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“Krydella seems a bit difficult to get along with. I should try to find out what she thinks of others before going to see her.” Strolling through the streets of Ohma, Ah Xing slowly approached the group of people chatting, hoping to glean some useful information from them.

Passerby A: "Have you heard? Last time Caesar went to the theater in civilian clothes, the people in the front row were just tall, and Caesar broke both their legs."

Ah Xing was stunned and speechless, not expecting to hear such exciting news right at the beginning: "What? There's such a thing!"

Passerby B: "What's the big deal? Last time, a reporter described Caesar's banquet as a gathering of distinguished guests, and Caesar broke both his legs."

[Haiserin: Little Grey Fish, there's no need to worry. Krydella is very easy to get along with.]

[Captain: Well said, it feels like Crydella's prestige has suddenly plummeted from Her Majesty to that of a butler.]

[Frinina: What made that person most desperate was that even without legs, he was still taller than Crydella.]

【Crydella: You f***ing Fukaros! (。ì _ í。)】

[Yuzhen: I can't hold it in anymore! Even mentioning Gao in my congratulatory message gets me a beating, and Crydella is just a conceptual god!]

[Sora: As everyone knows, my older sister is the tallest female character in Honkai Impact 3rd, so... if you break her legs, you can't hit me, okay?]

Billy: She's so lucky to have a brother like you.

[Ying: If I remember correctly, in that four-foot chapel in Pinocchio, some Pipisi people seemed to have threatened to break Xing and Qiong's legs.]

Krystal sat in the chair, grinning mischievously at Ah Xing kneeling before her:

"So, that's what the people in the Senate said about me?"

Although Ah Xing was terrified of being punished by Krystal, she couldn't suppress her suicidal impulses:

"I really didn't say that! Even though I'm twice your height, please don't hit my legs!"

Krystal closed her eyes leisurely: "Don't worry, I wouldn't do something so pointless..."

“I knew it, how could Caesar…” Just as Ah Xing was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Cerrudra’s smile suddenly turned sinister: “I generally don’t leave survivors (◣?◢)”

Theresa: Judging from Ah Xing's expression, he must have been caught by Crydella while badmouthing her.

[Paimon: When begging for mercy, there's no need to emphasize your height, right? (ー△ー；)]

[Qiong: Fortunately, Krystal is broad-minded and didn't hold a grudge against her older sister.]

[Ai: You're getting ahead of yourself. Krydella probably means that the punishment will be handled by Hazel, and she won't do it herself ╮( oωo )╭]

[Crydella: I wouldn't do something as cruel as cutting off her legs. At most, I'd just send her to fight the Black Tide in five different groups.]

[March 7th: Ah Xing's punishment is different from others. Could it be because she interrupted, making her punishment even higher than Krystal's?]

[Floating Waves and Yuzu Leaf: Everyone who was only taller than Krydella had their legs broken, *evil grin*]

Wendy: It's not that dramatic. Tibbo and the others are about the same height as Crydella, so they should be able to survive.

Ah Xing suddenly had a flash of inspiration and recalled a senior's method for increasing height: "That's right, Ceruleus! I've heard of a height-increasing surgery that involves cutting the bones first and then stretching and fixing them! Would you like to try it?"

“Hmm, that sounds pretty promising.” Krydella didn’t see any problems with it and agreed.

Ah Xing looked at the other person with a wicked grin, then casually picked up the chair next to him and slapped it down.

"What are you doing to Krydella?" As soon as Heather entered the room, she noticed Krydella lying on the ground and the chair that Ah Xing was holding. Her face instantly darkened, and she snatched the chair from Ah Xing's hand, making her experience the same pain as Krydella.

[Van Majeke: Kids, bone-lengthening surgery is real, and I have extensive experience in it.]

[Alice: The medical risks of this thing are too great. My assessment is that it's not as good as any random Kamen Rider belt, which can at least increase height painlessly.]

[Qiong: Actually, Crydella isn't short at all; she's as tall as two Mimi!]

[Treasure Recognition: Rounding up, Kelidestra's height is equal to two Xilian's]

【Crystalla: @Qiong, if you can talk, then say more. I'm bestowing upon you the title of 'Slaying Duke'. Help me clear out those people who are talking about my height.】

[Ah Quan: He didn't hesitate at all when he attacked. I have reason to suspect that Ah Xing did it on purpose, with the aim of killing Krystal (,,?ω?,,)]

[Star: Hehehehe, counterattack successful, plan in place (Gintoki's signature smile)]

[Furina: Tsk tsk tsk, serves you right for bullying Caesar. Haeserin saw it, didn't she? Gleeful JPG]

[Yuzu Leaf: 666, Xing broke Caesar's legs, and then Heather broke Xing's legs too. And this is a turn-based game!]

Chapter 367 Little Orpheus, you don't want anyone else to know about this, do you?

Ah Xing walked up to the manager of his restaurant and stared at him with a serious expression:

"Krydella, what if 'Custom Name 2' fails to open?"

Krystal quickly grasped the implication in her words and looked at Ah Xing with slight displeasure:

"How dare you associate me with the word 'failure' in the same sentence? (▼皿▼#)"

Just then, Xi Lian rushed up to the two of them in a panic:

"Oh no, Lord! The newly hired chef has ruined the Caesar salad!"

