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To prevent any accidents, Jimi hurriedly pressed the remote control, but the advertisement failed to be successfully inserted. Then she wiped the cold sweat from her forehead.

"Why bring Guangzi along? Presumably, this Star God already has a preliminary understanding of the Trailblazers' excellent qualities. Next is..."

Before Jimi could finish speaking, a Star God pressed the button. It was Aha, so it wasn't surprising.

"Joyful Star God has given a thumbs up! He firmly chose the Trail Blazers... wait... that's not how you use a light..."

Because Aha was frantically using the button, the lights behind him kept flashing, and the bright light was so bright that Jimi couldn't open his eyes. Finally, Blade passed by and locked Aha's button.

Seeing that his own button was no longer working, Aha took over the button from his good friend Akivili.

~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (Resolving an unexpected situation)

After dealing with Aha's behavior, the program continued, and Jimi continued the previous process, having the Star God introduce his forces.

"Next, please have the Star God who left the light on introduce your company's advantages."

Xing stood behind Jimi and, taking advantage of his inattention, began plucking feathers from his tail.

"No point," Blackie said, pulling the light control button away and preparing to leave. "Lights off, time to go home!"

As soon as Jimi saw Black General's action, she knew that he had given up, so she had no choice but to move on to the next Star God.

"Black General has chosen to turn off his light. Could the production team please withhold his appearance fee? Let's welcome the next guest..."

[Black Tower: I'm curious, what kind of appearance fee will the company give Star God?]

[Star: Speaking of which, even Black General is gone, what else can he give?]

[Ying: Let's mind our own business when it comes to the Star God.]

Kiana: Let's just keep watching. We're not going to see the Void Star God anyway, so there's no point in thinking about it...

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Not bad, Kiana actually thought of that, she's really clever! Thanks to Mei's guidance!]

{Thanks to Xu Mao, who loves Jin Hu Chun tea, for contributing this through his love of cooking.}

Thanks to the three users who contributed their love and support: Zero Points in History, Faraway Journey, Slaughtering the Mortal World, All the Female Protagonists are My Harem, and Baoding who Loves Pickled Pepper Stir-fried Pig Heart.

Thanks to the ever-calm Scizor for sending a flower!

Chapter 113 Star God's Direct Recruitment [Part Two] (Second Update)

To prevent any accidents, the camera skipped Aha and started filming Akivili.

Since the production team didn't allow Aha to have fun, he could only find amusement in the other contestants, chiming in whenever someone said something.

"Renew my contract, and I'll give you a new car," Akivili had barely uttered a sentence when Aha began translating: "Yes, a refurbished accident car."

Because of Ah's words, Akivili had to improve the benefits: "We'll also provide brand-new PAMs, enthusiastic colleagues, self-service coffee, no fixed office hours, high performance bonuses, and flexible working hours."

Aha's continuous translation work caused high costs: "He was dispatched for fieldwork around the clock, and his salary depended entirely on workers' compensation insurance."

Akivili became increasingly enraged when he saw Ahab constantly revealing his past, especially when he realized that Ahab was the one who had blown up his train. Akivili was so angry that he started to smoke.

Xing carefully considered Aha's words and found that it was indeed true. As he spoke, he plucked another hair from Jimi's tail.

Jimi realized it was too late; a large stubble had been pulled off his butt. He first stared at his backside in shock, then looked at Xing with disgust, as if to say:

"How can there be such a despicable person, so bored that they have nothing better to do than bully birds?"

[Zhe: While everyone was chatting and laughing, Jimi suddenly became bald.]

[White Dew: This bird is hopeless, let's make some soup to nourish it!]

[Fireworks: Boss Aha is still performing consistently well!]

[Aha: You flatter me, it's all thanks to everyone's kindness!]

[Pam: What kind of accident car is this?! You're the one who blew it up, Pam!]

[Aha: Hehe, Aha doesn't know.]

[Danheng: Does flexible work arrangements mean brushing flower calyxes every day?]

[Star: The self-service coffee isn't Himeko's, is it?! No way!]

[Himeko: Hoshino, you seem quite dissatisfied with my cooking!]

[A seasoned company veteran: This is top-notch workplace translation! So professional!]

[Yanfei: Hearing this treatment, I suddenly feel like the Starry Sky Train isn't some legitimate organization!]

After Achievli, we come to the pharmacist. The beginning is fairly normal, until the last sentence:

"Our company has a strong sense of cohesion and faith among its employees. Upon joining, you will receive a gift of immortality, requiring only 790 million credits."

Aha rushed over, pointed at the pharmacist, and said in a dramatic manner, "This is way too expensive."

Upon hearing what Aha said, the pharmacist immediately turned on his phone and started a live stream, triggering a series of PUA mini-attacks.

"Where is it expensive? It's been this price for years, okay! Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open, immortality is very difficult."

