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[Paimon: So that's why you went to see Dr. White in the first place!]

[Valesha: I'm sorry, traveler, I didn't mean to, those were accidents, I will apologize.]

[Firelight: Valesa, I'm dying. Only drinking special milk will help me. Can you help me? (???)]

[Paimon: Ying, don't be so perverted! Tone it down! We still need to maintain a good reputation; we can't be wanted everywhere we go!]

Wendy turned around and saw Chaska standing on his weapon, looking down at him from above.

"Where did this outsider come from? So ignorant!"

Hearing the question, Wendy felt embarrassed not to answer and could only awkwardly reply:

"From Mondstadt..."

Upon hearing the other party's background, Chaska feigned sudden realization and dismissively remarked:

"Oh, from a primitive tribe."

[Fireworks: @Wendy, how can you tolerate this? You're the Wind God, how dare she look down on you like this? Confiscate her Vision immediately!]

[Wendy: I'm not such a petty god, but Mondstadt seems to be developing a little slower than other countries.]

[Jean: Kaeya, how about we send you to Nata for some advanced training?]

[Kaiya: ...Is it really necessary? I just saw you and Ying...is it really necessary to retaliate like this?!]

[Funinga: Tell me quickly, it sounds like there's some big gossip!]

[Ying: ...All I can say is that Captain Jean's buttocks truly embody the spirit of the Knights!]

[Qin: Ying, don't talk nonsense, there are still children in the group (〃ノωノ)]

"System: As for the lottery, everyone can participate themselves. I'm heading off now, it's time to go home..."

Wendy: One bottle of 52° Niulanshan Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor)

[Mavika: Give Ginich's weapon back to him]

[Chaska: A practical book, "How to Resolve Conflicts Between Others" by Aha]

Page 1: Before the fight starts, offer them drinks laced with laxatives, and they'll be too scared to fight.

[Ginitch: A 3D Maneuver Gear (from Attack on Titan)]

[Valesha: The Ox Charm (from Jackie Chan Adventures)]

{Thanks to Xi Ri Yan Yang, Chu Shan of Lingyun Mountain, Zhen Jie, Xu Mao who loves Jin Hu Chun tea, Qi Lao Zu who loves Ling Yu Wan (fish balls), and Gu Wu Shang who generated this message with love.}

Thank you to Baoding who loves stir-fried pork heart with pickled peppers, the female protagonist in disguise who is my harem, the calm and collected scyther, and the three who gave their love and support.

Thank you to Chenxi and Qingfeng for their love and support.

Thanks to Zhou Haiping, who loves Russian-style soup, for the update reminder!

Chapter 112 Star God Direct Recruitment [Part 1] (First Update)

"System: Hello everyone, if you could choose your own destiny, which one would you choose!"

[Qingque: What a great thing! I want to have fun! I want to slack off!]

[Ying: It must be memories! I want time to stop so I can get close to a beautiful girl!]

[Rin: That's right! I want to be the female lead in an anime! Handsome guys, your big sister is coming!]

[Star: You two don't know how to play at all. Of course, the Cognition Modification series is the best!]

[Fu Li: This isn't how you play with the power of memory! I'm adding one more rule: don't let the fate of memory become distorted!]

[Gold Sand: Then I want the power of nothingness; it will be enough for me to eliminate my enemies!]

[Potio: That guy is my target, guys from the company, don't try to steal my prey.]

Kiana: I don't need anything else, just an expedition will do. I'm going to other worlds to steal more Mei!

[Mei: Kiana, come into the room, let's talk this out... Aww...]

[Honkai Impact 3rd's Theresa: Youth is wonderful! Such a loud shout.]

"Star God Direct Recruitment"

(Source: 2024 Bengbu Iron New Year Party)

The show begins with a familiar old friend, Jimi, giving an opening speech.

"Hello everyone, I'm your host, Jimi. Welcome to the Lunar New Year special program sponsored by Interstellar Peace Company."

