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"You've been accepted. Come to my office in a bit... /(//o/ω/o//)/"

[Ling: No, is Victoria Housekeeping really that open-minded? My new boss is already being sexually harassed by his female boss. It's all benefiting my brother.]

[Zhe: Is Victoria Housekeeping still hiring? I'm switching careers right now, and it's definitely not for a female boss.]

[Star: I can do that too. My fighting ability is absolutely reliable, and I'm good in bed too.]

[Qiong: Sister, the expansion needs you, let me do it]

[Ying: Don't try to take me from me! I'm a traveler from six kingdoms now, with plenty of combat experience. Choose me!]

[Leicarn: That's enough! Victoria Housekeeping is a legitimate business; we don't have these illegal rules.]

[Five people: We don't believe it!]

After a while, Zhe walked out of Lina's office with a smile, pulled up his pants, and had several bright lipstick marks on his face.

We don't know exactly what happened in the office; perhaps only the parties involved can know the details.

"Let's go to Lycaen's place to get the maid outfit first."

After getting ready, Zhe found Lykan, who was dozing off.

"Excuse me, is this where I pick up my maid outfit?"

Seeing that Zhe had finished, Lykanen expertly quoted a price:

"A set costs 220 million denarii."

With such an outrageous price, Zhe began to have second thoughts.

"Why don't you just rob it?!"

Faced with Zhe's questioning, Lycahn muttered under his breath:

"You can't earn as much as by robbing..."

"What did you say!"

“I said our maid outfits are not only comfortable to wear, but also have a self-cleaning function, and most importantly, they can resist your corruption.”

Even though Lykann's pitch was incredibly persuasive, Zhe had no desire to buy anything and was ready to leave.

"Never mind, it's still too expensive."

"You can earn it back in two days after you start working."

With just one sentence, Lykan successfully brought Zhe back and got him to buy the dress.

But then again... (?????)

Seeing that Zhe had changed his attitude so quickly, Leikahn teased him.

"Changed your mind?"

Zhe thought about his financial situation and looked at Lykan with embarrassment.

"Yes! But... what if I don't have that much money?"

Lykahn, as if he already knew, took Zhe's phone.

"I'll pay for the maid outfit, give me your phone!"

Zhe glanced at his bank balance and had a bad feeling.

"Where did this 250 million come from?"

[Star: Hahaha—, this is the loan your older brother helped you get! (*σ'?`)σ]

[Lekahn: I hereby declare that I would never do such a despicable thing.]

[Scott: How dedicated is this guy! Taking out a loan to work!]

[Qiong: Goodness, Tetsuya, you're really in a tough spot. You haven't even started working yet and you're already 250 million dinis in debt.]

[Zhe: I feel like my reputation is ruined.]

[Star: Be confident, it was already gone when the fan-made content started.]

"System: Hurry, hurry, I need to go home after you finish drawing the prizes, I have other things to do."

[Zhe: Let me see... a dragon maid outfit... I will absolutely not wear it.]

[Rin: Wearing this thing, I have to make sure you have a dragon tail attached to your clothes, brother (*σ'?`)σ]

[Lina: It seems to be alive, a ghost leopard, but why does it keep saying "humans are five generations and three generations, and you've never died"?]

[Danheng: Ignore it, it's acting up.]

[Lekahn: Um, a bottle of Clearance brand hair conditioner? Anyone want it? I'm hesitant to use it because of the name.]

"System: Draw complete, that's all. Time to go home."

{Thanks to that clueless kid for contributing out of love}

Thanks to the Joyful Messenger -- Haa, a generator of love!

Thanks to the two students who were so full of love and encouragement, even though they were cursing at the class monitor.

Thanks to Magic Cube Warrior for contributing out of love!

Chapter 92 A Thousand Enemies: The Traditional Method of Boiling Water for Bai'e at State Banquets (Second Update)

"System: I'm back! Did you all miss me?!"

"The traditional practice of serving boiled water at state banquets"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Bai Er: When did I become a state banquet host?]

[Paimon: Could it be that Onpharos stews the Negative Titans in every reincarnation, and this time it's just your turn?]

[Ying: It's probably a misunderstanding. Let's check it out first.]

Wan Di knew Xing was coming to see him, so he prepared a delicious meal for her and happened to catch Bai E to do hard labor.

"Bai'er, go boil some water, the pioneers are coming soon."

Bai E listened to Wan Di's words and habitually assumed it was the same as usual.

"Boiling water... Is this going to be a rematch in a hot tub? And they even called the Trail Blazers to be the referees? Fine, I'll go in and test the water temperature first."

Before long, Xing arrived. She ran happily through the door, calling out to Wan Di from afar.

"Wan Di, I've come to you to complete the Suspended Peak Man's think tank data~"

As a result, upon entering, she immediately saw Bai E sitting in a pot, which reminded her of the recipe for a dish called "Boiled Bai E in Boiling Water." She then lowered her head and began to record the recipe in her database:

"The Suspended Peak Man...characteristic: cannibalism."

[Aglaia: Pfft~, I see!]

[Tibo: I can only say that he's truly a newbie!]

[Tinin: Staring blankly~]

[Bai E: I'm used to it, but who knew Wan Di would actually ask me to help with the cooking!]

[Rin: Is this your reason for jumping into the pot yourself?]

[Luminous: What a self-inflicted wound! If Paimon were this self-aware, that would be great.]

[Paimon: Luminous, don't try to make me learn anything!]

When Wan Di saw that Xing was really going to record these things into the think tank, he immediately said angrily:

"Who ate someone?!"

Xing was still a little skeptical, and looked at Wan Di repeatedly, asking:

"You really don't eat people?"

In order to dispel the idea of ​​recording the star chaos, Wan Di had no choice but to explain again:

"Sigh, I already said it was a misunderstanding."

Relieved, Xing thought back to Wan Di's impressive appearance and sighed:

"I never expected Wan Di to know how to cook!"

Wan Di explained it to Xing in response to her curiosity.

"Don't you know? Almost every member of the Golden Descendants has eaten my cooking."

Unexpectedly, Xing's amazing thought process made the conversation go increasingly absurd.

"Delicious Golden Descendants?"

Wan Di didn't pay attention to what Xing said and continued to explain:

"Yes, I've been cooking for them ever since I fired the cook."

Xing was even more shocked when she heard this, which made her even more certain that Xuanfeng was a cannibalistic man.

"And they even fired the cook?"

Wan Di watched as Xing's expression grew increasingly exaggerated, then pointed at the food in her hand and said:

"Yes, what you're eating now is from our chef..."

Before Wan Di could finish speaking, Xing fainted from fright, collapsing to the ground foaming at the mouth, and a small ghost with a halo floated out of its mouth.

[March 7th: Himeko, take Hoshi to get her ears checked sometime!]

[Qiong: I feel this isn't a problem with her ears, it's a problem with her brain.]

[Bai Lu: It's hopeless, let's eat something good.]

[Star: Don't just diagnose me with a terminal illness so easily, hey!]

[Furina: I feel like she did it on purpose]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Seele: I think she's really naive]

After a series of misunderstandings, Xing Zhengshi began to help Wan Di record information.