A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

Yamabuki Hanajin extended a helping hand to Tohsaka Rin, revealing a radiant golden smile: "Rin, life has many disappointments, but you must never belittle yourself. Life will definitely get better!"

Rin Tohsaka looked up at Hanako Yamabuki and was completely captivated by her gentleness.

Was this angel comforting me? Sure enough, she's an angel after all; she can't be too wicked.

Yamabuki Hanajin continued, "Although you have no money and no breasts, you still have a pair of beautiful legs. Indeed, this kind of rich girl looks perfect in black stockings, especially wet ones. You can try showing more of your legs; that can make up for your small breasts."

Rin Tohsaka silently took out a gem from her pocket: "Miss Angel, please allow me to perish together with you."

"Huh??? I was just telling the truth, why are you angry?"

“Miss Angel, the human world is a very dangerous place. Lies often don’t hurt people, but the truth is the sharpest knife.” Rin Tohsaka looked completely devastated.

"Wait a minute, I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush. Actually, you can make a wish to me, and I will grant it," Yamabuki Hanajin said earnestly.

"Can I wish for the world to explode?" Rin Tohsaka said with a look of despair. Anyway, she has no money and no breasts, so let's all die together!

Yamabuki Hanajin smiled happily, feeling that her major was a perfect match.

"This is called the Doomsday Horn. As long as I blow it, the whole world will be plunged into doomsday." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Tohsaka Rin with a serious expression: "Since you have made a wish for the end of the world, then let the doomsday come even more fiercely!"

Yamabuki Hanajin raised the Doomsday Horn in her hand, but Tohsaka Rin rushed over and snatched it away.

"Don't say it's the end of the world! I was just saying!" Rin Tohsaka shouted.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Tohsaka Rin with a wronged expression: "But I took it seriously!"

Rin Tohsaka covered her forehead. Why did she only encounter freaks? Even this angel was very strange.

"I'll change my wish! Can you help me find the ruby?" Rin Tohsaka asked.

I can only change to a simpler wish.

"Come with me!" Yamabuki Hanajin flapped her wings and vanished into the night sky in an instant.

"Hey! Wait for me! I can't fly! You...you stupid angel!" Rin Tohsaka was on the verge of tears.

......

Ilya is taking a shower in the bathroom.

Suddenly noticing something sparkling in the sky, Ilya strained her eyes to look into the distance: "Is it a shooting star? Or something else?"

To get a better view, Ilya turned off the bathroom light.

Just as Ilya was wondering, a pure white wing descended from the sky.

"Ilya! Want to take a bath together?" Yamabuki Hanajin flew down from the sky with a calm expression.

"Ah! That super unreliable and seemingly stupid angel!" Ilya exclaimed.

Why does it have such an outrageous list of titles?

Forget it.

“Ilya, I’ve calculated that your brother will be coming to the bathroom soon,” Yamabuki Hanajin said with a serious expression. “That’s why I called the police in advance.”

Just then, Shirou Emiya was turning the doorknob from the outside when, at the same time, the police knocked on the door.

"Open the door and check the water meter."

Chapter 23: Aren't cute boys even more excited!

From the outside, Shirou Emiya saw that the bathroom lights were off, so he naturally assumed that no one was in the bathroom. Just as he was about to push the door open, he suddenly heard a police siren at the door.

"Open the door, it's to check the water meter." A policeman's voice came from outside the door. Shirou Emiya looked on with curiosity. Did the police really have to do the water meter check themselves? The service these days is really thorough.

"boom!!"

The next second, the door was kicked open by the police, and a team of fully armed police rushed in, immediately pinning down Shirou Emiya. Sera was also completely bewildered, not knowing what had happened.

"Wait, why are you arresting me?" Shirou Emiya shouted. He was just an ordinary student, why were they arresting him? He was innocent.

A fully armed policeman walked up to Shirou Emiya, picked up a photo, and said: "It's you. Take him away!"

Emiya Shirou cried out, "Innocent! Innocent! I haven't committed any crime!"

The police officer looked at Shirou Emiya with the eyes of someone looking at scum: "We received a report that you will peep on your underage sister while she is taking a bath, so we are arresting you in advance."

"Why would I be accused of such an outrageous crime? Peeping at Illya taking a bath in the future? How could I possibly do something like that! Sera! Help me!" Shirou Emiya could only turn to the maid beside him for help.

Sera rested her chin on her hand, thinking seriously, "Although nothing has happened yet, to be on the safe side, officer, please arrest him. Thank you! After all, this is for the young lady's physical and mental safety."

Have they given up on treatment so quickly? I feel like I can still be saved!

Emiya Shirou cried out that he was innocent: "Wait, I have something to say! You said that my crime is something that will happen in the future, which means it hasn't happened yet. According to that logic, I am still innocent and the police can't arrest me! And how did you get this information?"

The policeman looked at Shirou Emiya with a serious expression, but suddenly his expression became very devout: "I know all these principles, but the person who came to report this is an angel! An angel! From now on, I am a devout follower of the angel."

Emiya Shirou was even more confused. An angel?

Sera nodded seriously; that unreliable angel had finally done something relatively reliable.

"I'm innocent! I'm innocent! I've shed blood for Fuyuki City! I've rendered service to Fuyuki City! You can't just arrest me like this!"

And so, Shirou Emiya was taken to the police station for questioning.

Ilya looked adorable in the bathroom. What happened? Why was her brother suddenly kidnapped?

At that moment, Yamabuki Hanajin glanced at the children's watch on her wrist and touched the countdown timer.

