The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

Also, when did the laws on the other side of the strait become so abnormal?

Castration and the like—weren't such heinous practices abolished long ago?

Furthermore, Nakamura-kun, if we were caught in the act of groping, you would be setting up a private torture chamber if you wanted to break our third limbs!

However, at this moment, Okajima, Terasaka, Yoshida and the others unexpectedly discovered that, in stark contrast to their constant anxiety, Koro-sensei was not worried at all.

Because this bastard actually had the audacity to extend six tentacles and ask Nakamura which one he wanted to sever.

That's outrageous! That's incredibly arrogant!

Rio Nakamura's face turned green with anger! She really wanted to ask, "Koro-sensei, could you be any more infuriating?"

Not only that, the other girls' faces turned green too!

"Koro-sensei, could you be any more filthy?"

Even the boys who were originally on Koro-sensei's side turned green with anger!

"Is being able to come back to life really that amazing?"

It's important to understand that although Koro-sensei was able to escape unscathed, they are still just ordinary people. They can't regenerate their tails; they're not octopuses or geckos.

Furthermore, Koro-sensei's behavior of clearly only caring about his own escape is incredibly disloyal! He has no sense of responsibility as a teacher whatsoever!

"I'm not satisfied that only you were saved!" Countless boys cried out in their hearts after witnessing what had just happened.

What Koro-sensei didn't expect was that, because of his shameless behavior and out of some deep-seated concerns, one after another, girls like Kataoka Megumi, Hayami Rinka, and Yada Momoka joined in supporting Nakamura Rio.

However, the only good news for Koro-sensei is that he is not the only one being criticized.

Although the boys wanted to distance themselves from that lewd, cowardly octopus, the girls were now launching a blanket attack.

In an instant, the entire classroom became noisy again.

If you ask them why they did this, the answer is simple: Will those who start such practices have no descendants?

While Nakamura was confronting Koro-sensei, the other girls had already been secretly exchanging ideas.

Everyone agreed that although today's incident was just an isolated event caused by a transfer student, what about the future?

Will those lust-driven boys use this to encourage Koro-sensei to make it a rule that "if you fail to assassinate Koro-sensei, you will be forced to cosplay"?

The girls felt that it was really possible, especially after witnessing Koro-sensei's shameless behavior once again.

Then all the girls would be the ones to suffer, so after seeing Miss Louise Seamus in such a miserable state, the girls stood up on their own initiative.

The saying "if the lips are gone, the teeth will be cold" goes without saying; everyone understands this principle!

While they might not actually break any third limbs or anything, they wanted to make Koro-sensei and the boys understand that girls are not to be trifled with, and that they shouldn't try to outsmart them!

So, Nakamura Rio suddenly realized that she had become a "representative of the people" and a "political leader"?

Although I've always been a local strongman, that's true. But when have I, a staunch individualist, ever been so adored by girls?

Hey, I'm a lone wolf! Do you understand what a lone wolf is?

But no matter how frustrated Nakamura Rio was, the girls, with an unprecedented sense of crisis, all showed through their actions that this time they would definitely unite closely around Nakamura.

We will resolutely wage an uncompromising struggle and criticize Koro-sensei and the boys who spread negative influences!

We must resolutely resist and crack down on male pornographic groups centered around a certain ecchi octopus!

We must dare to confront their unhealthy tendencies and resolutely fight against them; we must never let them get away with it!

But how could the boys accept being unjustly criticized by the girls? Especially when they hadn't even had a chance to do anything!

On this day, Class 3-E was plunged into a long-awaited internal strife.

"Hey, don't you guys even know how to be gentle with women? Show some respect!"

"Aren't we showing respect with our eyes?"

"This kind of thing is already considered harassment, isn't it? It's a crime!"

"How is it a crime? It's cosplay! It's art! It's love!"

"Get out of here, you disgusting otaku! Didn't you see she was crying? Where's your sympathy?"

"No, no, that's a joyful expression! I know it! That's the expression the female lead had at the end of the anime! It's such a perfect recreation!"

"Goddie! You bespectacled shut-in!"

Looking at this chaotic scene, Ximo, who had finally recovered from the dizziness, felt bewildered and didn't know what to say.

Previously, when Koro-sensei was putting on makeup, he used the Armstrong Spin Technique from Teleportation. However, the so-called spin didn't refer to Koro-sensei rotating, but rather that Koro-sensei, who was being made up, and Shimo, who was being made up, spun together.

Please don't criticize this as a new type of Errenzhuan (a type of folk performance) or some kind of ridiculous new pose.

Judging solely from the outcome, Simo, who failed to take immediate countermeasures, became nothing more than fish meat with its scales removed, poached chicken with its feathers plucked, and roast duck with its skin peeled off.

In short, for certain reasons, such as the question of who the mother is, the question of who the mother is, the question of who the mother is, the question of who the mother is, etc., cannot be described in detail here. However, even if such a scene is simply described using the rhetorical device of metaphor, I believe it should be conceivable.

So when Seamus finally came to his senses, he was surprised to find that not only had his clothes suddenly become very strange, but his right hand had also moved to his chest to cover his chest, while his left hand was hanging down and covering the middle of his body, just like the Venus de Milo.

But Simo knew that he had never given his limbs such commands!

Simo blinked in confusion, and a cool liquid slowly trickled down his cheek.

At that moment, a blonde girl whom Seamo didn't recognize pointed at him and shouted, "You bunch of bastards, look at this! She's really crying! You made her cry!"

