The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

As for Ilukuku, although she didn't know why Mr. Simo was smiling so happily, that smile made her very uncomfortable. Her animal instincts made her feel that Mr. Simo seemed, perhaps, possibly intended to harm her. However, her dragon pride prevented her from backing down so easily.

"Just a mere Simo? What can you do to me?" Ilukuku thought to herself, though she didn't say it aloud.

How could Mr. Seamus possibly do anything to Ilúku? Not to mention Louise watching from the side and Tabaça keeping an eye on things from behind, with Ilúku's current handsome appearance, how could Mr. Seamus possibly do anything to his future brother-in-law?

"Right? Brother-in-law?"

*Smack!* Ilukuku slapped away Simo's hand that was reaching for her shoulder, glaring at him angrily: "Who's your brother-in-law?"

Mr. Simo laughed heartily, saying that he would eventually take the surname Shioda, so he wanted to get acquainted with his brother-in-law Ilukuku about their future lifestyle in advance to avoid any awkwardness when they were together later.

Iluku was initially confused, then remembered that she had changed her surname to Shiota the night before. And what Simo had just said was clearly that he wanted to marry Louise Shiota!

This infuriated Iluku: "It's easy for you to want the Shiota surname, but why should she be the brother-in-law? There's more than just Louise with the Shiota surname now!"

"So you don't like the term 'brother-in-law'? That's okay, I don't like it either, it's too formal. How about 'Little Brother'? It sounds much more affectionate." Mr. Seamus activated his skill: striking while the iron is hot.

Iluku was even more frustrated. What difference did it make? Iluku wanted to vent her frustration, but the words just wouldn't come out. She could only look at that idiot Simo with a flushed face.

"Oh dear, little brother, your face is so red. Have you caught a cold? You must take care of yourself. It's still chilly in early spring, and the weather is unpredictable. It's easy to get sick then," Mr. Ximo said with apparent concern.

But Iluku could easily see through his pretense and the clumsy act of glancing at Louise every now and then. That bastard Simo was practically blatantly displaying "My sworn brother is the best" and "Your brother is my brother" written all over his face.

An angry Iluku tossed her head and snorted coldly.

But unexpectedly, this gave Mr. Seamus another chance to speak: "Huh? Little brother, why aren't you saying anything? Is your cold so bad that you can't even speak? Come here, let your brother touch your head and see how high your fever is."

As he spoke, Mr. Simo swiftly touched Ilukuku's furry head, which really hit Ilukuku's weak spot.

Mmm, so comfortable, such warm hands, just like my sister's. Wait! Something's not right! What am I doing?! After enjoying herself for a while, Iluku suddenly realized, how did I end up like this?

*Smack!* Mr. Seamus's claw was knocked away again, and Ilukuku's face turned even redder with anger.

Mr. Simo rubbed his aching palm. He really hadn't expected Nagisa's little brother to have such a strong grip, but Mr. Simo didn't seem to mind at all: "Oh my, little brother, you're amazing. How can you be so strong when you're sick?"

“You’re the one who’s sick! Your whole family is sick!” Ilukuku retorted angrily.

As an orphan, Mr. Seamus said that if he got sick, wouldn't the whole family get sick too? And couldn't he really see that the reason his little brother was blushing wasn't because he was sick?

Mr. Seamus only had one thing on his mind right now: this little brother is so much fun!

How could Mr. Seamus miss out on such a fun toy? "So you're not sick after all? Then why are you blushing?"

"I...I..." Iluku, who had never seen a model opera, obviously couldn't think of a good explanation for a while, but it's okay, her thoughtful older brother, Mr. Simon, is here.

Mr. Simo pretended to look around, then gave a knowing look, grinned mischievously, and casually hooked one arm around Irukuku's shoulder, whispering, "Tell me, which girl in the classroom have you got your eye on? Onii-chan will give you some advice and suggestions, and I guarantee she'll become one of our Shiota family's most sought-after girls in less than three days."

Iluku was instantly bewildered. She considered Simmo her boyfriend, and now Simmo wanted to introduce her to lesbians! Iluku really wanted to ask this idiot: Does he even know what he's saying?!

However, how could Mr. Simo, who was unaware of Ilukuku's true identity, know all this? Faced with Ilukuku's dumbfounded expression, Mr. Simo gave her a smile that any man would understand: "Oh, don't be shy, little brother! What do you think of that blue-haired girl over there? I feel like blue hair suits you very well."

Mr. Simo continued his reckless flirting with his chosen "brother-in-law," hoping to see Ilukuku's angry and embarrassed expression.

But for some reason, as soon as he said those words, Mr. Ximo was somewhat surprised to find that Little Bean suddenly stopped being angry!

"Huh? Do I look good with blue hair?"

Ou Doudou's question is a bit strange. Mr. Ximo was just saying it casually because he felt something, so why did he react like this?

Unsure of what Iluku was thinking, or if there was some kind of "trap," Mr. Simo, a patient with severe paranoia, vaguely replied with an "Mm."

Upon receiving this answer, Ilukuku's face lit up with a smile, for her true form was originally a blue dragon.

