The game console, however, was in a sorry state. It fell to the ground and shattered into pieces, leaving Silver Wolf staring dumbfounded at its corpse.
"My limited edition XP Pallas handheld console!! ⊙▽⊙"
Xing completely disregarded Silver Wolf's feelings and smiled at Huang Quan:
"See, I told you I was right? The wolf's backflip."
Upon hearing Xing's words, Silver Wolf finally realized that Xing was the one who had done it, and a hash mark appeared on his forehead.
Taking advantage of Xing's inattention, Silver Wolf used Seele's ultimate move on Xing, hitting her in the lower back, which we call the Wolf's Headbutt.
Silver Wolf himself voices the line: "Disappear! Old pioneers."
[Ying: Xing, this is wrong of you! How could you bully Wolf Baby like that!]
[Qiong: Yeah, Xing-jie, just by looking at your practiced level, I can tell you're a repeat offender.]
[Ling: Xing, you're so mean! You've starved all the pandas on the mountain to death.]
[Silver Wolf: I need to be careful of Xing, that unfilial son of a bitch, he actually used his own aunt to flirt with girls.]
[Star: It's because you didn't give me a chance to flirt with you.]
Kiana: Hoshino, you're too overpowered.
"System: Friends, that's all for today. Thank you for watching, and see you tomorrow!"
Thanks to Sun Shaogang from Lingfafeng for his three acts of kindness.
Thanks to Baoding for the two likes from those who love pickled pepper stir-fried pork heart!
Chapter 90 The Diviner Wants to Drink Sparrow "Tide" Coffee (Second Update)
System: I don't know what to release today, so let's continue with Taibu and Qingque.
"Tai Bu wants to drink Sparrow Tide."
(Source: YouTuber)
[Fu Xuan: No, why?!]
[Star: You two are really funny, and energetic!]
[Qingque: My Lord, you'll get used to it. I've given up struggling.]
"Welcome to Fireworks TV! I'm your host, Fireworks. Today, I'll be taking you to visit Lord Fu Xuan and learn about some of the latest interesting events."
Hanabi, dressed in her familiar business suit, exuded a unique charm.
She walked up to Fu Xuan and handed him the microphone. Fu Xuan was quite familiar with this and immediately began to complain.
"The day before yesterday, I was just about to be discharged from the hospital when I suddenly received a package from Qingque. When I opened the box, I was shocked to find that it contained her worn underwear."
What's even more outrageous is that she left a note saying she really brought me a drink this time, no need to prepare any mugwort! Just take a shower and wait for her /(//o/ω/o//)/.
~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (Blue Sparrow)
Hanabi interviewed Aojaku to learn more about the situation, and Aojaku explained her reasons to the camera:
"We were just thinking of letting the Grand Diviner leave the hospital feeling refreshed!"
She washed and hung all her underwear to dry, but then a level 10 gale blew up that day, and all of them were gone.
"Qingque, didn't you even try to save her?"
Qingque recalled the situation at the time and said:
"The Trailblazer happened to be passing by at the time, and he caught up with a burst of divine fire."
He said the wind was too strong and blew something to Ross, and it would take 42 days to find it.
[Uncle Yang: Who did you say? What the hell is being drawn?... We're doomed!!! The Honkai is coming!...]
[Qiong: Bang! ...Okay, I've knocked Uncle Yang unconscious. Let him calm down.]
[Luminous: Look, you're such a great teammate in the Milky Way! Thumbs up for you!]
[Alicia: Heaven...fire? Unsheathed...? It should be Sora, he looks a lot like Kevin.]
When Hanabi heard Aozaki say that, she thought of a very interesting possibility.
"So... Vacuum Prey?"
Qingque proudly declared, "Who do we think we are! How could we possibly have no way out?"
"So I had a brilliant idea and pulled out my best underwear from the closet. I had only worn it once before, during the competition, so it was the cleanest set I had ever worn!"
~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (Fu Xuan)
"I changed into that set of underwear...and found a black package under the box. I squeezed it; it was round and hard, and I knew it wasn't anything legitimate."
Hearing Fu Xuan say this, Hua Huo was surprised; she truly hadn't expected it.
"No, you actually put it on?"
~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (Blue Sparrow)
Qingque explained what was inside the black plastic bag and its effects.
