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Chapter 114 Star God's Direct Recruitment [Part 3] (First Update)

Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, Jimi hurriedly called for help from her boss: "Clipper, Clipper, say something!"

Kripper ignored Gimi, punched his two lamps to prove his strength, and then began to introduce his power: "Wall Building."

After Cripper finished speaking, to ensure everyone understood, a professional from Interstellar Peace Corporation provided translation, which also triggered a special mini-combo:

"Mr. Cripper means that we will take care of the security on site, so everyone can rest assured!"

When it comes to security, we have to mention our Interstellar Peace Company. We have the most complete work processes, the clearest promotion mechanism, and the most friendly working environment.

Join us and enjoy a personal bodyguard, paid team building activities, and comprehensive social security benefits. Join us now and let's get promoted and earn more!

[Seele: Perfecting the 18 rounds of interviews, so exciting!]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: What position requires 18 rounds of interviews? The CEO, for example!]

[Potio: Is this guy a humanoid external beacon of connection? How come those two words are translated in so many ways?]

[Star: Friendly? Bright? Seriously!]

[March 7th: Is it clear that bosses are stealing performance points from their subordinates? LOL!]

[Topa: Those were all accidents. The company will be undergoing a major overhaul soon.]

Perhaps it was a problem with one of the translators' words that successfully triggered Taizyuros's combo attack.

“I’ll pay for the birth... I’ll pay for the reproduction. Cripper, give me your phone.”

Taizyuros's nonchalant attitude successfully enraged Kripper, who smashed two tables with buttons on them with his furious fists: "Build a wall! Build a wall!"

Upon hearing Cripper's instructions, the translator immediately ordered his men to take action:

“Number one, number one, Mr. Cripper wants us to brick him into the wall.”

"Hey~ Ha~!" A few seconds after the call ended, a voice came through, and then three employees who looked like bungee jumping zombies suddenly appeared above and grabbed the Star God of Breeding.

Gimi was terrified by what she saw, her bird face contorted in horror: "Sarlang!!"

Having dealt with the obstacle by "building a wall," Cripper continued the previous topic, with the same translator providing the explanation:

"Mr. Cripper means that the Trail Blazers have passed the internal referral system and can start work tomorrow. Please give him a round of applause!"

[Ningguang: Isn't this a cover-up? Is this how Interstellar Peace Corporation operates?]

[Jade: Of course, provided you have the corresponding value or ability!]

[Topa: Star Peace Corporation welcomes you all.]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Wait, is the Breeding Star God really that weak? It got bricked into a wall like that?]

[Yae no Miko: Kage, why don't you choose the path of preserving your destiny? You seem quite similar to Kripper; you both enjoy building things.]

[Ying: Of course, one builds the wall, and the other builds the stone statue]

When Bo Shizun heard Cripper say that, he immediately started to mock him without holding back.

"Internal recommendation, using your own program to engage in shady dealings, is that it? We, artificial intelligence, are the future. Be smart and help me test the simulated universe, don't force me to beg you."

“That makes sense!” Xingyi felt she could consider it after hearing what Boshizun said, and the other star gods, seeing her reaction, hurriedly began to persuade her.

Pharmacist: "Don't listen to their nonsense, choose me."

Nanook: "You must choose me."

Lan: "Pick me"

Bo Shizun: "Choose me"

Cripper: Building a Wall

Seeing the other gods scrambling to snatch people, Aha came out to amuse himself and started giving each of the other star gods a nickname.

"A liar, a mute, a righteous man, a mountain bandit, and a bookworm."

[Lisa: Putting everything else aside, Aha's description does indeed fit their image very well.]

Sambo: Absolutely, you can question anything...

[Hanabi: ...But you should never underestimate the determination of these entertainers to create something fun!]

[Aha: Aha took on five opponents single-handedly! Aha is so proud!]

[Rin: As expected of the God of Fun, he's not worried about losing at all]

[Danheng: Among so many Star Gods, Aha's combat power is among the top. Apart from Void, Aha should be fine.]

[Zhe: So you're not worried because of your absolute strength!]

[Aha: As a god of fun, it's perfectly reasonable for him to be a bit stronger, otherwise how could he dare to be so reckless!]

At this moment, all the Star Gods were united in their hatred of the enemy and decided to deal with Aha, this unstable factor, first.

"You idiot, I'm going to crush you."

Seeing that the project she was in charge of was about to go into serious trouble, Jimi grabbed the microphone and shouted for help: "Security! Security!"

