He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

They seemed to find it hard to believe that Chen Shun would actually dare to eat himself in the store.

Chen Shun slowly approached Yun Yi. Yun Yi felt the fiery aura emanating from Chen Shun, bit down hard on the slice of meat, and closed her eyes.

"Hello, gentlemen. Here is the fruit platter you ordered. Please enjoy." The waitress walked over to the two people with two fruit platters. When she saw their posture and actions, she was taken aback for a moment, then covered her mouth and chuckled. She quickly apologized and ran away.

Yun Yi lightly punched Chen Shun a few times, then slurped the meat slices into his mouth.

"Were you disappointed that I didn't take your meat?" Chen Shun asked.

"No, you weren't going to get it anyway!" Yun Yi pretended to be indifferent.

Chen Shun smiled and gently pinched the ticklish spot on Yun Yi's waist. Yun Yi squirmed in Chen Shun's arms.

The little witch was like a cooked duck, all soft except for her mouth.

You must have been trying to kiss me just now.

Yun Yi broke free from Chen Shun's groping hand and ran back to her seat.

"Chen Shun, look!" Yun Yi excitedly dipped a slice of meat in minced ginger and other seasonings, and put it in his mouth.

"Aren't you afraid of ginger anymore?"

"Hehe~ Praise this witch! Hurry up."

"How can I praise you for being so amazing?" Chen Shun racked his brains, completely at a loss for how to compliment a little devil who didn't like ginger but suddenly started eating it.

"Tch, boring," Yun Yi said unhappily.

"Then I'll do it like this." Chen Shun picked up a cherry tomato with a fork, raised his eyebrows, and glared at it.

Yun Yi stopped what she was doing and waited for Chen Shun to perform.

Chen Shun took a deep breath and put the juicy cherry tomato into his mouth.

With one bite, the juice of the cherry tomato bursts out in your mouth.

Chen Shun shuddered violently, spitting out the cherry tomato with a pained expression; he had almost been sent away.

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If Yunyi can overcome ginger, how can he lose to Yunyi?

Wouldn't that make it seem like I don't like the little witch as much as she likes me?

Chen Shun picked up the cherry tomato that had fallen on the table and was about to put it in his mouth again.

"Hey, don't eat it, it's dirty!" Yun Yi quickly used her chopsticks to grab his fork.

"Alright, I know you like me just as much as I like you!" Yun Yi chuckled.

How do you know what I'm thinking?

"You are this witch's familiar~"

"Yes, my witch."

Yun Yi happily put shrimp paste and other things into the bottom of the pot. After they were cooked, he took them out and put them into Chen Shun's pot. The two looked at each other and laughed for some reason.

Later, their cooking battles for each other intensified, with them cooking up the most bizarre combinations of ingredients for each other.

For example, Yun Yi was scooping up a spoonful of ice, dipped it in the spicy broth to soak up a thick layer of oil, and then put it into Chen Shun's bowl.

Chen Shun's face darkened.

"Hello, gentlemen. As you are the lucky winners of the competition, your meal will be on the house for free, and you will also receive a special gift from our store." The young lady, with a professional smile on her face, picked up a photo frame and placed it on the table.

Yun Yi looked closely and saw that the photo in the frame was of her feeding Chen Shun, and the two of them were smiling at each other.

It looks very warm and loving.

"Is this a gift for us?" Yun Yi held up the photo frame, pointing to herself and Chen Shun with a puzzled expression.

She really liked the gift, because Yun Yi hadn't come for the gift itself; she just wanted to save Chen Shun money.

Using a photo of the two of them together as a special gift was a thoughtful gesture that Yun Yi found unexpected.

That's quite romantic. It would be even better if Chen Shun had given it to him.

On the contrary, Chen Shun was not very satisfied.

He originally came to get a special gift for the little witch, and although the gift was thoughtful, it wasn't silly enough.

The little witch likes things that are fun and interesting.

Pufferfish don't count.

"Is this photograph your special gift?" Chen Shun asked.

The shop assistant quickly smiled and shook her head.

"No, that's not it. Originally, the gifts our store gave to lucky customers were things like vouchers, game consoles, or plush toys, but our boss said that you two are special, so we won't be giving you those common items."

A tic-tac-toe mark appeared on Chen Shun's forehead, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

Give me the game console! I want a game console!

A doll would be fine too, as long as it's not a pufferfish; it would be a nice gift for the little witch.

But seeing that Yun Yi seemed to really like the photo frame containing their pictures, Chen Shun didn't say anything more.

"Given that your... um... cough, your outfits are quite eye-catching, the boss decided to give you a more special gift after meeting you..." the young lady explained after coughing twice.

