[Mavika: Are we gods or not?! Ah!]

After finishing the call, Rheindorf turned around and looked at Frynn with a broad smile:

"Don't worry, kid, we'll invite all our relatives and make it a big celebration for you."

"Huh??" Funina looked at Rhinedoth with a blank expression, not yet realizing what had happened, her birthday party had already been arranged.

Everyone had arrived and sat in a circle around the banquet table, giving the central seat to today's birthday girl, Funina.

Everyone looked at Furina with joy and said in unison, "Happy birthday, Furina!"

Kiana: It's so lively! Should I change into Kiana's Herrscher of the Void skin and sneak in for a bit? (*^ω^*)

[Ju Fufu: I didn't even notice, but it seems like there was a Moon Goddess sitting next to Wendy.]

[March 7th: Happy Birthday, Fufu!]

[Rin: Happy Birthday, Fou!]

[Ying: Fumen! Your glory will be remembered forever, your dance will never cease, God loves the world, Fumen endures!! Happy birthday, Fufu, I love you forever!]

Fu Ningna: "Thank you everyone, this is the first time I've ever had such a lively birthday celebration."

Abedo looked at Funina with a hint of curiosity: "So how did you spend the previous years?"

Navelette, carrying a carefully prepared gift, pushed open the banquet hall doors: "Frinina~ Happy Birthday..."

After seeing the people in the room clearly, Violet was stunned for a moment. Then, her eyes involuntarily rolled upwards, and she kept spitting out white bubbles. Finally, she lay down on the ground.

[Gui Naifen: Huh? Why hasn't Violet arrived yet?]

Wendy: Don't rush, we're here now.

[March 7th: What's going on? The scene suddenly became so quiet]

[Navilette: I'm doomed, it's a trap! I've been set up by Sky Island!]

[Xia Die: Hey! How did Lord Vilette suddenly die?]

[Zhongli: Slurp! Due to certain historical issues, the Seven Elemental Dragon Kings and Sky Island are enemies! Ptooey~ (spits out tea leaves)]

[Empty: For Navelette, the whole house is full of enemies, and the last time the Four Constables and the Seven Gods gathered together was to destroy Kanria, and now they're all gathered in Fontaine... ╮( oωo )╭]

[Navia: The Dragon King has been assassinated, time to heat the oil in the wok!]

System: "It turns out that Teyvat is a place where interpersonal relationships matter. Alright, you can now draw your rewards."

[Frinina: Hoopa's Aura x1——...]

This reward is fantastic! I can summon Ying anytime I'm bored.

System: "I also have a video of Ah Xing's abstract death, I'll show it to you guys as well."

"Don't even ask if there's curry; it wouldn't pass censorship anyway."

(Source: YouTuber)

Inside the room on March 7th, Changyeyue and Axing stood facing each other, calmly looking at one another.

Changyeyue: "Thank you for taking me home."

Ah Xing: "You're welcome. But it's strange, it's raining black rain outside. I've never seen anything like it before."

Chang Yeyue took the opportunity to invite A-Xing to stay the night, then looked away shyly, her cheeks flushing like ripe peaches.

"Me too, but this rain isn't going to stop anytime soon, so... you can stay at my place tonight... (//o/ω/o//)"

[Robin: That's a pinocene from a dream, right? When will it rain? How come I didn't know (o'ω'o)?]

[Ying: You're so clever! The black rain is amazing, it's obviously made by Changyeyue.]

[Captain: The wind-up animation is a bit short. The second half of the sentence is probably Changyeyue's real purpose (?????)]

[Star: Hehehe, since the host of the room has invited me, how could I possibly refuse? (,,?ω?,,)]

[Lucy: But you never even considered refusing, did you? (;¬_¬)]

Chapter 370 How can we possibly get out like this! Push! Push us!

Ah Xing politely declined Chang Yeyue's invitation: "That's not really appropriate. I just want to be ordinary friends with you."

Chang Yeyue stopped acting and laid her cards on the table: "After tonight, you won't want to be ordinary anymore (*︾▽︾)"

Ah Xing: "No, that way I'll still be just as ordinary."

Chang Yeyue didn't understand why A Xing was so sure: "Why?"

Ah Xing winked playfully at the other person a few times, then calmly explained, "You have no class."

[Captain: This is truly rare. Even Changye Yue wasted, and this Ah Xing can still remain unmoved.]

[Yuzu Leaf: Oh my god! Damage output! Long Night Moon is still dealing damage!]

[Qiong: They've already made it so clear, but you're still so stubborn, sis. Speechless.JPG]

[Dream Seeker: What the hell is this tasteless? Why are you talking about this in such an ambiguous atmosphere?]

[Sino: The funny thing about this lame joke is...]

[Tinari: Seno, shut up. We don't need your explanations here.]

