He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Chen Shun said helplessly.

"How about I use magic to dye it black? That way, it'll be easy to recognize at a glance."

Are you trying to harm me?

"I would never hurt you."

She doesn't want to become a widow before even getting married.

"Then why wasn't a single one of the many mushrooms you picked that weren't poisonous?"

"..."

Yun Yi discovered that Chen Shun's memory was particularly good in places like this.

===Chapter 101 You're Really a Dog

"I don't know which ones are poisonous and which ones aren't. I just want to find matsutake mushrooms to make soup for you."

"You can cook?"

"No, I only know how to eat." Yun Yi put her hands on her hips and tilted her head back confidently.

"In the end, won't I still end up making soup for you?" Chen Shun said helplessly, spreading his hands.

"What else can I do? If I really stew it for you, then I'll be harming you!"

Yun Yi joked with a grin.

"By the way, if I really made you some soup, would you drink it?"

"As long as you can cook it properly, my cultivator body is in excellent condition and I won't get diarrhea," Chen Shun said smugly.

"You said it yourself!" Yun Yi pretended to put on a stern face and pointed at Chen Shun.

"Hmm...we'll let Xiong Ba have a taste first."

"Xiong Ba may not be human, but you really are a dog."

Yun Yi squatted down, rubbed Xiong Ba's big head, and complained to it about its master's inhuman behavior.

She planned to first bring Xiong Ba to her side, then slowly and gradually win over Chen Shun.

The two people and the dog arrived at the stream and found that quite a few classmates were already there.

The students in Class 2, Grade 3, somehow managed to catch a rabbit.

Then the boys and girls started arguing. The girls said, "Why eat rabbits when they're so cute?" while the boys kept explaining to them how delicious and tasty rabbits are.

When the girls tried to snatch the bunny away, several of them almost got bitten on the hand, and they all turned pale and stopped talking.

They no longer interfered with the boys' behavior.

Lei was amused. These rabbits were originally meat rabbits raised at the manor, and they were specially released for them to catch. He didn't expect to see such an interesting scene.

Wild rabbits are incredibly fast; you can't catch them without experience.

As soon as Xiong Ba saw the water, he rushed over and dragged Yun Yi into the stream.

Chen Shun looked at Xiong Ba and the little witch who was soaking wet with satisfaction. It seemed that their relationship was already quite good.

He carefully placed the bamboo shoots he had dug up and returned to the mountain villa, intending to go to the kitchen to buy some cured meat.

When passing by his grandfather's wine cellar, Chen Shun turned back.

He suddenly remembered that he had said he would give the Shun Tan wine to Qiu Laoban.

"While Grandpa's not around, hurry up..." Chen Shun looked around, then slipped inside.

"Hehe, it's from Shuntan. My grandfather doesn't let me drink, but maybe I'll get to try it this time..."

Chen Shun picked out a large jar and patted it like he was choosing a watermelon, even though he didn't know why he was doing it.

"What are you doing in my wine cellar, you brat?"

Chen Shun shuddered violently, his hair standing on end, and he almost spilled the wine in his hand.

Looking back, I saw my grandfather with his hands behind his back, head down, large sunglasses sliding down his nose, his eyes rolling upwards, staring at me with a melancholy expression.

"grandfather!"

"You little rascal, you dare to steal wine?"

Chen Lu had just discovered that someone had stepped into the restricted area of ​​his wine cellar. He thought someone had accidentally wandered into the wrong room, but when he came over, he found that it was actually his grandson stealing wine.

"I...I didn't drink it for myself!"

"Whoa! You're planning to use it to force-feed your witch classmate?... You've gone bad, haven't you? Did that little bastard Chen Jian teach you that? Wait till he gets back, I'll beat him to a pulp!"

"Grandpa, why are you being so frivolous? What are you thinking about? I want to send a jar to our homeroom teacher."

"Oh...oh, homeroom teacher, haha..." Chen Lu laughed awkwardly, then took the wine jar from Chen Shun's hand and put it back.

"Silly boy, how can you give your homeroom teacher something cheap? If you're going to drink something, drink something good!" Chen Lu switched to another jar of wine that had a thin layer of ash on it. "This wine is not like those spiritual plants or anything. Some wines are too strong for ordinary people to handle."

"I do want to find an opportunity to meet your homeroom teacher. I'll take you there; you can go do your own thing."

"Hey, wait a minute..."

Before Chen Shun could speak, Chen Lu had already disappeared from Chen Shun's sight, carrying the wine jar.

