A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

Ruby urged, "Don't ask questions, just do as I say right now."

Meanwhile, Ruby had already prepared her camera, and so had Yamabuki Hanajin. The two looked at each other and suddenly high-fived, showing they were kindred spirits!

Following Ruby's instructions, Ilya went around in a circle.

His face still held a stiff smile: "Excuse me... what kind of magic is this? There's absolutely no change!"

Ruby said, "You have just unleashed the most terrifying attack a magical girl can use."

"Mmm-hmm!" Yamabuki Hanajin nodded with a serious expression.

“Please do it again!” Ruby said.

Ilya could only spin around again, feeling incredibly embarrassed, and laugh even harder.

"As expected! It's incredibly powerful!" Ruby exclaimed.

Yamabuki Hanajin kept pressing the shutter button, almost making the camera spark.

"So... what kind of magic is this? Can you tell me?!" Ilya stared blankly at Yamabuki Hanajin and Ruby.

“Go around one more time. Then I’ll tell you!” Ruby said in a tone that could deceive a child.

Ilya had no choice but to turn around one more time as Ruby requested, and this time she showed her brightest, most radiant smile.

"A decisive blow! Sister Wu! Ilya, you have just unleashed the most powerful attack of a magical girl! That is... cuteness!" Ruby exclaimed passionately.

"You were really playing me, weren't you?!" Ilya threw the ruby ​​in her hand to the ground.

She actually deceived herself into doing such a shameful thing; no wonder the halo above the angel's head has turned black.

You two are both bad people.

“Actually, I also know some basic magic. Would you like to learn it?” Ruby asked.

Little Ilya immediately became interested again.

“Grab me! Then give me a gentle swipe, imagine a light cannon firing!” Ruby said.

Yamabuki Hanajin noticed...

This is the bedroom!

Is it alright to fire a light cannon here? Yamabuki Hanajin immediately spread her wings to prepare for refuge, while at the same time, Ilya also waved her demonic hand.

"boom!!!!"

The pink light beam blasted a huge hole in the bedroom wall.

Ilya was completely stunned. What should she do?! Is there any magic to repair the walls?!

Ruby stated very responsibly, "This wand doesn't possess such useless magic; I only know how to attack! This wand will bravely advance on the path of attack and never retreat."

It was because of this explosion that Rin Tohsaka, who was not far away, sensed the magic of the ruby ​​and immediately went to investigate.

"Thank goodness I ran fast!" Yamabuki Hanajin flew down from the sky.

Suddenly, Ruby seemed to sense something and immediately said to Ilya, "Ilya, run! An evil force is coming to push the tower! You absolutely cannot stop the evil force in your current state."

Ilya was completely bewildered. Why did evil forces appear so soon after I became a magical girl? What on earth was going on?

Suddenly, a girl soaking wet appeared in front of Ruby and grabbed her with a ferocious expression.

"Let me see who this is? Isn't this the highest-ranking Mystic Code Ruby, the one who is loyal to the Lord?" Rin Tohsaka, like a demon god who had emerged from hell, grabbed Ruby and slammed her against the wall.

A large section of the wall collapsed instantly!

Ilya, standing nearby, trembled with fear; it truly was a terrifying and evil force.

"You're the one who threw me off from hundreds of meters in the air, aren't you? Now come with me to collect cards! Otherwise, I'll tear you apart right now!" Rin Tohsaka roared.

"Absolutely not!" Ruby stood up abruptly. "I absolutely refuse to be the wand of an eighteen-year-old woman. I am already Ilya's wand. This kind of young girl is exactly the kind of person I should serve!"

Rin Tohsaka tightened her grip, even though she knew she couldn't destroy the ruby ​​with her own strength, she was still furious!

But now that the die is cast, there's no use getting angry.

We have no choice but to negotiate with Ilya.

"Ilya, right! Become a magical girl! Starting tomorrow, let's collect cards together and save the world." Rin Tohsaka said in this very chuunibyou (delusional) tone.

Ilya wore a desperate, helpless, and pitiful smile: "Can I refuse now?"

"The highest-level Mystic Code has already signed a contract with you. If you go back on your word, I will have no choice but to kill you," Rin Tohsaka said coldly.

Ilya was on the verge of tears; what had happened today was truly bizarre.

I woke up to find an angel in my bed one morning, and while taking a shower at night, a talking magic wand told me I could become a magical girl.

"Alright, you get some rest today. I'll come see you tomorrow night," Rin Tohsaka said.

At that moment, Yamabuki Hanajin flew to Rin Tohsaka's side: "Isn't it time to sleep? Let's go together. My feathers feel really nice to the touch."