"It's so cold on windy days! Luckily, I got half a pound of jujubes from my last trip to Shence Mansion. They're good for replenishing qi, nourishing the kidneys, warming the stomach, and treating yin deficiency."
"First, have the clever bird deliver the dates and underwear over. Then, hurry up and get some coffee powder from Himeko, and some fresh milk from Lingsha. That way, we can make her a date latte."
~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (Fu Xuan)
Hua Huo was curious about how Fu Xuan dealt with the black bag. Fu Xuan asked in annoyance:
"This Qingque always begs me to play with her whenever she sees a new trick, but unfortunately I never indulge her. I threw that black bag in the trash can right then and there."
Hearing Fu Xuan say this, Hua Huo became happy thinking about the characteristics of the Pioneers, and muttered to herself:
"Little Gray's yin deficiency can be cured!"
[Hoshi: Wait a minute! How did Hanabi know I have Yin deficiency?!]
[Ling: How strange! We wouldn't be surprised if someone like that knew any news.]
[Ying: Perhaps it's something she experienced firsthand.]
[Qiong: Xing-jie, young people should be more restrained and not let themselves be blinded by passion.]
[Bai Lu: It's just Yin deficiency, I can cure it.]
[Star: Godmother, please accept my bow!]
[March 7th: You're being too realistic!]
~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (Blue Sparrow)
Qingque said she was too tired and exhausted.
"Compared to soloing with Taepo in the bottom lane, this running is too tiring. I rushed all the way to the ward, but when I found she wasn't there, I was going to take a short nap on the hospital bed."
~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (Fu Xuan)
"When I came back from the shower, I saw Qingque riding on a pillow and talking in her sleep. The scene was quite dramatic."
Hua Huo was once again amazed by Fu Xuan's execution ability; she could only say that he truly deserved to be the boss.
"You actually went to take a shower?"
Fu Xuan ignored Hua Huo's question and angrily recounted Qing Que's sleep-talking.
"I heard her say: 'Little Xuanzi, the foot massage department's performance this month is so bad. I, President Qing, have a quick calculation and it must be because you, the top foot massage girl, are slacking off! Now get up and bend over for President Qing!'"
Damn it, I went up to her and slapped her crotch!
The first thing she said when she woke up was to ask if I had finished showering, and then she pulled out a bag of white stuff, saying she had made it that morning and that I shouldn't drink it.
Upon hearing Fu Xuan's sarcastic remarks, Doctor Bai Lu couldn't help but begin reciting a poem:
Feixiao asked: "Do you also know archery? Isn't my archery excellent?"
Lan said: "Nothing special, just practice makes perfect..."
Bai Lu ran off after reciting the poem, but Fu Xuan's face was already as red as a monkey's bottom from embarrassment.
[Rin: What a wonderful "Oil Seller Arashi"!]
[Bai Heng: Which brat taught Bai Lu this? I'll take over now! Don't let her be led astray.]
[Feixiao: That's absolutely a lie. How could I possibly speak to Emperor Bow Master like that?]
[Star: Can I drink the milk I got from Ling Sha? (?????)]
[Ying: I'd like to try some too, just one bite.]
Qingque arrived at the ward and finished her meeting with Fu Xuan. Hearing Fu Xuan's earlier complaints, she grumbled:
"You have no empathy at all. Who has such a terrible perk for getting up in the morning?"
Fu Xuan looked at the refreshed Qing Que, and the more he looked, the more depressed he became:
"How dare you say that! You don't have to work overtime, and you get up to practice koto formations as soon as it's light every day."
I'm woken up by you every single day... I've changed my clothes and taken a shower, but where's my drink? /(//o/ω/o//)/”
Qingque checked her belongings and, after confirming that everything was alright, looked at Fu Xuan and asked:
"I brought milk, sugar, and coffee. Just give me the washed red dates, and I can make a red date latte!"
Fu Xuan was stunned when he heard Qing Que say that, and his eyes widened.
"Huh? Red dates? This... I... I ate them."
Qingque sniffed hard, realizing what was going on, and said with ill intent:
"Little Xuanzi, you smell so good! So that's what you washed—these dates!"
Seeing Qingque's blushing expression and her teasing him, Fu Xuan blushed again.
"I was caught off guard for a moment... /(//o/ω/o//)/"
"My lord, shall we... drink some more?"
Fu Xuan looked at Qing Que with a puzzled expression and asked:
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