A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

Teacher Xiaomeng had already arrived in the classroom and saw that the students who needed tutoring had all arrived in twos and threes.

Among them are not only blue-haired men with earrings, but also the multi-faceted spy Tsuchimikado.

Ms. Xiaomeng is not only the teacher of this class, but also the class's beloved pet.

"I deliberately failed the course just so I could listen to Teacher Xiaomeng's lectures! Teacher Xiaomeng! Look this way." The blue-haired girl with earrings waved happily to Teacher Xiaomeng.

Teacher Xiaomeng was both angry and helpless: "Before class, I have something to announce to everyone. There was supposed to be an English tutoring session today, but the English teacher suddenly took leave, so a new English teacher will be tutoring you today. Teacher Nangong, these are my lovely students."

When these beasts saw Nangong Nayue walk in, they all howled like wolves.

The blue-haired girl with the earring clutched her chest tightly: "I can't take it anymore! My heart has been pierced by Cupid's arrow! I have a disease that will kill me if I don't get artificial respiration! Teacher Nangong wouldn't just stand by and watch me die, would he?"

Both boys and girls looked at Nangong Nayue with great interest.

Yamabuki Hanajin sighed softly. How could she not know what boys of this age were thinking?

She wrote her name on the blackboard.

"Nangong Nayue is twenty-six years old this year and is an English teacher."

"Twenty-six years old?" Tsuchimikado was also taken aback.

There was once an urban legend that Academy City had actually researched a way to achieve immortality, and a female high school teacher was the test subject. Although she was quite old, she still maintained the appearance of a loli.

Of course, everyone knows who I'm talking about.

Tsuchimikado looked at Nangong Nayue with a solemn expression.

"I initially thought it was just a rumor, but now it seems that Academy City might actually have mastered the technology of immortality. This guy looks like a primary school student, probably twelve or thirteen years old! How could he be twenty-six?" Tsuchimikado thought to himself.

He's a double agent; he could make a fortune selling this information to the magic side.

At that moment, the blue-haired girl with the earring suddenly raised her hand: "Teacher, can I have your contact information? I want to learn English with you anytime, anywhere."

Yamabuki Hanajin, holding a fan, smacked the blue-haired girl with the earring hard on the head: "You think I don't know what you're thinking? I've been your age before."

"Teacher, I won't mind your age. After all, I'm very tolerant of women, not just those who are considered 'fallen heroines,' but also god-sisters, godmothers, goddaughters, twins, widows, senior students, junior students, classmates, female teachers, childhood sweethearts, rich heiresses, blondes, black hair, brown hair, silver hair, long hair, medium-length hair, short hair, straight or curly hair, permed hair, pigtails, single pigtails, double braids, single braids, waves, messy curls, frizzy hair, sailor uniforms, suit-style uniforms, gym uniforms, judo uniforms." Archery uniform, nanny, nurse, maid, policewoman, shrine maiden, nun, soldier, secretary, loli, shota, tsundere, cheerleader, flight attendant, waitress, black gothic outfit, white gothic outfit, cheongsam, sickly beautiful girl, eccentric girl, delusional, dual personality, queen, princess, stockings, garter stockings, cross-dressing, glasses, eye patch, bandages, school swimsuit, one-piece swimsuit, bikini swimsuit, V-neck swimsuit, thin rope swimsuit, monster, ghost, animal-eared girl, etc.—all kinds of women are within my acceptable range!

"..." Yamabuki Hanajin thought she was the most shameless person in the world, but today, she met someone even more shameless than herself!

Yamabuki Hanajin stiffly turned her head to look at Komoe-sensei: "These are your students? You must have a tough time."

Teacher Xiaomeng clenched her little fist: "Although many of my students are abnormal, they are all good students."

Yamabuki Hanajin never expected that Teacher Komoe would be so tolerant. If it were her, she would have hung up this pervert and bled him out long ago.

At this moment, Tsuchimikado, who was standing next to him, added insult to injury: "Teacher, please don't listen to his nonsense. He's just a simple lolicon."

The blue-haired man with the earring said with a compassionate expression, "No, I don't just like little girls, I'm a pervert who likes even little girls, you know?"

"Teacher Xiaomeng, can I call the police and have him arrested?" Yamabuki Hanajin complained.

Teacher Xiaomeng gave a helpless, bitter smile.

It seems these students usually give her quite a headache.

"Alright. I don't care if you're perverts or lolicon, there's an English test now. Anyone who fails... hmph, you'll all have to repeat the year." Yamabuki Hanajin slammed her hand on the table, exuding an imposing aura.

Oh no, I slammed my hand on the table too hard, it hurts.

The boy with blue hair and earrings eagerly raised his hand and asked, "Teacher, if we have to repeat a grade, will you be responsible for teaching us English?"

"No, I'm just filling in for a class today, only for one day."

"In that case, we'll have to show our true strength. Tsuchimikado, we're brothers, you won't just stand by and watch me die, will you?" The blue-haired man with the earring looked at Tsuchimikado.

Tsuchimikado nodded seriously: "Of course I would not stand by and watch someone die."

That's right, definitely best buddies!

However, Tsuchimikado himself is a multi-talented spy, so a small English test shouldn't be a problem for him.

Yamabuki Hanajin took out a stack of English test papers and asked Teacher Xiaomeng to distribute them.

The moment Tsuchimikado received the exam paper, he was completely taken aback.

"What kind of test paper is this? Shouldn't English focus on spoken language? Why is the whole thing full of super difficult grammar? What is this? I can't understand it at all!" Tsuchimikado looked at the test paper in his hand in despair, then looked up at Nangong Nayue who was elegantly drinking tea.