Rin Tohsaka hugged Hanako Yamabuki tightly.

Although you lose a magic wand, you gain an angel; it's a win no matter how you look at it.

Yamabuki Hanakami just wanted to test whether those legs could really last a year.

Chapter 25: Young man, do you know the adventurer William?

Academy City.

A single room in a student dormitory.

Unfortunately, Mr. Kamijou Touma felt that his bed was too crowded. Yesterday, in order to stop a middle school girl who could generate electricity from bullying delinquents, he hesitated for a long time but still lent a helping hand and successfully saved the delinquents.

But to everyone's surprise, the Bilibili girl who was using electric shocks got angry and attracted a real lightning strike, causing a power outage throughout the entire school district.

It's July now, and even in the early morning it's unbearably hot. Because of the power outage, the air conditioning isn't working, and I'm still sweating profusely even with just a thin blanket. Not only that, all the food in the refrigerator has gone bad, so I have to buy new food.

What a misfortune!

The nuclear power plant exploded not long ago, causing a power outage. And now, just a few days later, it's happening again?

Why does misfortune always happen to me?

Kamijou Touma closed his eyes and reached out to touch things randomly. He felt something was strange. Although his bed was a single bed, it was still quite spacious for one person. Why was it so cramped now?

Finally, Touma Kamijou touched the blanket and tugged at it...

Hmm? It didn't move?

What happened? Did a stray dog ​​run in while I was sleeping?

Touma Kamijou didn't open his eyes and continued to reach out and touch.

Soon, he touched a piece of marble.

"Huh? Does my dorm have marble?" Touma Kamijou wondered.

No, this texture isn't just like marble.

It seems to still have body temperature, like a human body, but why is it so hard?

Kamijou Touma, unaware that something was wrong, groggily opened his eyes.

"Hey! Kid! You're awake?"

A rough, domineering male voice came from beside the bed.

Kamijou Touma stiffly turned his head and saw a burly man over 1.9 meters tall lying on his bed in a very seductive pose.

This burly man was all dark-skinned, with extremely exaggerated muscles. When he was charging up, his arms were thicker than his waist, and the muscle lines on his body were like steel bars, full of rugged beauty.

His hair stood on end, and his exaggerated muscles squeezed out a devilish smile on his back.

These are not important...

The important question is, why is this burly man in his own bed?

Am I having a nightmare? What's going on? Did this man do something weird to me? I've heard that big, muscular men are very likely to be gay!

Kamijou Touma trembled all over. He was just a delicate flower that had not yet bloomed. Why did he have to suffer like this?

"boom!"

The burly man stretched out his hand, a large and heavy hand, and slapped it next to Touma's ear. A strong masculine hormone emanated from the burly man, intoxicating to behold.

Kamijou Touma huddled in a corner of the bed, clutching the blanket tightly, shivering.

"Yo! Young man! We meet again!" The burly man flashed a healthy smile, a smile so sharp it would make even a demon tremble: "You haven't already forgotten me, have you? That really hurts my feelings!"

Kamijou Touma desperately tried to recall what his relationship was with this muscular man.

I can't remember! I really can't remember!

"It seems you've forgotten my name. I'm Yamabuki Hanakami. Of course, you can also call me by another name today, Hanma Yujiro. Kid, wanna have a go?"

The scalding heat, like lava, sprayed onto Touma Kamijou's face.

Today, I am the strongest creature on Earth, Yujiro Hanma.

Name: Yamabuki Hanajin (Yujiro Hanma)

Age: Unknown (36+)

Gender: Unknown (Super Male)

Ability: An everlasting ahoge (even if it becomes the strongest creature on Earth, the ahoge will still stand upright).

Title: The Strongest Creature on Earth. Invincible on the surface of the earth. Even if a demon god stands on this land, she will taste the fist of a true man.

Physique: Super-masculine physique. You are the only real man in the world; in your eyes, everyone else is just a woman. What? Aleister? Just a sickly pretty girl, go and fuck her ass. Accelerator? A woman among women! Rear Water? A slightly stronger woman. Kamijou Touma? A woman with excellent skills!

Skill: Beating (Men should be beaten, women should be beaten, living beings should be beaten, non-living beings should be beaten, superpowered individuals should be beaten, non-superpowered individuals should be beaten, beat everything that can be beaten, beat everyone that can be beaten, let's go!)

"So, kid, wanna have a go?"

"Help!!!! Tsuchimikado! Help! There's a pervert in my room! Come save me! I promise to give you all my collection!" Touma Kamijou ran out on all fours, but just as he reached the door, a large hand grabbed his neck and pulled him back, then carried him in a princess carry.