[Zhe: It felt like a car sped right over my face.]

Unable to bear it any longer, Chang Yeyue smashed Ah Xing's upper body through the wall with a loud bang.

Inside the think tank, Dan Heng turned his head in confusion, looking at the gray head that had suddenly appeared on the wall: "Hmm?"

Ah Xing awkwardly raised his head: "I...I'm back."

Dan Heng stared blankly as he stretched out his hand, pointing to his right front: "That... the think tank gate is over there ('⊙ω⊙`)"

Ah Xing shamelessly explained, "I just thought it would be faster this way."

[Gui Naifen: Such a deep, resonant impact sound—he's definitely a good candidate for 'Iron Head Kung Fu'.]

[Aiyi: It would be strange if she didn't get beaten up after talking like that ╮( oωo )╭]

[Funinga: Hahaha, Ah Xing, are you trying to make me laugh to death so you can inherit my little cake?]

[Vivian: Just now, for a moment, I thought I saw three parts confusion, three parts bewilderment, and four parts of "Are you having another episode?" in Teacher Danheng's eyes.]

[Shibao: If Ah Xing's humor level is 50%, then Teacher Danheng's humor level of giving directions with a straight face is 1000%]

In the next room, March 7th, who had just switched back to the previous room, stared at Ah Xing's stuck lower body and two hands on the wall. She was so shocked that she covered her head with her hands, feeling like the sky had fallen.

"Why did I wake up like this? What did Changye Yue do?!"

"Wait, I'll pull you out right now!" After saying that, March 7 grabbed Ah Xing's feet and pulled him forcefully towards himself.

At the same time, Dan Heng, inside the think tank, reached out and grabbed A Xing's head: "I see you can't come out, so let me help you."

[March 7th: Family, does anyone understand?! I woke up to find someone in my room, wedged against the wall, and to make matters worse, she was facing my back door.]

[Ying: How could I let such a good opportunity slip by? I'm in!]

[Vita: Oh my, both sides are preparing for simultaneous rescues, this is getting interesting]

[Star: No! I don't want to grow taller manually! (ΩДΩ)]

[Billy: In this situation, I suggest March 7 try out the ultimate technique of hand-to-hand combat, so that Ah Xing can jump out of the wall by himself.]

[Qiong: This method should be used with caution. If you don't control the force properly, you might burst someone's hemorrhoids.]

With both sides exerting force simultaneously, Ah Xing's mouth gaped open, and his eyes almost rolled back to the sky:

"Ouch! O ...

Danheng & March 7: "Push?" x2

The two agreed with Ah Xing's point, and together they pushed hard against each other. With a "crack," Ah Xing's body folded backward at a 90-degree angle.

Ah Xing: "(O□O)!!!"

After letting go, Dan Heng stared in shock at Ah Xing's swaying upper body in the wind: "Are you... alright? (;OдO)"

[Aino: This is the first time I've realized that "oval face" isn't just a descriptive term. When Ah Xing's head is stretched out, the angles on both sides of his chin are less than 30 degrees.]

[Ai-chan: Hahaha, I feel like A-Xing's height has increased by a few centimeters]

[Crydella: Can it really increase height? I'll try it right now]

[Grace: Although we can back out, Ah Xing didn't say which side should push.]

[Ke Lai: Pfft, Dan Heng and March 7th are so in sync, they actually exerted their strength at the same time.]

[Jingyuan: Wasn't that a bit too much force? You practically turned the kid into a foldable screen (;OдO)]

[Sora: This matter is also recorded in Gintama.]

[Captain: Ah Xing looks like he's almost dead.]

[Yuma: This is it, the Star Core is going to explode on the train]

System: "Everyone, draw your reward first, then laugh later!"

[March 7th: 2000 Star Taro Boba... Wow, I got so many milk teas all at once!]

[Long Night Moon: Animated Emoji Standee (Life-size) x1...March 7th running on all fours with its tongue sticking out looks so cute]

[March 7th: I really want to shoot this abstract thing to pieces with an arrow (-ι_- )]

[March 7th: System, you *********!]

[Star: (Boonie Bears) Magical Treasure O Wall-Passing Charm x1... With this, finding treasure chests and solving puzzles will be much easier.]

[Danheng: Ash's Golden Hammer (one-month trial card)... I'll send it to Pam later, it should be able to upgrade the Star Train a bit.]

[Qiong: Good idea. After the upgrade, we won't have to worry about being shot and crashing like Onpharos.]

[Uncle Yang: If we encounter an enemy like God Sunday again, we can ram it as hard as we want without worrying about damaging the train.]

[Sunday: Are you polite?]

System: "While looking for material yesterday, I also watched the security footage from Phaethon's house and found an interesting clip, which I'd like to share with you."

Zhe: I always feel like I'm being watched by countless eyes.

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