A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

"Boy! Don't be afraid! In my eyes, you're just a girl! I won't do anything too outrageous to you, so, wanna have some fun?"

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!! Help! God, why are you punishing me like this! What did I do wrong! Even if I'm unlucky, it doesn't have to be like this!" Kamijou Touma pointed to the sky and cursed.

Just then, the door was suddenly opened.

A soft, sweet girl's voice came through the phone: "Kamijou? My brother isn't home. Is there anything you can tell me?"

Both of them followed the girl's voice and saw a girl dressed as a maid, looking half-asleep, sitting on a robot vacuum cleaner, wandering around.

At the same time, the girl also saw the two of them.

His already energetic eyes suddenly became even more energetic!

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have disturbed you. I should have knocked before coming in; that's a maid's duty. I wish you a happy marriage, and I'll give you a wedding gift later." The girl bowed deeply and then ran out as if fleeing.

The girl ran down the corridor shouting, "I'll tell you a secret: Touma Kamijou likes boys!"

This girl's name is Tsuchimikado Maika. She is known as the most talkative person in the entire student dormitory. Once she knows something, it's basically the same as the whole world knowing about it.

"Maika, listen to me, it's not what you see! No! You've misunderstood! It's over! It's all over! My life! My already unfortunate life... is now completely destroyed." Kamijou Touma, emanating black energy, staggered to his feet. "I don't know who you are, but your appearance has ruined my life! This right hand... it won't make me a psychic, it won't help me pass my exams, and it won't help me pick up girls! But... I want to fight you one-on-one! You bastard!"

"Young man, you're becoming more and more of a man. Since you've said so... Ghost Back! Activate! God of Slaughter Strike!"

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Chapter 26: I Have a Ten-Year-Old Female Friend

Touma Kamijou's eyes are very clear now.

Just five seconds ago, the two had a one-on-one duel, and the result was...

Touma Kamijou admits that his Imagine Breaker is the least suitable opponent for such a foe.

"So, why are you in my bed?" Touma Kamijou asked helplessly.

"I'm a superpowered person. I can randomly travel into someone's bed. How about that? Isn't that an amazing superpower?" Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly. "Just yesterday, I proved one thing: the legs of a pretty and arrogant girl can really be played with for a year."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Touma Kamijou opened his front door. "Please leave my house immediately, thank you."

“I’m not leaving. Have we really met before? Have you forgotten?” Yamabuki Hanajin reminded him, “When I was being harassed by a group of thugs, you were the one who helped me.”

"Being harassed by thugs? I think you're the one harassing the thugs!" Kamijou Touma shouted.

"I forgot to tell you, not only do I travel into someone's bed every day, but I also randomly transform into someone else's appearance. This is what I looked like before." Yamabuki Hanajin took out a photo; the person in the photo was Izayoi Sakuya.

Touma Kamijou stared at the person in the photo for a long time in silence: "You're telling me you're that mentally unstable maid? Are you kidding me?! This is too different! How could such a cute girl turn into this? It makes no sense at all!"

"There's nothing I can do, that's just how my superpower is." Yamabuki Hanajin shrugged.

Where is the most fun place in the world of A Certain Magical Index?

Of course, it's right next to the protagonist, Touma Kamijou.

There's bound to be fun if you follow Touma Kamijou.

“Strangers are not welcome in my home. Please leave now, or I will call the police,” Touma Kamijou threatened.

"Kid, don't doubt it, I can cum your ass before the police arrive."

This threat was so effective that even Touma Kamijou, a veteran of countless battles, felt a chill run down his spine.

Why are there such beasts in the world?

That's terrifying! That's terrifying!

"Alright, what exactly do you want to do?" Kamijou Touma asked helplessly.

"Of course, it's about having fun. With your bad luck, there must be plenty of fun around you," said Yamabuki Hanajin.

"Why do I feel like my life is completely dark after hearing you say that?" Touma Kamijou retorted.

Saten Ruiko seems to have said something similar.

In any case, all the food in the refrigerator has gone bad, and eating it will definitely give me an upset stomach. In this hot weather, getting an upset stomach would be a real problem.

Or... should I collect all this spoiled food and feed it to this man who claims to be the strongest creature on Earth? It won't kill anyone, right?

And this quilt, it should be taken to the dry cleaners, but my wallet can't afford that right now, so I'll just air it out in the sun for now.

Touma Kamijou had no choice but to take his blanket out to air it.

"Huh? Why is there a blanket on the windowsill? I didn't air it out beforehand?" Touma Kamijou looked curiously at the blanket in his hand, then at the blanket drying on the balcony.

Suddenly, the "quilt" on the balcony raised its head.

Touma Kamijou then realized that it wasn't a blanket, but a girl hanging on the balcony.

The girl suddenly looked up and stared straight at Touma Kamijou: "I'm hungry, give me something to eat."

The gears of fate have begun to turn, and the fun is finally about to begin.

Yamabuki Hanajin opened the kitchen refrigerator and found that the food inside had all gone sour. How could someone as conscientious as me feed people food that had already gone bad?

"I'll cook! Don't let my appearance fool you, I'm a father of two," said Yamabuki Hanajin.