Yun Yi and Chen Shun looked at each other helplessly.

Low emotional intelligence: an oddball dressed in strange clothes.

High emotional intelligence: dressing in a way that makes a striking impression.

"So the special gift isn't just this photo frame?" Yun Yi asked in surprise.

"Of course not, the boss has decided to make you two the store's brand ambassadors, hehe~" The young lady covered her mouth and chuckled, as if congratulating the two.

These words struck them like a bolt from the blue, leaving the two of them stunned.

The young woman ignored the two people who were still in shock and continued speaking to herself:

"The scene you two just witnessed, in the words of our boss, is exactly what he imagines: even legendary sword immortals and witches can enjoy drinks to their heart's content in our shop."

"Is this ambassador the kind that's advertised on posters at the entrance of the conference?" Chen Shun asked anxiously.

"Hmm... if you two would allow us to use it~"

"What benefit do we get?" That was the only thing Yun Yi cared about.

"Of course. If you two allow us to use this photo, we will give you 3% of our monthly revenue."

"Deal!" Yun Yi immediately raised his hands, and Chen Shun couldn't stop him in time.

"Don't agree so quickly... Even if you agree, we can still talk about the price!" Chen Shun said, exasperated.

Yun Yi suddenly realized what was happening and awkwardly lowered her head, avoiding looking at Chen Shun.

She was just thinking about making some extra money and hadn't considered any of this.

"Boss! They've agreed! We can post it on Weibo now!" The young woman suddenly shouted to the side, her voice so loud that all the customers in the store could hear her.

The two were stunned.

Do I need to post on Weibo?

"Really!?" A tall woman who looked to be around thirty years old walked out from the side and came to Chen Shun and Yun Yi.

"I'm the owner of Baba Hot Pot Restaurant. My name is Lin Yu. You two can just call me Sister Yu. Here, this is the contract. Take a look. If there are no problems, sign it!" The older sister rolled up her sleeves, her long hair tied up on top of her head, as if she had just been busy in the restaurant.

A mature, sophisticated woman?

Do people still give themselves nicknames like this these days?

Chen Shun scratched his head.

Yun Yi carefully reviewed the contract, confirming that there were no hidden pitfalls and that it was simply a profit-sharing agreement, before nodding to Chen Shun.

The two signed their names.

Chen Shun then realized that she was called Sister Yu.

"Ahem... Sister Yu... Sister Yu, what's the meaning of this Weibo post?" Chen Shun asked curiously, looking at Sister Yu who was frantically tapping on her phone.

"Oh, this is it." Lin Yu turned the phone screen to Chen Shun, and Yun Yi also leaned over to look.

Yu Ba Bu Neng: [On the fourth day of Ba Ba Hot Pot restaurant's opening, I caught a super handsome swordsman and a stunningly beautiful witch today! prpr, and I even made this young couple my restaurant's brand ambassadors! They both love the food! Hope everyone will come and support us! Swordsmen are awesome! [Image]]

Yun Yi stared wide-eyed at the V-shaped icon on the poster's profile picture.

She pointed at Sister Yu's phone, her voice trembling slightly: "Sister Yu... your 600,000 followers..."

"Oh~ I was a food blogger before I opened the hot pot restaurant." Lin Yu casually tossed his bangs, his tone as calm as water, as if he were talking about something insignificant.

“Chen Shun… our photos…” Yun Yi hurriedly looked to Chen Shun for help.

I originally thought it was just an ordinary shop's official Weibo account with a few thousand or tens of thousands of followers, but it turns out the owner is actually a well-known food blogger!

"Oh, right, not only on Weibo, but also on the posters and the big wall at the main entrance of the store, this photo needs to be hung up, is that alright?" Sister Yu happily waved the contract in her hand.

Chen Shun and Yun Yi could only dejectedly agree.

They've only just gotten together, and someone's already posted about it on Weibo?

I really don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

The only consolation for the two was that they both looked good in the photo, and the effect was indeed quite good after being processed by the mysterious forces of China.

"I'm making a promise to you both: from now on, your meals will be on the house!" Sister Yu proudly patted her impressive chest as she made her guarantee.

The waitress subtly tugged at her sleeve and then pointed to the food cart.

Sister Yu glanced down at the pile of empty plates, her eyes twitching.

Goodness, these two, one looks tall and thin, and the other looks delicate and frail, how can they eat so much?

This is almost enough for five or six people!

Yunyi noticed the subtle change in Sister Yu's expression and couldn't help but feel ashamed as she sat back down in her seat.

She only eats a lot when she's with Chen Shun.

It's like I was infected by Chen Shun.