41. A vivid scene of Bai Xue's (a famous Chinese writer) studies or a scene of a machete being used?

There will always be some guys in the world who are clueless about romance, like Mr. Seamus, Mr. Seamus, and Seamus 21.

So how could the clueless Mr. Seamus possibly understand Ilukuku's smile? Similarly, he couldn't understand why Louise would suddenly put her hand on his waist, pinch him hard, and then twist him forcefully.

Ouch! My little angel, you're trying to murder your husband!

Because there was a die-hard sister-obsessed man watching from a distance, Mr. Ximo remained resolute and didn't utter a sound, which naturally aroused even greater dissatisfaction from the certain empress.

Although Iluku is also a member of the Witches' Six, and they have a bond spanning thousands of years, to show off their affection in front of Louise is like treating her like she's dead!

As a result, the strength in his hands increased by two hundred percent, and Mr. Simon got wet again.

The "wet" here refers to being drenched in cold sweat. Please do not have any other evil thoughts, and do not stare at Mr. Seamus's pants, because those are unhealthy ideas, the exercise of subjective initiative guided by wrong values, and a slander against Mr. Seamus.

Mr. Seamus is a gentleman who inspires awe. There are no typos here. If you don't understand, Mr. Seamus can explain it to you. Mr. Seamus is definitely not someone who has awakened a special fetish, like saying, "Hey, you pig taro over there!"

"Yes! It's you, Taro Sado! Stop looking at me with that envious look! Since we're all made of amalgam, if you don't come and help, I'll seduce your sister!"

"And there's Takanashi Shusuke! Emiya Shirou and Umiya-sama! Come quick and get us out of this, you bastards!"

Mr. Seamus called out names one by one with a fierce look. This was the application of the latest technology of amalgam: using miniature robots to read brainwaves and then using radio to transmit the silent information to be said to the inner ear communicators of other people around.

Taro Sado and the others, remembering Simo's usual behavior, suddenly felt a chill. Just as they were about to step forward and use the excuse of chatting with an acquaintance to rescue Mr. Simo from someone's clutches, a tall and imposing figure appeared before them.

It's Kyosuke Kosaka! He's the top dog, the leader of the amalgamation guild, the admiral of the naval base, and a die-hard siscon!

Kousaka Kyosuke looked at Takanashi, Sado, and the others with a disappointed expression, his sorrowful eyes concealing a silent condemnation of their incompetence.

"Have you forgotten the spirit of the organization?" A bolt from the blue, accompanied by the message from Kousaka, a die-hard sister-complex, struck the communication sensors of the Mercury Alloy team.

"Retreat and advance swift as the wind, encirclement and outflanking maneuvers slow as the forest..." Shinji Matou replied silently, then lowered his head in shame.

At this moment, Shirou Emiya stepped forward, and with his clear eyes and unwavering conviction, continued: "We plunder and pillage like fire, but we stand firm as a mountain when our allies are in trouble!"

"Yes! That's right! When our allies are in trouble, we stand firm!" Kosaka, a die-hard siscon, waved his hand, reprimanding the group of wavering members: "Brittania is powerful, we are weak. Brittany possesses a third of the world's territory, while we can only occupy a corner. But why haven't we been wiped out?"

"Because we know our own weakness and we know the meaning of sacrifice! So many righteous people and so many martyrs faced the brutal cannons of Brittany without fear of death, and even when surrounded, they fought bravely to the very end!"

Didn't we want to save them then? Didn't our hearts ache then? No, we wanted to go, our hearts ached, but we had to set aside our emotions! We would not waver when our allies were in trouble! If saving just one person could save the entire Yamato, of course we would go! But we cannot sacrifice the hope of Yamato's revival for the sake of saving one person!

This is the true meaning of remaining steadfast and unwavering when allies are in trouble!

Otherwise, the organization's secrets would not have been properly guarded! Otherwise, the amalgam would not have survived to this day! So today! Let us once again witness the birth of a heroic spirit!

Upon hearing this, the members of the amalgam group silently stood behind Kyosuke Kosaka, straightened their posture, and gave Mr. Simon a final salute with the most solemn and dignified expressions.

Mr. Seamus is going crazy! What nonsense was that siscon spouting? When did amalgam become weak? If it weren't for you bunch of bastards causing trouble, the curly-haired emperor of Brittany would have unified the world three years ago!

"Retreat and advance swiftly like the wind." Ah, that's right, you guys are all masters of guerrilla warfare. Strategic retreats and backstabbing are things you've already mastered.

"Encirclement and outflanking maneuvers as swiftly as a forest." Is this a description of yourselves? This is clearly your own sarcastic remark about the several encirclements and sieges launched against you by Brittany and the Faith! Intelligence leaks were like sieves; the Brittany army's encirclement hadn't even been fully deployed before you defeated them one by one!

And what about "robbing the weak and plundering like fire"? In your eyes, isn't Britannia just a weakling? Taking their things is like begging for food, a game, how could you not plunder like fire?

Is the final phrase "remaining steadfast even when allies are in trouble" interpreted in this way?

