A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

Anyway, it's not my money that's being spent.

"We should cherish food. Wasting is wrong and shameful. How about we have two bowls of fried rice?"

"If there's no lobster, I can barely eat deep-sea double-headed abalone."

"Which village did you run away from, Princess? Please, you should go back to your village. I really can't afford to support you." Touma Kamijou's wallet could no longer withstand this dragon-like onslaught.

"Kid! If you keep being so stingy, you'll never get a girlfriend in the future."

"I never intended to have a girlfriend." Touma Kamijou looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "Why is my life so tragic? Why is even this thought wrong? All I want is a gentle older sister to comfort me? Why is that so hard?"

"boom!!!!"

The dormitory door suddenly exploded from the outside.

The lovely older sister has arrived.

Kanzaki Kaori, who was about to straddle a two-meter-long katana.

Kamijou Touma finally couldn't hold back his tears.

"This type of older sister is not what I want at all! Is there someone gentler! Someone with bigger breasts! Someone I can lean on with my head on her lap and act cute..." Before Kamijou Touma could finish speaking, Kanzaki Kaori slashed him away with her scabbard.

"I accidentally knocked away something that looked like a person." Kanzaki Kaori said coldly.

Yamabuki Hanajin discovers that Kanzaki Kaori is wearing a pair of very cute wolf ears on her forehead.

"Hmm? Could it be the same style of equipment as the Fallen Angel Maid Outfit?" Yamabuki Hanajin stood on tiptoe to touch the wolf's ears with a look of surprise.

Kanzaki Kaori looked at the girl in front of her, who was only eleven or twelve years old, and said patiently, "Little sister, why are you here? Being with perverts will corrupt you. Leave quickly."

Kamijou Touma struggled to his feet, trembling as he raised his hand: "I'm not a pervert! I can vouch for myself!"

My life was already a mess, so why did life drag me into so many absurd things?

"I'm not a little sister, I'm a teacher. It's nice to meet you again, Kanzaki Kaori." Yamabuki Hanajin greeted the wolf girl Kanzaki Kaori in front of her: "Do you have a habit of cosplaying? I think this kind of prop is only sold in some kind of adult store. I didn't expect you, a priestess, to be so open about it. I'm impressed!"

Kanzaki Kaori's face instantly turned bright red, as if it were on fire: "That's not true! I was tricked! Someone said that wearing this thing can prevent vampires..."

"The person who said that couldn't be Tsuchimikado, could it? No way? No way? It's the 21st century now, and there are still people who believe what Tsuchimikado says?" Yamabuki Hanajin covered her mouth with her fan and gave a queenly smile: "How could a vampire be afraid of something like that? The only thing that can make a vampire afraid is sunlight, because that stuff is bad for the skin."

Kanzaki Kaori grabbed the wolf's ear and threw it on the ground: "I knew that bastard was playing me!"

Stiyl, standing nearby, added, "But you still believed it."

Kanzaki Kaori: "..."

Would it kill you to say one less word?

"Speaking of which, your ahoge (cowlick) looks exactly like a certain vampire's?" Kanzaki Kaori reached out to pluck the ahoge from Yamabuki Hana's head.

"That day's vampire was me, and the previous one, Hanma Yujiro, was also me. There's nothing I can do about it; people change every day." Yamabuki Hanajin revealed a cute and charming smile.

Stiyl, with a cigarette butt between his teeth, said, "I was afraid I'd have nowhere to turn to, but you actually came to me. You remember me, you bastard... You're the one who made me suffer that humiliation, made me unable to walk properly for days, and even made me a laughingstock... Don't think I'll let you go just because you look cute now..."

Yamabuki Hanajin grabbed Kamijou Touma, who was standing next to her, and said, "How about I give him to you? Consider it an apology."

"Why did you send me away? What am I to you?" Kamijou Touma yelled.

"Stop playing dumb with me. I've found the best equipment to deal with you, little girl. Don't cry later, or I'll fill all the holes in your body!" Stiyl grinned maliciously.

"How can you say such a perverted thing so calmly? Aren't you a complete pervert? Why are you blushing? Did your previous experience make you feel happy? This is ridiculous!" Touma Kamijou felt that his mouth was not enough to express his complaints.

Why do these magicians and superpowered individuals behave so strangely? As an ordinary person, I simply can't understand it!

Kanzaki Kaori pretends not to know Stiyl.

Having a partner like that around is incredibly embarrassing.

Suddenly, Stiyl waved his hand and took off his robe.

The three people in the room opened their eyes wide.

Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes widened in horror: "I never... I never imagined that someone in this world would actually wear their underwear on the outside... and even metal underwear at that... How could you possibly wear something like that in public! Don't you have any sense of shame? Kanzaki Kaori, please control your perverted companion!"

Kanzaki Kaori covered her face with her hand: "I'm sorry, I don't know him."

"Hmph. This is called a chastity belt. Once you put on this invincible equipment, you won't be able to touch my lower body. You demon, surrender, and I will destroy you in the name of the Lord." Stiyl let out a perverted laugh.

