A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

The fierce-looking woman he mentioned was probably Kanzaki Kaori.

Unbeknownst to Touma Kamijou, a hidden corner of his house had been fitted with listening magic, and Kanzaki Kaori, standing in the distance, wore an icy expression.

How dare you call me a fierce and menacing monster?

We'll settle the score with you after we recover Index.

Stiyl is now able to get out of bed and walk, but his gait is strange, and he looks like he's limping.

"Boss! I'm going to avenge myself this time no matter what! If I ever run into that man again... I'm going to shove a red-hot iron rod down his urethra!" Steele said through gritted teeth.

Kanzaki Kaori sighed, rubbing her forehead. Why were all the people on her side so unreliable?

So, how accurate was the information provided by Tsuchimikado?

Kanzaki Kaori reassured Stiyl while simultaneously gathering intelligence.

Yamabuki Hanajin found a place to sit down: "Since you want to protect Index, then go over there and punch her until she can't get up."

"If only things were that simple. The problem is that if Index's memories aren't erased before midnight today, her head will explode from the excessive memories. How can I harm her because of my own selfish desires?" Touma Kamijou looked at his right hand.

This right hand is of no help at all in this situation.

Yamabuki Hanakami raised her fan and slammed it hard on Kamijou Touma's head.

Kamijou Touma let out a painful scream.

"Kamijou, you're a science student, how could you believe such unscientific things? According to research, the human brain can store 140 years of memories. Even if Index's brain only has 15% capacity left, it can still store at least 20 years of memories. How could it only use one year? Kid, read more books, you've been fooled."

Chapter 58: Kanzaki's Werewolf Set

Kamijou Touma really wanted to slap himself.

Why didn't I think of something so simple?

How could the human brain be so simple?

While people with photographic memory are rare in real life, they do exist. If someone uses 15% of their brain capacity every year, their brain would explode by the time they are six or seven years old.

"So, I've been scammed?" Touma Kamijou clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.

"No, they might have been deceived too." Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly flipped the table, and Kamijou Touma cowered in fright. How could a perfectly normal person suddenly go crazy?

He then discovered a magic circle under his own table.

"I don't know what this thing is for, but it's definitely not a good thing." Yamabuki Hanajin threw the table out the window.

Touma Kamijou looked nervous: "This is the eighth floor... This is considered a falling object from a height..."

"This is also a teacher's privilege. You don't understand the adult world," Yamabuki Hanajin said earnestly.

What kind of privilege is this?

I think you're the one with the problem.

Touma Kamijou really wanted to complain, but he held it back.

"How do we deal with the magician who's about to come knocking?" Touma Kamijou asked.

"How would I know? I'm just your English teacher. You wouldn't let a helpless twelve-year-old girl help you fight a powerful enemy, would you?"

Touma Kamijou felt there were too many flaws in the above statement and didn't know how to respond.

Besides, weren't you very arrogant before? You were the one who injured that red-haired delinquent magician.

So it seems I'm the most innocent one!

"Yamabuki, how about I give you Index?" Kamijou Touma looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a serious expression.

"Okay! But I don't think I'll be of much use to something that I can only eat. Would it be okay if I threw her off the eighth floor?"

Index, who had fainted due to overload, stiffly raised her hand: "God of Heaven! Your lovely lamb is about to be thrown down..."

"Weren't you supposed to have passed out? Why are you still conscious? Did you hear everything we said earlier? Don't you always claim to be an expert in magic? Do you even know what's going on with you right now?" Touma Kamijou asked.

Index stopped moving again.

“I have the best way to treat intermittent coma.” Yamabuki Hanajin pulled a whip from her pocket, as if Satan had descended.

Index will pass away peacefully tonight.

For the first time in his life, Touma Kamijou sincerely prayed to the gods: "World, explode!"

I'm already so confused, please stop letting this monster torment me.

"My treatment method is called pain therapy. I smear chili water on a whip and strike it on a girl's delicate skin, watching the blood bloom like beautiful flowers. The girl suffers in agony, and I record this scene... It'll definitely fetch a good price." Yamabuki Hanajin grinned maliciously.

Index opened her eyes again: "Shocking! A female teacher actually coerced a cute girl into doing this kind of thing!"

Is this Schrödinger's Index?

"Young lady, since you are a devout believer, I will surely send you to meet God. Amitabha!"