"Wait... this smell... it's definitely more than just black tea, there must be bar in it too! Could this really be a 26-year-old loli? I can't tell at all!" Tsuchimikado thought to himself.

He felt that he might be in the same grade as his younger sister next year.

"Hmm? There's still one exam paper left? Is anyone missing?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the students below with curiosity.

Teacher Xiaomeng said, "It must be because Kamijou didn't come. He hasn't come for three days in a row."

It's that unlucky guy again?

"When was the last time he came for tutoring?" Nangong Nayue asked.

"The first day of summer vacation."

"That means... I came with him the day I became Yujiro Hanma. Then I skipped three days of class in a row... which means..." Yamabuki Hanajin immediately realized that tonight was the night Stiyl and Kanzaki Kaori would reclaim Index.

"Since that's the case, let's just make him repeat the year! I'll check on him after school later. Hmph, daring to skip my class, Touma Kamijou, looks like you're in for a rough time!"

"Hahaha! A-Shang failed a year! I'm so happy!" Tsuchimikado burst into laughter.

"We must tell Ah Shang this good news!" Blue hair and earring.

Chapter 57: Good brothers should be all together

"Aaaaaah! Why did I fail too?" Tsuchimikado screamed, kneeling on the ground. "These questions are completely unreasonable and don't reflect reality at all. What's the point of this kind of education?"

"Hahaha! I failed the course too! You're a true brother!" The blue-haired man with the earring laughed heartily.

"You can still laugh? I'm about to be in the same grade as my sister! I'm sure Mai-ka will laugh at me to death!" Tsuchimikado wailed.

Yamabuki Hanajin held up the test papers in her hand: "Congratulations to you two. You are the only two students in the class who failed. After the summer vacation, congratulations on repeating the first year."

"No!" Tsuchimikado cried out, clutching his head in despair.

At that moment, the blue-haired boy with the earring suddenly raised his hand and said in a gentlemanly manner, "Teacher, I have a small request. Could you please give me your worn socks? I promise I will study English hard from now on."

A minute later, the blue-haired girl with the earring was hanging in the classroom, tied up with a very professional technique, and had a sock stuffed in her mouth.

"Could it be...could it be...these are the socks that Teacher Nangong wore...This feeling is just too blissful..." The blue-haired man with the earring seemed to be in heaven, completely oblivious to the fact that he was being watched by a group of people.

From the day he started school, he was marked as a pervert.

But I never expected him to be this twisted.

Tsuchimikado said with a sly grin, "My good brother! Although Teacher Nangong did the binding himself, the sock you're talking about is one I wore..."

"vomit……"

The blue-haired man with the earring suddenly felt terrible: "You...we're all good brothers, how could you scheme against me!"

"Hmph! If I really got Nangong-sensei's socks, why would I give them to you?" Tsuchimikado laughed. "Although I only have one little sister in my heart, Mai-ka, who can refuse a twenty-six-year-old loli?"

The blue hair and earrings make me feel like the whole world is going to collapse.

"My life is so dark! Lady Luck, please smile upon me! Send me a little girl! Let's have a sweet and sour cohabitation!"

The girls in the class all looked at the blue-haired man with the eyes of someone looking at trash.

"How disgusting..."

"Yeah! It's disgusting!"

"He's a pervert!"

Yamabuki Hanajin held an English test paper in her hand: "I'll take this test paper to that kid Kamijou. Don't say I didn't give him a chance."

Most importantly, there's definitely going to be some fun stuff tonight.

Teacher Xiaomeng smiled gently and said, "As expected, Teacher Nangong is also a gentle and good teacher..."

Yamabuki Hanajin laughed like a sinister witch: "If he fails his exam, I'll pull his intestines out of his stomach, boil them into a soup, and feed it to him. I suppose that will make Kamijou Touma a good boy in the future... Hehehe!"

Teacher Xiaomeng was almost scared to tears.

How can there be such a terrible teacher in the world! Mom! I want to go home!

Yamabuki Hanajin was very familiar with Kamijou Touma's house, and she used a spatial magic spell to arrive there directly.

At this moment, Touma Kamijou was in a slump and had no idea that someone had come to his house.

Yamabuki Hanajin picked up her fan and smacked Kamijou Touma on the head.

"Ouch! Who is it? Hmm? That familiar ahoge... Yamabuki?" Touma Kamijou immediately recognized the person from the ahoge.

"You're quite clever. I came all this way just to bring you the exam paper." Yamabuki Hanajin proudly handed over the exam paper.

"Exam paper..."

"If you fail today's English test, you'll have to repeat the year when school starts after summer vacation," Yamabuki Hanajin said mercilessly.

Kamijou Touma was completely taken aback upon hearing this.

I've just gotten myself into a bunch of messes, and now I have to take an English test? And if I fail, I'll have to repeat the year?

Is this really that outrageous?

"Wait a minute. Who made this rule? It's just an English test, why can it determine whether a student will repeat a grade?" Touma Kamijou shouted. "I'm going to protest to the school!"

"Protest denied. Because I made the rules. Good luck, kid. Don't even think about cheating. I have no liking for students who cheat." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Kamijou Touma with schadenfreude.

"What role are you playing today?"

"Your school's English teacher."

"What about our original English teacher?"

"I tied him up and hung him on the roof. Don't worry, he won't die in a day," Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly.

Kamijou Touma looked at the little girl in front of him and wondered what was wrong with her annoying and self-centered personality.

"And I don't have time to take an English test at all right now. I'm facing an unprecedented crisis!" Touma Kamijou exclaimed.

"Are the church people going to take back Index?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

Touma Kamijou was stunned: "You knew everything? Are you here to help me? That's great! You must have a way to deal with that fierce woman."