A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

The remaining eleven people fell silent.

Why are they so dedicated to the Human Completion Project?

Isn't it all about making up for humanity's flaws? To achieve immortality?

Many of them had decayed bodies, and some had even been replaced by machines.

They don't have much time left.

"Both EVAs have been defeated. What if the monsters continue to ravage us?"

"Isn't there a third one..."

Before the high-ranking official could finish speaking, the connection was suddenly cut off.

The remaining ten people immediately sent someone to investigate, and found that the high-ranking official had been burned to ashes by the radiation heat.

That monster is hunting down the higher-ups at SEELE.

The remaining ten people felt fear.

The first one is Gendo Ikari, and then the second one...

Who is the third?

However, what they didn't know was that death had already arrived, their era had ended, and the so-called Human Completion Project had long been targeted by monsters.

If you can't escape Earth, then just sit there and wait to die.

Yamabuki Hanajin fought her way from the Eastern Hemisphere to the Western Hemisphere, bombarding all the locations marked by the system.

All of Seele's top executives were killed in less than a day.

His subordinates suffered countless casualties.

Whether it can be reorganized remains to be seen.

"What a fulfilling day!" Yamabuki Hanajin sat on a small island in the South Pacific, gazing at the stars. "That's all for today. I'll talk about singing a happy song for Asuka next time! Time for bed, waaaah!"

P.S.: I just finished watching the new theatrical version of The Finale a few days ago, and it almost killed me with its angst. I was waiting for some sweet moments, but instead, I got a mouthful of broken glass.

Chapter 55: Today I am... the Witch of the Gap, Nangong Nayue

It's another new morning.

Yamabuki Hanakami woke up feeling sore all over.

"Yesterday's global tour! It was too much exercise for me!" Yamabuki Hanajin braced herself on the bed with both hands, preparing to use all her strength and steely will to get out of bed.

then……

"Failed to get up, might as well sleep a little longer." Yamabuki Hanajin relaxed completely and climbed back into bed.

So, who did I become today? And who's the person in bed with me?

As Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and groped around, a girl's scream suddenly came from beside her.

"Oh no! Something strange has gotten into the teacher's bed!"

Hmm? This voice sounds familiar?

With all her might, Yamabuki Hanajin finally managed to open her eyes a crack.

The girl in the bed, looking completely surprised, was actually...

"Good morning, Teacher Xiaomeng." Yamabuki Hanajin stretched, grabbed the blanket, curled herself up like a silkworm, and continued to sleep.

"Don't steal the blanket!" Teacher Xiaomeng, dressed in cute pajamas, stood with her hands on her hips, exuding an air of authority: "Which school are you from? Why are you at my house? Are you having any trouble? I can help you."

"We can talk later, please let me sleep for another five hours. Ouch~~"

"Stop sleeping! It's almost time for school, or you'll be late." Teacher Xiaomeng reached out to grab the blanket.

Yamabuki Hanajin buried her head directly in the blanket.

I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!

Xiao Meng glared angrily at the girl who had suddenly appeared in her bed.

"If you encounter any difficulties, you can talk to your teacher. It is also the teacher's responsibility to help teenagers with their psychological problems," Teacher Xiaomeng asked.

Yamabuki Hanajin peeked half her face out from under the covers: "I do have a question. I accidentally killed millions of people in Tokyo yesterday. Does that make me a bad kid?"

"...Are you talking about content from the game? Or content from the movie? Do you consider yourself a bad kid?"

Yamabuki Hanajin said leisurely, "I think it's incredibly cool."

Teacher Xiaomeng turned on the TV to listen to the morning news. If what this child said was true, the whole world would rush to report it.

The result was...

Peace in the world.

Sure enough, this is a child with delusions.

“Having delusions is no problem, your teacher won’t give up on you,” Teacher Xiaomeng said seriously.

"Never mind! Let me sleep for another five hours. Besides, it should be summer vacation now, right? Why do I still have to go to school?" Yamabuki Hanajin huddled in the blankets, not wanting to get out.

