He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Chen Shun was bullied, Chen Jian was beaten up, Liu Qi complained to Chen Lu, Chen Jian was beaten up, the chickens in her house were killed by someone else's dog, Chen Jian was beaten up again.

However, the Chen family members all share a common trait: extreme optimism and positive energy.

Therefore, Chen Jian remained very filial to Chen Lu, and would regularly take time to return to the mountains to visit the old man who looked even more energetic than him.

Even though the Chen family never used immortal techniques to amass wealth, they naturally inherited a vast fortune based on their thousands of years of cultivation.

However, Chen Jian simply acted as a hands-off manager, leaving the family business entirely to his wife.

He set up his own research institute and spends his days inventing strange and unusual gadgets.

For example, the leather shoe lighter he's using now.

Chen Shun didn't know what had turned his father into what he was now.

Although my dad occasionally produces some really stupid things like "solar chargers that can charge solar motors on cloudy days," the "future warrior" themed outfit in my wardrobe was also made by my dad.

It was my sixteenth birthday present.

……

"Don't think of him as just a lighter."

Chen Jian lay lazily on the sofa, a smug expression on his face that seemed to say, "I'm awesome, come and praise me."

"Oh?"

Chen Shun looked at him with interest. Could there be another story behind these worn-out leather shoes?

"Alright!"

Chen Jian pressed the toe of the leather shoe in his hand, and a strong white light shot out from it.

Chen Shun was blinded by the light and immediately covered his face in pain.

"So it's also a powerful flashlight, right?"

"As expected of my son, he could guess it with his eyes closed."

"..."

Chen Shun suddenly felt that it would be better if his father didn't come home, but instead stayed in the research institute and tormented those crazy people like him.

At times like these, Chen Shun especially misses his mother, who rarely comes home but is incredibly gentle.

“Shun, my son, if you think this leather shoe is only good for a lighter and a powerful flashlight, you’re wrong…”

Chen Jian exhaled a smoke ring and excitedly began explaining the science.

"Actually, it's also a hairdryer; the black shoe uppers are all solar charging panels..."

Click.

whoosh whoosh~

Even though Chen Shun covered his eyes, which were almost blinded by the light, he could still imagine his father blowing his hair with his leather shoes.

"Dad, could you take a day off if you have some free time?"

"What's wrong? Where do you want Dad to take you? Just tell me."

"No, I want to take you to see the Los Angeles Mental Hospital."

"???"

If Yun Yi were here, he probably wouldn't be wondering why Chen Shun's thought process is sometimes so bizarre.

Compared to his father, perhaps Chen Shun is a genetic mutation...

"By the way, Dad, there's something I need to tell you."

"What's wrong? Come over here and tell me, why are you standing so far away?"

Chen Jian pulled Chen Shun over and put his arm around Chen Shun's shoulder like a buddy.

"Go ahead."

"...Dad, guess who I ran into in class?"

Did you run into your classmate?

"Isn't that obvious?" Chen Shun rolled his eyes.

"Didn't you ask that stupid question first? How the hell am I supposed to guess who you met in class? The Terminator or Wolverine?" Chen Jian spread his hands, looking surprised.

"..."

Chen Shun rubbed his forehead, feeling utterly exhausted.

"I encountered a witch."

"Hey, my research institute even caught a werewolf."

I'm serious!

"What I said is true."

"Really, really!"

"Mine is real too!"

Chen Shun's lips twitched, and he couldn't help but clench his fists.

"Chen Dapi! Do you believe I'll get my grandpa to beat you up?!"

Chen Shun used his trump card.

Incidentally, "Chen Dapi" is the nickname Chen Lu used for Chen Jian, because Chen Jian was often beaten when he was a child, and his buttocks were always swollen.

Although Chen Jian really wanted to scold him for being disrespectful, he thought about how his son was eighteen years old and this was the first time he had talked to him about female beings or the word "woman".

Previously, he didn't even know whether his own dog was male or female.

Have you finally figured it out?

"Is the witch you're talking about the one I understand?"

"Yes, it's the kind of thing where you fly around in the sky on a broomstick, whooshing through the air."

How did you meet him?

"The sword was moving too fast while hovering in the sky, and it crashed..."

"???"

Chen Jian stubbed out his cigarette and buried himself in thought.

"Didn't you say it happened in class?"

"Yes, I found out she was my classmate after I bumped into her!"

"What does the female classmate look like? Is she pretty?"

"Oh, I have a picture of her here, let me show it to you."

Chen Shun excitedly took out his phone and opened the photo album.

……

These photos... cough, this witch you're talking about, doesn't she seem a bit frivolous?

Chen Jian patted Chen Shun on the shoulder, sighed, and said earnestly:

"Shun, I know you're all grown up now and have those kinds of needs, but you can't just fantasize about having a girlfriend like that!"

"???"

Chen Shun was completely dumbfounded.

“If you really like looking at this kind of thing, your dad... I’ll give you some of the best photos I’ve collected since college, so you won’t just look at these kinds of pictures.”

"???"

The two of them were completely on different wavelengths.

At that moment, Chen Shun's phone suddenly received a message from a contact named "Scumbag Witch (Yun Yi)".

It was sent by Yunyi.

Yun Yi: [Hehe, see you on Saturday, don't be late, Great Sword Immortal~]

Yunyi: [Goodnight]

Chen Shun scratched his arm and, under Chen Jian's shocked gaze, replied, "See you on Saturday."

"This...this...this is the witch you were talking about? She's really a classmate?"

Chen Jian was stunned. After all, he remembered the name Yun Yi from previous parent-teacher meetings.

"Yes."

"Is she really a witch?"

"Yes."

What does she mean by this message?

"Oh, we agreed to go on patrol together on Saturday night."

"Depend on!"

Chen Jian couldn't help but utter a curse word.

incredible!

Female classmate... these ambiguous photos... and weekend night dates...

Wow! My dog, whom I've had for eighteen years, might finally be experiencing spring!

Witch...witch...

Witches are great, perfect for capturing and making daughters-in-law.

===Chapter 34 I Am Guilty

Chen Jian saw that this witch was good in every way, and she was also pretty and cute, but unfortunately she was a little blind.

Having such an unlucky son, he'll probably complain to me a lot after he gets married.