Hearing the Abundant Pharmacist's series of manipulative tactics, the Star God of Hunting finally lost control and angrily pointed at her, launching into a tirade:

"You wicked beast, wreaking havoc on the alliance, your crimes are unforgivable! If the Immortal Ship sees you, you'll be plundered clean!"

After venting her anger, Lan began to introduce her strengths.

"Come to my company, it's a big corporation, the environment is great, it's a government-affiliated company, the benefits are excellent, you won't regret it."

[Jingyuan: Welcome everyone to join us on this hunting journey]

[Ying: Although the pharmacist is very pretty, her fees are too high!]

[Empty: 790 million credits! You wouldn't even be worth that much if you sold my sister!]

[Topa: We can buy your sister for ten million credits. Think about it.]

[Ying: Don't worry about him, just transfer the money to my account. I can even throw in a Paimon mascot as a bonus. Rich lady, food, I'm hungry!]

Paimon: Paimon is not a mascot.

[Star: It's amazing that these two didn't fight.]

[Qiong: The most important thing is the seating arrangement of that smart guy, and how he even made these two sit right next to each other.]

[Ring: As the saying goes, when a child is quiet, he's definitely up to no good.]

Fu Hua: So these two might be going to pull something big, then this show might not be able to finish filming.

Kiana: I can't even do my job properly, I'm probably going to get fired, that's terrible.

As soon as Lan finished explaining his treatment, the pharmacist and Nanuk sitting on either side of him began to mock him.

"If the benefits are good, employees of Xianzhou won't switch jobs."

"They're not even as good as our antimatter legion."

Lan angrily pulled out her bow and arrow, pointed it at Nanuk, and retorted:

"You audacious madman, after you've wiped out the Abundance, it'll be your turn... you abomination of the Abundance!"

Jimi was stunned by the fight between the three star gods in front of her. Knowing that she couldn't handle it, she could only offer a token word of advice.

"Star Gods, this isn't the place for you to argue!"

"Excuse me, please make way!" Jimi was suddenly distracted by a familiar voice. Turning around, she saw Xing pushing a cart and hawking his wares.

"Juice, soda, tea, coffee, which would you like?"

"Why is the female guest running a small business?!" Just as Jimi finished complaining, she saw Hei Dashuai walk up to the cart and the two of them start making a transaction.

"Do you have coconut milk?" Upon hearing Black General's request, Xing paused for a moment before realizing she didn't have any. She then pushed the cart and everything on it into Black General's body.

"Huh? No coconut milk. Ugh! Pshaw, take the rest, just remember to pay the bill."

I don't know if there's something wrong with Xing's little cart, which is why Hei Dashuai keeps changing colors when he inhales it, and the art style becomes more abstract.

[Qiqi: Coconut milk, it's cool and delicious, Qiqi likes it.]

[Su Chang: As expected of Xing, even at a time like this, she's still thinking about making money.]

[Gui Naifen: But will Xing Shen pay?]

Black Tower: Probably not, most Star Gods probably don't carry money.

Aside from Ah-ha, he might have money but not give it to you.

[Al-Hysen: By the way, what's actually in that little cart? Why is Blackie affected by this?]

[Uncle Yang: If I remember correctly, didn't we just talk about coffee? It must have been Himeko who made it!]

"Nanook seems to have something to say." After the three Star Gods resolved their dispute, Nanook looked at the stars with glowing red eyes. Seeing the situation, Gimi quickly urged Nanook to speak:

"Pioneer, you have extraordinary bones and a star core attached to you. You are a villainous genius, one in a million. I advise you to join my antimatter legion immediately, otherwise... I will crush everything here right now."

Nanuk used the skill "King's Treasury," aiming it at everything present. Suddenly, a guy who looked like the Herrscher of the Void appeared out of nowhere, arrogantly saying:

"Hey, Trail Blazers! My brother's asking you a question!"

"Ugh, no!" Xing completely disregarded the danger to the two of them, showing a look of disgust. Kong Lu was displeased upon hearing this: "What did you say! Take a punch!"

[Aha: Looks like little Nu is getting cocky! Should the great God of Fun call Akivili to calm you down?]

[Akivili: The Little Classroom is now open! If your kid is having trouble with their middle school days, it's mostly because they have too much energy; a good spanking will fix it!]

[Ying: Nanuk's skills seem familiar, like I've seen them somewhere before?]

[Alice: No need to think about it, it's Gilgamesh's skill.]

[Zhe: Little Nanuk is so lame, all his skills are borrowed]

[Xing: Zhe, aren't you afraid he'll hit you?]

[Ling: What's there to be afraid of? He's not Aha, he can't climb the World Tree, so what?]

[Qiong: What if the system is merging a world?]

[Billy: No way! No way!]

System: You know what, that's actually a good idea. I'll think about it. You guys continue watching the video.

{Thanks to Bai Lianyi Chao, User 11878886, Chenxi's Gentle Breeze, and Gu Wushang for their support.}

Thanks to Xu Mao, who loves Jin Hu Chun tea, and the three members of An Wu Ye Ling who contributed their love and enthusiasm.