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What should I do if I don't have any red dates?

Qingque pulled out a cup of coffee from somewhere and handed it to Fu Xuan.

"This is a special recipe I made especially for you last night before bed!"

"Qingque, you didn't drug me, did you?"

In response to Fu Xuan's doubts, Qing Que said with a proud expression:

"Don't worry! It's all processed, no natural ingredients, and it was personally guided by General Manager Qing!"

Fu Xuan didn't quite understand Qing Que's meaning, but he took a bite.

"Guide...? Hmm, so sweet? What's this made of? It has a... familiar feeling?"

“My Lord, if you treat me to ice cream tonight, I’ll tell you.”

Seeing that Fu Xuan agreed, Qing Que asked her to come closer.

"Come closer... I'll tell you secretly, this new product is called... Sparrow Tide Coffee!"

After hearing Qingque's explanation, Fu Xuan choked because he was too shy and sprayed it all over Qingque's face.

"Qingque, you...you're so mean! /(//o/ω/o//)/"

[Ying: I want to drink it too! Can I try some, Qingque? (???)]

[Star: I also want to drink authentic Quechao coffee, please, please (?o?o)ノ??]

[Ring: Can it be shipped across the world?]

Kiana: Mei, I want to have a trendy coffee with Mei.

Mei: Kiana, don't talk nonsense now, let's talk about it when we get back tonight. /(//o/ω/o//)/

[Fu Xuan: It's over, my reputation is completely ruined.]

[Qingque: My Lord, why don't we both get it together? Then we won't have to worry about being injured anymore.]

[Ling Ke: This is so sweet!]

[Pera: Really, just like Seele and Bronya.]

[Jepard: Pera, don't corrupt my sister!]

"System: Everyone, let's have a lucky draw. I've added a surprise."

[Fu Xuan: Let me see, a whole case of Sparrow Tide Coffee! Qingque, you're such a spendthrift!]

[Qingque: I don't know, I've never done that before! Let me see mine, a Taibu-flavored rubber toy? Taibu, you're quite open-minded!]

[Fu Xuan: Qing Que, don't slander your superior!]

[Fireworks: Mine is the interview outfit, it doesn't seem to have any special effects.]

[Bai Lu: A collection of poems titled "Hunting Poems"—the first poem is the one I just read!]

[Lan: I have never written anything like this.]

Thank you to the two messengers of joy—haa—who generated electricity with love.

Thanks to the three members of Killing in the Mortal World for their love and dedication.

Thanks to the three people from Baoding who love stir-fried pork heart with pickled peppers, their love fueled their efforts.

Thanks to Lord Chang Letian for ordering this act of love and dedication.

Chapter 91 Lina: Teasing a colleague? Come to my office (First Update)

"System: Wasn't that video exciting? Let's watch something else to calm down."

"Huh? What would I do in your office?"

(Source: YouTuber)

Zhe arrived at Victoria Housekeeping, ready to interview for a brand new job.

The interview was conducted by Lina Hollywood. Before the interview, Lina took out a small box and placed it on the table before smiling at Zhe.

"Welcome to Victoria Home Services! We will be using a lie detector for this interview (＾＿＾)"

"OK.(?_? )"

Seeing that Zhe did not refuse, Lina continued with the rest of the process.

"Please tell a lie first, and let's test if the lie detector works (＾＿＾)"

At Lina's request, Zhe turned his gaze to Lycan on his right and reluctantly said:

"You're so handsome!"

Upon hearing the beeping sound from the lie detector, Lykan clicked his tongue and looked at it with suspicion.

"Is the lie detector broken?"

Zhe was displeased by Lykan's questioning, and he looked at Lykan and said again.

"You're really ugly."

This time, Lykan didn't hear the lie detector, and firmly stated:

"It's definitely messed up!"

Seeing that Lycaon refused to believe the truth and was even deceiving himself, Lina remarked:

"It's obviously not broken..."

Lina turned to look at Zhe, her face beaming again, and the Q&A session continued.

What was your previous job?

"Managing the visual archives of the arts."

Lina didn't understand what Zhe meant and asked him to put it more plainly.

"What exactly does it do?"

Zhe awkwardly turned his head away and said in plain language:

"Selling videotapes"

[Rin: Oh, I see!]

[Star: I've learned something! According to this logic, what are we?]

【Qiong: The Maintainer of Universal Peace】

[March 7th: Interstellar Supplies Reseller]

[Himeko: March, if you can't think of anything, you don't have to say anything. We don't often help people find supplies.]

[Luminous: I am a versatile talent in Teyvat]

[Catherine: It is said that when your desire is strong enough, an exclamation mark will appear above your head, and then a blond guy will come running over to help you.]

[Nasita: You know what, the World Tree actually has this record, Ying, you're famous now!]

[Paimon: Uh... why would the World Tree record something like this?!]

Zhe's answer successfully made Lina's face turn red with anger, but the process still had to continue.

"Are you exploiting a bug here?! Our job requires us to wear maid outfits, would you mind?"

Zhe slammed his fist on the table and stood up, looking at Lina and accusing her:

"I'm a grown man! You want me to wear a maid outfit?! I can't do it! (。?`ω'?)"

"Beep—"

Unexpectedly, the lie detector suddenly went off, exposing Zhe's pretense. He blushed, turned his head away, and whispered:

"Okay, that's acceptable... /(//o/ω/o//)/"

"Beep—"

The lie detector beeped again, successfully breaking Zhe's last bit of stubbornness, and he shyly covered his face with his hands.

"I love wearing this so much! (〃ノωノ)"

[Rin: My brother has such a hobby? As his sister, I definitely have to check it out.]

[Zhe: Sis, I don't have that kind of hobby! That's all fake, you...you stay away!!!]

[Empty: Let us observe three seconds of silence for Zhe. (?????)]

[Ying: Brother, you can't escape. Once I find you, you're finished. (?°д°)]

[Qiong: I feel sorry for those two above; I'm the luckiest one.]

[Star: How about I get you a new one, bro? ???]

[Shibao: The entire army was wiped out. That's terrible.]

Upon hearing Zhe's true thoughts, Lina looked at him with the same disdain one would give trash, and continued to ask questions.

Why did you quit your last job?

When asked about this, Zhe confidently patted his chest, wanting to express his grand ambitions.

"I want to develop my career on a better platform!"

"Beep—"

As soon as the lie detector went off, Zhe was exposed for what he really was, revealing the pure innocence unique to college students.

"I got fired for flirting with a colleague..."

Lina slammed her hand on the table in anger and yelled at Zhe:

"Victoria Home Services doesn't need people like you who set a bad example! (?°д°)"

"Beep—"

The lie detector suddenly went off, leaving Lykan awkwardly watching Lina's excuses.

Lina awkwardly turned her head and said to Zhe: