool was not the extremely complex and precise alchemical arrays and rune stacks inside the Mjolnir, but the systematic alchemical knowledge revealed beneath the surface!

如果说炼金术的公式是1+1=2的话，那么朗基努斯之枪便是基于这个公式之上进行的炼成，反观喵喵锤则是在证明了1+1=2的情况下，充分的运用了其深层原理之下的产物。

What truly fascinated Sherlock was not the formula 1+1=2, but the application of the deeper theorems beneath it! It was the way the runes and alchemical arrays were combined, and the results of that systematic exploration of knowledge.

By analyzing the Meowth Hammer, Sherlock can gain a glimpse into Asgard's alchemical knowledge and witness the level of magic in Asgard.

This is what Sherlock truly desires.

Even so, it was still not a simple matter for Sherlock.

If, when repairing the Spear of Longinus, Sherlock essentially disassembled a large mobile phone and tested it with a multimeter, he was able to eventually fix it.

Therefore, when facing the Meowth Hammer, Sherlock should not only focus on the characteristics of the hardware components, but also on the ecosystem of its internal software.

Leaving aside the alchemical properties of the materials and components that are completely non-existent on Earth, the sheer volume of software content alone is enough to give Sherlock a headache.

Fortunately, Sherlock always had unparalleled patience when it came to alchemy.

As the analysis of all things was activated, the light unique to the alchemy array and runes gradually appeared on the Meow Meow Hammer. Although the Meow Meow Hammer remained in place, it became incredibly dazzling.

Even Doro was drawn to the dazzling light emanating from the Meowth Hammer, and, biting his little hand, gradually moved closer to it.

As a Muggle, Hawkeye stood in the observation room, completely bewildered, watching Sherlock, dressed in a high-pressure protective suit, grinning strangely and fanatically at the glowing hammer on the ground. He was utterly confused.

He even began to doubt why Coulson had asked him to keep an eye on Sherlock. How could a Muggle like himself possibly understand this stuff?

While Hawkeye was questioning his existence, Doro on the other side wasn't thinking so much. He cautiously approached the glowing hammer, and for some reason, Doro felt that the hammer looked quite interesting.

The chubby little hand reached out and quietly grasped the handle of the Meow Meow Hammer.

"Doro, stop fooling around, go eat..."

When Sherlock saw Doro approaching, he instinctively wanted to chase him away, but before Sherlock could finish speaking, something happened that left him speechless.

Doro actually lifted that hammer that no one else could lift so easily!

!!!

Sherlock watched as Doro, looking smug with the hammer in hand, nearly slammed his jaw to the ground. Hawkeye, standing in the observation room, also had his jaw slammed to the ground.

"Pick...pick it up?"

Hawkeye stared dumbfounded at Doro, who was holding the hammer with both hands, looking smug. He couldn't understand how Doro, who was always by Sherlock's side, could lift the hammer, which even a crane couldn't move an inch from.

Sherlock was equally baffled; he simply couldn't understand how Doro was able to lift the Meowth Hammer! After all, the Meowth Hammer had attacked Doro along with it!

What shocked Sherlock even more was that shortly after Doro raised his hammer, led by the Mjolnir, Doro slowly floated in mid-air, and after a flash of lightning, Doro, wearing Thor's armor, appeared out of nowhere.

???

Three huge question marks floated above Sherlock's head as he stared speechlessly at Doro, who was holding a hammer and wearing miniature armor. He couldn't understand what kind of crazy condition Meow-Meow Hammer had for choosing someone to lift him up.

Meanwhile, Coulson and Hawkeye, who had heard the noise, rushed to the scene. Coulson looked at Doro, who had transformed into Thor, with a completely bewildered expression.

"Is this little gadget Thor from Norse mythology? No, is this correct?"

Looking at Doro, who was surrounded by lightning, wearing armor and wielding a Mjolnir that was almost as big as himself, Coulson blurted out these words without thinking.

He had just reported the existence of the so-called 'god' to Black Egg, but if the so-called 'god' was just a little thing like Doro, then Coulson would have to consider reporting to Black Egg again.

Upon hearing Coulson's words, Sherlock broke out in a cold sweat. It was hard to imagine what Odin's expression would be if Doro were Thor. Just think of Thor's reckless and foolish golden retriever character in the movie, and then think of Doro's mischievous, cute, yet obedient personality.

Oh no, if Doro really is Thor, Odin would be laughing in his sleep!

Fearing that Odin would take the child away, Sherlock immediately berated Coulson after hearing his words.

"Bullshit! Doro isn't Thor, this is just a damn accident!"

That's right, it all started with the command Odin gave Mjolnir when he dropped it onto Earth.

Anyone who is qualified to lift the hammer will gain the power of Thor!

Chapter 66 Meow Meow Hammer: I'm Not Clean Anymore

After a chaotic scene, Doro finally gave up on his newly acquired toy, the Meow Hammer.

Of course, it was only after Sherlock promised to forge a new hammer that better suited Doro's personality that Doro gave up his Meowth Hammer.

