He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Chen Shun, on the other hand, was born with a large appetite.

Yun Yi was very glad that she couldn't cook. If she married Chen Shun in the future, preparing food for Chen Shun and Xiong Ba every day would be a huge challenge.

"Ahem... From now on, when you two come to eat, I'll give you a 50%... 40%... 70% discount, a 70% discount." Lin Yu smiled stiffly and made a verbal promise to the two of them.

From free to 70% off, no one knows what kind of intense struggle Lin Yu went through in his mind.

"Then... can we get some special gifts? Like game consoles or something..." Yun Yi felt that as Chen Shun's personal housekeeper, she had to fight for some more benefits for her boyfriend.

So he timidly tried to persuade someone to buy him a game console.

"Good heavens, you're really taking advantage of me!" Lin Yu laughed in exasperation.

"Sister Yu isn't a stingy person. The contract's already signed, so it's no big deal if you don't pay a little more!" She waved her hand generously and told the saleswoman next to her to bring over the purchased switchboard.

The young woman covered her mouth, tears welling in her eyes, nodded solemnly, and turned to leave. She knew that the boss must be heartbroken.

Before even seeing any benefits, a lot of money had already been invested.

Since only one game console was actually purchased, even though it was part of the prize pool, it was never actually given away; Yu-jie originally planned to play it herself.

"Can I have a doll too?" Chen Shun asked, seizing the opportunity.

Lin Yu nearly coughed up a mouthful of blood, her proud chest heaving violently as a result.

"Here you go, all of it!" she squeezed out through clenched teeth.

Fortunately, the doll itself wasn't very valuable.

“We’ll choose for ourselves,” Chen Shun said with a smile.

"Okay!" Lin Yu tried hard to control his expression, forcing an awkward smile.

They agreed that after the two finished their meal, a staff member would take them to choose something.

She had done her calculations. The photo was very attractive; the man was handsome and the woman was pretty, and their clothes didn't look like those of modern people. It was a great gimmick, much more cost-effective than hiring an obscure celebrity to endorse the product.

This shouldn't be a loss, since they both look quite young; it should be a win-win situation.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Yun Yi turned on her phone and tried to search for Sister Yu's ID, "Yu Ba Bu Neng," on Weibo.

However, as soon as he turned on his phone, he was bombarded with messages from Li Mei.

Li Mei: [Images][Images]

The first image is a screenshot of a Weibo post by Sister Yu.

The second image is a close-up of Yun Yi's head, cropped from a larger photo.

Clearly, Li Mei is a fan of Sister Yu.

Li Mei: [Yi Yi, is that you and Shun Ge'er in the photo?]

===Chapter 138 The Sword Immortal Riding a Pink Electric Scooter

Li Mei: [You, Yi Yi with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, no wonder Xiao Di and I were talking about how we couldn't get a date with you today, turns out you went out and cheated on us with another man!]

Li Mei: [Angry.gif]

It's a GIF of a cat on fire.

Yun Yi originally wanted to pretend he didn't see it and get away with it.

But then she thought about it again and realized that she had already told Li Mei and the others that she liked Chen Shun, so why was she still hiding it now?

The decision to let Sister Yu post the photos on Weibo is essentially just a formal announcement.

She had intended to give them a scare, but unexpectedly, Li Mei came knocking on her door just minutes after Sister Yu posted on Weibo.

Yun Yi: [Pretending to be stupid.jpg]

A silly, feigned expression.

After seeing Yun Yi's reply, Li Mei immediately began bombarding Yun Yi with messages.

Even through the screen, you can feel her gossipy spirit burning brightly; her typing hands must be moving so fast they're practically blurring the screen.

Li Mei: [What's going on between you two? Sister Yu said you two are a couple? Is it true?]

Yunyi typed "yes," then deleted it and resent the same emoji.

Yun Yi: [Pretending to be stupid.jpg]

Yun Yi's feigned ignorance only made Li Mei scratch her hair in frustration.

