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Realizing she had misunderstood, Vivian fled the room in an instant, her speed exceeding the limits of human vision.

After hearing Vivian's scream, Zhe from the next room came to Ling's room.

"What's going on? Why is there such a commotion?"

Seeing her brother's dazed expression, Ling teased him:

"Brother, you missed something good just now."

[Himeko: It's so great to be young! You run so fast!]

[Matt Kai: This is youth!]

[Star: Sure enough, only after they were on the same wavelength did Vivian realize how awkward the situation had been.]

[Vivian: How could that be? If it were me, I would have pounced on them already! With two rope craftsmen together, how could they possibly run away? It would be such a waste of such a good opportunity!]

"System: You three, go do the lottery! I'm going to find the next video."

[Vivian: Great! These are the clothes that the Rope Craftsman wore, one set for each of us!]

Zhe: Sister, the clothes we threw away in the washing machine yesterday are gone...

[Ring: Whatever, let me see what I get... a box of blue pills]

Who wants this? I'm a woman, I don't really need it.

[Empty: Give me some.]

[Ying: Bro, what's the point of having a girlfriend if you don't have one? Could it be...?]

[Kong: What are you thinking! I'm just curious whether abyssal monsters and native monsters can produce stronger offspring to expand my forces.]

[Yuan Shang: This is not a reason for me to work hard, you beast! At least you were human at first, but later you didn't even look human anymore (?ω? )]

[Disintegrating Organisms → Abundant Soldiers → Abundant Black Deer → Breeding Swarm → Shattered Star King Insect]

[Ruan Mei: Although I'm also very curious, are you serious about the last one? The size difference...]

[Zhe: Oh right, I haven't seen mine yet... A shiny female monster with super strength? I don't want it, I don't have that kind of weird XP, I'll give it to Baiqi Heavy Industries instead!]

[Koreta: Thanks! At least I have some free labor!]

{Thanks to Daoce for the bubble tea}

Thanks to Daoce, Gu Wushang, Magic Cube Warrior, and Zack, the Lord of the Four Heavens Dragons, for their hard work and dedication.

Thanks to Daoce and Xuxin Dudu for the flower.

Thanks to DarkNightZero, the ever-calm Scizor, Joyful Order--Haa, Mingyou who loves roasted coconut chips, DarkNightZero, and the three who fueled this with love!

Chapter 111 Oh no, Mondstadt has become a primitive tribe (Second update)

"System: There are some Genshin Impact fan-made works today, which will unlock the secrets of Teyvat."

[Wendy: What other secrets does Teyvat hold, old man? Do you know?]

[Zhongli: In terms of general rationality, I know 99.99% of the secrets of Teyvat!]

[Paimon: You guys don't know the system's characteristics yet?! What legitimate secret could it possibly be?]

"System: Paimon, you dared to slander me! You must be punished! For the rest of today, I will forcibly teleport you to watch others eat delicious food. Your sense of smell will be doubled, but you cannot eat anything! (?????)"

[Luminous: Wow, Paimon's frozen in place!]

"System: It's starting! Everyone, get your stools and snacks ready!"

The Legend of the Goddess of March

(Source: YouTuber)

The Traveler Kong is about to unlock a new map, so he specially returned to Liyue to find Zhongli to find out about the situation.

"I heard our next stop isn't Zhidong, but something called Nadekka. What kind of place is that?"

(Note: This is not a typo by the author.)

Zhongli took a sip of tea and slowly began to explain:

"That will start in March..."

Before Zhongli could say much, the storyteller Tian Tiezui stole the show.

"At that time, there were three such people in Teyvat..."

Kong looked at Tian Tiezui, who had suddenly appeared and interrupted, and felt somewhat displeased.

Hey! I didn't ask you!

Tian Tiezui ignored Kong's words and continued explaining his story.

"They are the moon, a mooncake, and a moon card!"

The goddesses of March take turns ruling the night sky, bringing love and warmth to the world.

(March Goddess Rainbow Trail JPG.)

