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After listening to Paimon's explanation, Kinich felt that the problem was not solved.

"But I'm not good at chatting! I don't know what to talk about with Qiao."

Paimon shrugged, looking helpless, indicating that he didn't know either.

"Shouldn't we just talk about whatever we want? As long as we can get into a conversation, that's fine!"

After hearing what had happened, Kinic was ready to go and try it out with Ajo.

[Ke Qing: I didn't expect the Emperor to still be here!]

[Ningguang: Your Majesty, please return to take charge!]

[Gan Yu: That's right, Liyue still needs you.]

[Zhongli: I am now just a mortal. I have no relation to the Emperor. Liyue has entered a period of rule by men.]

[Aha: Ningguang, isn't it simple to get him back?]

[Sangbo: Exactly! Just announce that Zhongli will succeed as the next Rock King!]

At that moment, Zhong Li, who was listening to Tian Tiezui's storytelling, trembled slightly in the hand holding the cup. He knew that his disguise had been exposed and there was no time to remedy it, but he quickly calmed down.

[Zhongli: Feeling a little tired!]

[March 7th: As expected of Joy, so new to things!]

The video continues, and Ginitch finds Joe and begins to chat with him, following Zhongli's method.

"Ah Qiao, what do you do for a living?"

Ginich's first question successfully shut down Arjo's brain, leaving him speechless.

Seeing that Ajo didn't react, Kinich had no choice but to find the Traveler again.

"We tried, but we just couldn't get into a conversation."

The traveler had no choice but to find a second person, Wendy, the wind god.

Wendy happily shared her experience of interacting with the dragon with the two of them.

"It's easy to get along with your dragon companions. Just learn to praise them. After all, courage is a hymn to heroes, and vice versa."

No matter how fierce the bartender is, as long as you say some nice things and make him happy, you can still get good drinks for free.

"System: Congratulations Barbara for receiving a special weapon as a reward."

In reality, inside the church in Mondstadt, Barbara, having regained her senses, picked up her new weapon, looked at the description, and decided to go out and test it out.

Sky AK47: Automatically reloads bullets based on elemental input; a weapon unique to Barbara; studying medicine won't save Mondstadt.

[Barbara: How could Lord Barbatos be such a drunkard! Oh well, whatever, the Wind God must have his reasons for doing this.]

[Jean: Barbara, Wendy is indeed the wind goddess.]

[Wendy: Yeah, I'm the free wind goddess! Aren't bards supposed to be free?]

[Tvalin: Barbatos, get your act together!]

Chapter 8: Chaos vs. Origami University Principal X3

The Traveler and Paimon returned to the Suspended Tree and told Kinich about the latest method.

"Just praise the other person's strengths, right? I understand, I'll try it."

Kinich roughly understood the method this time, found Ajo, and prepared to start trying it out.

"I've discovered that you have many strengths, A-Qiao."

Upon hearing Kinic's words, Ajo danced with joy, his smile stretching from ear to ear.

“My servant! Have you finally discovered it? Come, proclaim my virtues aloud!”

If you please me, I will reward you; I will allow you to kiss my buttocks.

"That's it."

Amid Pain's bewildered gaze, Kinic walked away without a word.

A Qiao, standing behind, was so angry that her face turned red, and the dragon's fur stood on end.

"Are you trying to pick a fight?!"

The traveler and Paimon failed again and had no choice but to continue their search.

The third time, the two went to the Mo Mang Palace and found Navelette.

"System: Congratulations to Siegwen for answering correctly. You have been awarded the Dragon Lizard Converter."

In Petersburg, Siegwen was still very happy to see the reward.

Dragon Lizard Converter: Can convert dragon lizards into merusins, one per day.

[Higwen: That's great, we can have more people in our tribe now.]

[Ying: Now the dragon lizards in Fontaine don't have to worry about their safety.]