A person with a conscience cannot be a person who seeks entertainment.

So I'm prepared to abandon my conscience.

"You're such a good person!!!" The girl's eyes sparkled with golden light, like a devout believer seeing their Lord.

Yamabuki Hana lit a big fire, poured all the leftover food together, stirred it, and the smell might attract flies in the stairwell.

Touma Kamijou's face turned green.

I underestimated the lower limits of human character.

This thing doesn't look like something for humans to eat, does it?

"Touma, how about a bowl?" Yamabuki Hanajin handed over a bowl of early morning fried rice with ill intent.

Kamijou Touma swore that he would never eat a single bite.

But the girl next to her couldn't hold on any longer.

"Thank you, I'll eat it all." The girl grabbed her spoon and devoured all the fried rice.

Kamijou Touma stared blankly at the girl. Could it be that this tiny belly was hiding a garbage dump?

"Touma, aren't you eating? If not, could you give me yours too?" The girl's big eyes sparkled, her expression both cute and innocent...

How could I possibly bear to harm such a lovely girl?

"Then I'll leave it to you." Kamijou Touma handed the fried rice to the girl.

Haha, humans.

Kamijou Touma began to worry: what if this girl collapsed in his dorm room due to food poisoning? How would he explain that?

“My name is Index. What’s your full name?” Index asked.

"Touma. Kamijou Touma." Kamijou Touma said guiltily.

"Where's that kind uncle over there?" Index looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with an innocent expression.

"You can call me the strongest creature on Earth, Yujiro Hanma. Or you can call me Yamabuki Hanajin, it's all the same anyway," Yamabuki Hanajin laughed.

"My name is Index, and I am a magician," Index introduced herself.

Kamijou Touma, who was standing next to him, suddenly laughed. "A magician? How could magic possibly exist in this world? Magic is just something for kids."

"Hmm, that sounds impressive. I talked with a magician from the Clock Tower in England until late last night yesterday," Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously.

"Clock Tower? I've never heard of such a magical society. What kind of magic do you exchange? I'll definitely get through this," Index asked curiously.

"How much does wearing black silk fabric on your legs increase critical strike magic and body tissue enhancement magic?" Yamabuki Hanajin said with a straight face, spouting nonsense.

Black stockings are the best!

A year isn't enough to keep up with the arrogant and haughty Rin in black stockings.

Index looked confused.

I couldn't understand a word this kind uncle was saying.

Touma Kamijou immediately ended this seemingly absurd conversation: "How could magic possibly exist in the world?"

Yamabuki Hanajin nodded: "Yes. I have a ten-year-old female friend who is a magical girl. I'm telling the truth, you have to believe me."

"A ten-year-old female friend? A magical girl? What kind of horrible thing have you done to a young girl, you bastard! Hello? Is this the police? I need to report a pervert in my house!"

Chapter 27: This Index is so cute, if I punch her, she'll cry for a long time, right?

Yamabuki Hanajin's face revealed an even more perverted expression: "If you call the police, I won't be sleepy anymore. I heard that many police officers in Academy City are also teachers. If I can meet one or two of them... double uniforms, double stimulation, double pleasure."

Kamijou Touma couldn't keep up with Yamabuki Hanajin's train of thought because he wasn't twisted enough.

How could anyone in the world be so perverted?

"Kid! Call the police right now and get your best cops over here!" Yamabuki Hanajin laughed wildly.

"Please, please let our police go." Touma Kamijou pleaded desperately.

Index wanted to continue the conversation about magic.

Touma Kamijou interrupted her beforehand: "How could there be magic in this world? And magical girls and all that? Those are things that only exist in anime and novels. Although superpowers are everywhere in this city, these superpowers are all based on scientific development. So I still can't believe in magic."

Index puffed out her cheeks: "If you can believe in superpowers, why can't you believe in magic? You're so rigid! People like that would be burned at the stake by the church in the Middle Ages."

Touma Kamijou remained expressionless: "Since you claim to know magic, then show me. Can you unleash fireballs or lightning? Can you move objects with telekinesis? Or release pigeons from under your skirt?"

Index was very unhappy that someone would use such vulgar language on a lady.

“Since you want to prove it, then I’ll show you the greatest masterpiece of this century: defensive magic, the Moving Church.” Index stood up and pointed to her monastic robes: “These monastic robes are called the Moving Church. They are super armor that can perfectly defend against the full-force attack of the St. George’s Dragon. In scientific terms, these robes can withstand a nuclear explosion.”

Kamijou Touma raised his right hand with a disdainful look.

"This hand of mine can erase all abnormal power, even miracles. Do you dare let me touch your clothes with my hand?" Touma Kamijou asked, looking completely unconvinced.

There is no magic in this world.

Just as the two were at an impasse, Yamabuki Hanajin, who had been watching the drama unfold from the sidelines, stood up.

"I have another way. Girl, didn't you say your clothes could withstand a nuclear explosion? What a coincidence, the power of my punch is no less than that of a nuclear explosion. Do you dare let me punch you!" Yamabuki Hanajin grinned maliciously.