He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

If they have a baby, what should they name it?

……

Chen Shun had no idea what his father was thinking and was still chattering away, describing to Chen Jian how amazing the witch's magic was.

The more Chen Jian listened, the more he felt something was wrong.

Why are you showing off so much just because you met a witch?

"Shun, your mom and I will be away from home for a long time. If you need anything, just tell Dad, okay?" Chen Jian planned to fully support his son's date.

Chen Shun tilted his head and gave Chen Jian a disdainful look.

"Dad, have you forgotten that I'm the one who gives you my New Year's money every year?"

"You... don't talk nonsense. How can you call it charity when it comes to inventors? That's your contribution to the technological progress of our country!"

"It's a good thing they didn't recruit you into the official research institute, otherwise we might have recruited a ghost..."

"You brat... Alright, Dad's not kidding anymore. If you need anything, just contact Dad and Dad will ask your mom to reimburse you."

"Then should I report more?"

"You're on the right track!"

Chen Jian is a person who has no concept of money. If he has a thousand yuan in his pocket, he will make things that he can research with a thousand yuan's worth of money, such as leather shoes that can be used to blow on a fire and provide light.

Even if he only had a penny, he could catch a cricket to study.

This led Chen Shun's mother, Liu Qi, to strictly control Chen Jian's monthly disposable income and even assigned the researcher a good accountant to prevent Chen Jian from spending money recklessly.

Later, when Chen Shun was young, Chen Jian seized Chen Shun's secret stash of money under the pretext of guarding his New Year's money.

To this day, he has not repaid Chen Shun a single penny.

Chen Jian often tried every means to swindle "funds" from Liu Qi, and Chen Shun acted as an accomplice on many occasions.

Chen Shun was happy to help his father make some money, while Liu Qi often turned a blind eye.

After all, in the end, this business will still be spent on our own family.

Chen Jian originally just wanted to go home to see Chen Shun and then rest for a day or two, but he had barely settled in when he received a phone call and rushed back to the research institute.

"This dad, he should at least have a meal with us before he leaves, really..." Chen Shun muttered to himself as he watched Chen Jian's retreating figure.

Chen Shun was used to living alone, so cooking some simple home-style dishes was quite easy for him.

After his father passed away, Chen Shun's once large home became empty again.

Chen Shun didn't feel particularly disappointed; it was usually like this.

What he was more looking forward to was seeing the amazing expression on Yun Yi's face when he appeared in his futuristic warrior outfit.

Hehe, I'll have to make sure my phone is fully charged so I can record all of that little witch's ugly-cute expressions.

……

The number of visitors decreased significantly in the last two days of the school anniversary celebration.

However, most of the alumni who came to participate in the school anniversary celebration on the first day had experienced the haunted house of Class 2, Grade 3.

It was terrifying, truly terrifying.

It's just like being judged by the Black and White Impermanence in the underworld.

Not only their vision, but all five senses were reminding them that everything they saw at that time was real.

Society died, and that was truly society dying.

It feels like these two, Black and White Impermanence, have some kind of fetish for prying into other people's secrets. They won't let themselves out unless they give a damn reason!

You need a reason like, "I'm guilty, I ran past Pleasant Goat," or "I'm guilty, I once let out a really smelly fart and framed my nephew who can't even talk yet," to get out of this haunted house.

That's really terrifying.

For Chen Shun, at least half of the goal of "leaving alumni with wonderful memories" has been achieved, and he can now report back to his old classmate Qiu Qiu.

This memory will never be forgotten in this lifetime.

Whether something is good or bad depends on the individual.

Whether or not Chen Shun could secure enough sponsorship for the school was not something he needed to worry about.

In the following two days, the haunted house was widely recommended by alumni, and all the remaining interested alumni flocked to Class 2, Grade 3.

Even though there were far fewer people, the entire Class 2 of Grade 3 was still exhausted.

Especially those two unlucky guys in the inner field who had no one to relieve them.

Fortunately, the anniversary celebration is about to end, so there shouldn't be many alumni coming here.

"Yunyi, why don't you take a rest?"

Chen Shun tidied up the props that the alumni had knocked over, preparing to put them back in their original positions.

Yun Yi's expression was indeed not good.

Knowing Yun Yi's physical condition, Chen Shun repeatedly told Yun Yi to rest, saying that he could manage on his own.

