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[Captain: Fairy must surf the internet a lot, even Eagle Bro has come out.]

After a series of friendly exchanges (or armed conflict), Sid and Fairy decided to "swap Orpheus's weaknesses".

Fairy: "It means Orpheus used milk tea as fuel to fill the high-tech flamethrower."

Sid: "Yeah, right now, the captain of 'Will-o'-the-wisp' looks like he's about to kick the bucket."

Mei: Oh my god, she actually used milk tea as fuel and poured three cups of it into the will-o'-the-wisp in one go. Is that right? (°ー°〃)

[Empty: Maybe Orpheus has been watching too much One Piece lately and wants to use milk tea to power up her will-o'-the-wisp, just like Franky does with cola ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Sambo: I must say, you guys from the Opoles squad really know how to have fun, huh?]

[Rin: @Will-o'-the-Wisp, hey~, how did you die?]

Chapter 368 What's blocking my gun? You...you...you...don't come in!

Orpheus couldn't bear to look at the horrific sight of the "will-o'-the-wisp," and crouched down on the ground, sobbing in fear.

"If anyone finds out about this, I'll be court-martialed (?ω? )"

Fairy: "Hahahaha, so I told you you're pretty funny. I've decided not to destroy this planet."

Sid translated Fairy's childish remarks based on his own understanding:

"Fairy's idea is to temporarily load it into Captain 'Willfire's' mecha, pretending that Captain 'Willfire' isn't dead."

Orpheus stood up again, looking at Sid with a puzzled expression:

"Wouldn't that be inappropriate?"

[Will-o'-the-wisp: Help! (clip-like voice)! Wait, why the hell did I turn into a clip? And is this clip even normal?! (「▼皿▼)]

[Wendy: Hahaha, among a bunch of chibi characters, a minimalist will-o'-the-wisp stands out, it's so abstract!]

[Shibao: Wasn't it said that the current Orpheus is a clone of the old "Will-o'-the-Wisp"? If Orpheus feeds "Will-o'-the-Wisp" milk tea, does that count as me killing myself?]

[Captain: What kind of nonsense is this about destroying the Earth? Is Fairy being hijacked by E-Zone?]

[Qiong: Hey! How did I suddenly get a cane? And where did that Martian come from? (-_-)ゞ]

[Pepper: For this roundabout way of achieving his goal, I give Sid an 82 out of 100, and I'll add the remaining 18 points in the form of 666.]

[Hu Tao: Putting Fairy into the body of the will-o'-the-wisp, isn't that possession? Σ(っ°Д °;)っ]

Sid smiled and looked at Fairy on the screen, his tone carrying a hint of threat: "Fairy will fix the module while she's at it...right?"

Fairy rejected Sid's request without hesitation: "No!"

After trying to persuade him with force and virtue, Sid looked at the broken television screen in front of him and asked again, "Right?"

Faced with a life-threatening situation, Fairy ultimately chose to compromise: "Yes, yes."

"Great! ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ" Just as Orpheus was about to raise her hand in celebration, Rin pushed open the door and entered.

[Fireworks: You dare to refuse a mere Fairy AI? Commander Sid is giving you face by asking for your help, and you actually dare to refuse (,,?ω?,,)]

[Captain: So that's how it was solved! Even if Fairy doesn't understand the logic, Sid knows a little about physics.]

[Sino: I think I understand now. "Winning people over with virtue" here actually means "winning people over with moral principles." (Aha! JPG)]

[Sid: I'll give you one more chance, but think carefully about your answer this time @Fairy, *deathly smile*]

[Fairy: I never thought that a mechanical life form like me, who isn't even human, would be threatened one day. Is this right? ('-ι_-｀)]

[Dream Seeker: Yes, yes, there's absolutely no problem.]

"You're all here!" Ling greeted the two of them, then looked at the shattered TV screen beside her with a puzzled expression: "Huh? Why did Fairy explode?"

Having successfully possessed the "ghost fire," Fairy, in order to allow Sid to leave as quickly as possible, willingly cooperated with them to provide cover:

"Stealing electricity is one thing, but compared to that, I seem to have run into some trouble and need the help of a rope craftsman..."

Before Fairy could finish speaking, Ling decisively refused, repeating herself twice to make sure she hadn't misheard:

"Get out of here! Scratch! (⊙?⊙)"

[Bai E: This screen is completely shattered; the battle just now was incredibly fierce.]

[Rin: No! My TV! (?ω? )]

[Fu Hua: Try to think positively. Consider it a blessing in disguise. It's a good time to buy a new TV.]

[Linnie: Fairy is too authoritative when it comes to being pragmatic; she even admitted to stealing electricity to cooperate with Sid and the others.]

[Ophis: I feel like Ghostfire Sister's eyes have been acting strange ever since Fairy hijacked her account.]

[Qiong: Those big, bright eyes don't even look as smart as March 7th (°ー°〃)]

[Captain: Hahaha, Suzumi refused without hesitation.]

Seeing that its master refused so readily, Oni-oFairyo calmly said:

"Ten Raw Stones"

Upon hearing there was a reward, Ling immediately darted in front of the other person and stuffed the entire portion of milk tea that had gotten on it into her mouth:

"Aww, just hold it in your mouth like this, slurp slurp~ spit it out~ ahhhh~, is 1 hour 14 minutes 51.4 seconds enough?"

