He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

No, he'll get a nosebleed, so I'd better not show it to him.

She held down Xiong Ba's neck and helped him wash his hair.

"Xiongba, do you think it's okay for me to be your mother?"

Yun Yi smiled foolishly, somewhat dazed.

Xiong Ba probably understood what the bad woman meant, so he called out twice to indicate his refusal.

But Yunyi isn't Chen Shun; she can't understand dog language.

"Hehe, so you agree? Then I'll take good care of you from now on, and I'll raise you with your dad~"

"By the way, you'll have a little sister named Fat Tiger in the future. You can't bully her."

Yun Yi was talking to herself in front of Xiong Ba, occasionally twisting her body shyly and covering her face.

I don't know what I was fantasizing about.

Xiong Ba didn't want to listen to the annoying nagging of the bad woman, so he broke free from Yun Yi's embrace, ran to pick up some bamboo shoots, and placed them in front of Yun Yi, indicating that she could wash the bamboo shoots if she had nothing to do.

"Good girl~"

Yun Yi affectionately rubbed Xiong Ba's head.

Chen Shun went to the kitchen and cut a large piece of cured meat. When he came back, he saw a harmonious scene of a man and a dog.

"It seems you get along well with Xiong Ba."

Yun Yi turned around happily.

However, she is still stuck in the role of Xiong Ba's mother and hasn't come out of it.

She was about to say "Welcome home!" in the tone of the hostess, but then she wanted to say to Xiong Ba, "Your father is back!"

However, her body and brain are often not in sync.

“…Dad…Dad…” she stammered.

Chen Shun was dumbfounded. How come he's acting like an elder now that he's only been gone for a short while?

Is the little witch playing some kind of role-playing game again?

Should we cooperate with her?

"Huh?" Chen Shun responded tentatively, his voice sounding somewhat weak.

The air was silent for three seconds.

……

With a splash, Yun Yi buried her head in the stream. The water carried away enough heat for her to avoid melting.

What did I just say?!

Why did Chen Shun still respond?

"Yun Yi?" Chen Shun walked over with a hint of anxiety.

"Don't come any closer!"

Yun Yi gritted her teeth and splashed water at Chen Shun to stop him from moving forward.

Chen Shun could only raise his hand to protect his face and take a few steps back.

"Promise me you'll forget what just happened!" Yun Yi rushed up to Chen Shun, her face flushed as she glared at him.

"What just happened? I don't understand what you're saying."

Chen Shun rolled his eyes, stuck out his tongue, and began to play dumb.

The pufferfish spirit Yun Yi immediately swelled up.

What a nuisance! Should we use magic to cleanse his brain?

Although there's a risk of him becoming an idiot from all the washing, it's okay, I'll take good care of him for the rest of my life!

Even eating requires me to feed him bite by bite!

Seeing Yun Yi's increasingly dangerous gaze, Chen Shun had a sudden inspiration.

"My dear witch, I really don't know what just happened! I was just hit by the Crimson King's Stand ability!"

He's talking nonsense.

Yun Yi paused for a second, then bit her lower lip, shyly hugged her arm, and looked away with a wandering gaze.

"Don't do it again. Don't embarrass me like this again. I... I'm going to change my clothes now... darling..."

She said the last sentence, "Dear," in a very soft voice.

Then he turned and ran away.

Yun Yi covered her face while grinning foolishly.

"Hehehe, he called me 'darling'...he called me 'darling'!"

Darling~

Honey!

Her mind had selectively ignored Chen Shun's other remarks.

What's this about Crimson King? I'm not familiar with it at all!

If it dares to show up and disturb her relationship with the sword immortal, hmph, I'll beat it to a pulp!

Yun Yi happily returned to her room, changed her clothes, and came out.

This outfit was a gift from Yun Yao to Yun Yi before their trip.

A completely black outfit: a loose black T-shirt with a large magic hat printed on it, and black cropped drawstring lantern pants.

"How is it? Does it look good?"

Although I really wanted to call him "darling," I was still too shy.

"You look very beautiful if you don't say anything..."

Yun Yi's face, combined with this outfit, looks incredibly cool and stylish, but for some reason, every time Yun Yi opens his mouth to speak, that feeling completely disappears.

Perhaps this is what's meant by "gap moe" (a cute or unexpected charm), Chen Shun thought to himself.

However, no matter what, she looked better than the little witch in stockings that day.

That image was deeply etched into Chen Shun's mind, and he could never forget it.

Why aren't you wearing stockings anymore?

"What's wrong? You like black stockings?"

"Hmm." Chen Shun hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

"Then next time we meet up... I'll wear it then, okay?"

Yunyi had intended to wear it on their next date.

"You can't go back on your word!"

"Of course!"

……

Did you wash the bamboo shoots?

"Yes."

"Well done."

Yun Yi was very happy to receive the praise and obediently sat next to Chen Shun to watch him process the bamboo shoot tips, peeling and cutting them into sections.

"Chen Shun, how about you teach me to cook?"

Why do you want to learn to cook?

"Prepare for the future."

"The future? You want to be a chef?"

No, that's not it.

"why?"

"secret."

Chen Shun then stopped asking questions.

Anyway, the little witch's cooking could never be better than his.

Watching Chen Shun skillfully prepare the ingredients, Yun Yi was also itching to try it herself.

Then he took the knife from Chen Shun and clumsily imitated Chen Shun's posture.

After cutting a few bamboo shoot tips into sections, Yun Yi returned the knife to Chen Shun and sat down to the side, wiping away his sweat with a smug look on his face.

How about you cut it up yourself and eat it?

"Once they're in the pot, who can tell which is which?"

……

"What should we do? How about we go swimming with Xiong Ba and take a bath, then we'll be done with it?"

"But can we swim like this?" Zhang Ze shook the handcuffs on his hands.

Not far away, two filthy, unlucky men, handcuffed together, sighed and squatted on the bank, watching Xiong Ba frolic in the water.

===Chapter 102 You're a Sword Immortal, You'll Always Find a Way

"Damn it! I don't care anymore, I'm going into the water!" Zhang Chi smelled the fresh, earthy scent on the two of them, stood up abruptly, and started taking off his clothes.

Zhang Ze had no choice but to help him take off his clothes.

Then the two realized they couldn't get their clothes off at all...

Even if they manage to get off, they'll be stuck in the handcuffs and transferred to another person.

Zhang Chi, shirtless, and Zhang Ze stared at each other, their clothes hanging on the handcuffs between them, swaying in the wind.