The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

Looking at the clamoring boys, Nakamura Rio secretly felt smug. Like Koro-sensei, she loved playing pranks and couldn't help but look forward to it.

It's strange, though, that the secrecy surrounding this transfer student is exceptionally well-maintained. Last time, when Ritsu transferred, Karasuma-sensei sent a text message to the entire class, even including a photo.

But this time, this guy named Simo didn't leak any information at all. And when I texted Karasuma-sensei this morning, he didn't even reply. He didn't even come to the morning meeting today—that's so unusual!

In fact, due to Simo's sudden transfer, and seeing that things could not be reversed, Karasuma hurriedly went to prepare materials for filing and reviewing Simo's documents with higher authorities (those materials were all forged by the chairman at Simo's request), which is why he did not have time to reply to the text message.

So it's no wonder the boys had their own speculations about the mysterious transfer student.

After all, of the two transfer students who came last time, one male and one female, Ritsu, although claiming to be a "girl," was merely going through the motions; as for the other one... ...

"Hehehe," Nakamura chuckled bitterly as he thought of the chuunibyou (delusional) boy created through that experiment.

Just then, after rambling on about unity and friendship, Koro-sensei finally got to the point: "So, let's welcome our newest student, Seamus Finnigan! Seamus, you may come in!"

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

The whole class craned their necks, but the wooden door of the classroom remained unmoved and showed no reaction.

"Huh?" The whole class was completely bewildered, not knowing what had happened.

Left with no other choice, Koro-sensei repeated, "You can come in now! Hey! Shimo-kun! Moshi! Moshi!"

After hearing Koro-sensei address him as "Shimo-kun," the boys completely gave up hope.

"Ah! Another boy..."

"Didn't I tell you already~" Nakamura saw that the idiot Okajima had slumped listlessly onto the table, and quite a few others were doing the same thing. On the contrary, the girls were secretly looking forward to it.

After calling out several times without getting a response, Koro-sensei had no choice but to walk to the door, wanting to see what that kid was doing there.

As soon as he opened the door, a scene that surprised everyone appeared: a figure, unable to stand steadily, fell into Koro-sensei's arms.

Peach-pink hair floated in the air, a magnificent black robe draped over her petite figure, revealing only the folds of her white lace blouse at the chest. Black stockings encased her not-too-long but well-proportioned legs. Although the angle obscured her face, ...

"Isn't this an incredibly cute girl? Yoo-shi!!!" The idiot Okajima was fully revived and shouted first, leading the boys to get excited again.

Even though they only saw his back, just by looking at his back and his clothes, the boys knew: someone this cute can't possibly be a boy! Not every cute person is named Nagisa Shiota, right? One cross-dresser in this class is enough!

Nakamura's eyes widened in surprise: "What?! Masaka? I guessed wrong?"

To Nakamura's surprise, even Koro-sensei looked astonished! Hey! You gossip octopus, you should have been the first to know, right? Why are you surprised too?

"Uh? Um, who are you? Miss Louise?" Koro-sensei asked uncertainly, looking completely bewildered. He had almost thought this was a new assassination tactic devised by his student. However, his keen dynamic vision revealed that the person who had rushed into his arms was not armed and did not seem to have any intention of harming him.

And another thought has been lingering in Koro-sensei's mind:

In an instant, Koro-sensei conjured up a scene of Miss Louise chasing after her husband across a thousand miles to prevent him from being cheated on.

"Oh dear~ Teacher, what are you joking about? It's me~" A cute girl's voice rang out, which made the boys even more certain and excited.

It's strange that she wasn't wearing her school uniform but instead a magic robe that looked almost like cosplay, but maybe it's just her hobby?

Is this the "cuteness" that otaku in the bamboo forest always talks about?

The boys eagerly awaited the moment when that person turned around and revealed their face.

Then, to their surprise, yet not unexpectedly, they saw that after the person broke free from Koro-sensei's embrace, a dagger was plunged deep into Koro-sensei's chest.

In an instant, the thought "So he also came to assassinate Teacher Sha" popped into everyone's mind.

