He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Chen Shun stared at the beef he had just put into the spicy hot pot, lost in thought.

To eat or not to eat?

If I eat it, it seems like the little witch will dislike it; if I don't eat it, beef will become tough if I cook it for too long.

Yun Yi put down her chopsticks, crossed her arms, and looked at him teasingly, waiting for him to make a choice.

Should I choose my own soft little mouth, or the spicy beef in the pot?

Chen Shun only thought for a few seconds before coming up with a solution.

He picked up a piece of beef.

Yun Yi was greatly disappointed; even the ahoge (cowlick) that was making a heart shape with its head towards Chen Shun went limp.

Does he not like kissing me?

Yunyi poked at her bowl with her chopsticks, making no attempt to hide her displeasure.

Chen Shun dipped the beef in the prepared sauce and spent five seconds considering whether or not to add wasabi.

The conclusion was that, for the momentary pleasure of teasing the little witch, he would probably need to spend more time and pay a higher price to appease her.

There's a 5% chance she'll cry from the spiciness, and the remaining 95% chance she'll feel increasingly wronged and then cry.

He quickly placed the beef into Yunyi's bowl.

"I'll give you the beef from the spicy hot pot; I don't mind if your breath smells bad." Chen Shun's voice was full of energy.

"You!" Yun Yi's ahoge stood up again as he stared at Chen Shun in astonishment.

So it was for his own consumption?

"I won't kiss you if my breath smells bad. Doesn't your witch lady have any pride?" Yun Yi snorted proudly twice, picked up the beef and ate it.

It's a little old and a bit hard to chew, but that's okay, it's still the best beef Yunyi has ever eaten in her life.

There's no other reason than that her boyfriend burned her!

This sauce is really to my taste!

Yunyi began to hypnotize herself, and her two toes started swinging restlessly again.

"I want more~" she said sweetly.

The results were outstanding.

Chen Shun became Yun Yi's personal meat-roasting man, just like the three Wind, Fire, and Thunder Envoys who transformed into ruthless meat-roasting men back at the manor.

But Chen Shun found joy in it.

Especially when she saw Yun Yi's greedy look as she stared at the pot, and when she picked out the meat herself, with the broth dripping from the slices, her eyes sparkled.

She waited obediently by the table, dipping herself in the sauce, and then, after finally eating the meat, she cupped her face and beamed with happiness.

All of this made Chen Shun feel as if his heart had melted.

So cute!

Just looking at her like this, I'm completely satisfied with her cuteness.

In the words of the little witch, what was this called again?

Oh, it should be... Yi Yi Energy.

Perhaps "Little Witch Energy" would sound better.

"Chen Shun, this... you can have it." Yun Yi returned the slice of meat that Chen Shun had given him to Chen Shun.

I felt a little embarrassed that Chen Shun kept cooking meat for me.

"You always look at me with that smile, it makes me feel like you're watching a pig being fattened up day by day," Yun Yi complained.

"It would be good if you could really gain some weight," Chen Shun said earnestly as he put a slice of meat into his mouth.

When I was carrying her to the event at the hot pot restaurant, I really didn't feel any weight at all.

It's so light, you wouldn't even know when the wind blew it away.

Upon hearing this, Yun Yi looked down at his own body and became displeased.

"Chen Shun, I've never known your type. Now tell me the truth, do you prefer older or younger women?"

"What's big and small?"

“This.” Yun Yi puffed out her chest.

Chen Shun coughed, almost spitting out the slice of meat he had just put in his mouth.

"Speak quickly!" Yun Yi stood up, leaning down to stare at him.

"I..." Chen Shun couldn't help but lean back tightly against the sofa chair.

"You want me to gain weight, is it because you think my breasts are too small?" Yun Yi raised her eyebrows.

"How could that be?" Chen Shun hurriedly retorted.

"So what kind of girl do you actually like?"

Yun Yi was aggressive, and Chen Shun was sweating profusely.

