The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

And so what if she declined? She could just apologize and take responsibility; Ilukuku, the Great Dragon, is magnanimous and wouldn't stoop to the level of little Mr. Simon. But what did this idiot just say? "Hey classmate, haven't we met somewhere before?"

Seamus, you bastard! My sister and I have waited for thousands of years and "accompanied" you through so many experiments. In the new world, I was in the same class as Louise in junior high school for a year, and yet you can't even remember me?

Why do you always remember Louise the moment you arrive in any world? Why do you always stand up for Louise? Why is it always Louise who goes on dates, while you and your sister can only secretly watch from the sidelines under the guise of surveillance? Aren't she and your sister Tabasa human beings?

Although Miss Iluku is indeed not human, I believe everyone can understand her feelings of grief and grievance (Iluku: I didn't envy Louise at all) in the face of Mr. Simmos's unconscious favoritism.

If looks could kill, Iluku would have killed Mr. Seamus a hundred times over.

"Ah! I remember now!" Mr. Seamus suddenly exclaimed. He finally realized why the two looked so familiar, all thanks to Ilukuku's eyes.

"So it was you all!" Ximo said, his voice filled with both sadness and profound meaning.

Iluku's heart skipped a beat. She was all too familiar with that expression. Every time she secretly observed (spyed) from the side, she noticed that Simo would change to this expression whenever he said something sweet to Louise.

"What do you mean by this? Humph! Even if you remember it now, I will never forgive you."

[That's right, no matter how sweet your words are this time, I won't fall for it. I won't become a dragon until I've thoroughly cleaned you up and devoured you alive!] Ilukuku was determined to teach Simo a lesson, and Louise as well!

Now is not the time for Louise to be in power. Her appeasement policy has failed, and it is time for her allies (members: Tabassa, Tifania, and Seista) led by Ilukuku to launch a counterattack against the Axis of Evil (Simo).

Ilukuku wanted to make Simo understand what it meant to be spared the death penalty but not escape punishment!

At this moment, in Ilukuku's eyes, Simo was like a grasshopper in autumn, a piece of fish on a chopping board, or a naked young woman on the bed. There was no other way but to wash her clean!

The only way for Mr. Simo to live comfortably from now on is to please Lady Ilukuku.

[Hmm, I can bring my sister Tabasa along to try and win her over; I can also try to win over Tifania and Siesta (but not too many).] Ilukuku silently added in her mind.

Lady Ilukuku, who was already mentally prepared, was ready to receive Mr. Simo's flattery and obsequiousness.

However, Mr. Simo did not actually recall Ilukuku and Tabasa's names in this world, nor did he remember that the two guys in front of him named "Hideyuki" and "Tadakuni" were his classmates in junior high school.

Mr. Simo only remembered from Ilukuku's cannibalistic gaze that he had encountered the exact same look before.

The answer is: It seems that Mr. Seamus gets this kind of look every time he goes to the movie theater.

Why does Mr. Seamus remember so clearly? Of course, it's because Mr. Seamus always went to the movie theater with little angel Shiota! And every time, someone would uninvitedly follow them!

Do you really think Mr. Seamus didn't notice?

However, there was one thing that puzzled Mr. Seamus: why did he have two contradictory memories?

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36. Simon, you idiot!

Mr. Seamus now has two voices in his head. One voice tells him that he has never watched a movie with the little angel; while the other voice reminds him that every time he watches a movie with the little angel, these two guys are always spying on him.

The two voices roared in Mr. Seamus's mind, making his head ache.

This was certainly not the right time, and Mr. Seamus's expression grew increasingly grim.

Fortunately, Louise and Ilukuku did not notice Simo's unusual behavior, because one of them was still recovering from Tabasa's "sneak attack".

The other, however, made a serious mistake of dogmatism due to past experience, and made a wrong judgment about Mr. Simo. As a result, Ilukuku was fantasizing about how Mr. Simo would "punish" him after some sweet talk!

The more I think about it, the more my head aches. It's such a hassle. Forget it, I'll stop thinking about it now. I need to deal with the immediate problem first!

Mr. Seamus was unaware that his timely activation of his lazy spirit not only relieved his headache but also prevented him from being "brainwashed."

Mr. Seamus shook his head, which made him feel a little clearer-headed (however, it was just an illusion). He looked at the gloomy blond-haired man with glasses (Ilukuku) in front of him with a mocking gaze: "So it's you two! The guys who always sneakily follow me and Nagisa! What? Not spying on us this time? Finally have the guts to confront me head-on?"

"Yes, that's me... Huh?" Iluku only realized what this idiot had just said halfway through the sentence. Stalking? Peeping? Who stalked? Who peeped?