But all of them were rejected by the stubborn witch.

Chen Shun had no choice but to take on all the work himself, so that Yun Yi could just focus on restoring his magic power.

Yun Yi sat in the chair, holding the brown sugar water that Chen Shun had made for him, which he had said he didn't need several times, while his eyes kept glancing at Chen Shun.

He was quite considerate.

"I never knew before that menstruation is a powerful weapon against boys..." Yun Yi muttered in a voice only he could hear.

For the next two days, Chen Shun practically held himself in his palms and kept to himself.

He would rush to do anything, even the smallest thing, so that he could sit and rest.

"You're so good to me, I can't bear to bully you."

Yun Yi gently blew on the steam from the brown sugar water in her hand, causing ripples to spread across the surface.

Yun Yi couldn't help but think of the guest she had met that morning.

He was bald and covered in greasy fat.

When Yunyi met this person, she finally understood why there is a saying that "one's appearance reflects one's heart."

She didn't know how a top-tier high school like Luocheng No. 1 High School, with its high-quality teaching, could produce such a person.

As soon as they came in, they shouted that they wanted to see a succubus.

Yun Yi and Chen Shun naturally ignored him and immediately activated their illusions, preparing to conduct a social death trial.

Surprisingly, the man was not afraid of the terrifying and eerie hellish scene at all.

On the contrary, he was full of excitement, looking eager to try.

The two of them were completely baffled.

He rushed to the lava furnace, stuck his butt out, and jumped in.

Then he fell flat on his backside; after all, it was just an illusion, and in reality it was just the floor.

Upon discovering it was fake, the man became enraged and frantically searched for the succubus.

He even grabbed Yun Yi's wrist, preparing to pull her away, and said that Bai Wuchang was actually a succubus in disguise.

His expression was lewd, and he was spewing vulgarities.

Chen Shun immediately kicked him, hitting him squarely in the chest.

Yun Yi used the Dark Night Domain to trap the guy, and the two of them jumped up and gave him a good beating.

Chen Shunqi was angry because he bullied Yun Yi, who was still on her period and very weak.

Yun Yi was angry, not only because this person wanted to touch her, but also because this person said she was a succubus.

In the mixed doubles match, when this guy was finally let out, he looked like he had gained a lot of weight.

===Chapter 35 How Did You Get So Familiar?

"What are you thinking about?" Chen Shun asked, seeing Yun Yi staring blankly at the steam rising from the brown sugar water.

Yun Yi's thoughts were pulled back. She chuckled softly and took a sip of the sweet soup.

It's warm and sweet.

"I was thinking about that big fat pig from this morning." Yun Yi couldn't even remember the person's name, even though she had seen it on the ID card using magic.

"Why are you thinking about that guy? Aren't you disgusted?" Chen Shun sat down next to Yun Yi, flipped through a booklet, and fanned himself with it.

Seeing the beads of sweat on Chen Shun's forehead, Yun Yi had an instant urge to wipe them away for him.

This surprised even Yun Yi himself.

That's too ambiguous; the two of them... haven't reached that level of relationship yet.

Yun Yi kept glancing at the beads of sweat on Chen Shun's face, and held back his restless hand.

But what would his reaction be if I actually wiped it for him?

shock?

Happy?

Or do you still think it's a given?

Yun Yi put herself in Chen Shun's shoes and suddenly realized that, given Chen Shun's thought process, if she wiped his sweat, he might just say "it's only fair" without any expression, and then wipe his own sweat too.

Damn, this guy is too weird!

"Ah... I was just thinking, why didn't I punch him a few more times this morning? That guy, he doesn't look like a good person at all." Yun Yi lowered his head guiltily, no longer stealing glances at Chen Shun's profile.

Lately, I feel like Chen Shun has become more handsome.

Especially that flying kick of his, it was absolutely cool!

"That fat guy, back in my ancestor's time, would have been a complete demon, believe it or not." Chen Shun only regretted that he was born in the wrong era, otherwise he would definitely have slain the demon.

"Yeah, but I don't think he'll survive more than three episodes, hehe."

"Of course, you don't need to worry about that guy. I've erased his memories from this period and added a little spell to him." Chen Shun opened his collar and fanned himself inside. "If that guy ever has any evil thoughts in the future, my spell will be activated and it will shock his balls."