. . . . . .

In just a moment, Mr. Seamus felt as if a thousand alpacas had trampled over his heart; how could he possibly cry!

P.S.: Thanks to ~Shiren and Fushengchenmeng for the coins.

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15. Chief Justice Nakamura did not believe the evidence.

Wait! That liquid from before!

Realizing something was wrong, Simo touched his cheek, then brought his fingers, which were stained with the strange liquid, closer to his nose and sniffed them. A medicinal smell irritated his nostrils.

really!

When Seamus looked up, he noticed that among Koro-sensei's many flying tentacles, one of them was holding a small bottle of eye drops.

If Simo still doesn't understand that he's been tricked by some octopus, then he's lived in vain.

But at the same time, Simo was also puzzled. Did the octopus think it could defeat him this way? Or did it think it could inflict psychological trauma on him?

If this is supposedly retaliation for his previous actions, isn't that a bit petty and childish? Is this really the terrorist from the intelligence reports who blew up the moon at the drop of a hat?

Simo expressed deep skepticism about this, because it contained many unreasonable points.

And what is the most illogical thing? It's that when Simo came to his senses, he realized that in the short time he had been thinking about it,

The group of girls, led by that blonde, has launched a verbal attack on a certain lecherous octopus and his male subordinates!

Ten minutes later...

After shouting the slogan "The tears of a cute girl are evidence," the Nakamura Court successfully suppressed the in-court arguments of all the defendants, including Koro-sensei, and delivered its verdict with extremely high efficiency:

Defendant: Koro-sensei

Convicted of molesting a minor!

The charge of forcing a minor girl to engage in visual entertainment services against her will is established!

He has been convicted of organizing others to disseminate inappropriate photographs containing content unsuitable for children!

Verdict: This case is exceptionally serious and extremely harmful! It has caused indelible psychological trauma to the victim! Therefore, the defendant's third tentacle is severed, and he is ordered to complete a 1000 million-word self-criticism within one hour without repeating any phrases!

Defendant: Boys from Class E - Yuuma Isogai, Taiga Okajima, Masayoshi Kimura, Sosuke Sugaya, Yuto Sugino, Kotaro Takebayashi, Ryunosuke Chiba, Yoto Maehara, Kouki Mimura, Takuya Muramatsu, Daisei Yoshida, Ryoma Terasaka

The charge of sexually assaulting a minor girl is established!

He has been convicted of participating in the dissemination of inappropriate photographs unsuitable for children!

Verdict: Given that the above-mentioned individuals are all accomplices and considering their offenses, they are ordered to submit a 1000-word self-criticism before the end of school tonight!

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Faced with this scene that looked more like a game of "house" or a "court game," Mr. Simon, who was forcibly placed in the plaintiff's seat, could only express his current state of mind with a look of utter idiocy.

In the end, Koro-sensei undoubtedly dug his own grave. He intended to use eye drops to enhance the charm of "Miss" Shimo, but it ended up becoming important evidence in Nakamura's trial of him. However, Shimo was not happy at all.

"Judge Nakamura? That 'underage girl' who was molested, are you talking about me? You're not talking about me, are you? Did you forget to wear your contact lenses today?" Simo asked incredulously.

Simo's intention was to imply:

Unfortunately, failing to grasp Simo's meaning, Nakamura Riyo solemnly declared, "Plaintiff, if you disagree with this court's verdict and believe the punishment is too lenient, you may file an appeal within 10 minutes. This court will continue to uphold justice for you until you are satisfied!"

Ximo looked at her speechlessly, wanting to ask, "Young lady, are you getting too into character?"

However, he didn't say those words out loud because he noticed that one of the octopuses in the dock was acting even more exaggeratedly.

"Thank you! Waaah! Thank you, Your Honor, for giving me this chance to turn over a new leaf! I will definitely be a good person and change my ways!" Koro-sensei was in tears, as if he had truly seen the light and was determined to reform himself.

Watching Koro-sensei's extremely exaggerated acting, Simo couldn't help but internally criticize him. However, he had much more to say than just that! Because for Simo, there were other more important things to do right now.

"Hey, you judge who's having a blast, could you at least give me a decent outfit to wear?"

Indeed, Seamus, sitting in the plaintiff's seat, is still wearing that so-called magical battle robe with suspenders, tailored by Koro-sensei.

If it weren't for the inconvenience of taking out a change of clothes from his spatial ring in public, Ximo would have wanted to change his outfit long ago.

Although Simon, being a boy, didn't care that the silly boys sitting in the dock had been secretly staring at him since the beginning, it was really cold for him to look like this.

However, faced with Simo's perfectly reasonable request, Nakamura asked in even greater confusion, "Plaintiff, hasn't our court already provided you with clothing?"

Yes, long before the courtroom game began, Nakamura and the others had prepared clothes for Simo, even several different styles, but none of them suited Simo's style because...

"How could I possibly wear this kind of outfit?!" Simon roared furiously, pointing at a black maid outfit with white lace, but that wasn't the end of it.

"And this too! (Nurse's uniform)"

"This! (Policewoman uniform)"

"This! (Professional office lady short skirt)"

To be honest, the style of these clothes matches Seamus's current "Miss Louise Seamus" image very well, but Seamus is a man!

Angrily, Simo laid out a large pile of various women's uniforms that he had previously received from Nakamura and questioned, "What's the difference between wearing these clothes and what I'm wearing now?"