The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

As the saying goes, history is a mirror~ Mr. Simo believes that what can teach the people of Amalgam what is "rise and fall"—Amalgam rises, Simo reigns! Kousaka's sister complex, step aside!

But plans can't keep up with changes. Mr. Seamus inexplicably finds his backyard on fire, and inexplicably discovers that his memory is malfunctioning, which fuels a burning anger within him.

So Mr. Seamus didn't keep his mouth shut at first, and when he was about to pull out a bomb for some fun... ...

Simata, you've forgotten about this siscon!

However, once words are spoken, they are like spilled water; spittle and saliva have already been sprayed onto the face of the pretty boy with glasses across the way. Does Mr. Seamus have to go up and lick it clean?

If Iluku were in her original form, Mr. Simo might have licked her. It's just a French kiss, right? Mr. Simo wouldn't be at a disadvantage anyway.

However, since Ilukuku is now a man, Mr. Simo did not have that idea.

However, if Mr. Simo really did that, Ilukuku might forgive him instead. You know, in the dragon race, licking faces is a very intimate gesture, just like how she often does it to her sister Tabasa (Miss Ilukuku doesn't seem to have ever seen anyone else keep a puppy).

But Mr. Simo ultimately didn't lick his boots; he maintained his bottom line as a human being! That bottom line that countless otaku had trampled on under the lust for beauty and the sophistry of "cuteness is justice"!

Mr. Seamus has dignity!

However, Mr. Seamus, who valued dignity, discovered that the means to maintain his dignity seemed somewhat distant from his own life.

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38. He offended his "brother-in-law" but still wants to marry into the Shioda family?

"Man is an animal"—everyone knows this statement, and everyone knows that the person who said it was Darwin. "Man is social"—even the most educated and privileged people in the Chinese Federation know this; capitalist political economy has tormented them to no end.

But not many people know who said "humans are social animals," but Mr. Seamus does, because he is very familiar with the teacher of the person who said it—the mentor of spiritual love—Plato.

As Plato's disciple, Simeon does not know the circumstances or purpose under which Aristotle uttered those words.

But Mr. Seamus clearly knew that the biggest difference between humans and animals lay in their social nature.

So how is human sociality manifested?

Of course you should turn to your organization when you're in trouble! You agree, right? You're such a siscon?

What is an organization? Isn't an organization something that can step in and take the blame when you need it? Of course, there are also those who suffer the consequences of being blamed by the organization, such as the boys who participated in all the events at the sports meet for the honor of their class.

The relationship between individuals and organizations, as well as the relative strength of individuals and organizations, generally determines who bears the blame.

Given Mr. Seamus's relationship with the amalgam, Mr. Seamus generally plays a key role in shifting blame.

For example, this time, Mr. Simo initially just wanted to borrow some momentum from the Kosaka siscon. Of course, to express Mr. Simo's respect for the dead siscon, he would give the dead siscon a pot and carve two big words "Professional" on the bottom of the pot.

Why engrave it on the bottom of the pot? Of course, it's so that when the Kousaka sister complex carries it out, all the mercury alloy fans can see it!

With such a loyal leader, what are you worried about? What are you worried about? You can definitely handle anything if you entrust it to Kousaka, the sister complex.

[This should greatly increase the cohesion within the amalgam!] Mr. Seamus felt he had done a great service for the organization.

So he unhesitatingly shifted the blame, but the effect was beyond Mr. Seamus's expectations.

Mr. Simmo originally thought that, under his moral pressure, if the bespectacled man (Ilukuku) and he were to fight, the members of Amalgam would certainly not stand idly by. (Even if they did stand idly by, Mr. Simmo would do everything in his power to drag them all down with him.)

As long as the situation becomes chaotic, Mr. Seamus can seize the opportunity to reclaim his "dignity" and his explosives. He might even be able to kill two birds with one stone, eliminating both the bespectacled man and the siscon on the other side at the same time.

But whether the members of the amalgam group would stand idly by was something Mr. Seamus didn't know, because the bespectacled man opposite him had actually lowered his head with a deathly pale expression.

What's so special about this?

What's so special about this?

Glasses guy? Why are you chickening out? Mr. Simo was just using someone else's power to intimidate you, how could you back down like this? Mr. Simo was even planning to drag Kousaka's sister complex into this mess and then stab her in the back!

That won't do!

Make sure to provoke that bespectacled guy on the other side, and then create a "big news" story! For example: "Kousaka, the gang leader of the 11th District, was beaten to death by students after getting into an argument while trying to infiltrate a Brittany school." What a great headline!

However, before Mr. Simo could continue to promote the spirit of artilleryism, Tabasa, who had been silent and even virtually invisible, spoke up.

"They are my brothers."

As soon as these words were spoken, Ilukuku was stunned, Louise was stunned, and Simon was stunned as well.

What did that expressionless cross-dresser just say? "Brother?" What does it matter to me if he's your brother? And just because he's your brother, does that give him the right to invade other people's privacy? Just because he's your brother, does that give him the right to stalk Mr. Simon? Besides, who are you?