So, your previous experiences really did cause you to have a mental breakdown?

While I deeply sympathize with you, that is no excuse for you to become a psychopath.

"Enough talk! Let's start the war!" Yamabuki Hanajin raised his hand high.

Stiyl, with a maniacal grin, chanted the Fire Word spell.

I have the equipment you don't! I have the upper hand!

"Go to hell crying and apologize to me! Hahaha!" Stiyl's entire demeanor has completely collapsed.

"The Chains of Discipline, the Ultimate Technique, the Super Shameful Tortoise Shell Binding!"

Chapter 60: Stiyl: "I'm not clean anymore!"

Flames burned fiercely in Stiyl's palms. As an outstanding fire mage, he was able to create temperatures of thousands of degrees, enough to melt not only the human body but also steel.

Moreover, before this, he had placed talismans in every corner of the apartment to ensure a smoother summoning and killing of the Witch King.

With a wave of her hand, Yamabuki Hanajin sent out the Chains of Discipline like bullets, binding Stiyl from different angles and leaving him hanging in mid-air in a very humiliating manner.

"Ahhh... my chest feels so tight..."

"Don't make such seductive noises! I'll have nightmares tonight!" Touma Kamijou yelled in despair.

I don't want to hear a man make that kind of sound.

The Chains of Discipline are equipment forged by the gods, and are by no means something a mere fire mage could withstand. Thus, Stiyl was completely and utterly defeated.

Kanzaki Kaori covered her eyes, pretending not to see.

"So what if you hang me up? I'm already wearing new gear, you can't touch my lower body! Hmph, all sweaty, little girl!" Even though Stiyl was hanging up, she still spoke very arrogantly.

Yamabuki Hanajin, holding her cute little face, tilted her head slightly: "Who told you that men can only use their lower bodies?"

Stiyl looked at that innocent yet terrifying face and a chill ran down his spine.

"What do you mean by that...?"

Yamabuki Hanakami waved her hand and took out a toy.

Toys shaped like gold.

This toy is generally a good companion for girls.

"I bought this at a store when I came here. It was on sale, 20% off." Yamabuki Hanajin approached Stiyl step by step with the toy in hand.

"What...what are you going to do? Don't come any closer!!!"

Yamabuki Hanajin wore a smile that would make even a devil feel ashamed: "Good boy, open your mouth, I'll put it in!"

Stiyl said resolutely, "I would rather die than open my mouth! A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. You might as well kill me."

Yamabuki Hanajin stretched out her little hand and pinched the fire mage's nose. Stiyl held his breath, his face turning red.

I will absolutely not admit defeat!

But... there are limits to human capabilities!

My limit for holding my breath as a human is only one minute!

Stiyl's face turned bright red.

"I'll just open my mouth and sneak a breath! She probably won't notice..."

Stiyl had just opened his mouth a crack.

"There's a flaw!" Yamabuki Hanajin shoved the toy directly into Stiyl's mouth, leaving no trace.

"Ugh..."

“Good boy! Do you know why this toy is 20% off? I heard from the shop owner that it was second-hand, and the previous owners were a gay couple…” Yamabuki Hanajin smiled smugly.

Stop talking!

I'm too ashamed to live anymore!

Kanzaki, I'm no longer pure, you should just kill me!

Stiyl, unable to rise again.

"Alright, I've taken care of the most troublesome one. Now let's get down to business." Yamabuki Hanajin pointed at Index, who was sleeping soundly beside her: "What are you planning to do with that little girl?"

Kanzaki Kaori trembled at the sight of Stiyl's miserable state.

It's more than just cruel.

That's absolutely cruel!

“Ahem, we have to take Index with us. We can’t risk this child’s life. What if your judgment is wrong?” Kanzaki Kaori said.

Yamabuki Hanajin snapped her fingers with her small hand: "Kamijou, go!"

Touma Kamijou asked with a curious look, "Tom who?"

Kanzaki Kaori gripped the knife coldly. "If you dare touch a single finger of this child, I'll chop off all ten of your fingers."

"Don't let my appearance as a 26-year-old English teacher fool you. My true identity is that of a witch, and I'm proficient in all kinds of magic. The church must have placed the Shakya Shackles spell on this child. To avoid attracting attention, the magic circle would definitely be hidden in a very concealed place, such as inside the body." Yamabuki Hanajin analyzed seriously, "Your right hand's ability can erase all magic, so all you need to do is destroy the magic circle."

"What you're saying makes perfect sense... but where exactly is the magic circle?" Touma Kamijou naturally wanted to help Index.

“Hmm… let’s strip Index naked…” A sudden inspiration flashed in Yamabuki Hanajin’s mind.

Upon hearing Yamabuki Hanajin say that, Kamijou Touma couldn't help but think of some inappropriate things.

Is it...

Could magic truly be etched into...?

Touma Kamijou glanced at Index's skirt.

Kanzaki Kaori said coldly, "If you dare to look at me with such a lewd expression again, I'll gouge your eyes out."

What a scary older sister!