Later, the monthly cards were all claimed, the mooncakes were all eaten, the moon set, and Heaven put a new moon in the sky to replace it.

Thus ended the era of the March goddess, Teyvat.

[Tianli: When did the Goddess of March become these three unidentified objects? How come I didn't know that?]

[Star: I'm a fictional historian! There's no fiction involved, it's all fabricated history!]

[Ying: The other two are at least somewhat related, but who puts a mooncake as a goddess? Is miHoYo trying to play with abstract concepts?]

[Daweiqiu: It's none of my business! The company now belongs to Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya, go find her.]

[Qiong: I feel that making March 7th and the neighboring San Mouqi into March Goddesses would be more reasonable than these two!]

[Tian Tiezui: Everyone, believe me! I, Tian Tiezui, am not the kind of person who lacks professional ethics; I wouldn't tell such unofficial history.]

System: Draw faster, there's another one coming.

[Sora: All-purpose lubricant (to protect your flower)... I told you I'm not a pervert! You bastard!]

[Zhongli: Three auspicious coins touched by the Geo Archon... System, are you making me produce and consume them myself?]

Wendy: Oh no, Mondstadt has turned into a primitive tribe!

(Source: YouTuber)

[Jean: Is Mondstadt's technology really that backward? It seems alright.]

[Fire: Commander Qin, why don't you travel to a few other countries? Inazuma's decryption is even more advanced than Mondstadt's]

"I heard that Nata is based on a primitive tribe, so I've come to see how the natives live."

Wendy flew above Nata, enjoyed the view from above, and then descended in a 360° Thomas Flair.

Not long after they started flying, Wendy's body was covered by a shadow. When she looked up, she was almost shocked. Chaska was flying on his spear, looking at Wendy with disdain.

What is this?

The Vulcan, having rushed over, sat comfortably on her flying motorcycle, flying alongside Wendy. She took the opportunity to introduce her homeland to the foreign guest, proudly stating:

"Gulong Technology, kid!"

Wendy pointed at Kinich, who was swinging in mid-air in the distance, and looked curiously at Mavica, who had a smug look on her face.

"How can he still fly?"

Without even thinking, Mavica blurted out:

"This is a Gulong Technology hook lock."

Wendy then pointed to the device in the middle of the ancient sacred mountain, wondering how Mavica would respond.

"Gulong Technology Elevator"

A giant luminous device in the air.

Gulong Technology Solar Energy

Giant mechanical constructs that fly in the air

"Gulong Technology o Starry Sky Train"

Deadpool: Why does this feel so much like Wakanda? It's practically identical.

[Star: Holy crap! What kind of ancient dragon technology is this, the Star Train?! So there really are Black Tower dolls in the Mondstadt shops?]

[Black Tower: What? My doll is lost?! When did that happen?!]

[Ying: Now that you mention it, Mondstadt really is primitive!]

Ningguang: Liyue has crossbows, cannons, giant ships, mining machines, and immortals.

【Yae no Miko: Inazuma's Mechanical Creatures and Dolls】

Navia: The Mechanical Soldier of Fontainebleau, Steam Tools

[Kavi: Sumeru has a Void Terminal and a Gundam]

[Mavika: Nata has phlogiston and Gulong technology]

[Danheng: You're wrong to say that. Although Mondstadt alchemy and divination do develop a bit slower, their potential is much higher!]

Wendy: Some people do have good taste!

Wendy finally pointed to Valesa, who was wearing a mask, and saw her leap over a mountain.

Wendy looked at Mavica curiously:

"What is this Gulong Technology?"

This time, Mavica didn't mention Gulong Technology; she used a different reason:

"This is a pure Nata (???)"

[Ruan o Mei: Are all pure Nata people like this? That's amazing, I hope we can study it.]

[Water Elf Shaman: Impossible! If all Natalyas were really like this, the Abyss invasion wouldn't have happened so quickly.]

[Luminous: But I have to admit, getting hit by Valesha's falling attack is actually quite a treat!]