Star God Direct Hire! Find your destiny on Star God Direct Hire and talk directly with the Star God!

"Today we have invited ten star gods."

The camera gave close-ups of each star god.

"They are—nothingness."

Bubbling Purple Slime

A wisp of floating matter formed from various masks.

Its appearance is that of a silicon-based life form with the same color scheme as the Starry Sky Train.

A beautiful woman with tree branches growing from her head, and many eye-like markings on her body, one of which she plucked off and played with.

Centaur wearing blue armor

Uniquely shaped cookies

A heart-shaped head, a human upper body, an insect's lower body, and it's holding something that looks like a larva.

A giant robot that only has a head left and doesn't need to look people in the eye.

Humanoid creature wearing a crystal royal robe

After introducing the ten Star Gods, Gimi began to introduce the main character.

"Now, please welcome our female guest for this episode, the Pioneer—to the stage!"

[Hipper: Why?! Even Void called out, but not me!]

[Akivili: That's different. Calling on that nothingness guy is useless; he was probably dragged there by Aha.]

[Aha: My dearest friend! You know me so well!]

[Pleasant Goat: Handsome Bro, I've found your little brother!]

[Handsome Guy: Where is he? Where is Blackie? ...No, Blackie is a preserved egg, not a slime.]

[Ying: Now that you mention it, it's quite accurate; it does resemble it.]

[Black Tower: If Interstellar Peace Corporation really does produce this show, remember to invite me to participate.]

[Ruan Mei: I want to participate too!]

[PhD slide: Count me in, I want to study this too]

[Yae no Miko: Kage, there's another slice here, quickly slice it!]

[Scattered soldier: Leave it to me, I'll make him wish he were dead.]

The torture instrument I specially bought from Qiong's recycling station—the Thousand-Year Kill Bench.

[Xing: Bro! You're a living devil! You have this thing too!]

[Aha: Aha, let me enchant you! Apply Death Pepper, rub on mustard, spray on alcohol... Done!]

[Doctor's slice: ...Damn you, don't let me catch you! I'll make you wish you were dead!]

Narrator: Bragging Ferrer, no slouching...

All the lights shone on Xing. Seeing that she was still playing with Peipei and completely oblivious to what was happening, Jimi quickly reminded her:

"Um, Trail Blazers, please introduce yourself."

Upon hearing Jimi's words, Xing turned to look at the camera and introduced herself:

Seeing that Xing seemed unwilling to cooperate, Jimi said awkwardly, "Could you say something a little longer?"

Xing complied with his request, repeating, "A little longer."

"Tsk," Jimi clicked his tongue in disdain, and quickly, he used his professional skills to skip this step:

"Our guest today is quite talkative! Uh, now the director will cut to a short video clip, please look at the big screen."

Silver Wolf was looking at the program script backstage, so Blade was in charge of directing.

The story of Xing began playing on the big screen.

First Impressions During a Job Search

Xing was rummaging through the trash cans in Belleburg, with trash on his head, holding up gold and silver trash, and happily exclaimed, "Found it!"

Xing got drunk and slept hugging a trash can.

On the Star Train, Blade is fighting while sitting on Danheng, Xing is sleeping in a trash can, Himeko and Welt are arguing, and Pam is dancing.

Xing, carrying a baseball bat, looked at Hook seriously.

How much will be paid for this mission?

"Finally shipped!"

Star stood in front of Pam waiting for the carriage to open, a flash of gold...

"Starry Sky Railway, initiating!"

Paimon: This is a real star! Not a trace of fakeness.

[March 7th: Indeed, but I can't see any good qualities at all; it's getting more and more abstract!]

[Captain: As expected of the most abstract universe in miHoYo's universe, it's all hilarious!]

[Nicole: Is the Star Train a legitimate organization?]

[Uncle Yang: Star Train is an absolutely legitimate and compliant organization, but whether its members are legitimate or not is another matter!]

[Shameless: That sounds so familiar! I feel like I've heard it somewhere before.]