"Hmm, why?" Koro-sensei looked down at his body in surprise.

"Although I am cute and charming, I will bring death~~yo!" A playful voice came, and Ximo raised his head, letting everyone see his face.

That's right, the person who appeared at the scene was not Louise, but Seamus, who was impersonating Louise, and this was the second step in his plan.

If he's just pretending to be a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), it won't dispel Koro-sensei's and that guy named Karasuma's concerns. So what if the situation becomes: "An Italian mafia hitman who wants to eliminate Koro-sensei pretends to be a chuunibyou in order to get close to Koro-sensei and find an opportunity to assassinate him"?

In this way, Koro-sensei and those government officials, who are already familiar with various assassination tactics, will no longer suspect him, right?

Because this is a mental trap specifically designed for those familiar with assassination tactics!

11. The correct method of concealing a murder weapon

Following conventional thinking, Koro-sensei, Karasuma-sensei, and others would definitely suspect his sudden appearance, no matter how weak he appeared.

Therefore, Simo decided to do the opposite, creating two identities for himself, and using them to gradually lure those around him into the mental trap he and Chairman Asano had set up.

First, his primary identity is that of a foreign student with chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) who has just transferred to the school; this is an identity he deliberately created to arouse suspicion.

Everyone knew that the sudden appearance of such a strange person must be suspicious, and everyone would wonder what his purpose was in coming here.

No one would easily believe that a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) would suddenly arrive here and happen to transfer to Class 3-e.

Instead of letting them keep guessing and testing, it's better to give them the "answer" they want.

This is his second identity—a teenage assassin secretly trained by the Berlusconi family, an Italian mafia family.

Do you remember all the trouble Simo caused in Italy before? Do you remember that politician named Silvio?

Although his original intention was to stop those guys from doing evil, he also wanted to find out some information about the Vatican through underworld channels.

But by a twist of fate, they became yet another disguise for Simo.

Everyone knows that in Italy, politics and the Mafia are basically synonymous, so when Ujima and the others investigate the enrollment information provided by Simo during his report, they will definitely find that Simo's information is fake.

The Japanese government will continue its investigation into Simo's true identity and how he forged these identity documents.

Those who pay attention will soon discover that Simo arrived in Japan on a private plane belonging to an Italian political family, and that his monthly living expenses were transferred to Japan through several accounts in Italy.

If the investigation continues, a series of clues about Mafia families will surface, and they will also discover at the same time!

Just recently, a series of bombings occurred in Italy.

The victims were all members of an Italian gang that committed crimes, and a very familiar young boy appeared multiple times in the surveillance videos around the scene.

In this way, the identity of Simo immediately became clear to the Japanese officials—the Berlusconi family's secret weapon used to eliminate dissidents and suppress those small, disobedient families within the Mafia who had gone too far.

As for why that boy came to Japan, don't forget, big shots are afraid of death.

And that guy named Silvio is the former Prime Minister of Italy.

And a certain super-creature that destroyed the moon is said to be going to destroy the earth in six months. How could the big shots who heard the news not be anxious?

How could you not worry about your life?

So it's only natural that they sent Seamus to assassinate him!

That's what Karasuma Tadashi was thinking as he stood in front of the display screen at the secret base, reporting to the Minister of Defense.

His colleagues had completely uncovered the second identity that Ximo had fabricated, and seeing the dagger stuck in Koro-sensei's body in the surveillance footage, both Karasuma and the Minister of Defense beside him believed the findings of their country's elite agents.

This was a premeditated assassination orchestrated by the Italian Mafia!

"But, what a pity..." The Minister of Defense sighed sadly.

Karasuma Tadashi empathized with this, as a former prime minister is, after all, just a former prime minister. Although he knew of the existence of super-creatures and their threat to Earth through certain channels, his understanding of super-creatures was clearly insufficient.

Because the dagger that Ximo used to attack Koro-sensei was just an ordinary dagger, and without special materials, it was obviously impossible for such a thing to hurt Koro-sensei.

