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Rin roughly understood Fairy's line of thinking and looked at Hoshimi Miyabi to ask what she thought.

"Okay, that's really simple and easy to understand. Ya, what do you think?"

Hoshimi Miyabi pondered for a moment before giving her answer, which felt rather perfunctory.

Ling's gaze returned to Fairy, hoping it could be further optimized.

“Fairy, did you hear that? Stop being perfunctory and give me a proper haiku.”

If Fairy lives up to expectations, she will present a very difficult challenge.

"Understood, Master. A more rigorous haiku is being generated."

To calculate friction, you must first calculate gravity. (Physics, compulsory course 1)

[Star: I feel that knowledge entered my brain in a despicable way.]

[Ying: No, my pure mind has been corrupted by knowledge!]

Kiana: Aba aba... (Brain has crashed.)

[March 7th: Good heavens, one piece of knowledge rendered three main characters useless.]

Hoshimi Miyabi once again gave her most objective evaluation.

"Yes, it is indeed the most rigorous."

This made Ling a little insecure, since, in a certain respect, this sentence was indeed rigorous.

Chapter 10 The Crying Queen, A-Quan

"Perhaps, Master, you need some more refreshing haiku."

Fairy saw that Bell's expression didn't change, so she had to try a different style.

"Here's a corny joke: Baiqi Heavy Industry is a French company. The word 'Qi' sounds like 'flag' in Chinese."

After Fairy finished reciting the haiku, the temperature in Rokkabuchi began to drop and heavy snow began to fall.

[Paimon: So the Sino Cold Joke Virus can spread across the world?]

[Ies: Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh (How scary! Even Bomb is getting cold.)]

[Pam: Thank goodness the robot on the train wasn't that powerful.]

Hoshimi Miyabi maintained the same posture and expression as she gave her evaluation.

"Yes, the coldest haiku."

Ling was terrified of Fairy's abilities and offered a small suggestion.

"Hey, can we have a little haiku from the living world?"

Fairy suggested to Rin that she could try using English haiku.

Having never heard of this method before, Ling waited curiously for Fairy to make her move.

"…………(The author gets a headache from reading English, so this part will be omitted.)"

The translation is: Start learning vocabulary, then give up on the very first word. Pressure, Massenet.

"Yes, the most realistic haiku."

After hearing Hoshimi Miyabi's evaluation, Rin finally couldn't hold back anymore and let out a shout from the bottom of her soul.

"Who writes haiku like this?!"

[Hao Yangming: What about the four main characters? Why aren't they saying anything?]

[Zhe: My sister fell asleep after hearing the English lines.]

[Danheng: Xing has already started snoring.]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Before the paramecium's brain could even process the first sentence, it completely crashed and fell asleep.]

[Paimon: The traveler is fine; she covered her ears just as Fairy was about to speak English.]

[Sino: As expected of artificial intelligence, its ability to crack lame jokes is amazing! I'm going to write them all down in my lame joke collection.]

System: The Honkai Impact 3rd program will now begin playing.

"Your Majesty, you're crying your eyes out."

(The material comes from the 2023 Honkai Impact 3rd New Year's Party. I haven't read many fan-made works of Honkai Impact 3rd, so there's not much material available.)

We arrived at the familiar Hyperion, where Ai was filming a promotional video for Honkai Impact 3.

"Let's enjoy Honkai Impact 3rd together today!"

"Cut! Passed! That's a wrap!"

After the video recording ended, Ai Yi switched to "off-get off work mode" and went backstage to ask if there was anything to eat.

"I'm so hungry, I'm starving! Is there any food left in the backstage storage? Even leftover snacks will do!"

When Ai heard A-Quan's voice, which was trembling with tears, she immediately opened her eyes to see what had happened.

A-Quan seemed to be drunk, and Himeko stood by, at a loss, constantly comforting him.

"That's right! I finally got to come back! Ugh~ uh uh uh~... It wasn't like this before. (?ω?)"

Himeko didn't know what to do, so she could only comfort A-Quan, saying that he would get used to it.

However, it was to no avail. Ah Quan remained heartbroken, and glistening tears welled up in his bright golden eyes.

"Clearly, clearly I used to be very dignified..."

Why are kids these days able to trick me...?

"System: Listen to the question, who is the child who bullied A-Quan?"

[Herrscher of the Void, A-Quan: Impossible! How could I possibly be bullied?!]

Himeko Murata: I feel like Izumi's personality is a bit like Kiana's.

[The Herald of Knowledge: The great Herald of Knowledge has arrived! Say it with me: Long live the great Herald of Knowledge! ≧▽≦!]

[Star: Yay! It's the Herrscher of Knowledge! We're saved!]

[Ying: Yay! Long live the Herrscher of Knowledge!]

[Aha: The Herrscher of Knowledge is three years old!]

Deadpool (the stowaway): I recognize the Herrscher lady as being three years old!

"System: You really think interns are easy to bully, huh? Deadpool, get out of here! (?°д°)"

Deadpool has been kicked out of the group chat.

[A-Quan: I'll answer this question. Shi Bao bullied me!]

"System: Congratulations, A-Quan, for receiving the reward. You have revived Cecilia. Now you can complain if you are bullied."

In the academy, the person in front of A-Quan looked as if he had been 3D printed.

Himeko explained the situation to Cecilia.

Cecilia: So, I was resurrected?

[Cirin: Yes, Mom.]

Kiana: Mom, I missed you so much!

【A-Quan: Mom (?ω?)】

[Yulan Dale: Mom!]

Cecilia: Didn't I only have one child? How come there are three now?

(Kiana, Durandal, Izumi, and Sirin should all be considered Cecilia's children, right? The author hasn't really gone into detail about the plot!)

After some explanation, Cecilia actually liked the extra children.

"System: As long as everyone in the group answers the questions seriously, their wishes will definitely come true."

The video continued, and Himeko, having no other choice, could only continue comforting A-Quan.

Ai looked at Himeko with confusion, wondering if Izumi had eaten something he shouldn't have.

Did you give her alcohol?

"No, it's just bitter melon juice!"

A-Quan didn't listen to their conversation. He decided to eat some instant noodles to cheer himself up, and tore open the lid of the instant noodles while crying.

As the lid was opened, a dazzling golden light burst forth, shooting straight into the sky.

As the golden light disappeared, Ah Quan stopped crying and took out a gold card with Dawei's portrait printed on it.

What is this?

Himeko looked like she wanted to say something but hesitated, while Ai's expression turned serious, her eyes becoming shrewd. She then took out file 001 to look up information.

"Sure enough! This is a pack of instant noodles that Brother Dawei customized when he first founded miHoYo. He put a prize inside to surprise the employees."

After the meals improved, no one ate the instant noodles anymore. This gold card was the highest award Dawei had set up before the new year: to fulfill any employee's wish within the company's capabilities!

"What did you say?"

After hearing the explanation, A-Quan was stunned for a moment. After he came to his senses, he cried even harder.

"So, these instant noodles are expired!"

[Star: I can only say, as expected of you, Quan.]

Cecilia: This daughter is so cute!

[Paimon: Can you get drunk on bitter melon juice?]

Ai looked at Himeko awkwardly, feeling that Izumi really didn't seem to be sober.

"Is she really not drunk?"

~~~~~~~Cool!~~~~~~~(Advanced transition sound effects)

A few days later...