"Excuse me, Miss Angel, what are you doing?" Ilya was completely unaware of the seriousness of the situation.

Yamabuki Hanajin said calmly, "Time's up. Do you want to become a magical girl? If you have magic, not only can magic do your homework for you, but you can also do housework, fly in the sky, wear a light and airy dress? Or have a passionate romance! How about it? Are you tempted?"

Ilya was moved. Almost simultaneously, the ruby ​​in the sky sensed Ilya's conviction and flew down directly from the sky.

"Huh? There are two girls? And one of them is an angel! Which one should I choose? The girl in the bathtub looks cuter, but she's an angel! If I trick an angel into becoming a magical girl..." Ruby's morals had long been abandoned, and she charged straight at Yamabuki Hanajin's waist.

Yamabuki Hanajin felt a gust of wind behind her and immediately dodged. Instantly, the ruby ​​smashed directly into Ilya's face.

"thump!"

Ilya tumbled out of the bathtub, her cute little body exposed to Yamabuki Hanajin, but...

The soft white holy light once again obscured Ilya's vital parts. Yamabuki Hanajin said with a gloomy face, "Jehovah, one of us must die today."

When I become a character capable of destroying the world next time, I'll just blow your ass out!

Can holy light be placed anywhere?

"Hooray! It actually dodged it." Ruby flew up to Yamabuki Hanajin with a fawning expression: "My lovely angel! Would you like to become a magical girl? Once you become a magical girl, not only can magic do your homework for you, but you can also do housework, fly in the sky, wear a light and airy dress? Or have a passionate romance! How about it? Are you tempted?"

Why does this rhetoric sound so familiar? Yamabuki Hanakami tilted her head slightly.

"These words sound tempting, but I refuse," said Yamabuki Hanajin with an invincible expression.

"Don't you want to reconsider?" Ruby asked anxiously.

If I could see the adorable angel transform into a magical girl, my life would be complete.

"I don't have to do homework! I don't have to do housework! I can fly in the sky without magic, and I can wear cute little dresses anytime, anywhere. Also, about love..." Yamabuki Hanajin paused slightly.

"Hmph! No girl can escape the clutches of love! Even if you're an angel." Ruby looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a confident expression.

"Sorry! If I take it out tomorrow, it might be bigger than yours," Yamabuki Hanajin said calmly.

Ilya, whose nose was bleeding from being hit, couldn't understand what this meant at all.

Ruby was shocked: "Could it be...could it be that you're not a girl? You're a cute boy! I can't take it anymore! I'm even more excited! Please sign a contract with me to become a magical girl."

Ruby looked like a lovesick woman seeing a cute little boy.

"The magic wands in this world are so outrageous! Forget it, let's just have the end of the world! Doomsday Horn!" Yamabuki Hanajin casually summoned the Doomsday Horn.

"This thing, if it's blown, will trigger the horn of the end of the world. Goodbye, doomsday!" Just as Yamabuki Hanajin was about to blow the doomsday horn, Ilya rushed over and pushed Yamabuki Hanajin into the bathtub.

"Don't get so worked up! Shouldn't we reconsider the apocalypse?" Ilya shouted.

Yamabuki Hanajin watched helplessly as she became a drowned rat, looking utterly resigned. Then she flicked her wings, sending water droplets flying all over the bathroom.

Ilya muttered to herself, "Why does this feel like a puppy falling into the water?"

Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and pinched Ilya's cheek: "Isn't this all your fault? Hurry up and find me some clothes."

Ruby pulled out a camera from somewhere: "Even though Miss Angel refuses to become a magical girl, it's still a wonderful thing to witness her changing clothes!"

Yamabuki Hanajin cast a gloomy glance at him: "If you dare to spy, I'll kill you."

"I'm sorry, I know I was wrong." Ruby immediately admitted defeat.

Finally, Yamabuki Hanajin was still worried, so she taped the ruby ​​to the door before she felt at ease.

Chapter 24: Legs for a lifetime? I don't believe it, I'll prove it with my own hands.

After Yamabuki Hanajin changed her clothes, Ruby was removed from the door.

Ruby cried out in despair, “This was the perfect moment when the angel was changing clothes, and I didn’t even see it! This is worse than being killed! Why did this happen? Why! God! Why did you abandon me!”

Ruby looked up to the sky and let out a long, tragic cry.

"Because God is dead." Yamabuki Hanajin stared coldly at the monstrous wand in front of her. I thought I was monstrous enough, but I never expected a wand to be even more monstrous than me.

"How could an angel say such a thing!" Ruby sighed.

"There's no other way. Since Miss Angel refuses to become a magical girl, then Ilya over there, you become a magical girl!" Ruby shouted. "How can a girl not have dreams? What's the difference between a girl without dreams and a salted fish? Girl, become a magical girl and fulfill your dreams!"

Ilya looked at the ruby ​​with a panicked expression, suddenly realizing she was about to become a magical girl.

Under Ruby's persuasion (and seduction), Ilya finally became a magical girl and put on an adorable pink dress.

Yamabuki Hanajin captured this historic moment with her camera.

Ilya blushed, gripping her wand tightly, unsure of what to do next.

"Now that I'm a magical girl, I should be able to use magic, right? What kind of magic can I use now?" Ilya asked curiously, since magical girls in anime can release light waves, which looks very dazzling.

Ruby said in a very proud voice, "Now I will teach you the most powerful attack of a magical girl."

Ilya listened obediently from the side, while Ruby said very seriously, "Make a peace sign with your left hand, then show your cutest smile and spin around in place."

Ilya asked with a curious look, "What kind of magic is this?"