The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

Because of the existence of these students, Koro-sensei had something to worry about, something to be mindful of, and something to be bound by.

If Koro-sensei loses his teaching qualification due to violating the rules, then the shackles binding this super-creature will also disappear.

Imagine what that super-creature would do once it's freed from its constraints? What would that terrorist who destroyed the moon do?

Therefore, among all the people, the one who least wants Koro-sensei to leave is probably Karasuma.

Therefore, Karasuma couldn't help but turn on the classroom's public address system to persuade Koro-sensei not to lose sight of the bigger picture.

"Hey! Octopus, don't be impulsive! He's still your student after all..."

But it was too late...

For Koro-sensei, who possesses a speed of Mach 20, the words broadcast on the radio hadn't even finished before he had already completed his "revenge" on Shimo.

"Yosh, all done!"

As these words fell, Koro-sensei's swift movements finally came to a halt, and he stood in front of Seamus. To everyone's astonishment, Koro-sensei's dozens of tentacles held all sorts of miscellaneous items: scissors, super glue, mascara pencil, nail polish, foundation, skincare products, needles and thread, a camera...

"Could it be that..."

Seeing these strangely familiar things, Nagisa Shiota felt a sudden tremor in his heart, because he thought of someone, the person closest to him in the world, but also the person who caused him the most pain, which made Nagisa's mood sink.

Seemingly to whet everyone's appetite, Koro-sensei slowly moved his body to the side.

The gradually revealed "truth" made the students in Class E anxious and curious, and even the air began to be filled with a strange atmosphere of restlessness.

Her fair thighs and smooth shoulder bones reflected a soft glow in the sunlight. Two strands of long pink hair hung down in front of her chest, concealing her private parts while highlighting her radiant skin.

Because she was wearing extremely revealing clothing, her slender and delicate arms were forced to cover her private parts, and her beautiful face was flushed with tears.

"This is Louise Simon Finnigan, who transferred to our Class E today!" With Koro-sensei's "meticulous" preparation and introduction, a stunningly beautiful girl wearing a magical battle robe with very little material, revealing a large area of ​​skin, appeared before everyone!

One bespectacled otaku couldn't help but shout out, "Isn't that a character from the new anime 'Glass Flower and the Broken Magical Girl'?!"

"Oh~~~~~~~~~~~~" A group of boys stared again and again at the radiant and petite Miss Louise Simon Finnigan. Even among the girls, many couldn't help but take a second look at her tearful figure.

This is Koro-sensei's revenge on Shimo, who knew Shimo's true identity!

Someone asked Simo why he didn't fight back?

Just now, during the makeup process, Koro-sensei used his Mach 20 speed to carry out a dynamic execution on Shimo.

In other words, he had already made Simo dizzy, so if you look closely, you can see that Simo's eyes are unfocused. If Simo hadn't vomited up his stomach while climbing the mountain, he might have vomited again now.

It seems that the young Shimo was indeed too confident. He underestimated Koro-sensei's lower limit of strength and overestimated Koro-sensei's upper limit of integrity.

And so, the freshly made Louise Simon Finnigan made her alluring debut!

However, not everyone was swayed by the allure of the transfer student; some remained quite clear-headed.

For example, there's the ecchi octopus who started it all, Karasuma in front of the monitor, and Nakamura and others who are local bullies.

However, the first two were lucid because they knew Simo's true gender, while Nakamura and the others were lucid because they advocated for women's rights.

In Nakamura's eyes, although Seamus had previously attempted to assassinate Koro-sensei, assassination was permitted within the classroom. Moreover, most of the students in this class had previously tried to kill Koro-sensei.

There were even many instances where Koro-sensei actively asked the students to kill him, but why? Why was only this transfer student subjected to such retaliation from Koro-sensei?

No, this can no longer be considered revenge; such behavior is simply harmful to a girl.

Looking at the disheveled and pitiful "girl," Nakamura Rio thought angrily, "Now is not the time to marvel at that girl's beauty!"

"Hey, you perverted octopus! How could you treat a girl like that!" Nakamura Rie stood up and pointed at Koro-sensei, asking.