She was so distressed that she wandered around the room barefoot.

No matter how much he harassed Yi Yi, she didn't send any more messages.

Only a few minutes later, she received a selfie of Yun Yi making a peace sign and grinning sheepishly.

The background shows Shun-ge'er with his cheeks puffed out, still stuffing meat into his mouth.

His expression was just as naive as Yun Yi's.

Li Mei was slightly taken aback, then burst out laughing.

Silly Yi Yi, did you successfully confess your feelings?

Li Mei: [Congratulations.]

Yun Yi: [Pretending to be stupid.jpg]

Instead of sending her best wishes to her friend, Li Mei felt a sense of loss.

So, my friend found a partner. Is this the bittersweet feeling?

Li Mei sat there for a while, feeling she couldn't accept it, so she took out her phone again and sent a message to Xiao Di.

Li Mei: [Corporal Di, please respond, over]

Xiao Di: [What's wrong? I'm designing new clothes!]

Li Mei: [Image]

Li Mei: [Are you going to catch them in the act?]

The photo that Yunyi sent to Li Mei was then forwarded by Li Mei to Xiao Di.

Xiao Di put down what she was holding, stared wide-eyed at the screen.

Aren't these Yi Yi and Shun Ge'er?

If you don't look at his face, Shun Ge'er's outfit makes him look like an ethereal being.

The two of them secretly went out to eat hot pot!

Judging from how skilled they were, who knows what they did before eating hot pot!

Xiao Di: [!!!!!!!!!]

Xiao Di: [Address, I'll be downstairs in three minutes! Mei Mei, come pick me up!]

She knew that Li Mei loved riding motorcycles, but because she was young and didn't have a driver's license, she could only ride electric scooters.

Just then, Li Mei arrived to pick him up on her pink electric scooter.

Li Mei: [I'll be downstairs at your place right away! By the way, how did you know I had their restaurant address?]

Xiao Di: [You're the all-powerful Mei Mei! *licks*

Li Mei: [Don't come downstairs yet, wait for me in the room. (Pulling up her pants.jpg)]

Xiao Di: [Waaaaah, meow meow meow?]

……

Li Mei grabbed Xiao Di's face and went downstairs with her.

"Get in the car." She handed Xiaodi a helmet and casually raised her chin.

Xiao Di struggled to climb onto the back seat of the car, then fell off.

She coughed twice, put on her helmet, took two running steps, and jumped up.

"Hold on to my waist, the experienced driver is about to start driving."

Li Mei's cool voice reached Xiao Di's ears.

Xiao Di wrapped her arms around Li Mei's soft waist.

"Where are Yi Yi and the other two eating hot pot? Will we be able to catch a hot pot?" Xiao Di leaned against Li Mei's back.

"If I drive faster, I should still make it. If not, I can always order more food!"

The little electric scooter sped up and raced forward with all its might.

"Shouldn't we be wearing masks and sneaking around watching from the side? That's how it's always done in anime," Xiao Di asked, puzzled.

"But don't you want to eat hot pot?"

"……think."

"Why bother peeking? Let's just go and freeload!"

"But aren't they on a date right now? Isn't it inappropriate for us to act like this?" Xiao Di whispered a reminder.

squeak!

The small electric stove came to an abrupt stop at the roadside, and Xiao Di slumped headfirst onto Li Mei's back.

She touched her slightly aching nose, and complained as she moved her hand up to rub Li Mei.

It wouldn't hurt so much if you hit it head-on.

"You're really something else, damn it. This isn't good, so what should we do?"

Li Mei quickly slapped Xiao Di's hand away.

"What else can we do but tell Yiyi directly?"

Xiao Di squeezed her legs together, signaling Li Mei to continue forward.

"Then tell Yiyi that I can't free up my hands right now."

"Oh."

Li Mei turned the handle, and the electric scooter sped away.