He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

When he was frantically apologizing to me like a monkey during the day, he even said he wanted to lend me his flying sword to play with!

The flying sword disappears by evening?

Chen Shun's tone was very sincere, and he didn't seem to be lying.

Even though Yun Yi still had some doubts, she still chose to believe him at this moment.

"Why didn't you just say it!" Yun Yi looked at Chen Shun, who was squatting down at eye level with her, with extreme resentment: "Why lie?"

"Do I look like the kind of girl who would throw a tantrum?" Yun Yi muttered to herself.

Chen Shun was speechless, secretly cursing Yun Yao dozens of times in his heart.

The baby is suffering inside, but can't express it.

"I didn't mean to lie to you, I just... didn't want to disappoint you..." Chen Shun tilted his head slightly and said what was on his mind.

It's true; he originally planned to ask Yun Yao to return the flying sword a day earlier.

But Chen Shun didn't like using one lie to cover up another. Rather than causing a series of chain reactions later, he preferred to clarify things now.

"I'd also like to patrol with you at night, but I'm afraid there won't be any flying swords to play with these days..."

"Without a flying sword, I, a Foundation Establishment cultivator, can only simply fly through the air; I can't go racing anymore."

Chen Shun shrugged.

"What? So it seems you cultivators are inferior to us witches?" Yun Yi became a little proud.

Now that Chen Shun has told me the reason, I won't be angry with him anymore.

"So, how about next weekend? I'll lend you the flying sword to play with then." Chen Shun felt that Yun Yi should be able to accept this suggestion.

Why next week?

Yun Yi unexpectedly refused.

"Huh? But there's no flying sword to play with this week." Chen Shun was puzzled. If there's no flying sword to play with, why come out on night patrol?

Are they really planning to arrest a few criminals?

It's more practical to hope for winning the lottery.

Otherwise, I'd be incredibly embarrassed to run into the same situation as that carnivorous, uniform-wearing older sister from last time...

"No flying sword? No problem! I still have a broom, I can give you a ride." Yun Yi laughed. In any case, judging from the current situation, even if he couldn't ride the flying sword this time, Chen Shun would definitely ask him to ride it next time.

There's always a time to play it, no need to rush.

If I can't play with flying swords, then I'll play with you.

After all, you sometimes look more interesting than flying swords.

"Want me to show you the speed of a witch's car? If I'm not mistaken, it should be faster than your flying sword." Yun Yi winked at Chen Shun, trying to trick him into agreeing by goading him.

Yun Yi used a tactic that was clearly visible to the naked eye to provoke him.

She knew that even children might not be fooled.

However, this is undoubtedly the most effective for those with severe chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) who believe in "I am the only one who matters in heaven and earth".

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! I want to see how fast your witch's broken stick can fly!" Chen Shun got anxious as soon as he heard this, and jumped down from the green belt in a flash, raising his chin provocatively at Yun Yi: "Saturday night, see you at the usual place!"

Hehe, you silly goose.

How stupid of you to fall for that.

"Sure, just remember to dress smartly," Yun Yi reminded him. She knew that the word "stylish" had a different meaning in Chen Shun's entry.

The more cringeworthy and embarrassing the clothing, the cooler it is in his eyes.

For example, the blue Taoist robe in that photo.

Wait, he's not going to come out wearing a dragon robe, is he?

Yun Yi suddenly regretted saying those words.

"Don't worry, when you see me on Saturday night, you'll know who the coolest guy in the world is." Chen Shun was full of confidence, already mentally selecting the ultimate outfit from his wardrobe.

The two agreed on the location and event, said goodbye at the intersection, and went home separately.

……

As soon as Chen Shun got home, he rushed into his room and opened the wardrobe covered with all sorts of runes.

It's less a wardrobe and more like a legendary gate sealing away ancient evil spirits.

Once opened, a dazzling light shone out from inside.

A pure white suit stood in the wardrobe.

This is not exactly the same as the "sword immortal" image that Chen Shun claims to be; in fact, it is completely unrelated.

Because this all-white outfit is themed "future warrior".

The strong sense of technology, paired with that alloy long blade, is simply amazing.

Chen Shun felt that this was his most handsome outfit.

Since Yun Yi wants to see it so much, why not wear it and show it to her once?

For some reason, Chen Shun suddenly felt a bit looking forward to Saturday night patrol.

"Ah Shun, you're back?"

A deep, middle-aged man's voice suddenly came from the living room. Chen Shun's face lit up with joy, and he slammed the cabinet door shut and rolled out.

After doing two stylish rolls on the ground, Chen Shun leaped into the air.

And that middle-aged man was actually doing the same thing as Chen Shun.

It was as if this was how the two greeted each other.

"dad!"

"Son!"

"You're finally back!"

"I'm finally back!"

The two jumped onto the sofa, held each other's hands tightly, and their faces were full of excitement.

"Dad, what new thing has come out of the lab this time?"

"Hehe, Dad brought you something good this time!"

"What?! Let me see it!"

Under Chen Shun's expectant gaze, Chen Shun's father took a leather shoe out of the pocket of his white coat.

"A leather shoe?"

"No, this is a lighter."

Chen Shun's father took out a crumpled pack of cigarettes from his other pocket, pulled out a crooked cigarette, and pressed the heel of his leather shoe.

Click.

Blue flames emerged from the leather shoes.

Chen Shun's father took a drag of his cigarette, leaned forward to light it, and took a deep drag.

"strong enough!"

Chen Shun instantly transformed into an elderly man on the subway, disgustedly sliding to the other side of the sofa.

This middle-aged man named Chen Jian is getting stranger and stranger.

"Dad, can't you come up with something more sensible?"

"Hehe, you obviously have no artistic talent for appreciating beautiful things. I wonder who you inherited it from..."

Chen Jian exhaled a smoke ring, scoffing at Chen Shun's behavior of distancing himself from him.

Where is my mom?

"Your mother is busy managing the company, she doesn't have time to deal with you, you little devil."

"I haven't seen my mom for a month and a half!"

"Nonsense, why don't you just let her fly there and see her herself?"

"..."

===Chapter 33 Suitable to be captured as a daughter-in-law

Chen Jian and Chen Shun are two completely opposite extremes.

One is a cultivation genius, the other doesn't even have the most basic spiritual root.

Chen Shun's grandfather, Chen Lu, called him a disgrace to the immortals.

When Chen Jian was a child, he was often beaten because Chen Lu found out he had no talent for cultivating immortality.

Back then, whenever Chen Lu asked Chen Jian to meditate and cultivate his qi, Chen Jian would run off to learn.

Chen Lu was so angry that he beat Chen Jian up because Chen Jian went to study instead of practicing.

Chen Lu beat Chen Jian, and Chen Jian ran off crying to study.

This created a closed loop that lasted for three years. Chen Lu finally gave up on Chen Jian, realizing that he was not suited for cultivating immortality.

As a result, Chen Jian really fell in love with learning.

Through his own efforts, he successfully obtained a doctorate in physics at the age of twenty-six.

During one of his outings, he met Liu Qi, Chen Shun's mother.

After that, like everyone else, he married and had children.

Because Chen Jian was an only child, Chen Lu thought that his family's cultivation method, which had been passed down for thousands of years, would end with his generation, when Chen Shun was born.

When Chen Shun was a child, he grabbed a flying sword during his first birthday celebration.

Chen Lu was overjoyed and investigated Xiao Chen Shun's physical attributes, discovering that he actually possessed the "Pure Child Spiritual Root".

After that, the saying "grandparents love their grandchildren more than their grandchildren" was fully demonstrated in the Chen family.