Wait, this isn't what we agreed on! Shouldn't you be fawning over me? Fawning over the great, kind, lovely, and beautiful Lady Ilukuku Sylphide?

For a fleeting moment, Iluku really wanted to transform back into her dragon form, so she could bite this bastard to death in one gulp! And then leave a review next to his skeleton: Chicken flavor, crunchy!

Only in this way can Irukuku's hatred be appeased!

"You choose the path to heaven but refuse to take it, while barging into the gates of hell when there are none." Ilukuku had lost count of how many times she had thought of this phrase today.

The second time? The third time?

It doesn't really matter how many times it happens; the more times it happens, the more it proves one thing: "Symmo! You're courting death!"

Iluku looked at Simo's face with the eyes of someone looking at an idiot. She decided to find a secluded place later to "care" for this idiot.

"Spare the rod and spoil the child!" Iluku knew she wasn't good with words, so she decided to transfer the "love" part of "scolding" to "spare the rod" as well!

But this isn't what she wanted! Why did it turn out this way?

At the same moment, Louise was looking at the back of Seamus's head with the same look she was giving someone an idiot. Although she couldn't see Mr. Seamus's face because of her posture, she could see Ilukuku's face.

Louise had recovered by now. When she first saw Mr. Seamus standing in front of her, she was happy; when she saw him again, she was worried.

But when Louise saw Iluku on the other side for the third time, she was puzzled: What is this little girl grinning like an idiot on the other side?

Louise glanced at Seamus again, then realized—it was obvious that little Iluku was in love! (Louise naturally used her own experience to interpret the situation.)

Louise, oblivious to the hunger of the starving, scoffed at Iluku's uncharacteristically agitated state while simultaneously contemplating a way to extricate herself from her predicament.

Although there was a slight resentment and a hint of unhappiness, she had no choice but to cling to Ximo's coattails now. With Ximo around, she doubted the others would dare to treat her too badly.

However, this does not mean that one does not have to pay a price, such as the issue of Mr. Seamus's "sovereignty".

Originally, thanks to her unique advantages, Louise had exclusive mining rights in this world. However, not long ago, due to pressure from Master Homura, Louise had to seek cooperation with Henrietta, which turned into "joint development".

As a result, halfway through the development, Tabasa and her group learned of the news, which led to the current "Four-Nation Intervention to Return Liaodong" incident.

Louise was initially worried about whether she would be able to get close to Seamus again, but Seamus's supportive presence in front of her made Louise realize just how unshakeable her "official position" was.

Then the next question becomes easier to discuss, because Louise has Seamus, her strongest external aid, and this most powerful trump card in her hand. So, it's not impossible to "use Seamus's resources to win the favor of the country."

Furthermore, this time it was precisely because of Master Houmura's chaotic orders that everyone turned into men, which led to the special situation where "Simo only likes himself".

Louise knew from the beginning that she couldn't have Simo all to herself forever. Even if it ended up with everyone sharing Simo, it would just be the same as before.

Just as Louise, having figured things out, began to plan how to negotiate the treaty with Iluku and the others (as long as she could stay by Seamus's side, everything else was negotiable), Mr. Seamus suddenly spoke up!

That idiot Simo actually insulted Ilukuku!

Louise looked at Simo with a surprised fifth eye, and then with an unsurprised sixth eye saw Ilukuku's expression suddenly change drastically.

Louise immediately realized that the Versailles contract was unlikely to be finalized.

At that moment, Louise, filled with grief and indignation, cursed inwardly: "Seymour, you idiot!"

At that moment, Iluku, filled with grief and indignation, cursed inwardly: "Simo, you idiot!"

At this moment, Tabasa had a look on his face—well, this guy with no personality ever had a cold, indifferent expression.

The atmosphere was a bit strange, but Mr. Seamus was never one to read the room.

However, Mr. Seamus could read the murderous glint in Ilukuku's eyes: "Oh ho, you golden retriever, you're pretty defiant, aren't you!"

How dare you threaten Mr. Seamus with your eyes? Don't you know that Mr. Seamus is least afraid of threats?

"I have dozens of my mercury brothers lurking in the classroom!" Mr. Seamus shouted.

Although there were actually only seven or eight cats, Mr. Ximo used exaggeration to create a sense of grandeur, as the saying goes: "One arrow pierces the clouds, and a thousand troops come to meet you!"

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37. Mr. Seamus is a man of dignity.

Still not satisfied, Mr. Simo continued to provoke Iluku: "See that siscon behind you with his mouth agape and that idiot-looking face? That's our big brother (the scapegoat)! Don't let his silly appearance fool you, he's loyal (he'll go to his death for me), a good buddy (he'll take the blame for me). You try touching me!"