Staying in bed is the most comfortable thing.

Why should I step out of my comfort zone?

Isn't it better to stay in your comfort zone and lie around until you die?

"Because many students fail their exams and need tutoring! Even though those students are all a bit slow, the teacher won't give up on them!" Teacher Xiaomeng said seriously.

"Alright then! Please let me sleep for another five hours. I'll give you my answer in five hours." Yamabuki Hanajin continued to cover her head with the blanket.

Teacher Xiaomeng: "..."

Is this child beyond saving?

"It's okay if you just lie there all the time, but you'll definitely miss breakfast. Teacher can treat you!" Teacher Xiaomeng's voice was like a devil's whisper.

"Snoring."

hungry.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if people didn't need to eat?

I can lie here until the end of time.

Yamabuki Hanakami finally got out of bed with great reluctance.

Looking at her fair and tender little hands, Yamabuki Hanajin realized that she must have transmigrated into a loli today as well.

Teacher Xiaomeng covered her face with her small hands: "You actually went into my bed without wearing anything... Even though we are all girls... we should still have a sense of shame. You should know that there are many female perverts in this world."

Looking at her radiant skin and slender hands and feet, Yamabuki Hanajin wondered who she had become today.

Open the system interface.

Name: Yamabuki Hanakami (Namiya Nayuki)

Gender: Unknown (female)

Age: Unknown (claims to be 26 years old)

Ability: An everlasting ahoge (Gold quality, no explanation needed.)

Magic: Spatial Control

Weapon: Chains of Discipline

Occupation: Demon Slayer, English Teacher.

Evaluation: The Eternal Loli Witch. Although I drink, use corporal punishment, and make my students do illegal jobs for me, I am still a good teacher (confident).

The system even thoughtfully prepared a little black dress and parasol.

She slipped her fair, delicate feet into black stockings meant for young girls, then put on gorgeous boots, and wore a heavy black Gothic dress and a multi-layered gown.

Teacher Xiaomeng was cooking on the stove while standing on a stool when she turned around and saw Shan Chui Huajin dressed like this. She froze on the spot with a solemn expression.

"Hey student...it's summer now!"

"Of course I know, how could there be summer vacation if it weren't summer?"

"The temperature outside is over thirty degrees Celsius right now."

"I know too."

"Then why are you wearing so many layers? You could easily wear this all winter! It looks hot... Do you have a problem with your temperature perception? Or did you participate in some weird experiments that damaged your brain?" Teacher Xiaomeng asked seriously.

"I'm not out of my mind. It's just a little high temperature; you can solve that with sheer force."

“It won’t work! You can’t solve it with your attitude! You’ll die of heatstroke walking down the street in this outfit at over 30 degrees Celsius. If you’re with a teacher, people might even think the teacher is abusing children or physically punishing students…” Teacher Xiaomeng explained anxiously.

“You don’t need to do that. Actually, I’m already an adult,” Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously.

"You're lying! You're definitely lying! You don't look any younger than twelve! I can understand that girls like to wear cute little dresses, but it depends on the weather! Wearing such a thick dress in this weather, you'll definitely be thought to have a mental illness if you walk down the street!" Teacher Xiaomeng couldn't stop complaining.

Yamabuki Hanajin silently pulled out her ID: "I really am an adult now, look if you don't believe me."

Teacher Xiaomeng rushed over to take a look...

He looked shocked.

"Twenty-six years old... How could he be twenty-six years old? Could it be... Could it be that this child underwent some kind of human experimentation when he was young! And his physical development was frozen at this moment?"

"Teacher Xiaomeng...you have no right to judge others on this, do you? You're more like the one being used for human experimentation. You look like just an elementary school student, right? And now you're a high school teacher? Don't underestimate me, I'm a teacher too. And an English teacher at that. You're going to tutor your students, right? Leave their English to me. Hmph, it's time to show your true skills!"

Chapter 56: A Gathering Place for Perverts

Tutoring classes.