Mr. Ximo first gave a cold laugh. He originally thought that the kind of thing that "my dad is xx" only happened in the Chinese Federation, but he didn't expect to see it in Area 11 today.

But in less than a second, Mr. Seamus's mocking face froze: [Wait! What did that expressionless guy just say? "They are my brothers"? "They"?]

The word "们" is usually added after a noun or pronoun to indicate a plural number, meaning two or more people.

Of the four people facing off, Mr. Seamus could not possibly be the younger brother of the expressionless cross-dresser, while the gloomy blond-haired man with glasses opposite him is clearly one of the expressionless man's younger brothers.

So who is the other younger brother?

Just then, Tabasa pointed at Ilukuku and spoke again: "My name is Tadakuni Shiota, and this is my third brother, Hidenori Shiota."

Mr. Seamus turned his head stiffly to look at the little angel Shiota behind him. The little angel hesitated for a moment (Louise already knew what Tabitha was up to, but she couldn't deny or refuse), and finally nodded under Mr. Seamus's questioning gaze.

When Mr. Seamus turned around again, his face became as radiant as a flower, as warm as spring, and his smile was so kind as if he wanted the two people opposite him to feel his kindness and joy.

"Oh dear, this is truly a case of the flood washing away the Dragon King's temple! It's a pleasure to meet you! I've heard so much about you!" Mr. Simo grabbed Tabasa's hand and shook it warmly.

Mr. Seamus, where is your dignity?!

This sudden change from arrogance to obsequiousness not only made Iluku's eyes widen, but even the students who had been drawn by the commotion were speechless: "Is she changing her demeanor?"

Amidst everyone's stunned expressions, Mr. Seamus introduced himself as if reciting a menu: "I am Seamus Fous. Born on November 11, 2001, at 11:11 AM. My ancestral home is Afghanistan, ah, now called District 8. Both parents are deceased, no one needs to support me. I own a house and a car (earned through embezzled funds), and my annual after-tax salary is one million (in reality, I don't pay any taxes at all; who would dare to collect them? And I've even omitted a zero from my income. Mr. Seamus has already started preparing his post-marital stash). Brother, you can rest assured and entrust Nagisa to me."

Mr. Seamus (thinking he finally understood): These weren't a effeminate cross-dresser with a livid face and a blond-haired man with glasses, were they? They were clearly the brother-in-law and his younger brother-in-law coming to scout out their prospective brother-in-law!

Tabasa calmly withdrew his hand, then asked coldly, "Did someone suspect me of following my own brother?"

“That bastard spread the rumors, step forward, I promise I’ll beat him to a pulp!” Mr. Seamus said, striking a loyal dog pose.

But this affected, groveling attitude didn't impress Tabasa: "It seems some people are saying I'm invading other people's privacy?"

After speaking, Tabasa gave another cold, disdainful look, making Mr. Simon's heart pound so hard he didn't even notice his back was soaked with sweat.

39. The suffering you endure from your brother-in-law (Tabasa) will be taken from your brother-in-law (Ilukuku).

Fortunately, the spring chill hadn't completely dissipated, and everyone was dressed warmly, so Mr. Ximo's embarrassing situation went unnoticed. Faced with the persistent questioning from his older brother Zhongbang (Mr. Ximo dared not continue calling him a effeminate, expressionless man), Mr. Ximo quickly stated, "Observation doesn't count as spying... Observation, an older brother watching his younger brother, that's out of care and concern, just like the affairs of scholars. Can that be considered spying?"

Only then did Tabasa nod with some satisfaction. She then said something that made Mr. Simo break out in a cold sweat: "I heard that you and Nagisa have become friends. Hideaki and I were a little worried, so we observed you from afar a few times. You know, the Shiota family has very strict rules. How can we not put you through the motions? Besides, Nagisa is such a 'naive' child. If we don't keep an eye on him and protect him, what if he gets 'bullied'?"

Iluku, who was listening nearby, could swear to God that this was absolutely made up by her sister on the spot based on what Simo said. There was only one reason why they followed Louise: to stop Louise from "running away" alone! You should know that at present, Simo's personal favorability rating is still zero for everyone except Louise.

At that moment, while Simo and Tabasa were one fawning and the other indifferent, Louise moved to Iluku's side unnoticed: "When did you become my 'brothers'? And what about Shiota Tadakuni and Shiota Hidenori? I clearly remember your previous alias was Tadashi Hidenori!"

Seeing Louise gritting her teeth but having to whisper her questions for fear of being overheard, Iluku smiled knowingly and lowered her voice as well, saying, "It was changed before entering the school. Don't forget, 'consulting operations' is my forte. It's just a matter of changing a file, so easy. If we hadn't prepared, how could we have swaggered in front of you like this!"

After saying that, Ilukuku looked at Louise with a grin, who had an expression that suggested she wanted to kill him but was helpless. Suddenly, Ilukuku understood why the now-bad Simo always "liked" to bully Louise. This feeling was something she didn't want to stop.

Ilukuku was already fantasizing about how to make the same expression appear on Mr. Seamus, and she knew she would feel incredibly satisfied.