Huh? Mr. Seamus, this seems a bit different from your usual style.

Where's your bomb? Where's your explosives?

If, under normal circumstances, someone were to suddenly appear in front of you while spying on and stalking the little angel, and then dare to lay a hand on him, Mr. Seamus would guarantee to give him a one-way ticket to hell.

Bombs, missiles, rockets, Katyusha rockets—the choice is yours, guaranteed to reach the destination (life).

But today, Mr. Seamus actually chose to talk big! Those familiar with Mr. Seamus's style know that this is also illogical!

For example, those who are obsessed with their younger sisters, and those from Amalgam, but not Louise and Iluku.

Although Louise and Iluku were arguably the people who knew Mr. Seamus the most, even better than Mr. Seamus himself, they were also the ones who knew him the least.

Because in the past, when facing Louise and Iluku's true forms, Simo always showed his gentle side. But if he were to transform into the angelic Shiota and the gloomy-eyed Hideaki... ...

Well, okay, in front of the little angel, Mr. Seamus will still adorn himself like a peacock. But if it's just Shuzuru alone, then perhaps Mr. Seamus's style will have to change.

Louise and Iluku were unaware of this; neither were the other members of the siscon and the Amalgam crew. However, one thing everyone did know was that Seamus was standing up for Louise (that cross-dresser)!

Kyosuke Kousaka's expression turned grim upon hearing this! Why did Kyosuke, a die-hard siscon, look so unhappy?

There were quite a few members of the Amalgam team present, and those who witnessed what had just happened made their own guesses: That bastard Simo, he'd already gotten into trouble, and the boss was about to talk to him! And he actually ran off to fight with another man (Xiunori) over a girl! And he even used Kosaka's name to fight with someone else! This was clearly trying to make the boss take the blame! And even if he had to take the blame, he still called Kosaka an idiot! While Kosaka's wide-open mouth did look idiotic, Simo couldn't have said that in front of the whole class!

Ilukuku's face was also very ugly! Because Mr. Simo was still nagging and cursing at him and Tabasa.

【If there weren't so many people around, do you think you'd still be able to stand up and talk?】 Ilukuku wasn't afraid that Simo and his "fellow gang" were too many for her to handle; on the contrary, Ilukuku was confident that she had absolute magical power to suppress everything.

However, altering these people's memories afterward would be very troublesome. There were 38 people present (not counting the spectators like Henrietta who were peering out the window), and if you remove yourself, your sister, Louise, there are still 35 people left. Iluku felt a chill run down her spine just thinking about having to use "Forget Everything" 35 times in a row.

She is Yunlong, not a fairy dragon with magical talent that's been given an unfair advantage!

[If only my sister would help me out afterwards, I could teach Simo a lesson.] Ilukuku thought to herself, then cast a pleading look at Tabasa.

His eyes clearly contained the numbers "20" and "15," meaning that he would do it himself later and be responsible for modifying the memories of 20 people afterward, while asking Tabasa to modify the memories of 15 people.

"How about it, sister? After I'm done dealing with him, you can go up and stomp on him a couple of times, okay? Am I being generous? Just help me modify 15 memories!" Ilukuku felt that her sister would definitely accept such a fair suggestion.

However, after receiving Ilukuku's flirtatious glances with a blank expression, Tabasa shook his head expressionlessly, clearly rejecting Ilukuku's proposal.

On the one hand, Tabasa believes that the current conflict is not unsolvable and that there is no need to take action; on the other hand, Tabasa insists that he should take responsibility for his own mistakes.

In an instant, Ilukuku's face turned ashen, a scene that was witnessed by Mr. Simo on the opposite side.

"Huh? My bluffing and empty talk actually worked?" Mr. Seamus thought in surprise.

Why do I say it's a bluff? Because Mr. Seamus was in such a hurry to get to the little angel that he forgot to bring his own food.

That bag of "Honey Clay" is now lying harmlessly and obediently on the table next to Kosaka, the sister-obsessed guy.

Mr. Seamus's original plan was that if the siscon really intended to set a trap for him and cause him trouble, he would give him a grand "history lesson".

Why do I say it was spectacular? Because in this history lesson, Mr. Simo set the teaching content to be "Gekokujo" (a term referring to a person overthrowing their superior), "Onin no Ran" (the Ōnin War), "Eiroku no Sei" (the Eiroku Incident), and "Honnoji no Sei" (the Honnoji Incident)!

"The taste of the flat spider is especially delicious when mixed with gunpowder!" by Matsu Hisahide, the three-surname servant.