[Paimon: Yeah, some of the dragon lizards in Fontaine were so scared of Vilette that they evolved into Melusens.]

[Navilette: I didn't do it.]

Dark clouds suddenly began to gather above Fontainebleau, and a heavy rain began to fall.

Navelette offered the two some of her own advice.

"I need to remind you that there are differences between dragons."

I think it's worth a try. Observe your dragon companion more and try to increase common topics between you two by learning about their interests and hobbies.

Ginitch, having learned of the latest method, plans to try it again.

"Understood. I'll observe and learn about A-Qiao's interests and hobbies, and then I'll give it a try."

After observing Ajo's foul language, Kinich approached Ying and Paimon to say that he understood.

"I found out that Ajo wants to be an entomologist."

[Maranie: This doesn't sound right at all!]

[Kazina: All I can say is, as expected of Ajo!]

[Xiangling: By the way, can I eat A-Qiao? I want to try some.]

[Kinich: Sure, Miss Xiangling, welcome!]

[Ajo: Damn it! My servant, how dare you kill your master! Ugh...]

[Ginitch: Don't worry, everyone, I've gagged Joe and sealed him in a jar.]

"System: Friends, the next video is about Iron Collapse."

"Look, the principal is coming up on stage."

(The material comes from Bilibili up-master "椿酱丶". Interested readers can search for the original video.)

The video begins at the Origami University in Pinocchio, where Ranpo enlists the help of the Pioneer Trio.

"As it says in the 'Galaxy Ninja Scroll,' the left is zero and the right is fire, and the Thunder God helps me."

I hope that you nameless ninjas can help me defeat the evil ninja impersonating the headmaster.

Dan Heng didn't quite understand what Luan Po was saying, so he looked at Xing and San Yue.

Do you know what she just said?

Hearing Dan Heng's question, Luan Po patiently repeated the task once again.

"You don't need to be confused. As the 'Galaxy Ninja Scroll' says, odd changes and even remains the same, and the sign depends on the quadrant."

We just need to wait for the principal to appear, and then we can start to adapt to the situation.

[March 7th: So, is that Ninja Scroll a textbook?]

[Random Explanation: No, the "Galaxy Ninja Scroll" contains essential knowledge for ninjas.]

[Star: Just based on those two sentences you said, I have a feeling your Ninja Scroll must be purple-skinned with gold lettering.]

[Haomingyang: It sounds more like the People's Education Press math textbook Σ(￣ロ￣lll)]

"System: Author, don't break the dimensional barrier so easily, it's hard to repair. Here you go~"

[Haomingyang: I will definitely come back~!]

The students next to them were already getting excited as they looked at the people on stage.

"Look! The principal is coming up on stage!"

The three of them followed the gaze of the crowd and felt disbelief.

When March 7th saw the familiar faces on stage, he was so shocked that he could hardly close his mouth.

"How is this possible? Why would the principal be Blade?!"

Even Dan Heng looked at Ren on the stage in bewilderment, wondering what kind of trouble he was up to.

Blade scratched his head and began to make a confusing statement, occasionally laughing as if he had been infected with the meme by Ranpo.

“There are five people and three bananas. Danheng, hahahaha... you are not one of them.”

Dan Heng didn't understand what Ren was saying, so he turned his attention to the others, hoping to gain some insight.

Do you know what he's saying?

Luanpo accepted the translation task without hesitation, but we're not sure if that's what he meant.

"Let me translate. The 'Sword Ninja' said he bought three bananas as a gift, but there weren't enough bananas for five people, so the 'Flying Dragon Ninja' didn't get any."

After listening to Luanpo's translation, Danheng wondered why he had believed that this person could translate it.

~~~~~~~Cool!~~~~~~~(Advanced transition sound effects)

"Look, the principal is coming up on stage!"

As the familiar gasps of amazement rang out once more, the three turned their gazes back to the podium, and March 7 was shocked once more.

"Ah! It's that man!"