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[Xianyun: How dare you! Which woman?]

In reality, Gan Yu sighed in exasperation and sent a message to remind her master.

[Gan Yu: Master, they were talking about a man, not a woman! Don't overreact!]

[Xianyun: Alright, then this immortal will continue to lurk.]

The person standing on the stage in the video is none other than our Father of Truth, Ladio. However, because of what March 7th said, it felt like Ladio's words just now sounded like those of a bird.

"How dare you! Which man are you?!"

Upon seeing that it was Professor Latio, Ranpo sincerely began to apologize.

"My apologies, I didn't expect you to be an acupuncture ninja!"

Ladio heard Ranpo address him and wanted to correct her.

"My name is Ladio."

However, Luanpo remained unmoved, as if he hadn't heard Ladio's words at all.

"No problem, Acupuncture Ninja, I'll remember your name."

"I'll say it again, I'm not an acupuncture ninja, my name is Latio!"

When Ranpo heard Ladio emphasize his name, he thought he was being disrespectful, so he had no choice but to say his full name.

“I understand, Lord AKB Latios, the Acupuncture Ninja! I will definitely remember your name.”

Suddenly, a cracking sound came from behind, and everyone looked in the direction of the sound.

Oh! It turns out the professor's plaster head had cracked!

[Star: All I can say is, as expected of Ranpo!]

[Ranpo: What's wrong, Bat Ninja? Is there something wrong with what I said?]

[Fischl: Oh! I am the princess of the Pure Land of Dark Night, Lady Dazzling Ninja. I welcome you to my territory. We will surely become close friends.]

[Oz: Simply put, the young lady hopes to become friends with Lord Ranba.]

【Fischl: Oz (?°д°)】

Chapter 9 Hoshimi Miyabi's Daily Training

[Zhe: Good grief, two chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferers from different worlds are communicating across dimensions!]

[Ring: That should be the case.]

The third time, it was the same passersby, the same lines, and the same familiar scene.

"Look, the principal is coming up on stage!"

This time it was relatively normal; standing on the stage was Mr. Screw Goom from the Genius Club.

"It's nice to meet you all, I'm Screw Gum."

Ranpo began familiarizing himself with the process, using the ninja-style naming mode.

"So it's you, Lord Wu Jin Ninja! I've heard so much about you!"

On March 7th, she finally couldn't take it anymore and transformed from Zhao Xiangji into a吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or complain) character.

"Wait, what the hell is this 'Five Metal Ninja' thing?!"

Screw Gum wasn't angry about the nickname "Ranpo" and even explained it.

"Oh! This student is quite interesting!"

Logic: Screws are usually sold in hardware stores.

After listening to Screw Gum's explanation, Luanpo nodded in affirmation.

On March 7th, unable to contain himself, he turned his head towards the stars and began to complain.

"No way, this is the first time I've seen someone seriously analyze a corny joke!"

"Exactly, exactly, it feels like the temperature has dropped."

[Tinari: Ah! Seno, go poop and talk.]

[Luminous: I get it! Screwgoom must be Seno's otherworldly counterpart!]

[Sino: Lord Screwgun's jokes are really good, I'll write them down.]

[Screw Gumm: You're welcome, Mr. Seno.]

After hearing Ranpo's affirmation, Screw Gum expressed his feelings about organic life and took out a photo, which showed Doraemon.

"This is a cat-shaped childcare robot manufactured on Earth. Does anyone know why it doesn't have a neck?"

"System: Everyone, start guessing the answer to this question."

[Ying: Wouldn't it look better without a neck?]

In reality, Grace at the construction site got excited and started acting crazy when she saw a picture of Doraemon.

[Grace: Wow, what an adorable robot! System, I want this one!]

System: Okay, I'll give you one if you answer correctly.

[Cleta: Sorry everyone! Grace, be normal!]

[Rin: I can only say, as expected of Grace!]

[Nicole: No wonder she's known as a tech enthusiast in this area.]

After careful consideration, ScrewGumm is ready to answer the questions.

[ScrewGumm: I think I understand now. It should be because of one car. The answer is blueneck mud.]

"System: Congratulations to Screw Gum for answering correctly. You are rewarded with a 4-dimensional pocket."

[ScrewGumm: Nice reward! A different kind of technology.]

ScrewGumm provided the answer to the question and offered an explanation.

"This is for hygiene reasons, because the (Lamborghini) blue neck gets covered in mud."

The four people seemed to be frozen in place, and the temperature around them began to drop, with snowflakes falling from the sky.

[Paimon: Wow, such a strong ice elemental aura!]

[Billy: Yeah! Even though it's not the same world, I can feel the temperature dropping.]

[March 7th: I just felt like I'm back in the Six Phases of Ice!]

Theresa: I almost thought a new Herrscher of Ice had been born.

In the video, Luanpo is also shocked by the power of this lame joke.

"What powerful ice ninjutsu!"

To prove his reputation, Luanpo also told a lame joke.

"Why do roast chicken shop owners always save the second cooked chicken for the next day to sell?"

"Because, Unit 2 (Chicken), Asuka."

Danheng looked at his two companions again and uttered the familiar lines.

Do you know what she's saying?

[Star: Poor Danheng! His lines didn't change at all!]

[Neko: Mr. Danheng sounds like a broken record!]

[Shinoin Heizo: Just as I thought! The essence of humanoid beings is that they're all just repeating machines!]

"System: Alright, friends, it's time to leave work today. I'm going out for some good food. Bye-bye!"

System: Stop sleeping! Get up and have some fun! Watch the video!

[White Dew: Any fun videos today?]

"System: Absolutely! Today is the second creation of the Zero Zone."

"I guess practicing ventriloquism counts as practice too!"

(The material comes from Bilibili up-master "椿酱丶". Interested readers can check out the original video.)

The video begins with the camera panning to the entrance of a video store on Sixth Street.

Ms. Hoshimi Miyabi came here and found Rin, asking for help with her training.

Hoshimi Miyabi briefly explained to Rin her recent training methods.

"I'm currently undergoing training to recite haiku while stylishly slashing at my enemies!"

After listening to Hoshimi Miyabi's training method, Rin felt somewhat confused, but she still tried her best to find a way to help.

"Although I don't really understand how haiku enhances swordsmanship, Masato came to me, so it probably wasn't to ask for swordsmanship advice!"

[Zoro Liu, user of the Naming Fruit: Who said that? Skill lines are important, okay?!]

System: Where did you come from? Go back here!

"Liu Suolong has been kicked out of the chat group"

Zhe: Little sister, you're very self-aware!

Hoshimi Miyabi agreed with Rin's statement.

"That's right, just like you thought. It's easy for me to deliver a cool slash to the enemy. The difficult part is how to deliver a haiku in a cool way."

"But I can't read haiku either!"

When Ling said she didn't know either, Fairy offered an explanation.

"Haiku consists of three lines and seventeen syllables. The first line has five syllables, the second line has seven syllables, and the last line has five syllables."

Just write it in a 5-7-5 format, for example...

These are five characters, then seven more are written, and then five more are written.

This is haiku.