"A girl?" Koro-sensei blinked his small eyes, then let out his signature weird laugh, which was exactly the effect he wanted.

Koro-sensei, who knows Nakamura's true nature, knows that no matter how "righteous" and feminist Nakamura Rio is now, what if she knew that the stunningly beautiful girl in front of her was actually an incredibly handsome man?

Hehe, I'm afraid Nakamura will be the first to applaud when the time comes. You can tell from her attitude towards Nagisa Shiota.

Koro-sensei could even foresee that there would be one more victim in Nakamura and Akabane's instigation of cross-dressing crimes.

However, Nakamura Rio is unaware of Shimo's true gender at this moment, and all her actions stem from a young girl's tolerance and compassion for other girls her age.

Koro-sensei stroked his chin with considerable pride, then admired his newly completed "masterpiece."

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13. You should know that octopuses have more than one leg.

Koro-sensei's behavior and attitude naturally aroused greater misunderstanding and dissatisfaction from Nakamura Rie. Although she also likes pranks, her pranks have a bottom line!

"Hey, do you even have the demeanor of a teacher? And you idiots, Okajima! Muramatsu! Your eyes are practically popping out of your sockets! This is incredibly rude, don't you know that?"

Koro-sensei's nonchalant attitude and the boys' lecherous behavior infuriated Nakamura Rie, causing her to finally explode.

Everyone was worried about him, but Koro-sensei actually forced a transfer student to cosplay! That's blatant harassment! That's blatant harassment!

This goes far beyond harming students! This is almost criminally punishable by law, isn't it?

Nakamura scanned the classroom with a look of utter contempt, as if eyes could kill. Aside from a few boys like Nagisa Shiota, who kept his head down and seemed lost in thought, and Karma Akabane, who was staring at Nagisa Shiota and seemingly lost in thought, the other boys would have been killed by Nakamura several times over.

However, guided by their sense of chivalry and led by the excellent teacher Koro-sensei, the boys withstood the pressure and withstood Nakamura Rie's "vicious" gaze!

They seemed to be petrified, refusing to take their eyes off a certain "beautiful girl".

Angry and helpless, Nakamura Rie made a decision: she would use the ultimate means: "Law, use the internet to check how many years is the sentence for sexual harassment and sexual assault of underage girls?"

"Understood! Searching for information..." Instantly, a large number of characters appeared on Lu's monitor.

And at this time, the boys' "neck stiffness" was finally cured!

"Hey! Isn't this going too far with the law?" Kimura Masayoshi felt things hadn't gotten to that point yet.

"We're just appreciating cosplay!" Kotaro Takebayashi stated, "This is Japan, this is Area 11, and the legal rights of otaku must be protected!"

Although Koro-sensei had guessed that Nakamura Rio would intervene, he hadn't expected things to escalate to this extent.

Ultimately, he knew that Simo was a boy, so his actions were simply forcing a boy to wear clothes he wouldn't normally wear.

As for whether it's revealing or not? Huh? In the sweltering heat of the river, all the boys are down to their underwear. Do you think they're dressed revealingly or not?

Furthermore, Koro-sensei believed that the amount of material used to cut the clothes he made was far more than that used for briefs.

But the problem is that Nakamura didn't know that in Nakamura's eyes, it was that transfer student who made Koro-sensei lose face today. So, the petty and lecherous Koro-sensei finally embarked on a path of no return to commit crimes in order to take revenge on the transfer student!

Nakamura felt it was his duty to help correct and resolve such a serious mistake as Koro-sensei's.

As for how to resolve it?

Of course, it was she, Koro-sensei's student, who stepped forward first, and before the transfer student and the government could react, she "punished" Koro-sensei.

Of course, this kind of "sanction" cannot be all bark and no bite; it must be a punishment that both punishes the teacher-killer and appeases the transfer student after seeing it.

Only by appeasing her anger can we make her forgive and forget Koro-sensei's past actions, right?

This was Nakamura Rio's plan: to take the initiative to punish Koro-sensei on behalf of Class E, giving the transfer student a way out, and then let the matter drop.