"Oh dear, your younger brother is having another chat with your older brother. Come on, let your older brother chat too~"

Mr. Simo's sudden voice startled Ilukuku, and then she saw that smug face. If she hadn't been so mentally strong, Ilukuku would have screamed out of fright.

"You, weren't you chatting with Tadakuni? What are you doing here?" Irukuku stammered. She was just thinking about doing something naughty to Nishi when he suddenly appeared in front of her. It was like fantasizing about her long-distance girlfriend and working out her biceps, only to have her suddenly appear in front of her. Irukuku couldn't help but be nervous.

Mr. Simon curled his lip. If he hadn't suffered a loss with his brother-in-law (Tabasa) earlier, who would want to flirt with his brother-in-law to find some psychological balance?

what is going on actually?

It turns out that, under Mr. Ximo's constant flattery and respect, although Zhongbang's brother-in-law still maintained a cold face, Mr. Ximo could clearly sense that his brother-in-law was in a very good mood (because he was enjoying bullying Ximo).

So Mr. Ximo took the opportunity to move closer and cautiously probed, "Brother Zhongbang, what do you think of my marriage with Zhu?"

In an instant, Mr. Seamus felt the temperature around him drop several degrees. Although his brother-in-law's face remained expressionless, revealing no joy, anger, sorrow, or happiness, Mr. Seamus could sense that he was angry!

Just as Mr. Seamus was feeling extremely nervous, a light, casual voice came over: "There's no rush, let me think it over."

Immediately, Mr. Simo burst into tears; they were going to continue testing him. Mr. Simo was practically on the verge of crying out, "Brother-in-law, you've done it!"

Mr. Simon immediately understood that his brother-in-law, who was so stubborn and unwilling to eat or drink, was indeed not so easy to deal with.

[If there's no other way, let's try a "strategy" first.]

Strategy is different from tactics. For example, what is called reckless advance in tactics is called offense in strategy; another example is called retreat or escape in tactics, but it is called relocation in strategy.

Now Mr. Seamus is preparing to "shift his focus," as the saying goes: "When the enemy advances, we retreat; when the enemy camps, we harass; when the enemy tires, we attack; when the enemy retreats, we pursue."

Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither could his brother-in-law be won over in a day. Mr. Simon was prepared for a long-term struggle.

In fact, this incident also taught Mr. Seamus a lesson. He had been too focused on the little angel himself and had not considered the little angel's family at all.

Of course, as an orphan who grew up without parents (that's how I remember it), it's normal that the carefree Mr. Simo couldn't imagine that little angel Shiota had brothers and sisters.

After all, even Louise herself didn't expect to have two more "brothers." No, if Henrietta, Tiffany, and Siesta also wanted to hitch a ride, then it would be a "family of six."

In light of this, Mr. Seamus decided to take some time to thoroughly investigate the little angel's family background. Perhaps he even has a second or third brother-in-law? If so...

You know, democracy is a wonderful thing. Mr. Seamus may not be able to handle his brother-in-law, but surely he can handle the rest of the little angel's family?

As long as the little angel's family isn't some kind of rubbish democratic centralism, and the democracy below can't withstand the centralism of the brother-in-law alone, then Mr. Simo can use democratic methods and means to develop his own agents and mouthpieces in the Shiota family to promote how happy the little angel will be with him.

Mr. Simo's idea was good, but he didn't consider one thing: the six sisters of the Shiota family—no, now the six brothers—all wanted to pin him down and whip him.

The naive Mr. Seamus had no idea of ​​the misery that awaited him. Instead, after barely extricating himself from Tabassa, Mr. Seamus eagerly set his sights on Ilukuku, the seemingly easy target.

[It's you, Hidenori-nii! Use your mournful cries to soothe my heart, which was just hurt by your Tadakuni-nii-san!]

Mr. Seimo's "The Shioda Family Affairs" officially begins~.

40. Nothing tastes better than dumplings, nothing's more fun than your brother-in-law.

Mr. Seamus is smiling, Mr. Seamus is smiling brightly, how brightly is Mr. Seamus smiling? 20

In response, Kosaka, who was observing from afar, had something to say. He still clearly remembered that when Ximo extorted hundreds of thousands of RMB from him last year, he used the same smile.

"Kousaka, shouldn't we go talk to him?" Matou Shinji said from the side. They hadn't really come to Ashford to study. Should they still complete the organization's mission? Should they still collect their bonuses? Sakura Shinji's capable younger sister was waiting for his money to support the family!

Kousaka Kyosuke glared at Matou Shinji with wide eyes. He understood Shinji's meaning perfectly well, but he was only going over there now because he thought he had too much time on his hands. Were those three guys with Shimo easy to mess with?

However, Kyosuke Kosaka couldn't tell these words to the others in Amalgam. He could only say vaguely, "Wait a minute. With our strength, surely we can handle one of him. Besides, we have special funding from Leonard this time, so don't worry, you'll get your share of the subsidies."

Upon hearing this, Shinji Matou nodded calmly and went back to chat with his good friend Emiya.

Kyosuke Kosaka witnessed all of this, then turned to look at Simo, a sense of sorrow filling his heart: Ignorance is bliss...