These wines were Chen Lu's prized possessions, which he rarely drank. But since they were to be given to Chen Shun's homeroom teacher, Chen Lu wouldn't be stingy, since the teacher had brought a gift with him.

But how could he let Chen Shun deliver it? If he went himself, he might even be able to get half a jar for free.

"Fine, since he's Shun's homeroom teacher, I'll share this jar of Three Flowers Wine."

Chen Lu went to the kitchen, cut a plate of meat, and went to Qiu Qiu's room, knocking on the door.

As the owner of Neverfall Manor, he naturally knew that Qiu Qiu was in the room at that moment.

Who is it?

Qiu Qiu opened the door.

"Oh, Mr. Chen, please come in, please come in."

"What is Teacher Qiu busy with?"

Chen Lu glanced around and saw that the small table in Qiu Qiu's room was covered with sheets of paper.

"I'm busy preparing lessons. After all, I'm a teacher. Even though I'm out having fun with everyone, I still have things to do. Please have a seat."

Qiu Qiu quickly put away the textbooks and notebooks on the small table.

"Teacher Qiu, you really deserve to be called 'teacher' by Xiaoshun and the others..."

I didn't feel bad about giving away this jar of wine.

"Teacher Qiu, would you like a drink?"

Chen Lu put down the wine jar and meat, and sat down facing Qiu Qiu.

"I saw this thing in your hand earlier and was just waiting for you to say that. I don't have any other hobbies, I just love this."

"Want to have a drink? This old man also wants to hear what Xiaoshun is doing at school."

I'd also like to hear about the little guy and that girl.

Qiu Qiu didn't know where Old Master Chen had pulled out the two small cups, but as soon as the wine entered her mouth, Qiu Qiu felt like she was floating on air.

He had never tasted such a fragrant and mellow wine.

When Chen Shun is mentioned, Qiu Qiu talks about him with great enthusiasm.

He started by talking about how he wore a Taoist robe and carried a sword to school, and then went on to describe how, in his eyes, Chen Shun and the class monitor were always flirting and exchanging sweet nothings. He even said that love is something that can't be hidden from the homeroom teacher, and that Chen Shun and the class monitor would probably end up together in the future, blah blah blah.

He speaks fluently and can't stop.

Chen Lu listened to his grandson's amusing stories, drank his wine in large gulps, and unconsciously curled the corners of his mouth into a smile.

Judging from what Teacher Qiu said, there's a high chance that his granddaughter-in-law can't escape.

This teacher, Mr. Qiu, is quite a character. Knowing that his students were showing signs of being in a relationship, he didn't try to stop them. Instead, he let things take their natural course and even shared his life experience of setting up a couple as deskmates, only for them to break up within half a month.

Chen Lu was delighted, and the two hit it off even more as they talked.

"Come on, drink! It's been so long since I've had such a hearty drink with someone. Teacher Qiu, drink as much as you want, there's plenty of wine at this wine estate!"

"Hehe, then we shall respectfully accept your offer!"

As Chen Lu talked, he discovered that Qiu Qiu was a great talent. He knew a bit about astronomy, geography, landscape, and feng shui, and could even talk about the Eight Trigrams and Six Lines.

If Qiu Qiu hadn't been so old, Chen Lu would have wanted to recruit him into the family.

He couldn't help but wonder, has the world of ordinary people developed to this point?

Or is this a basic quality of a high school homeroom teacher?

If all high school homeroom teachers are like this, then this world is truly terrifying...

I'd rather stay in the Everlasting Mountain and be an old hermit...

……

Yunyi stood by the stream, her trousers rolled up, and clear water flowed over her calves.

She was soaked to the bone, and only now did she understand why Chen Shun had tricked her into giving Xiong Ba a bath.

This is a very dangerous physical job!

"Xiong Ba! Come here!"

Yun Yi stood with his hands on his hips, glaring angrily at Xiong Ba.

Xiong Ba was paddling in the water like a dog when he heard Yun Yi call him, so he turned around and swam towards Yun Yi.

Just as he was about to shake off the water, Yun Yi pointed at him and scolded him.

"Don't shake me wet... Stop running around, hurry up and wash yourself clean! Otherwise... your dad will beat you when he gets back!"

Xiong Ba ignored her and proceeded to shake the water off Yun Yi.

Yun Yi tried her best not to get angry; since she was already soaked, it didn't matter.

She looked down at the wet T-shirt with the outline of her underwear printed on it, her face full of worry.

If this makes the sword immortal take a second look at my figure, what does it matter if I'm a little wet?