Therefore, in the eyes of the base personnel, Simo's actions have now become a private operation carried out by the Italian Mafia to save their own lives after hearing rumors.

"If the Italians had informed us beforehand, this assassination might have succeeded," Karasuma said regretfully. Having monitored Simo the entire time, he naturally knew the methods Simo used to assassinate Koro-sensei; they were undeniably ingenious.

However, because of suspicion about Simo's true identity, Karasuma also became suspicious of Simo, and even tried to prevent Simo from entering Class E. This resulted in Simo not obtaining enough intelligence before the assassination operation.

Unable to stop Simo from entering Class E, Karasuma had to rush back to the base immediately to hear the conclusions of the intelligence department's investigation, which had been conducted for several hours since yesterday afternoon, and to report to the Minister of Defense.

So by the time he heard the supervisors report that Simo was acting strangely and came to the monitor with the Minister of Defense, it was already too late.

Seamus's assassination preparations were complete. Dressed in a magic robe and wearing a wig, Seamus, disguised as Louise, had secretly installed a fake breastplate with a concealed dagger on his chest.

Then all that's left is to wait for the moment when Koro-sensei opens the door!

That's right, this was an assassination attempt targeting Koro-sensei's weakness.

A seemingly frail girl suddenly appears and falls into his arms unexpectedly. She has no weapon in her hand and no intention of killing him. Given Koro-sensei's lewd personality, what would he do?

The answer is obvious, isn't it? Can you expect a perverted octopus to resist the temptation of breasts leaning against you?

Karasuma had seen similar seduction tactics before; Irina, the English teacher in Class E, was a master of this. However, there's no way to hide a knife in a real boob.

This is a sinister attack that only a cross-dresser, someone skilled in cross-dressing, could launch. And in terms of the result, although this assassination did not kill Koro-sensei, it can be said to have caused him the most serious trauma in the past few months, especially from a psychological perspective.

Even the Minister of Defense couldn't help but praise, "Let that child stay in Class E. Although it was a bit of a pity this time, with the weapons and intelligence we provided, we might succeed next time."

"Yes, Your Excellency."

Indeed, just as Karasuma had guessed, Koro-sensei felt that he was currently suffering tons of damage.

There was once a beautiful European-style bust in front of him, and he cherished it!

But when you finally stick it on, you realize you regret it. There is nothing more painful in the world than this!

If God gave him another chance to ask questions, he would furiously question Seamus: "Why the hell are you a boy?! Why do you hide a knife in your breasts?!?!"

To this, Ximo blinked innocently and replied, "Who told you to be such a lecherous octopus? You really are a tentacle type~ You fell for it so easily!"

Then Simo saw that Koro-sensei's originally somewhat comical yellow head suddenly turned into a demonic black, and all of his tentacles stretched out from his mentor's robes and pounced on him.

PS1: Thanks to Fusheng Chenmeng, Jiangyou*Zhahuopu (why do I want to punch this name???), and Pangshuai Xiaomeiren's Dianniangbi.

PS2: Um, while I really appreciate the support, could those of you who want to advertise please go to the advertising thread? I'll keep that thread pinned. I've already moved the previous posts from the experts there. Thank you!

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12. How can someone who is called a teacher not understand photography or styling?

"not good!"

"Koro-sensei, calm down!"

Everyone tensed up when they saw that Koro-sensei was about to attack Shimo.

Do you remember the information that Saimo had gathered before? Before Koro-sensei came to teach Class 3-E, he had reached an agreement with various governments: under no circumstances should he attack the students of Class 3-E.

Although Shimo has just transferred to Class E, if Koro-sensei attacks Shimo because of this incident, wouldn't Koro-sensei be unable to continue being a teacher?

For the students of Class E, although Koro-sensei was lecherous, stingy, and had all sorts of dirty "adult flaws," he was the one who saved them when they were most confused and desperate.

Koro-sensei is a truly good teacher, and the students of Class E do not want to lose their teacher.

As for Karasuma and the others, although they did not know what Koro-sensei's purpose was in becoming a teacher, the Class 3-E in front of them was a very useful shackle.