Just then, the real "ghost fire" woke up, feeling the strange sensation coming from the gun, and screamed shyly:

"Had a good sleep? Hey? It's so dark and damp. What's blocking my gun? You...you...you...don't come in!"

[Luminous: Holy crap! They gave me 10 Primogems! Don't take them, let me have them! (???)]

[Zhe: This is the first time I've seen my little sister run so fast. Speaking of which, the new Ellie can't use Primogems, so why are you so excited? ╮( oωo )╭]

Scott: There is no problem in the world that money can't solve. If there is, it's because not enough money is being given.

[A-Quan: I have a question. The will-o'-the-wisp is attached to Orpheus's tail. She must sweat a lot during her high-intensity training every day. There might be a special smell where the two come into contact. And Rin puts the will-o'-the-wisp in her mouth. Is that really okay?]

[Star: Hiss~, now that you mention it, I want to try it too]

[Ying'er: Oh my, Miss Ling's tongue is so flexible and has such stamina, it can last for almost two hours. (covers mouth and giggles)]

[Ophis: Miss Ling is really professional, she even cleaned up such a small muzzle. It just feels like Captain Ghostfire is about to be completely ruined.]

Ling: "Because today is my film set, I'm here to ask for attention."

Will-o'-the-wisp: "Waaaaah (?ω? )"

Ling turned around to look at the will-o'-the-wisp behind her, tears streaming down its face: "Hey, why are you crying? Didn't I lick all the milk tea stuck to your skin? You're so fussy."

[Yuma: Hahaha, look how wronged the will-o'-the-wisp looks (*σ'?`)σ]

[Captain: Pfft~, maybe she used to be a virgin.]

[Ying: I feel like Lingmei's current behavior is exactly like that kind of scumbag who doesn't recognize his ex after he's done his work (,,?ω?,,)]

System: "It's time to distribute rewards again! Good luck! ╭?( ￣ ▽￣)╭?"

[Sid: Season 1 Grey Wolf's Invention Ability (Trial Card) x1... I can feel that with this, old Sid will be cured very quickly]

[Orpheus: Bald Qiang's Super Chainsaw x1... Did I just pull a former comrade of Captain Ghostfire? It feels even fiercer than Captain Ghostfire! Σ(っ°Д °;)っ]

[Wilderness: Pink holster x1... System, you f***ing **********!]

[Ring: 99g of concentrated coolant... Even Iris can't use all of this coolant. I'll send some to my friends later.]

Chapter 369 Eternal praise, an unending solo dance, God loves the world, Fumen will live forever!

System: "For the past five hundred years, only a few people like Navelette could celebrate Frynn's birthday with her, which wasn't very lively. But this year is different. You're about to witness the strongest connections in Teyvat. (,,?ω?,,)"

Happy Birthday, Fufu!!

(Source: YouTuber)

After handing the birthday present to Frynn, Rheindott looked at her curiously:

"Honey, how are you planning to spend your birthday?"

"Grandma, don't worry, I can just eat some cake at home." The thought of her quiet birthday party made Funina feel a little down, but seeing the cake in her hand cheered her up again.

Rhein-Dortmund was immediately displeased and angrily slammed his fist on the table.

"How can that be? I'll throw you a birthday party!"

[March 7th: Funina isn't a water goddess, but she's a big star. Why was her birthday party so quiet?]

[Captain: In the past five hundred years, if Fou held a birthday party, it would be easy to be exposed with so many people, so there are only a few who can accompany her ╮( oωo )╭]

[Ying: Everything is alright now. After the crisis in Fontaine is over, Fou can be her true self again, and I will celebrate her birthday with her every year from now on.]

[Rin: With Rhinedort's connections, anyone who can get Fou's birthday party to come must be someone extraordinary.]

Rheindorf turned around and started making phone calls, the first one he dialed was Ishtar: "My dear sister~, it's my granddaughter's birthday, come over for dinner! Remember to invite Jonawa too."

Next came the gods of other countries, and his other children.

Mondstadt: "Barbatos! Your niece is having her birthday in Fontainebleau, and your mother, the Regent of Time, is coming too. You'd better come over here right now!"

Liyue: "Morax! Barbatos is coming to Fontaine to celebrate my granddaughter's birthday. Bring his godson Xiao along."

Zhong Li glanced at his wallet, which he never kept with Mora, and asked, "Do you want some money as a gift?"

The Alchemy Workshop at Dragonridge Snow Mountain: "You brat, it's your niece's birthday. Bring Klee along for dinner in Fontainebleau."

The last one is Sumeru: "Little Grass King! You're practically one of us from Sky Island. It's not appropriate for you to come over for dinner on my granddaughter's birthday."

[Captain: Rhinedoth's connections are amazing! They had two VIP guests right from the start!]

[Zhu Yuan: Eh! Aren't Wendy and Ishtar supposed to be boss and subordinate? I didn't realize they were mother and son.]

[Paimon: As expected of Zhongli, his first reaction upon receiving the invitation was whether or not to prepare a gift of money.]

[Zhongli: Since he is both my old friend's child and one of the Seven Rulers of the Mortal Realm, I naturally need to inquire beforehand to ensure thorough preparation.]

[Silver Wolf: This is a small detail. Anyway, since they're related by blood, we can call them whatever we want.]

[Fu Hua: When she invited Narcida, the yellow halo behind Rhinedot's head turned blue, as if she had switched personalities.]

[Sid: I didn't expect to summon so many important figures all at once. The relationships are really complicated.]

[Thunderous Movie: What about us? Aren't we gods?!]