Aside from occasionally being dragged to look at erotic pictures by his silly friends, he basically doesn't have any thoughts about that kind of thing, and he doesn't have any particular favorite models.

For example, Pisheng likes big ones, regardless of age or size.

"I...I only like what's on you." Chen Shun blurted out without thinking.

"What...!?" Yun Yi was shocked and froze on the spot, then quickly covered his chest.

"No, no, what I mean is, I like anything on you," Chen Shun hurriedly explained.

"Eh?"

Yun Yi was stunned, unsure of where to cover herself.

No wonder I always felt that he liked both my hands and my legs.

And now he's so blatantly saying he likes his teddy bear.

He liked anything that belonged to him...

So, does rounding off mean completely liking yourself?

Seriously, is this another confession?

……

P.S.: I'm guilty. I might have to break my promise about the weekend's outburst. Consider it my fault. I've never asked for leave before. Can today be considered a day off?

===Chapter 137 The photo was posted on Weibo

"Your statement is clearly a lie!" Yun Yi complained, though she was secretly pleased.

In the end, Chen Shun still didn't say what kind of person he actually liked.

It seems rather strange that I kept asking Chen Shun about XP.

"Alright, eat your meat! I love your size!" Chen Shun scooped all the hot meat from the soup spoon into Yun Yi's bowl, lowering his voice and ending the conversation with a hint of embarrassment.

This statement is completely self-deceptive!

Yun Yi was furious and stretched out his leg, trying to stomp on Chen Shun, but Chen Shun already knew how to deal with this move, and Yun Yi's attack was ineffective.

"I'm not happy at all by saying that," Yun Yi mumbled, chewing on the meat Chen Shun had cooked for him.

Unable to reach Chen Shun, Yun Yi became restless, fidgeting irritably on the sofa.

Unable to bear it any longer, she picked up her bowl, walked over to Chen Shun, and sat down, pressing down her skirt.

"Hehe." She gave Chen Shun a playful smile and took the lettuce from his bowl.

“I cooked the meat for you, and now you’re trying to take the vegetables from my bowl. Is this how you treat me…” Chen Shun paused here.

"What about me? Tell me then." Yun Yi narrowed his eyes.

“Your boyfriend,” he said softly but firmly.

"Wow, isn't it only right for my boyfriend to cook meat for me? I've just eaten so much meat and it's getting a bit greasy, so I see there are vegetables in your bowl to cleanse my palate."

"You will definitely become a very successful capitalist in the future."

She was exploiting her boyfriend like that.

Yun Yi was delighted to hear this. If it were true, that would be wonderful, as it would mean she would have the ability to help Chen Shun manage the Chen family business in the future.

"But think about it carefully, haven't I been good to you?"

He could wear black stockings if he wanted to see them, transform into a magical girl if he wanted to see her, and even kiss and touch her if he wanted to.

What else would you like?

"Don't be too greedy, you bastard Chen Shun," Yun Yi said sternly.

"Then give me the meat!" Chen Shun retorted defiantly.

"Mmm~" Yun Yi made a soft nasal sound, put the slice of meat in her mouth, and smiled at Chen Shun.

Let's see if he dares to come over and eat.

Chen Shun moved slightly, almost wanting to lean in.

Yun Yi was startled. She really wanted to lean back and dodge, but she managed to hold back.

She stared intently at Chen Shun, signaling to him with her eyes that it was okay.

As long as he dares to come up, I'll use my little tongue to put the slice of meat into his mouth!

As long as he's not ashamed, he won't be afraid!

Chen Shun looked at the meat slices that were emitting a slightly fragrant and warm aroma, but kept glancing at the lips that were holding the meat slices in their mouths.

Because her mouth was covered in oil, the little witch's lips had a faint sheen, making them look translucent.

He couldn't help but move his Adam's apple.

I really want to just put my arm around her waist and lean down to kiss her.

He reached out and put his arm around Yun Yi's waist, causing Yun Yi's body to tremble violently.