He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

"Boiled!"

Zhang Chi cursed angrily, put his shirt back on, and tried to unbutton his trousers.

"Why can I take off my pants but not my shirt? Who swims in just a shirt and no pants?"

Zhang Ze pointed at Zhang Chi speechlessly.

Yes, it's you.

"Don't talk nonsense, I swam wearing my pants and shirt together!"

Zhang Chi cursed and shook off Zhang Ze's finger.

Now the two of them have adopted a movement pattern similar to a three-legged race, which makes everything inconvenient.

Fortunately, both of them were boys, so apart from comparing their penises, nothing else embarrassing happened when they went to the toilet.

"I can't take it anymore, let's get in the water!"

"Put your phone away first."

Zhang Chi placed their belongings some distance from the shore, then pulled Zhang Ze into the water.

"How can we swim when we're handcuffed together?" Zhang Ze asked, tugging at the handcuffs.

"Dog paddle, we should be able to paddle through the water with both hands."

"Give it a try..."

Xiong Ba was surprised to discover that there were two other people who were even worse swimmers than him.

……

After being looked down upon by Chen Shun for a while, Yun Yi was very unconvinced and said that she had already learned cooking skills and wanted to show Chen Shun her skills.

Chen Shun smiled and said, "You've learned how to cook just by cutting a few bamboo shoot tips?"

Isn't that like someone who knows how to install batteries in a remote control thinking they can build a rocket?

Moreover, the cuts were ugly and the sizes were uneven.

Yun Yi was fuming and immediately said she would cook a dish for Chen Shun.

She asked Xiong Ba to catch her a crab, saying she wanted to cook it for Chen Shun!

This made Chen Shun look at her with new respect!

Then he stole a lot of seasonings from Chen Shun and hid to the side, doing something unknown.

“Ginger… I hate it, and it has a strong smell, but Chen Shun likes to eat it… I’ll just throw the whole thing in.”

"Garlic, I know how to do that, I peel them into individual pieces."

"The scallion... should just be cut in half."

"Pour in some more vinegar..."

When Yun Yi brought a basin upside down on the cutting board to Chen Shun, Chen Shun was stunned.

"Is this the crab you cooked?" You cooked it on a cutting board and in a plastic bowl?

“That’s right!” Yun Yi handed Chen Shun a pair of chopsticks.

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"Still moving! Alive!"

Chen Shun quickly stood up; the upside-down plastic basin was still making rustling sounds.

"That's just its soul rebelling!"

Yun Yi stubbornly insisted that this was a crab feast cooked for Chen Shun.

Chen Shun mustered his courage and opened the plastic basin. Immediately, a large blue pair of pliers emerged from it and clamped down on Chen Shun's chopsticks.

"..."

"..."

“It… its soul…” Yun Yi looked at his toes, struggling to come up with a better excuse.

"Did you know that cooked crabs are red?"

"I'm colorblind!" Yun Yi proudly puffed out her chest, not blushing at all while lying.

Chen Shun flipped the cutting board over, and the crab fell into the plastic bucket, immediately making a splashing sound to their ears.

He glanced at Yun Yi speechlessly and moved the cutting board away.

There was a large crab in the plastic bucket, with a whole pan-fried dumpling and a few cloves of garlic scattered around it.

The crab's other large claw gripped a piece of scallion and then snapped it in half.

"Look, it's very self-aware; it knows how to cut its own seasonings..."

Yun Yi pointed to the crab with great seriousness.

However, this seemed to anger the crab, which swung its pincers and tried to pinch Yunyi's fingers.

"what……!"

Yun Yi quickly took a few steps back and firmly covered her fingers.

"Chen Shun...it's pinching me!" Yun Yi cried out in a pitiful voice.

Chen Shun just wanted to laugh.

"If you're so afraid of crabs, how did you manage to catch one and put it in the basin?"

"Xiong Ba is a bastard..."

"puff……"

"Don't laugh!"

"I'm sorry you had to keep smiling."

He could already picture Yun Yi standing to the side, nervously and trembling as she threw the scallions, ginger, and garlic into the basin.

If you smell it closely, you can even detect a slight odor of vinegar.

That shows they put in effort.

Are you asking me to eat raw crab?

"You're a sword immortal, you'll always find a way..."

"Do you think that if you put them all in a bowl, they'll cook on their own?"

"How about we don't eat it? It doesn't seem like it really wants to be eaten by us."

Seeing the crabs that had already crawled to the edge of the basin, Yun Yi quickly hid behind Chen Shun, peeking out half of her head.

"You're not trapped, are you? Let me see your hand."

"No, almost..."

Yun Yi moved her fair hands to Chen Shun's side.

Chen Shun examined his palm, then turned it over to look at the back of his hand; he was sure it hadn't been pinched.

"Could you please not bother the crabs next time?"

"You're the one who caused this last time! Have you forgotten?"

"It seems so, I'm sorry."

……

Zhang Ze and Zhang Chi finally learned how to swim while handcuffed.

As long as you keep your movements mirror-symmetric to the other person's, it will be fine.

However, because both of them were wearing clothes and pants, swimming was very difficult.

Whenever someone looked over, the two of them had to pretend to be playing around with Xiong Ba so that others wouldn't notice anything unusual about them.

I also washed off the dirt that was on my body.

"Wash it clean. The sun is really strong today. It will dry in the sun."

"Damn, I really never want to experience that again!"

"Really? Why do I suddenly find this quite interesting?"

Zhang Chi's words frightened Zhang Ze.

He could only pray that the twelve hours would pass quickly so he could go find Xiao Di... and confront Li Mei.

However, the two instigators were mingling in the crowd watching the two men surnamed Zhang playing in the water.

"Xiao Di, why do I feel like they're having a lot of fun?"

"Ah, I enjoyed watching it too."

……

"Chen Shun, the crab has escaped again."

Yunyi kept her eyes fixed on the escaped crab, believing that it might seek revenge on her.

"It's gone, why don't you go and catch it?"

"I dont go."

Yun Yi immediately made an X to indicate his refusal.

"Will you dare to cook again next time?"

"You'll do it again! Let me tell you, I'm just not good at cooking crabs. Next time I'll cook something else for you!"

She remained confident.

After Chen Shun had prepared all the ingredients, he put them all into the pot, lit the fire, and put the lid on.

"Is Xiong Ba clean now?"

"It's clean now, but could you please stop it from shaking out all the water? I'm really going to have no clothes to change into!"