Mr. Seamus, don't you know the true nature of this lousy organization? Nine out of ten are scum, and the remaining one is a psychopath. To try and save these people when they're in trouble is simply outrageous! It's better to just pretend you didn't see anything; consider it an act of good karma, a contribution to world peace! This is the true meaning of "remaining steadfast in the face of friendly forces in distress."

But that siscon from Kousaka, instead of helping, not only did he not come to help, but he also spoke in a high-sounding manner and even stared at us. It is clear that Mercury Alloy, including Mr. Ximo, is indeed a scumbag! Does he really think that Mr. Ximo does not know that this dead sister-con is secretly enjoying himself?

If it weren't for the fact that Mr. Shiota was currently holding his vitals in check, Mr. Simo would really like to fight a friendly fire attack! He would wipe out these inhuman allies in front of him! He wouldn't even spare the medics!

However, all of this is predicated on Mr. Simo surviving the little angel's jealousy. But judging from Mr. Simo's current condition, even Kousaka, who is obsessed with his sister, can see that it would be better for Mr. Simo to die as soon as possible and be reborn.

In his anger, Mr. Simo saw Kosaka, the siscon at the very front of the line, smugly open his mouth.

Although Mr. Seymour couldn't hear the voice of Kosaka's sister-complex due to the pain, he understood her lip movements. It clearly said, "I will take care of your wife and children myself, so don't worry."

!

Mr. Seamus swore he would make that siscon regret it! Regret making fun of himself!

Ouch, little angel, be gentle!

42. On the Importance of Post-Production for Short Films

With a "thud," Kyosuke Kosaka was pinned against the wall in the old school building's infirmary.

Although the "wall slam" pose is ambiguous, and the infirmary location easily evokes ambiguous topics, Kyosuke Kosaka himself doesn't find it ambiguous at all.

Because the person who pinned him against the wall was none other than Mr. Seamus, who had a murderous look on his face.

"Hey, you siscon! What kind of birthday present do you want for next year's Qingming Festival?" Mr. Seamus said with a grin, but his words were sinister and terrifying. He had just barely managed to escape from the little angel's clutches!

The first thing Mr. Seamus did after getting away was to have a good talk with his "best buddy"!

"Huh? I don't remember my birthday being on Qingming Festival?"

Is it fair to say that Kousaka, the sister complex, truly lives up to his reputation as the head of the world's number one terrorist organization? His mental fortitude is truly extraordinary; even when faced with Mr. Seymour's subtle threat, Kousaka still had the mind to joke.

However, if it comes to who can keep their composure, as long as he doesn't encounter the little angel Shiota, who has Mr. Seymour ever been afraid of?

"It's alright, isn't there a saying about 'second parents'? I'll help you today. Remember my kindness when you get to hell!"

Kyosuke Kosaka didn't say anything, but it was clear that he wasn't terrified by Mr. Seymour's imminent threat, because he still had a trump card up his sleeve.

With a "click," Kyosuke Kosaka pressed the button on the media player in his hand.

First came a few hissing noises, then clear conversation: "To tell you the truth, the news that Nunnally might be a Whisperer was fabricated by me. In other words, if I hadn't forged that report about Nunnally Britannia possibly being a hidden Whisperer, you'd still be buried in Afghanistan... So don't you think you should repay this favor..."

...You ask why? Haha, you know how inconvenient it is for me to come out. How could I let Nanali remain unprotected!

You mean Lelouch? Ah, yes, he is indeed very smart and a Whisperer, but he has neither power nor influence, relying only on his idiotic athleticism.

...Don't be ridiculous, how could that weakling possibly protect Nunnally! ...

...So, I need you! You were chosen by Amalgam to investigate and protect Nunnally; we're naturally aligned. And within Amalgam, only I will wholeheartedly help you! ...

...If only you could take some photos of Nanali for me every week...

Don't worry, money is no problem. After all, everyone's working for the organization, so getting a little extra reimbursement for labor costs is perfectly normal.

...What?! You actually want 100 million per ticket?! Are you robbing me?! 10 is the most I can offer! However, if there's any fanservice involved, I might be able to ask for more...

Hey! Don't push your luck!

What?! You actually want me, the Governor-General of Brittany, to promote homosexuality? And to pass a pro-homosexuality bill? Do you think I'd agree? Do you think those old fogies in the Legislative Yuan would agree?

How can people of different genders date? How dare you say such nonsense!

No, no! Let's talk this out!

"...While it's difficult, it's not entirely impossible. If you can take that kind of photo, I might be able to help out at the Legislative Yuan, you know what I mean..."

The recording abruptly stopped, and Kyosuke Kosaka said smugly, "Do you have anything else to say?"

Mr. Seamus frowned, but he could immediately recognize the voice of the governor's sister-obsessed Kulovis, who was actually saying in the recording: "Nunali isn't a Whisperer? Transferring me from Afghanistan to Tokyo was a hoax from the very beginning?"

What's even more crucial is that, although only Clovis speaks throughout the entire recording, the content—Afghanistan, Nunnally's watcher, and so on—all point to Mr. Seamus himself.