Krystal's brain briefly went blank for a moment. After regaining her senses, she grabbed the chair she was sitting on and slapped it unhappily.

[Captain: I can't laugh anymore, this store name is such a detail]

[Qiong: When I saw "Custom Name 2", I thought I could choose my own name, so I clicked it out of curiosity. I didn't expect it to be exactly what it said.]

[Star: What a pity, we originally wanted to call it "Uncle Mads's Favorite Restaurant"]

[Ambyl: Ah... won't the little fairies in the labyrinth protest when they hear this name? (；OωO)]

[Frinina: Hahaha, poor Krystalla, she just said not to associate herself with failure, and then Xilian slapped her in the face (*σ'?`)σ]

[Krydella: I shouldn't have agreed to this dish name in the first place, speechless.JPG]

[Xi Lian: I was just passing on a message, it really wasn't me who messed it up.]

[Bai E: Ya Mei! Xi-lian-ah!]

Ah Xing was very satisfied with his latest team composition and decided to give it a memorable name:

"White Dwarf, Crydella, Sunday, yay! We've finally got the White Dwarf team!"

At this moment, Krystalla in the group focused her attention on Bai'er's weapon:

"Why is this broken sword so tall?"

Bai'e looked at his weapon, which had broken into several pieces, and let out a mournful wail:

"My holy sword! My holy sword! Aaaaaaahhhhhh!"

[Crydella: I'm so angry I can't even laugh! My lord, come out and explain yourself! What the hell do you mean by "White Star Team"? @Star]

[Star: Hehe~, Star doesn't know~! (?o? o?)?]

[Captain: Based on Crydella's gaze, she may be about to attack the Savior.]

[Falgar: Hahaha, now Qin Chen has become]

[Sephiroth: Hattonus only forged the Dawnbreaker, but Crydella broke both his legs.]

[March 7th: We're just saying, we're determined to mess with these legs, aren't we? Speechless JPG]

[Azure Horn: If she keeps hitting like this, Onpharos probably won't have anyone left standing.]

[Laigushi: Are you guys still fighting or not? Why are you just starting a civil war? (╬￣皿￣)]

[Bai E: The wrath of billions of sparks, burning this body to ashes!]

System: "Reward time is over! I wish everyone good luck in drawing what they want (,,?ω?,,)"

【Crydella: (Custom paint job) Zeon x1... It's a nice mount, but why doesn't it have legs?】

[Star: Upgraded Chop-Chop Fruit x1---...Wahahaha, splitting into five groups to fight the Black Tide is too easy, watch me show you how to split into 365 groups (*σ'?`)σ]

[Haiserin: Leo Cavalry Belt x1... Mass-produced belts should also provide painless height increase; I'll send it to Crydella later.]

[Bai E: 3 packs of instant noodles for repairs... What kind soul would use food to repair weapons? And besides, that's not enough.]

[Xi Lian: Black Jade Healing Ointment x99... So many healing medicines, I can use them next time I get accidentally injured]

System: "If you accidentally replace the machine's fuel with milk tea, there will be very serious consequences. I'm sure Orpheus knows this all too well (,,?ω?,,)"

Will-o'-the-wisp: I'm no longer clean!

(Source: YouTuber)

Having seized upon Orpheus's weakness, Sid looked at her with a malicious smile:

"Little Orpheus, you don't want others to know about this, do you?"

With teary eyes, Orpheus shook her head repeatedly, and in her nervousness, blurted out what was on her mind:

"Aaaaaaah, Orpheus was wrong! Sid, don't tie me up, or let Little Bell slurp away... ptooey ptooey... ahhhh... 1 hour 14 minutes 51.4 seconds! (?ω? )"

As Orpheus spoke with increasing precision in her timing, Sid's upturned smile gradually faded: "...(O_O)"

[A-Quan: Miss Sid from Inazuma, please refrain from your dangerous remarks.]

[Ophis: Don't come any closer!]

[Ying: Hmm?! Orpheus just said something really shocking! Alert JPG]

[Gui Naifen: Uh, can someone explain to me what "呲溜呯溜～呸咯呸咯～啊呜啊呜～" means? What exactly did Ling and Xide do? (o'ω'o)?]

[Pine Sparrow: And why is the time so precise, with even odd numbers? (-_-)ゞ]

As her fear subsided, Orpheus became increasingly excited as she spoke, her voice even tinged with a hint of exhilaration:

"It's not impossible, since Captain 'Will-o'-the-Wisp' can't detect us right now o(*////▽////*)q"

Sid pondered, chin in hand. Once he had sorted out his thoughts, he immediately went to the video store, raised his RPG rocket launcher, and aimed it at the screen in the small room.

"Hiss... Fairy, if you show Little Orpheus the store's security footage again, I'll blow you up!"

Fairy: "How could you be so selfish, ptooey!"

[Sid: No, little Orpheus, what are you talking about?]

[Theresa: @GhostFire, if you don't keep an eye on your child, she's going to become a pervert (;￣д￣)]

[March 7th: So it was Orpheus who checked the surveillance footage. No wonder the timing was so accurate.]

[Ying: I have a friend who, before she died, wanted to know what Sid and Rin had done, so... could you send me a copy of the original surveillance video?]

[Rin: Get lost!]