Suddenly, a series of rapid "beep beep" sounds came from the direction where the Star God Gate had been. A powerful explosion suddenly occurred, and Jimi quickly ran over to check the situation.

"Stop fighting! Please stop fighting!"

As soon as Jimi left, Fuli walked to the spot where Jimi had been and took a picture of this wonderful memory.

"This is truly a wonderful memory, worth recording and cherishing. Pioneer, would you like to learn photography?"

Upon hearing Fu Li's invitation, Xing refused without hesitation, sighing, "Ugh! Learning new skills is so troublesome."

[March 7th: Why does the camera from the Memory Star God look so familiar? It seems to be the same model as mine!]

[Qiong: Is it possible that your memories were sealed by Fu Li, which is why the Memory Makers are blocking you?]

[Himeko: That possibility cannot be ruled out. The secret of March 7th is quite significant!]

[Rin: Do you think it's possible that March 7th is part of the Star God of Memories, such as memories from before becoming a Star God?]

[March 7th: The more we talk about it, the more excited we get! We can't wait for our memories to return!]

[Treasure Hunting: You could try asking the amazing Brother Dawei!]

"It's time, everyone's out." Seeing that it was time, Black General slowly walked towards the main entrance.

Seeing that Black General was about to leave, Xing hurriedly followed and struck up a conversation, preparing to leave together: "Hey, Black General! What a coincidence! Let's go home together!"

Hei Dashuai was also very happy to have someone leave work with him, and said "good" three times.

Seeing that the most important guest was ready to leave with Blackie to prevent any further accidents, Jimi prepared to end the recording. The Star Gods were still running around in front of the camera:

"The female guest ultimately chose the Void Star God... Stop fighting, go fight outside, this is my show—"

The program ended with Gimi's wailing.

Inside the Starry Sky Train, everyone except Himeko was sitting in front of the TV watching programs. Uncle Yang couldn't help but complain:

"What kind of stuff are they showing here?"

Himeko walked over to the four people with a cup of coffee and invited them to try it.

Happy New Year everyone! I've made you all your first cup of coffee of the new year! Come and have a drink!

When Dan Heng saw the coffee in Himeko's hand, which was emitting purple poisonous gas and had a skull pattern faintly visible inside, he quickly suggested watching the program again.

[Yae no Miko: This coffee tastes just as good as Kage's cooking!]

[Bell: Even Pam was so scared that the young man stood at attention, which shows just how terrifying this thing is!]

[Lekahn: I wonder if the damage output is higher than Lina's cooking?]

Kiana: It feels like there's someone in every world who makes absolutely terrifying food!

"System: There are too many people, so I won't list all the card-drawing steps. Please refer to the instructions. Bye!"

{Thanks to the three lovingly powered scythers—the Joyful Messenger, Haa, and the ever-calm Scizor}

Chapter 115 Ying: Little Bell, Xingzai has debuted as an idol [Part 1] (Second Update)

"System: It's been a long time since we've had the three main characters appear together. Today, let's give everyone a chance to see them together."

[Star: This series is quite fun, please make more!]

[Ying: It does damage my majestic image, but as long as it's fun, it's fine.]

[Rin: Don't you have any image left? That thing was already smashed to pieces!]

Kiana: It's just that I don't get much screen time.

[Mei: It might be that your hairstyle is more difficult to tie]

"After applying shampoo, I discovered that the shower head is actually a super stylish spotlight."

(The material comes from the uploader; the above is the original name.)

In the video store on Sixth Street, Ying lay on the floor, crying and clinging to Ling's leg, sobbing:

"Little Bell, Planet Hagi bullied me again (?ω? )"

Seeing Ying's expression, Ling knew what had happened: "She doesn't give you auto-battle, does she? (⊙?⊙)"

"No," Ying denied Ling's guess and told her the reason directly:

In her lyrics, she says: "My brother waved his hand and destroyed the throne of the gods, while wild boars on the roadside created my flight."

All teleportation anchors are unlocked, but my IQ is locked (⊙Д⊙)”

[Empty: Well said! I can destroy the throne of gods with a wave of my hand!]

[Qingyi: What a wonderful poem! It even rhymes!]

[Zhu Yuan: Senior, isn't this just a rhyme?]

[Ying: This isn't my fault. It's just that every time I go there, wild boars spawn, and I've farmed all the meat I need there!]

Kiana: I'm born! By the way, why are there so many wild boars spawning in one place?