As for those government officials who are just sitting around doing nothing, let alone what they can do about Koro-sensei, if they don't even hold the person involved accountable, what's the point of them having any opinions?

Even the exemplary teacher, Koro-sensei, who correctly predicted the beginning of the story but not the ending, was thrown into a panic. The law? Accusations? Sentencing?

As a teacher, Koro-sensei cares a lot about worldly opinions, which is one of his many weaknesses. Another weakness is that he is easily confused when he encounters trouble.

So, seeing that he was about to be "judged" by his own student, Koro-sensei made a foolish move: he decided to use his unparalleled eloquence and acting skills to persuade Nakamura Rio.

As the saying goes, art has always been above the law and transcends national boundaries.

How can an artist doing photography be considered obscene or a crime? It's just putting on makeup and taking a picture, it's not that serious, is it?

Shouldn't it be the same as saying that stealing books by scholars isn't considered stealing? What happened to the promise of "refining oil"?

Koro-sensei, temporarily posing as a performance artist, wanted to make Nakamura understand: "This is art, art, do you understand?"

Koro-sensei solemnly declared that his actions were all carried out in the name of art and love, and were reasonable and legal, fully in line with the rights of otaku in the "Basic Law on Returning Home Youth in Japan". Nakamura-kun is just being unreasonable.

After finishing his explanation, Koro-sensei even pulled out a thick legal reference book to give Nakamura Rio a legal education.

In reality, this was something that Koro-sensei fabricated and pieced together in a few breaths at Mach 20 to try and fool everyone.

However, to her surprise, Nakamura Rio sneered after just looking at the cover: "When did Ishihara, that old scoundrel, ever write a 'Basic Law for Otaku'? That guy clearly wishes the entire Japanese, no, the world's ACG industry would completely collapse."

At that moment, Nakamura was actually feeling devastated and anxious.

In fact, this proves once again that although Koro-sensei is excellent and powerful, he cannot fathom the thoughts of young girls.

Koro-sensei, who once again messed up at the crucial moment, was left speechless, while Ritsu, who had been quietly searching the internet, had already finished.

"Nakamura-kun, after comparing the laws of the 232 existing countries and regions in the world, as well as the 167 countries that have ceased to exist in historical records, I found that 102 of them..."

"Wait, just tell me the law with the lightest punishment."

Seeing that Ritsu was about to launch into another long-winded explanation of data, Nakamura quickly stopped her, saying that at this rate she would probably talk for a whole day.

As a machine program, Ritsu paused for a second. Although she didn't quite understand why Nakamura interrupted her, Ritsu still answered as required: "The lightest case is India, where local law considers that physical contact without five or more people acting simultaneously is not a crime."

"Ugh." Nakamura was so angry she almost cursed. Although she knew that India, which claimed to be the world's most democratic country, was full of weirdos and had countless sexual assault cases every year, and that even a bus full of grown men bullying a young woman, a plot that only existed in Japanese romance movies, had actually happened.

And you should know that the Third Brother's family still has tickets for passengers, which means that there are more than 40 people on one bus.

But she never expected to hear such an absurd law, and what angered her even more was that she saw Koro-sensei wiping his sweat as if he had breathed a sigh of relief.

This won't do.

Was I too soft-hearted before?

So Nakamura Rio immediately changed her attitude and asked, "What is the most severe punishment?"

This time, the lawyer, as if possessed by foresight, answered without hesitation: "The most severe punishment will be imposed on China, on the other side of the strait. According to information from a well-known local forum, in ****, any victim under the age of 16, regardless of their consent or whether there was a monetary transaction, will have their third limb broken, whether they are the principal offender or an accomplice!"

P.S.: The laws and such about the Third Brother's family were made up by me, and so was ****.

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14. Headache, can't think of a title

As soon as the words "self-disciplined thinking fixed turret" were spoken, the boys' expressions immediately turned sour.

What does it mean to break a third limb?

As Ritsu and Nakamura worked together to stage a "Ace Attorney" in the classroom, the boys, who had subconsciously become Koro-sensei's "accomplices," broke out in a cold sweat.

Everyone was just playing along with Koro-sensei's joke about the transfer student. Taking legal action is going a bit too far, isn't it?