As Doro put down his Mjolnir, the Thor armor with the cloak on his body vanished without a trace, much to the relief of Sherlock, Coulson, and Hawkeye.

However, an awkward silence followed. The three stared at each other for a long time, none of them knowing what to say. Finally, Sherlock spoke up, allowing Coulson and Hawkeye to leave.

"Um, I need to continue analyzing this hammer. If there's nothing else, you should leave."

“doro…”

Coulson wanted to say something more, but he was abruptly interrupted by Sherlock after only uttering Doro's name.

"Doro will stay here to help me adjust the angle with the hammer. He's my assistant, so he doesn't need to leave. Don't worry, this won't happen again."

Sherlock would never allow Doro to wander around this camp, which is a mix of Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D. forces, especially since Doro can still wield Mjolnir.

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, Coulson opened his mouth but said nothing more. He could only sigh helplessly, give Hawkeye a look, and then turn and leave.

After receiving Coulson's look, Hawkeye shrugged helplessly, returned the scene to Sherlock and Doro, and turned back to his observation room.

Sherlock rubbed his temples, looking a bit annoyed. Seeing Doro's somewhat aggrieved expression, Sherlock reached out and rubbed Doro's head.

"It's alright, Doro, this has nothing to do with you."

Hearing Sherlock's words, Doro cheered up, and a smile returned to his little face. However, compared to before, Doro was undoubtedly much more well-behaved, sitting next to Sherlock and quietly taking out an orange from the little pocket on his stomach to eat.

When Sherlock was modifying his Raptor pickup truck, he casually made a mini version of a four-dimensional pocket and stuck it on Doro's belly. Unlike Sherlock's own four-dimensional pocket, which was filled with various gadgets, Doro's little pocket was stuffed with food.

Watching Doro silently eating oranges, Sherlock smiled helplessly before resuming his analysis of the Meow Hammer in front of him.

Fortunately, aside from the limited-edition Thor skin that Doro accidentally unlocked at the beginning, the analysis that started again went without any surprises.

For a whole week, Sherlock and Doro lived an extremely regular life, analyzing the Meowth Hammer during the day and eating and resting at night.

Doro really did become Sherlock's little assistant. Whenever the angle of the Meowth Hammer was wrong and Sherlock couldn't see or analyze the runes, he would ask Doro to adjust the angle of the Meowth Hammer.

As the week passed, Sherlock had almost finished analyzing the Meow Hammer.

Meow Meow Hammer is powerful, that much is undeniable, but that doesn't mean it's without flaws. In Sherlock's opinion, while Meow Meow Hammer has its own ideas, it's too simplistic.

To use a somewhat inappropriate adjective, the intelligence of the Meow Hammer is essentially not much different from that of the artificial intelligence in modern smartphones; it can only react after the user issues a command.

The rope-thick bolt of lightning that Meow Meow Hammer unleashed when it repelled Sherlock was already the limit Meow Meow Hammer could create without a user.

It's wishful thinking to expect something like Doctor Strange's cloak or Sherlock's Spear of Longinus to automatically protect its owner.

Of course, aside from this minor drawback, the Meowth Hammer itself is powerful enough. Not to mention the awesome materials used to forge it, the complex alchemical arrays and runes inside the hammer, which are as intricate as a computer system, have greatly benefited Sherlock.

Throughout the week's analysis, Sherlock's most frequent exclamations were, "Holy crap, this works too?" and "Holy crap, so that's how it is!"

Of course, given Sherlock's temperament, he wouldn't let Meow Hammer off so easily after the analysis was complete. After all, Sherlock still remembered the initial grudge when Meow Hammer rejected and even attacked him.

After analyzing the Meow-Meow Hammer, the extremely petty Sherlock casually modified its appearance, causing the entire hammer to tremble continuously after the modification.

She looked exactly like a woman who had been violated, hiding to the side and lamenting her feelings of being unclean.

Coulson couldn't say much about Sherlock's behavior and could only tacitly approve of Sherlock's wicked and perverse actions.

Sherlock didn't forget his promise to Doro, and actually used the materials he got from Tony to make a mini version of the Mjolnir for Doro.

Although it can't compare to the original Meowth Hammer in terms of material, capabilities, or even hardness, it's sufficient as a Doro toy, since this smaller version has all the functions that the original Meowth Hammer should have.

Doro also really likes his new toy, and he holds it in his hands almost every day, tapping it here and there.

Sherlock's original plan was to go back and modify his Spear of Longinus after analyzing the Meowth Hammer, but some events that happened that night made him change his mind.

That's right, the real Thor broke into the camp under the cover of rain.

Thanks to Coulson's permission, Thor arrived in front of the modified Meowth Hammer in a daze.

However, when Thor looked at the Mjolnir in front of him, he was completely dumbfounded.

What should have been a square-shaped hammer has now been transformed into a uniquely designed bird head shape, and even its original metallic color has been forcibly changed to pink by Sherlock.