“Isn’t Amitabha Buddha a Buddhist term?” Index asked.

"What if Jesus also believed in Buddha?"

Makes sense!

……

Stiyl, who was listening from a distance, had his eyes blazing with fury.

"No matter who she is, she's dead today! Index! And that bastard who shoved me in the ass last time, I'll pay him back double this time. I'm going to fill every hole in his body with my own! I'm going to make him pay double!" Stiyl felt incredibly humiliated just thinking about what had happened before.

Kanzaki Kaori whispered from the side, "Can you beat him?"

“It doesn’t matter if I can’t beat them.” Stiyl said smugly, “I’ve already asked Tsuchimikado to buy me a super powerful magical equipment.”

Kanzaki Kaori looked on with curiosity.

Stiyl proudly pulled out a bizarrely shaped gadget!

Kanzaki Kaori's face twitched uncontrollably: "Stiyl, the shape of this equipment... it looks a bit like... underwear... and why is it made of iron..."

"This thing is called a chastity belt! With this, no one can touch my groin again. Hehehehehe! If I had this equipment last time, I wouldn't have lost so badly. I would definitely have turned the tables! Hahahaha!"

Kanzaki Kaori: "..."

As long as you're happy!

"Kanzaki, I'll prepare one for you too, just in case some pervert tries to harm you..." Stiyl pulled out another glittering gold chastity belt from somewhere.

Kanzaki Kaori's eyes lost their sparkle: "I'd rather die than wear this thing. It's too embarrassing!"

Stiyl: "..."

"By the way, did we miss some particularly important information about Index?"

Which part?

"It's about... the fact that Index's brain won't explode after a year..."

The two suddenly realized what was happening and stared at each other in disbelief.

An ominous premonition arose.

"Do you believe what she says?" Kanzaki Kaori asked.

"I don't know. All I know is that we've been doing this, and at least the girl can survive." Steele reached into his pocket for a cigarette, but since he was already wearing a chastity belt, he couldn't get the cigarette out no matter how hard he tried.

“This is the only inconvenience of this piece of equipment,” Steele said.

Kanzaki Kaori couldn't hold back any longer and turned around: "Stiyl, please don't say you know me in public in the future."

Stiyl is, after all, just a fourteen-year-old boy, so it's perfectly normal for him to be fooled by Tsuchimikado.

I knew that jerk was unreliable.

But I never expected it to be this unreliable.

"We still have to go tonight, no matter what." Kanzaki Kaori had already thought of many things.

As a saint, Kanzaki Kaori possesses unimaginable fighting power. To ensure Kanzaki Kaori's loyalty, it is necessary to find something to "bind" her.

But as a saint, Kanzaki Kaori doesn't care much about profit. She values ​​family and friendship more. So let her cultivate a friend and then use that friend to bind her.

In this way, without paying any price, one can firmly grasp the combat power of a saint.

"What a clever plan!" Kanzaki Kaori said in a low voice.

Stiyl was still reaching for her cigarette, but despite her best efforts, she couldn't get it out of her chastity belt.

In the end, Stiyl gave up; powerful equipment naturally has its drawbacks.

"By the way, Kanzaki-neechan, is what you said about encountering a vampire true?" Stiyl asked.

"Of course it's true... You didn't buy some weird stuff from Tsuchimikado again, did you?" Kanzaki Kaori looked at Stiyl in horror.

"Super Miyako werewolf underwear set, with cute wolf ears! Tsuchimikado says this is the best equipment to deal with vampires."

Kanzaki Kaori silently drew her sword. "Tsuchimikado, how many pieces do you want to be cut into?"

Chapter 59: Do you think you're capable again?

Index fell asleep again.

Kamijou Touma was waiting for the two magicians to come to his door.

"It's already this late, shouldn't we grab something to eat?" Yamabuki Hanajin casually flipped through the menu: "I think the lobster looks good... let's call and order some takeout."

"I'm completely broke, please let me go. If this continues, I won't even have money for instant noodles. What did I do in my past life to deserve meeting you in this one?" Kamijou Touma knelt on the ground, his hands clasped together.

May a deity come and take this thing away!

Although Index has a big appetite, she eats very ordinary food, and she doesn't pick and choose her food when she's hungry.

But Yamabuki Hanajin is completely different.

Regardless of whether we can finish it all, let's order a whole bunch of expensive-looking dishes first.